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[–]Kaiuk 6 points7 points ago

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Repost! REPOST! RIPOSTE!

[–]randybob275 6 points7 points ago

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title comnts points age /r/
Betty white on social networking 153coms 921pts 2mos funny
Betty White on SNL 1com 12pts 1yr pics
Ladies and Gentlemen, Betty White! 1com 9pts 1mo funny

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[–]Magpie85 0 points1 point ago

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Where are you from? And genuinely interested in this because here in Dallas, TX I've always heard it pronounced "o-wee-gee". Omg. I just realized people were saying "a Ouija"... Mind blown. Thanks for the schooling!

[–]livielivie07[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I honestly did not know that this was on here before. So my apologies.

[–]TheInsaneDane 0 points1 point ago

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Everything have been around reddit before it reach every other place. Of course most things origins on 4chan and then it reach reddit, but damn.

[–]livielivie07[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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I've never seen it on here either. So there.

[–]RightInYourFace 1 point2 points ago

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You know what is sad? She is not kidding.

[–]cubanlincoln 2 points3 points ago

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Ahahahaha...it's funny because her friends are dead.

[–]Acronomicon 2 points3 points ago

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Immediately thought of this guy

[–]sp00kyd00m -1 points0 points ago

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I really really really want an old Parker Brothers Quija Board. Tried checking amazon but they were $80-100 :( I don't want any old version though. I want the classic Parker Brothers...

[–]ghostbackwards -4 points-3 points ago

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Can we get passed this Betty White phase yet?

[–]ThinkAgainTwice 2 points3 points ago

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Sure has been a long phase, Golden Girls has been around for a while.

[–]ghostbackwards -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes it was big thirty years ago. How did she get in the limelite again? Who made that choice?

[–]livielivie07[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Betty White is awesome. How could you not love her?

[–]ghostbackwards 3 points4 points ago

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Because...um... I don't. I just get tired of her shtick.

[–]HUM4NZEE 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pumpkindog -1 points0 points ago

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i'm with ya bro... Oh look betty white is old but she's acting young and hip... let's completely worship her and put her in EVERYTHING.

[–]xxfeelinfine26xx -1 points0 points ago

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I hope Betty White never dies.

[–]dedinthewater -1 points0 points ago

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I'm at least relieved that the joke here had nothing to do with her unabashedly "ironic" sex drive. I hate that her humor currently is driven by this "Sexy Grandma" persona. It's like she was waiting for Rue McClanahan to die so she could become the slutty one.

[–]JSBUCK -2 points-1 points ago

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Every time I hear about the Betty White phenomenon "HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M OLD. NOW GIVE ME MONEY."

[–]Spongedude -3 points-2 points ago

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don't upvote, it's up to 666 points