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[–]getoutofnj 10 points11 points ago

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Star Trek plus cats.gif?

To the front page!

[–]Lampmonster1 9 points10 points ago

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Is it weird that I know exactly which episode the enterprise part is from?

[–]Wulibo 5 points6 points ago

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which episode is the cat part from?

[–]Lampmonster1 11 points12 points ago

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It's from the spinoff movie; The Data Chronicles, The Search for Spot.

[–]TheDanishInquisition 5 points6 points ago

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I know you were just making a quip, but here is the source of the cat part.

[–]Wulibo 1 point2 points ago

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always an upvote for good detective work, warranted or no.

[–]JTHipster 0 points1 point ago

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Don't know the exact one, but isn't it the one where they are trapped in a time loop colliding with the other ship?

Still way better than that stupid wharf episode where he fucking goes in to different dimensions or something. God damn it it was that ever the worst possible episode.

[–]Relevant_TNG_Episode 4 points5 points ago

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[–]JTHipster 0 points1 point ago

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Can you find me a good episode of star trek voyager, or is it as terrible as it seems? I'm six seasons in and this sucks.

[–]Meditato 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, pretty much all deus ex treknobabble. Kinda sad. It could've been far better than it ended up.

There are a few that suck less, like some of the timey-whimy episodes. That one episode with the planet where time goes really fast (Deadlock) is the best one, in my opinion.

[–]daveburnt 0 points1 point ago

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Year of hell, pretty much the best Voyager episode...and really, only the ending is good. Should have been called 7 years of hell. Fucking Voyager garbage...

[–]JTHipster 1 point2 points ago

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Except that year of hell was literally inconsequential. You can't have a serialized story and then present an episodic structure without everything being filler.

The one character I liked was seven of nine, because she was the only character that was consistent. She was always just a sarcastic asshole.

[–]daveburnt 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I won't argue with you, I hate time travel episodes because of that exactly, and yet I find it is the cream of the voyager crap. haha

[–]JTHipster 0 points1 point ago

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They kind of are. Except for the one where they go back to like the 80s. That was pretty bad just as a thing.

But yeah, no, the completely irrelevant episodes of voyager were the best ones.

[–]CubeGuy365 0 points1 point ago

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...What?

Voyager Star Trek is best Star Trek.

[–]JTHipster 1 point2 points ago

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Do you also like the star wars prequels?

[–]CubeGuy365 1 point2 points ago

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But... but... Hologram Doctor...

[–]JTHipster 0 points1 point ago

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Remember that episode where he has a kid on a planet somehow? Like voyager fucks up the teleport so in like a few minutes it actually was 3 years for him?

And then they didn't explain any of it?

[–]CubeGuy365 0 points1 point ago

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I was actually watching that episode at the same time I was writing that first comment. ಠ_ಠ

I just assumed that species had a Make-your-own-kid shop.

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, it's the one where the alien race steals all the kids from the Enterprise, and then shoots them days away just to prove they can. Not a good episode. And the Wharf one was tons better than the one where Data became some kind of moon god.

[–]iceward 1 point2 points ago

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"Wharf" is actually "Worf".

[–]JTHipster 0 points1 point ago

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Ooooooooh that episode. Fuck that one.

And no dude the wharf one made np fuckong sense. It also marked the wharf dating troy romance arc, because.....alternate dimensions? I guess?

Still better than voyager.

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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Well yeah, everything was better than Voyager. I almost give that episode a pass though because of the hints about what could have happened with the Borg. Picard dead in one universe, the Enterprise on the verge of destruction in another. That was kind of fun.

[–]breenisgreen 0 points1 point ago

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Except, I would agree with you but I'm still really sore over Enterprise and the way they chose to end the damn thing. It actually made me like voyager a whole lot more. Come on, Enterprise had the freaking borg show up. This screws everything canon up...

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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I gave up on Enterprise early on. Couldn't handle Dr. Sam Beckett as a starship captain.

[–]breenisgreen 0 points1 point ago

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True, mind you he did have plenty of charisma and to be fair he did say 'Oh Boy' in a few episodes to nod to his past.

[–]Lampmonster1 1 point2 points ago

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Charisma he had. But there was something lacking. I have to believe that at their core, captains are as hard as diamonds. That's the factor that ran through Kirk, Picard and the DS9 guys. Picard might be a diplomat, and Kirk might have been a ladies man, but when the chips were down you knew that they would never, ever quit. You just sensed it. I never got that from Scott B. Could you imagine Archer in the torture scenes from Chain of Command? I just don't see it. I don't think I'd have ever believed it. And I'm not putting that all on the actors. I don't think he was written in a way that would make me believe it. Just my .2

[–]breenisgreen 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, very, very true. I had never thought of it that way and damn, it's right.

[–]glyph42 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha, Ehat. I remember waiting for the action to start, and being confused when the credits started to run.

[–]Sarria22 0 points1 point ago

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Any episode with Wesley as the main character is a bad episode.

Yeah that's right Wil Wheaton, I'm talking about you.

[–]Lampmonster1 1 point2 points ago

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Sheldon's greatest quote. "The Jar Jar Binks of the Star Trek universe."

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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I heard Majel Roddenberry's voice saying "Last time, on Star Trek: The Next Generation"

[–]Hello_Internet 13 points14 points ago

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Geordi: "Data, I don't think it's a very good idea to swap minds with Spot."

Data: "Geordi, I want to experience life through the eye of a cat."

[NEXT SCENE]

Riker: What's wrong with the fuckin' Holodeck?

[NEXT SCENE]

Wesley: God mom, I can replicate my own underwear!

[–]mastercam94 13 points14 points ago

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Rule #27: you must pull any and all levers you find.

[–]Windwaker97 6 points7 points ago

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I was eating Fun Dip and saw this. I nearly choked.

[–]Majormoose 5 points6 points ago

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Tears are pouring down my face. Best. GIF. Ever.

[–]metromin 5 points6 points ago

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This reminds me of my cats' first car ride

[–]PlatinumTank 4 points5 points ago

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Experience bij!

[–]Ganais 4 points5 points ago

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I enjoy the continuous loop

[–]Zombare 2 points3 points ago

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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!

[–]dr0idx 2 points3 points ago

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KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[–]MosaicM80 2 points3 points ago

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Apple JUICE!

[–]breenisgreen 1 point2 points ago

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Are you for panda rape?

[–]Guy_Dudebro 2 points3 points ago

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Should have listened to Riker and decompressed the shuttle bay.

[–]BALTIM0R0N 1 point2 points ago

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It's on FX right now...

[–]Whymalemodels 1 point2 points ago

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Not enough lens flares.

[–]Dontiago 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one that heard a sound watching the ship?

[–]kilo4fun 1 point2 points ago

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Been watching a lot of Star Trek lately. It's kind of depressing considering what the real world is like.

[–]Trippybroski 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, not even kidding, I am watching the shit out of that show right now.

[–]Ballsey 1 point2 points ago

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Same here, good sir. Same here.

[–]Soylent_gray 1 point2 points ago

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I love the Delorean crashing into the Enterprise video: Back to the Enterprise!

[–]Ballsey 0 points1 point ago

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Upvotes for Enterprise-D. One motherfucking sexy starship.

[–]i_has_dubstepilepsy 0 points1 point ago

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Huh, funny, I literally just got done watching that episode...

[–]ianlyman -1 points0 points ago

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[–]BatsOnMyFace -1 points0 points ago

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Can someone make a Star Wars version of this?

[–]its-not-hypnotoad -2 points-1 points ago

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