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[–]pabkbg 24 points25 points ago

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ATTENTION 20-SOMETHING MALES:

I, and a whole lot of my friends (late 30s early 40s) remember the precise day we fucked up our back doing something fucking stupid. I would gladly pay lots of cash to go back and duct tape myself to the bed that day.

I could do something really dumb in my teens, have it go wrong, walk it off and be 100% the next day. But sometime in my 20s, my body stopped "bouncing" and starting taking damage.

Don't be a fucking dick to your body.

[–]superior_penis 2 points3 points ago

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Same goes for knees and shoulders and necks. Somewhere around 24-25 injuries started to linger for months instead of days.

[–]OhTenMinusOne 9 points10 points ago

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Lol. I know the guys in that GIF. Couple of local guys that do some comedy vids.

Here's the vid if you wanna see some different angles, hehe.

http://youtu.be/EcjRr6lnyC4

[–]chrysrobyn 0 points1 point ago

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What were they trying to do? Specifically, where did Santa think his chair was going to go?

[–]sharko -2 points-1 points ago

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Are you serious? They were trying to create humor. He thought the chair was going into the table, which it did.

[–]gnarlysaurus 1 point2 points ago

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laughed till I cried.

[–]bobnojio 1 point2 points ago

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there are no kittens in this .gif. it is NOT the best on the internet. a hearty downvote for you, my good sir. please enjoy your cakeday.

[–]littlemonster1618 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you! If it weren't for you I would have only seen this 1346 times.

[–]SniperTooL[!] 3 points4 points ago

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1347's the charm.

[–]littlemonster1618 -2 points-1 points ago

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indeed. Though it is still funny so it's fine.

i suppose a more appropriate response would have been: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/128/slowpoke_pokemon.gif

[–]haydaw 0 points1 point ago

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took me about 10 watches to figure out he was sitting on a chair when he hit the table, extra ouch

[–]Pentaxia[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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probably a repost, but heck! it's funny as fuck

[–]justanothercommenter 11 points12 points ago

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Nothing like a good spinal compression to ramp up the yuks.

Thank God for Jackass. Darwin has been redeemed.

[–]zoidnerd 1 point2 points ago

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I instantly regret this decision!

[–]Roaning 6 points7 points ago

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*immediately

[–]SniperTooL[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Watch out we got a thesaurass over here.

[–]thisismax 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for contributing another variation of "cake day" to add to my RES filter.

[–]laurelvirginias 0 points1 point ago

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That was dumb.

[–]0600Hours -1 points0 points ago

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I was hoping he was going to throw the ball at him.

[–]Everything_Is_Okay -2 points-1 points ago

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Trying to come up with a good reason for a dude in a santa costume (including beard) to drop from a roof with a plastic garden chair onto a table with some cups, is actually even funnier than the gif itself!

[–]RNRSaturday -2 points-1 points ago

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"Ha, ha, ha, ha. Your friend fucked up his back. What a great birthday. I hope you are so happy." Is that the kind of response you wanted? Well, sorry to let you down because, really, I don't come here to watch people get hurt.

[–]ABigHairyMonkey -2 points-1 points ago

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So much what the fuck in this gif... I love it

[–]MrGuy1774 -1 points0 points ago

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So does this mean he was bad or good for Christmas