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[–]corennf 18 points19 points ago

HIM? He's like two!

[–]appers66 1 point2 points ago

Ah, the old Reddit y'know what no I quit.

[–]ema0220 18 points19 points ago

why'd they put a screaming doll next to their super ugly alien baby?

[–]mbrady 8 points9 points ago

Ah, the old Reddit switch-a-forget it. Too lazy to hook that up...

[–]wizy57 1 point2 points ago

Thank you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You can hook it up with this comment.

[–]KofOaks 5 points6 points ago

Parent of the year circa 2007.

[–]SimilarImage 42 points43 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Com Points
4 months frederid Happy Halloween. here 73 688
6 months xVerified This kid shit himself. /r/WTF 95 304
4 months phab3k little boy is not impressed /r/pics 1 19

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[–]oswaldcopperpot 4 points5 points ago

So reddit gives more karma for each successive repost? DISSAPPOINTED!

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[–]jck 2 points3 points ago

:(

[–]StopShakingMyBabies 2 points3 points ago

That's one bad-ass leather jacket though...

[–]jggm2009 1 point2 points ago

That fucking thing is ugly.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

the green alien baby doll is pretty fucked too.

[–]the_shape 1 point2 points ago

First thing I thought of when I saw that kid "oh it's a young Tracy Jordan"

[–]chumbalong 1 point2 points ago

There goes Halloween

[–]ioiLeGeNDioi 0 points1 point ago

GJ Katie Price

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 0 points1 point ago

Anencephaly is a scary fucking thing.

[–]edwinhere 4 points5 points ago

Actually it is Harlequin Ichthyosis. Don't google this one either.

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 1 point2 points ago

I should've noticed that the kid actually has a full skull so it couldn't be anencephaly.

[–]edwinhere 1 point2 points ago

No probs.

You go to med school?

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 0 points1 point ago

Nope, high school. Going to study kinesiology.

[–]edwinhere 0 points1 point ago

Cool. Don't give up.

[–]kevka 0 points1 point ago

This kind of stuff is interesting. But this is one of the worst to look at.

[–]TrainFan 2 points3 points ago

DO NOT GOOGLE IT

[–]JimJam127 -2 points-1 points ago

Trust this man. I saw his comment, did it anyway, and immediately regretted it. :(

[–]aweshucks 0 points1 point ago

are those axes and swords behind him?

[–]Tyler_H 0 points1 point ago

Someone else!

[–]trustedsource 0 points1 point ago

You were a child, crawling on your knees, chortling.

[–]terrible_comments 0 points1 point ago

I had a hardy laugh.

[–]TinyYeti 0 points1 point ago

... Not this biyatch!!

[–]XanAKG 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone ever played Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend?

[–]tellmetheworld 0 points1 point ago

More like parent of last year

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

Emotional Scars.

Emotional Scars, Everywhere.

[–]birdocrank 0 points1 point ago

Vampire families celebrate Halloween in the darndest ways.

[–]andrey_shipilov 0 points1 point ago

What's the creature on the left?

[–]king_cherokee 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]sc2noob6969 -2 points-1 points ago

It took me a little to realize who was the baby lol

[–]Defender -1 points0 points ago

After the failed Emergency C-Section, Janet couldn't bear to live without her second child. Little Timmy hasn't quite adjusted to mommy bring Stillborn Tommy wherever she goes.

[–]IloveQueen -2 points-1 points ago

I woul prefer if this was in r/wtf rather than here.