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[–]benglis3 103 points104 points ago

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AMEN to that...instead I press save, NO! Report, NO! Other link, NO!

[–]revchu 45 points46 points ago

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...hide link above, SHIT! Share, no not share! NO!

[–]Fauster 3 points4 points ago

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It would be nice to have comment and save leading, then a thumprint worth of space, then the links to lesser-used share, hide, and report. http://i.reddit.com/r/all is better than most apps, but it seems laggy on my 3G phone.

[–]cookie_partie 3 points4 points ago

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Share is the bane of my cellphone redditing.

[–]logged_n_2_say 1 point2 points ago

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dont forget the link that redirects to a mobile site.

after reading site, cool. to reddit! back \reload site again WTF? back again \reload site...again FUCK! back + back \NOPE, not quick enough! reload site again SONOFA....back+back+back \OOPS! you went to far

[–]cookie_partie 0 points1 point ago

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Luckily, imgur only needs to be changed once per browsing experience, and it remembers it until the end.

I hate forced mobile. I want to be able to zoom, damnit!

[–]SirWoodrick[S] 11 points12 points ago

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Try logging in on an iPhone...NOPE. The popup box decides to do its own thing.

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points ago

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[–]sagan555 8 points9 points ago

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It's the only way.

[–]Givants 0 points1 point ago

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It's the best way

[–]Crancster 5 points6 points ago

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For those of use who were wondering. It is a app that makes browsing Reddit on a iPhone a far more enjoyable experience.

[–]sp00kyd00m 0 points1 point ago

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on iPad i prefer using AlienBlue over the actual website.

[–]Gar1592 0 points1 point ago

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I wish Android had Alien Blue, Reddit is fun just isn't the same.

[–]vasp 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Gar1592 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks! I much prefer that, cheers for the link. :)

[–]mrnicelupe 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What is this alien blue?

[–]TheDude- 9 points10 points ago

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All I use because it's awesome.

[–]laddergoat89 1 point2 points ago

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Get off that mobile site and into Alien Blue today.

Or even iReddit, but alien blue is better.

[–]MrVee 0 points1 point ago

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Correct me of I'm wrong, but doesn't alien blue force you to pay for lots of features?

[–]Givants 2 points3 points ago

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It's the first time i paid for an app and I don't regret it after, best 2 bucks ever spent

[–]afterbirth_slime 2 points3 points ago

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Couldn't agree more!!! Worth every penny

[–]laddergoat89 0 points1 point ago

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Without paying it is still better than the mobile site.

But it is totally worth the tiny amount it costs, you can't spare like $2?

[–]MrVee 0 points1 point ago

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You guys peer pressured me into it, I just bought it. >_> Posting this comment with it, and I have to say, it's pretty cool.

[–]GoingToLose 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. Most of them aren't all that amazing, but the fact that you can't make submissions without paying is dumb.

[–]sp00kyd00m 1 point2 points ago

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Its hard for me to imagine someone spending $200+ on an iphone but never wanting to spend a dime in the app store while still expecting quality apps. Maybe I'm dumb.

[–]clouddrifter 43 points44 points ago

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So many comments getting my upvotes when I try to collapse the thread.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 8 points9 points ago

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Or accidentally click 'load more comments' and then you got to wait for like 10 seconds.

/FirstWorldProblem

[–]Ziggitz 10 points11 points ago

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Get the opera mobile browser. It does everything nicley. If you fatfinger and hit two links at once it highlights both and zooms in on them so they're easier to click.

[–]Miyomei 3 points4 points ago

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Chrome for Android does this as well.

[–]ecce_apostate 0 points1 point ago

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Which ICS device are you on? by the way chrome for android is awesome..

[–]Miyomei 0 points1 point ago

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Nexus S 4G running a custom ICS rom. Chrome for Android is probably the best mobile browser I have ever used, and I've been on smartphones since the very very early WinMo days.

[–]alienangel2 1 point2 points ago

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The Chrome mobile app does this too: http://i.imgur.com/b7FAP.png

[–]dmuppet 0 points1 point ago

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should be farther up.

[–]jakemyers7 9 points10 points ago

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Did you try taking the smartphone out of your mouth?

[–]axelofevil -4 points-3 points ago

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You mean out of your ass.

[–]jakemyers7 2 points3 points ago

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well that was original

[–]not_an_option 1 point2 points ago

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YEAH. TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR BUTT, IDIOT GUY!

