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[–]Bokthand 29 points30 points ago

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More like, far from accurate.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 19 points20 points ago

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Only if you rely on "facts"

[–]sailfaster 0 points1 point ago

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the post reeks of "truthiness" ill allow it

[–]cpxh 35 points36 points ago

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No wars...?

[–]alchemist23 15 points16 points ago

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Exactly my reaction.

Who bombed Iraq in the nineties, just after George Bush sr?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Somalia

[–]cpxh 0 points1 point ago

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etc.

[–]dakotahawkins 6 points7 points ago

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I guess it doesn't count as a war without a large contingent of ground troops.

[–]cpxh 19 points20 points ago

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Tell that to the people in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Kosovo.

I'm fairly certain dropping bombs on sovereign states counts as an act of war.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Obama told me it was kinetic military action conducted for humanitarian purposes.

But, all things considered, I would still take Clinton over either the current or former monkey any day.

[–]cpxh 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed, but only because of his realistic economic conservatism.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Truth. Democrats' fantasies of a Swedish America aside, the economy prospered under Clinton because his administration saw significant reductions in the size of government, radically contrary to both the previous and the subsequent Republican administrations.

Observe also that the economy continued to do well in the early Bush Jr. years, and only faltered later in his administration as we began to feel the effects of the increased spending for Iraq, Afghanistan, and Medicare Part D.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, what is the deal with our last two presidents looking like monkeys?

[–]Alame -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Paultimate79 4 points5 points ago

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What about when he also uppercut that meteor that almost wiped out our civilization?

Might as well go all out on the retarded bs right?

[–]Big_J 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, I loved all the bullshit firearms restrictions.

[–]Slippyy 4 points5 points ago*

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Wasn't the US bombing the shit out of iraq under clinton?

[–]arh420 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah I miss him and his administration selling top secret nuclear weapons technology to our enemies...

[–]ScottCarmichael 8 points9 points ago

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DM:HJ

Doesn't matter, had job

[–]ItsTuesdaySally 4 points5 points ago

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More like hand job, amirite?

[–]ScottCarmichael 4 points5 points ago

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Well, that was Clinton's take on the situation.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Kosovo. And the bastard repealed Glass-Steagal before leaving office. Case Rested. I still miss him. Fuckin' America

[–]skynet907 1 point2 points ago

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Yugoslavia disagrees.

[–]gordofrog 1 point2 points ago

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Made this awhile back in response to that shirt. Figured I would take it to the logical conclusion

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Economy

The Asian financial crash in 1997 which very nearly caused a worldwide depression was directly linked to Wall Street, exactly like the 2008 "slump".

Wars

Relevant:

1993 – Macedonia. On July 9, 1993, President Clinton reported the deployment of 350 US soldiers to the Republic of Macedonia to participate in the UN Protection Force to help maintain stability in the area of former Yugoslavia.[RL30172]

1994–95 – Haiti. Operation Uphold Democracy. U.S. ships had begun embargo against Haiti. Up to 20,000 US military troops were later deployed to Haiti.[RL30172]

1994 – Macedonia. On April 19, 1994, President Clinton reported that the US contingent in the former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia had been increased by a reinforced company of 200 personnel.[RL30172]

1995 – Bosnia. Operation Deliberate Force. NATO bombing of Bosnian Serbs.[RL30172]

1996 – Liberia. Operation Assured Response. On April 11, 1996, President Clinton reported that on April 9, 1996 due to the "deterioration of the security situation and the resulting threat to American citizens" in Liberia he had ordered U.S. military forces to evacuate from that country "private U.S. citizens and certain third-country nationals who had taken refuge in the U.S. Embassy compound...."[RL30172]

1996 – Central African Republic. Operation Quick Response. On May 23, 1996, President Clinton reported the deployment of US military personnel to Bangui, Central African Republic, to conduct the evacuation from that country of "private U.S. citizens and certain U.S. government employees," and to provide "enhanced security for the American Embassy in Bangui."[RL30172] United States Marine Corps elements of Joint Task Force Assured Response, responding in nearby Liberia, provided security to the embassy and evacuated 448 people, including between 190 and 208 Americans. The last Marines left Bangui on June 22.

