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[–]ScootinFruity 22 points23 points ago

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[–]Drawtaru 3 points4 points ago

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BAHAHAHA!! I love the cut-off screaming at the end! It's like "bzz bzz bzzzzzzAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---" End.

[–]ndw10325 3 points4 points ago

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That is what made me laugh about the .gif, I just knew the people with the vuvuzela(that is what those stupid horns are called for those who don't know) were screaming at the dog, and then, I saw the video. The guy screaming, I have no idea what he's saying(the one with the camera), but it sounds like he is terrified. I also love how at like exactly the same moment both the girl with the vuvuzela and the guy with the camera ran at the dog, I guess hoping to chase the shit back into him.

[–]DivinusVox 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone who was alive in the same timeline as the 2010 World Cup knows the vuvuzela.

[–]ndw10325 0 points1 point ago

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I just said what a vuvuzela was only because there were people saying "oh I thought it was an airhorn", I almost mentioned the world cup but decided, nah.

[–]chownership 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was an airhorn till I saw the video. Doesn't seem so bad now.

[–]Bobzer 3 points4 points ago

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The vuvuzela is the most evil "instrument" known to mankind.

[–]chownership 0 points1 point ago

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en masse, certainly

[–]renegadeofunk 1 point2 points ago

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The ending was the perfect real world execution of "FFUUUU!!"

[–]buddybonesbones 0 points1 point ago

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That's not a vuvuzela.

[–]Chewbert 17 points18 points ago

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[–]oldmoneey 106 points107 points ago

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Great Scott, it's the brown noise!

[–]GophaKyorselv 70 points71 points ago

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Brown Note

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[–]astronautical 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Linexe 16 points17 points ago

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:( okay.

[–]GophaKyorselv 0 points1 point ago*

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Yup.

[–]Linexe 0 points1 point ago

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already admitted I was wrong.

[–]GophaKyorselv 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Linexe 0 points1 point ago

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;)

[–]Mesozoic 10 points11 points ago

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He pulled a Romney!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I think it was piss.

[–]Doc-Holiday 30 points31 points ago

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Fucker deserved it.

[–]ThomasHunter 27 points28 points ago

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"STOP! STOP! GOD THAT NOISE IS HORRIBLE STOP! I WILL POOP! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T STOP I'LL- THAT'S IT I'M POOPING! I TOLD YOU! POOP IS COMING OUT NOW"

[–]alsorobots 3 points4 points ago

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POOP IS COMING OUT NOW

one of the greatest declarative statements ever.

[–]91Caleb 17 points18 points ago

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looks like you scared the shit out of him

[–]ninepointsix 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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So we created a video with sound and transformed it into an animation which stripped it of sound and then we added subtitles so we can imagine the sound? Brilliant!

In before "youtube is blocked at work..."

[–]Defender 5 points6 points ago

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Why would you actually want to hear that thing?

[–]savetheplanetgirl 4 points5 points ago

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I have no idea how so many people mistook that for poop.

[–]lollypopsiclez 14 points15 points ago

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poor thing was scared to shits...

[–]MrGoats 20 points21 points ago

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That horn thing must have sounded rather shitty.

[–]supersonic00712 8 points9 points ago

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"Vuvuzela"

[–]betterthanthee -2 points-1 points ago

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vulvazulu

[–]Techloss 4 points5 points ago

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What does a Nigerian porn star have to do with this?

[–]DreadPiratesRobert -4 points-3 points ago

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Still a horn

[–]panxzz 0 points1 point ago

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This gif is definitely a shit-show

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[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Bejita463 24 points25 points ago

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Well now I'm curious.

[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 0 points1 point ago

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It was just some random dude stupidly insulting goats.

[–]Jayabe 1 point2 points ago

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He pisses out a question mark.

[–]mrkurtz 1 point2 points ago

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so, about 5 or 6 years ago, i got my dad a new electric razor for christmas.

we did the tradition where we opened stockings and 1 gift each on christmas eve, he picked the razor.

after charging it up, he turned it on.

my mom's westie was on the step between the living room, where we were, and the dining room.

as soon as the razor started buzzing, her ears dropped, her face showed panic, and she pooped on the stair.

we think it had to do with the groomers my mom was using at the time. it was both ridiculously hilarious and pretty sad.

[–]dirufa 1 point2 points ago

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This was very well deserved.

[–]erutuFniatpaC 1 point2 points ago

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the brown note.

[–]PandemoniumX101 2 points3 points ago

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That rug really tied the room together...

[–]haykoolaid 4 points5 points ago

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thats what you get for fucking with your dog

[–]Apathetic_Answer_ 3 points4 points ago

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This is my personal defense method. It's not as effective as one would think.

[–]Mr_Mudkip 0 points1 point ago

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Repost but makes me chuckle all the time.

[–]revchj 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted for cruelty. The excrement was dog-language for "stop hurting me, i submit." Give away your dog, please: if you call that "payback" you obviously don't know what you're doing as a dog owner.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Watch the actual video and shut up. They actually aren't blowing the horn almost the entire video and the dog doesn't act upset through the majority of it. You're the epitome of ignorant but self-righteous.

[–]Slime0 0 points1 point ago

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Watched the video. The dog was very obviously bothered by the horn.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You missed the second part of my advice.

[–]lmpervious 0 points1 point ago

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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

FTFY

[–]-RNG- 0 points1 point ago

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been askin' you to walk me out, but you gave me that rather smoothing sound. don't mind if I do.

[–]Socraticsauce 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a Greater Swiss Mountain Shit?

[–]moldytoast99 0 points1 point ago

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i could watch this a million times and laugh my ass off every time

[–]Colarap 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why but I was expecting the "BRRRRRRRRRR" to end in Brazzer.

[–]ZantZebes 0 points1 point ago

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Literally just laughed so hard I shat.

[–]frponkus 0 points1 point ago

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shit or piss?

[–]Rascolito 0 points1 point ago

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The brown noise.

[–]Tinkai 0 points1 point ago

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if you look deep enough, you can see that the dog was so confused that it shat a question mark

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

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They can't get mad at the dog. That's what they get.

[–]ponypump 0 points1 point ago

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He totally deserved that shit!

[–]triggerofyourgun 0 points1 point ago

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This was ruined for me when I found out it was only piss.

[–]vodkamutini 0 points1 point ago

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that's what i do when anyone plays a vuvuvzela in my presence, i don't see what the problem is

[–]bestbeforeMar91 -1 points0 points ago

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It's funny to terrify animals for sport.

[–]iVolke -1 points0 points ago

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That poor dog was scared shitless...

[–]comrade_leviathan -1 points0 points ago

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When in doubt, shit.

[–]rmovik -3 points-2 points ago

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Yeah, I guess payback really was a bitch.

[–]vnkid -3 points-2 points ago

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Fastest squat i've ever seen popped.

[–]Fgame -5 points-4 points ago

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Scared the piss out of him, no?