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[–]peri_brown 68 points69 points ago

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Actually she'd be kicking them in their genitals.

[–]duhc 4 points5 points ago

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kicked right in the ovaries!

[–]ArsenicAndRoses 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say this. DAMN YOU!!! :P

[–]konig7 120 points121 points ago

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Or you could have found it on reddit by accident. Last month, the month before, maybe the month prior to that, and definitely the month before that...

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 19 points20 points ago

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I found it on purpose.

[–]Deathmoose 1 point2 points ago

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How did it get on a dolphin??

[–]Cheezburger 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, heres the obligatory 'repost' comment that appears on 75% of img posts.

Such a shame that Reddit doesnt produce solely OC content eh? ಠ_ಠ

[–]autocorrector 23 points24 points ago

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Sourced like a boss superior.

http://thebigcaption.com/

[–]DrJorneyBrongus 2 points3 points ago

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Great job!

[–]uhfekt 1 point2 points ago

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[–]HarveyBullock 8 points9 points ago

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Her shirt is perfect.

[–]Song_of_Sixpence 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say this. What a funny coincidence.

[–]NoctGent -1 points0 points ago

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ive seen this picture 30 times, and I have never taken the time to notice that. ty for contributing

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -1 points0 points ago

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Is it? If it's been repeated so many times?

[–]AlexZigo 11 points12 points ago

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You sure you didn't just see it on the front page of reddit.com yesterday?

[–]king1037 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like a third of the stuff on the front page is repost and a third is just not funny at all.

[–]AlexZigo 0 points1 point ago

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If you want to laugh now it's up to the commentators because the content is well... Cats

[–]gurpsy 7 points8 points ago

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This one and all the others can be found here. I think they've stopped making them though, unfortunately.

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -2 points-1 points ago

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How does it feel to repost the repost credit? Original?

[–]gurpsy 0 points1 point ago

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It feels pretty meta in a terribly shallow, sophomoric way.

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -5 points-4 points ago

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Way to be the circle jerk within the orignal source to a repost citing that you're citing the source to a repost repost's repost's repost's superiority complex?

[–]299bot 14 points15 points ago

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The linked image is protected by tumblr and will expire on 2012-02-20 02:41:25 (UTC).

I mirrored it for you: http://imgur.com/neJld

This comment was made by a bot: Explanation.

[–]mjc1027 2 points3 points ago

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Damn bots, you can't control us!.

[–]GuaranteedDownVote 5 points6 points ago

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It's already too late, bots rule the world now. The only solution would be to destroy everything and rebuild. But that would mean you have to go back to taking a dump in silence while reading shampoo bottles.

[–]240caloriesperbottle 2 points3 points ago

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I shit you not. Because of all the time I spent reading shampoo bottles while duecing. I cultivated a complex about rising and repeating. I felt that If I didn't I was somehow breaking a sacred rule.

Showers were kind of hard on me for a period.

[–]mjc1027 3 points4 points ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Burnonestein -3 points-2 points ago

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Sorry, upvote it is.

[–]Nivlac024 3 points4 points ago

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welcome to the internet

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -2 points-1 points ago

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You're at least not the first person to post that comment about this image.

[–]ZeekySantos 1 point2 points ago

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Way too many fonts.

[–]Versick 1 point2 points ago

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I like to kick dandelions and scream "NOT SO DANDY NOW, ARE YOU??" as they explode.

[–]Headcap 1 point2 points ago

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seens this a billion times - gets me every time. fucking flowers

[–]Tabun 1 point2 points ago

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Old, but i still love seeing this everytime

[–]TychoVhargon 1 point2 points ago

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The original post of this was the first thing I ever upvoted on Reddit, if I remember correctly.

[–]pinchhazard 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, a great many reposts ago, somebody discovered that fonts exist and made this overwrought image. This is why the internet is amazing? You must be new here.

[–]GameOvaries1107 1 point2 points ago

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At first I read the title as "I just found this by accident on Google Maps..." which made the picture all the more confusing.

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -3 points-2 points ago

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You sound confused.

[–]cgowens -3 points-2 points ago

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Ditto

[–]MindlessDream 0 points1 point ago

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Is it odd I understood you by the time half the image was loaded?