1997 – Albania. Operation Silver Wake. On March 13, 1997, U.S. military forces were used to evacuate certain U.S. government employees and private U.S. citizens from Tirana, Albania.[RL30172]

1997 – Congo and Gabon. On March 27, 1997, President Clinton reported on March 25, 1997, a standby evacuation force of U.S. military personnel had been deployed to Congo and Gabon to provide enhanced security and to be available for any necessary evacuation operation.[RL30172]

1997 – Sierra Leone. On May 29 and May 30, 1997, U.S. military personnel were deployed to Freetown, Sierra Leone, to prepare for and undertake the evacuation of certain U.S. government employees and private U.S. citizens.[RL30172]

1997 – Cambodia. On July 11, 1997, In an effort to ensure the security of American citizens in Cambodia during a period of domestic conflict there, a Task Force of about 550 U.S. military personnel were deployed at Utapao Air Base in Thailand for possible evacuations. [RL30172]

1998 – Iraq. Operation Desert Fox. U.S. and British forces conduct a major four-day bombing campaign from December 16–19, 1998 on Iraqi targets.[RL30172]

1998 – Guinea-Bissau. Operation Shepherd Venture. On June 10, 1998, in response to an army mutiny in Guinea-Bissau endangering the US Embassy, President Clinton deployed a standby evacuation force of US military personnel to Dakar, Senegal, to evacuate from the city of Bissau.[RL30172]

1998–99 – Kenya and Tanzania. US military personnel were deployed to Nairobi, Kenya, to coordinate the medical and disaster assistance related to the bombings of the U.S. Embassies in Kenya and Tanzania. [RL30172]

1998 – Afghanistan and Sudan. Operation Infinite Reach. On August 20, air strikes were used against two suspected terrorist training camps in Afghanistan and a suspected chemical factory in Sudan.[RL30172]

1998 – Liberia. On September 27, 1998 America deployed a stand-by response and evacuation force of 30 US military personnel to increase the security force at the U.S. Embassy in Monrovia. [1] [RL30172]

1999–2001 - East Timor. Limited number of U.S. military forces deployed with the United Nations-mandated International Force for East Timor restore peace to East Timor.

1999 – Serbia. Operation Allied Force. NATO's bombing of Serbia in the Kosovo Conflict.

2000 – Sierra Leone. On May 12, 2000 a US Navy patrol craft deployed to Sierra Leone to support evacuation operations from that country if needed.[RL30172]

2000 – Yemen. On October 12, 2000, after the USS Cole attack in the port of Aden, Yemen, military personnel were deployed to Aden.

2000 – East Timor. On February 25, 2000, a small number of U.S. military personnel were deployed to support the United Nations Transitional Administration in East Timor (UNTAET).

2001 – On April 1, 2001, a mid-air collision between a United States Navy EP-3E ARIES II signals surveillance aircraft and a People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN) J-8II interceptor fighter jet resulted in an international dispute between the United States and the People's Republic of China called the Hainan Island incident.

[–]THE_LOBATOMIZER 3 points4 points ago

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I do in fact, miss dat economy during his reign presidency

[–]ScottCarmichael 6 points7 points ago

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The 90s economy would have happened whether it was Bush, Clinton, Perot or Dole in the Whitehouse.

You can thank the rapid spread of computerization and lowered-cost of technology for that. The 90s was a time when every industry was doing well and it had technology to thank for 99% of that.

[–]daveswagon 1 point2 points ago

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Part of that "good economy" was just the Dot Com Bubble masquerading as true prosperity until it popped. Clinton shouldn't be thanked for that any more than Bush should be thanked for the real estate bubble.

The balanced budget that we used to have, though, Clinton deserves his share of credit for that.

[–]aislandlies 0 points1 point ago

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I cant be the only one that read that in his voice.

[–]Saine 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rhubarbbus 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I guess the economy was great.

We need another .com boom, we should bring back slavery for a second run.

[–]JohnDoeNuts 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't help but read it in his voice.

[–]suncross -4 points-3 points ago

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Oh I get the joke. There were wars, there was a bad economy (until he continued republican economic policies set since before he was in office) and there was a lot of something on the side.

madownvotewat?

[–]Mxblinkday -1 points0 points ago

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No good sir, I do not miss you...

[–]creampielover -1 points0 points ago

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According to the government they're "conflicts" we haven't declared war officially since ww2

[–]calonord -3 points-2 points ago

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what is a war? we have not even come close to a total war since WW2 and certainly not since Vietnam. In terms of committing resources Iraq is miniature. In the meaningful sense of the word war, we have not fought. Not only that, not having war is actually a bad thing, there is no one else to mediate between warring religious and ethnic groups and to enforce international standards without us. Withdrawing from the world stage is dangerous.