[–]JazzIsKing 15 points16 points ago

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[–]CrazyCalYa 16 points17 points ago

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I'm viewing this on my smartphone and have absolutely no idea what this links to.

[–]ThreeCat 9 points10 points ago

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First world problem crying lady.

[–]CornerSka 1 point2 points ago

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It's nice to see something different every once in a while.

[–]Innsu 6 points7 points ago

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Smartphone? Why dont you get the app?

[–]SirWoodrick[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I did at one point. Just wasnt the same :( Maybe I'll just have to get along with it.

[–]knarrenheinz 31 points32 points ago

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Have you tried alien blue?

[–]imtrappedinabox 2 points3 points ago

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I'm using it right now. Really just a great app.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 1 point2 points ago

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Last time I tried the ap it was missing a lot of articles and it was really hard to trace threads. Maybe it's better now.

[–]thetalkinghawk 0 points1 point ago

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For iPhone, Alien Blue.

For Android, Bacon Reader.

[–]jokubolakis -1 points0 points ago

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"Reddit is fun" and "Bacon Reader" are pretty good

[–]sagan555 3 points4 points ago

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There is only one response to your problem: Alien Blue. There is simply not other justifiable way to view Reddit on a smartphone.

[–]RavenCroft 5 points6 points ago

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Get baconreader.

[–]inikul 4 points5 points ago

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I much prefer Reddit is Fun. Baconreader is still new and lacks some features.

[–]Hudoste 0 points1 point ago

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I'm using RIF but it won't display gifs, is this my phone's fault? Also, where is the search option?

[–]inikul 0 points1 point ago

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Searching is one of the things I wish it had.

I'm not sure what you mean by not showing gifs. The internal browser shows them fine. I use an external browser though (Dolphin HD). Works fine.

[–]Hudoste 0 points1 point ago

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It displays the first frame of the gif and then does nothing as if it was a static image. Im gonna see if its maybe my phone settings. Thanks

[–]54321_fap 0 points1 point ago

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It's your phone. Check your browser settings.

[–]sixteenth 0 points1 point ago

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I'd have to recommend Reddit Is Fun for the time being. Baconreader consistently 'force-closes' in a frequency that no app should.

[–]RavenCroft 0 points1 point ago

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I have been using it for a while and it works perfectly fine it could simply be the type of phone that you are using. I am using the Droid Bionic.

[–]doctor_hoctor 2 points3 points ago

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That baby is so high right now.

[–]Derpy_County 1 point2 points ago

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I got wasted on mushrooms whilst camping and must have spent about 30 mins trying to turn off the torch that was hanging from my tent ceiling. I reckon I must have looked fairly similar to this.

[–]sp00kyd00m 0 points1 point ago

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To my fellow americans: he means flashlight. please don't ever bring a torch in your tent. :)

[–]cmrk 1 point2 points ago

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get a reddit viewing app

[–]GirlWithThePandaHat 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god, I know your pain so well...

[–]moneyeagle 1 point2 points ago

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that's what I realy miss about my old N97

[–]atlasc1 2 points3 points ago

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I misread: that's what I realy miss about my old N64.

I wondered what other features I had missed out on, until I re-read your post.

[–]colossus16 1 point2 points ago

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I remember watching some reviews for touch devices and how the devices that used a stylus were denounced because everyone loves their fingers so much, but the stylus is just so precise.

[–]Tastygroove 0 points1 point ago

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I have no issue on Ios.. just on my android.. I think Ios uses unicorn magic to somehow know what I'm trying to touch. I don't get it, my HTC screen is gigantic.

[–]caltheon 1 point2 points ago

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I really don't think the person (or people) who designed reddit's mobile site have actually tried to use it. Or use reddit like a normal human being. Useful functions have tiny buttons, little used functions have huge easy to click icons.

Not that I care (Thank god for Alien Blue)

[–]tihssihtkcuf 1 point2 points ago

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god damnit stupid fucking baby.

[–]Pots_And_Pans 1 point2 points ago

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I just pooped laughter.

[–]sizeby 0 points1 point ago

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Get the ireddit app- I'm on it right now and it's so easy to use- better then going on the Internet and going to the actual site

[–]MilkTheFrog 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, the joys of having directional buttons.

[–]Crashwatcher 0 points1 point ago

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The best things in life are always just out of reach.

[–]snakrause 0 points1 point ago

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Kid's gonna teach yoga.