[–]Jonao 0 points1 point ago

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The text on this picture has always annoyed me. Why is "right in the face?" not bolded like the rest of the text? It should be emphasized more, as it is essentially a punchline, instead it's made less prominent for some reason.

[–]buterbetterbater 0 points1 point ago

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Are you new to the internet? Welcome. Please give me your social security number, birthdate and mothers maiden name. This is all standard practice whilst getting to know you. Of course all this is confidential. You can trust me. I'm from the internet.

[–]ackmon 0 points1 point ago

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I guess it bothers me to see a little girl, picture of innocence, with the work FUCK next to her....

ugh!

[–]Zandt88 0 points1 point ago

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Really? You found it "by accident"? An ancient, uncredited, repost and poor grammar. GTFO, and turn in your internet.

[–]whitmell 0 points1 point ago

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Whenever I stumble across this type of thing, I rejoice in the fact that there is a whole army of people out there in the world that are tasked with creating media that exists solely for my entertainment.

[–]steve-j0bs 0 points1 point ago

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Found this pic a year ago on 4chan. Reddit! Imagine what amazing consequences a "duplicate Picture Filter" would have. No reposts ever. Just baking fresh, high Quality O to the fucking C.

[–]mesaone 0 points1 point ago

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This was made by a friend of mine. I'll let him know it got linked

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -2 points-1 points ago

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He already knows.

[–]Im_not_the_cops 0 points1 point ago

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I don't always browse Google Images.

But when I do, it's because Reddit's blocked at school.

[–]rk9 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed much harder than I would care to admit

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -3 points-2 points ago

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That's sad, because you've most likely seen this before.

[–]rk9 1 point2 points ago

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I actually haven't, I feel left out

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -3 points-2 points ago

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Really? You're only a month around the internet?

[–]myinnervoice 0 points1 point ago

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That girl was put into an old folk's home last week.

I'm saying that this pic is so old that the girl in the photo is now an old person. Do you get it? DO YOU GET IT?!

Fuck I get tired of young people "discovering" things.

[–]TerryArchi 0 points1 point ago

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This is why the Internet is amazing

Well yeah, but also porn. Dont forget the porn.

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -3 points-2 points ago

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Funny how your mind goes straight from children to porn to forgetting you've already seen this.

[–]interkin3tic 0 points1 point ago

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But the flowers are the reproductive organs. So this should be fixed to be "Fuck you flowers, how does it feel to get kicked in the junk?"

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -3 points-2 points ago

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AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! First time joke mad points.

[–]civilian11214 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, the internet is indeed a magical and wonderful place.

[–]IstheCakeReallyaLie 0 points1 point ago

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Google images

Not rule 34

Wow.

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[–]DrJorneyBrongus -2 points-1 points ago

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LOL WUT ¯(°_o)/¯

[–]verxix -1 points0 points ago

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This person has put their knowledge of typography to good use.

[–]DrJorneyBrongus 2 points3 points ago

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(✌゚∀゚)☞

[–]CloudWolf40 -1 points0 points ago

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This isnt your content. why are you posting it without credit to the creator?

[–]pyralis21 -3 points-2 points ago

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super lame and unfunny

[–]kamjanamja -1 points0 points ago

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You're super lame and unfunny.

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -2 points-1 points ago

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No you're.

[–]Kupy -2 points-1 points ago

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Teach them to shoot sperm into my nose and make me sneeze a bunch.

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -4 points-3 points ago

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You're banned.

[–]king_cherokee -4 points-3 points ago

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repost downvote

[–]dontmutemeplz -1 points0 points ago

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sorry to be the fun police, but I would say that's more like stomping.

[–]DrJorneyBrongus -1 points0 points ago

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Sorry to be the repost police but you're putting down something you've missed at least 10,000 times. So you're incompetent.

[–]conkore -1 points0 points ago

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I'm not sure that comma is used correctly.

[–]negusma -1 points0 points ago

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yes, its interesting what you find while looking up porn...

[–]rellimnahtan -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, so I'm not the first person to mention how I've seen this pic at least 8 times in the six months I've been redditing? I'm shocked...

[–]timechuck -1 points0 points ago

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Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.

[–]adamschulte[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I get it already! This isn't my image. You've all seen this before. You are better at Reddit than me. Congratulations on your nerd win.