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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]dontlemmedown 1 point2 points ago

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But wouldn't the double negative cancel itself out for women?

Bitch X Bitch = Nice?

[–]Goretrait 2 points3 points ago

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Nah, not for women.

[–]HigherConsciousness 1 point2 points ago

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Bitches be trippin, yo.

[–]alc0 1 point2 points ago

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We must never surrender our dance, for it is our dance that defines us.

[–]THANE_OF_ANN_ARBOR 1 point2 points ago

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It seems that you have not met many women.

[–]RandomThoughtsGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Or you just don't know women well enough.

Oh do you mean the ones who hide it and then unleash the Kraken when you weren't in the mood to go down the road to pick up her goat sacrifice.

[–]tjanssen1990 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted for accuracy.

[–]foundtheseeker -2 points-1 points ago

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I see you have a penchant for the offensive. You have my vote, sir!

[–]red_wolf757 -1 points0 points ago

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Ladies.. I'm all 3

[–]yodaman293 -3 points-2 points ago

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False: I am all three of the men adjectives, and straight. I am also very humble.

[–]HigherConsciousness 1 point2 points ago

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Also a complete contradiction. Humble people don't speak highly of themselves.

[–]yodaman293 0 points1 point ago

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You have comprehended my self-demoting, sarcastic joke. Here is your medal.

[–]HigherConsciousness 0 points1 point ago

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Oh.. that was supposed to be a joke?

[–]yodaman293 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed, it's actually rather common, the person praises himself highly, and then realizes he has rudely done so, and sarcastically comments that he is also humble.