[–]long_toe_nails 0 points1 point ago

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The kid's a T-Rex.

[–]ildrummer 0 points1 point ago

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ORLY?

[–]ahoose1 0 points1 point ago

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That baby reminds me of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.

[–]CheeseSandwich 0 points1 point ago

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On touch screen smartphones: pinch, zoom, click.

You're welcome...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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lacks boobies

[–]hexag1 0 points1 point ago

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.... you don't use the reddit app?

[–]slyscribe401 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I use the internet from my phone and there's a yes or no question, it's like, gahhh, I wanna press "no" but my fingers are too big.

[–]TheAngryGoat 0 points1 point ago

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ZOOM

ZOOM

ZOOM

CLICK

still miss. ಠ_ಠ

[–]speedfreek16 0 points1 point ago

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Some sites I use double tap to zoom in and out, depending on how the phone wants to zoom in on the browser.

Other times I have to zoom right in until the text looks like 72pt on screen cause my iPhone decides to load the link that isn't in the middle of my press

[–]sixteenth 0 points1 point ago

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AlienBlue.AlienBlue.AlienBlue.AlienBlue.AlienBlue.AlienBlue.AlienBlue.AlienBlue.AlienBlue.AlienBlue.AlienBlue.AlienBlue.AlienBlue.AlienBlue.

I made this post using AlienBlue.

[–]strong_grey_hero 0 points1 point ago

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That's how I feel when I try to use this thing on my iPhone.

[–]pholleeey 0 points1 point ago

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There's an app for that.

[–]ilihcma2 0 points1 point ago

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I zoom in so I don't click the wrong links. I have saved and hidden more than 50 unwanted links because of this -_-

[–]DeepRoot 0 points1 point ago

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"Teach me do the Dougie. Teach me, teach me. Teach me do the Dougie"

[–]yentlequible 0 points1 point ago

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I never have any problems hitting short links on my phone...

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I'll get it eventually. 1com 0pts 4hrs GifSound
How I feel when coming home really woozy trying to unlock the door. 0coms -6pts 1mo gifs
One day he'll learn. 3coms 40pts 1mo gifs
A new derp is born. 3coms 33pts 2mos gifs
He'll figure it out eventually 2coms 65pts 2mos aww
The spoon is my hopes and dreams 2coms 58pts 2mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]alienangel2 0 points1 point ago

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FWIW, the mobile Chrome Beta automatically pops up a little zoomed inset when you try to click a very small/crowded link: http://i.imgur.com/b7FAP.png

[–]bgb111 0 points1 point ago

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We need bi-planes flying around his head.

[–]UpvotenewStuff 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit Alien is worth the $2.00.

[–]ericschlipf 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I feel when I try to minimize comments

[–]RedRowBlueBoat 0 points1 point ago

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Hah! Not so smart now!

-Sent from my iPhone

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

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Ive been that drunk

[–]ycerovce 0 points1 point ago

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Having troubles clicking links? Google has an app for that.

https://market.android.com/details?id=com.android.chrome

[–]ALxRmeR0 0 points1 point ago

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click link hidden...

ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]FireNexus 0 points1 point ago

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i.reddit.com

[–]isoT -1 points0 points ago

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There is no spoon 0_o

[–]ThreeCat -1 points0 points ago

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Download redditisfun off of the app store.

I would post the link, but alas, I am on my phone as well.

[–]laddergoat89 -1 points0 points ago

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If you had Alienblue to could post a link to advertise that far better Reddit app.

[–]blurry444 -5 points-4 points ago

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Scumbag OP:

Makes post about smartphones.

Links to GIF that most mobile browsers cant see.

[–]chuggles 1 point2 points ago

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What mobile browsers can't see it? Works on Android, and I have to believe it works on iOS?

[–]laddergoat89 1 point2 points ago

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Works perfectly fine on my iOS device, both in browser & Reddit app.

[–]Tastygroove 0 points1 point ago

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Works only in opera on my android (HTC 3devo). I have to pick and choose which gifs are worth the copy and paste effort... Generally not many pass.

Gifs perfectly fine on my iPad/ipod... Also doesn't crash when clicking back from imgur links..

My other android didn't do animated gifs either, an LG optimus.

[–]paraarm 1 point2 points ago

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Do you have gifs allowed? There is a specific setting in the android browser for gifs that comes turned off.

[–]SirWoodrick[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Works fine on iOS Safari.