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[–]lostsync 98 points99 points ago

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Damn, and I'd totally written off Kinectimals as a kid's game.

[–]tmccaughan 48 points49 points ago

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You sure about that?

[–]nitefang 4 points5 points ago

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Jesus that was terrifying and hilarious. Also, what game were they playing?

[–]gmano 1 point2 points ago

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Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2011 , survival horror hunting game.

[–]Artegan 1 point2 points ago

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Why do you not have more upvotes??

[–]randybob275 1 point2 points ago

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Probably because they didn't want to wait through the advertisement.

[–]Artegan 2 points3 points ago

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I never got an advertisement. Guess I just got lucky.

[–]CiD7707 105 points106 points ago

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CINNAMON NO!!!

[–]NotErb 52 points53 points ago

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[–]lemonscentedanthrax 11 points12 points ago

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OMG this is offically the funniest thing ive seen in a while... I was literally in tears....

[–]tonnix 8 points9 points ago

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My shirt is literally wet from tears of laughter.

[–]skippppp 8 points9 points ago

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run run run Stab!

[–]Marckoz 1 point2 points ago*

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OH GOD!! TIGGER!! THE KINECT ANIMALS ARHGATTCKING US! TIGGER NO!

[–]Flubbz 106 points107 points ago

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still lands on its feet somehow...

[–]dont_get_it 135 points136 points ago

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There are allegations this video is fake, but the cat landed on its feet,

by virtue of being a cat.

Cats do that shit.

[–]Bill-Shakespeare 19 points20 points ago

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Cat here I can confirm this.

[–]devophill 2 points3 points ago

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I knew it. No human wrote those sonnets.

[–]Scofflaw1 25 points26 points ago

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My grandfather grew up during the depression in a tenement building in Newark, New Jersey that he said was overrun with stray cats. He used to take them up on the roof when he was a kid and throw them off to see if they would land on their feet. He said they never did. He also said a couple of other kids threw one in the trash incinerator in the basement of the building. True. fucking. story.

[–]bobbyhead 116 points117 points ago

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Old timey people are fucking brutal.

[–]GiantSquidd 62 points63 points ago

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Hells yeah. My grandma used to tell me stories of walking 40 miles to school in 6 foot snow drifts with no shoes. I never did figure out how it was uphill both ways, though, or why despite the huge amount of snow, there were always sharp, pointy rocks, too.

[–]Torch_Salesman 27 points28 points ago

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She must have lived on M. C. Escher's street.

[–]chili_cheese_dog 16 points17 points ago

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[–]SingerBaby 21 points22 points ago

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My walk to school is uphill both ways...from my house I walk down hill, then back up hill to get to campus. Then, from campus, I walk down hill and back up hill to my house.

And yes, I do it in the snow, too.

But...I wear shoes.

[–]Scofflaw1 8 points9 points ago

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Plenty of kids out in the sticks who still hike miles to school in the snow

[–]milkmiruku 2 points3 points ago

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Shoes? Who'd a thought..

[–]_Suspicious_Bastard_ 8 points9 points ago

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Uphill both ways....reminds me of this mindblow.

[–]specialk16 1 point2 points ago

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Ha, parents and grand parents tell the same story. Just that in the heat as it doesn't snow in El Salvador.

Funny thing, I walk maybe 2KM (1.2M) on work days (M,T,W) and feel like I'm in the unluckiest piece of shit in the world.

[–]ThatGuy482 1 point2 points ago

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Theres a hill in-between her and her school.

Mind=Blown

[–]GiantSquidd 1 point2 points ago

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Niiice.

Fistbump.

[–]FlyingSaucerAttack 6 points7 points ago

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Or sociopaths.

[–]Scofflaw1 6 points7 points ago

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He had some stories. His father used to come home from working on the docks everyday with one of those jughandles of chianti(cheap red wine) and live eels from the fish market - old world greaseball. He'd pound these things to death with the wine jug and deep fry them, then if he got drunk enough my grandfather got pounded, too.

[–]bobbyhead 1 point2 points ago

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I bet those men could wield an axe or a hammer like a mother fucker.

[–]Scofflaw1 3 points4 points ago

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He was a longshoreman, they used these to unload cargo back then.

[–]devophill 1 point2 points ago

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Hells yeah they did. Now we mostly use stuff like this, this and this.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Being a "real man" has nothing to do with alcoholism and domestic violence, and I don't get why it's so prevalent in our culture to think so.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Poor people are fucking brutal you mean?

[–]MassiveResponse 7 points8 points ago

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Honestly, why would you ever do that to small fluffy animal...

Psychopaths... Though it does help explain the state of modern politics.

[–]Scofflaw1 3 points4 points ago

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Though it does help explain the state of modern politics.

Wrong generation. He was born in 1920, he would've been 92 years old if he was still alive.

[–]rosts 1 point2 points ago

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By now, those kittens should have gotten their revenge.

[–]Arketan 10 points11 points ago

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What the fuck

[–]notatreehugger 16 points17 points ago

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damn now days if someone does that we label them as "future serial killer"

[–]Scofflaw1 8 points9 points ago

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Well, he wound up fighting in the Pacific theatre during ww2, so technically, I guess he might have been a serial killer, depending on how you want to look at it. He was pretty normal after that though.

[–]Pit_of_Death 2 points3 points ago

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He was pretty normal after that though.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Scofflaw1 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, took me to little league practice, taught me how to hit a curveball, taught me how to ride a bike, taught me how to box, taught me how to drown a fly and bring it back to life with salt, taught me how to play poker, and rummy, and hearts, and gin, and war. Showed me all the hidden shit on a pack of Camel non-filters. All kinds of shit. He was your typical grandfather. Everyone fought in the war, really, it''s not an uncommon story.

[–]starfishluvsyou 7 points8 points ago

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Honestly, I read this and thought your grandpa and those other little kids were dicks who don't respect the sanctity of life.

True. fucking. story.

[–]katelynroxx 8 points9 points ago

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My grandfather hated their house cat. When everyone was at work he put it in a wooden chest with chloroform and left it there for an hour. He came back to dispose of the body and the cat jumped out and bolted for the front door. He decided it was worthy of life after that and left it alone. It died of old age many years later. (This was about 50 years ago.)

[–]bradarv90 17 points18 points ago

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Schrödinger's cat?

[–]livernbits 38 points39 points ago

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Your grandfather is disgusting.

[–]katelynroxx 30 points31 points ago

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He's also an asshole.

[–]StuporCollider 12 points13 points ago

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You know, if he only does this while everyone's gone, maybe he's tested all of his grandchildren the same way.

[–]kw72756 10 points11 points ago

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so basically your saying your grandfather is a terrible person?

[–]thatguywholikescats 1 point2 points ago

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I disapprove of your grandfathers actions towards the defenseless house cat

[–]flytaggart1 2 points3 points ago

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Cats actually have a defense mechanism that allows them to survive falls from great heights.

[–]sambojomo 1 point2 points ago

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There must have been a malfunction in my last cat then. He did not survive his last fall at all.

[–]Scofflaw1 0 points1 point ago

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He never said whether they died or not, and I don't know how many stories the tenement building was - at least 4, i'm assuming, probably more. He just said he used to put on those big yellow kitchen gloves so they didn't scratch the shit out of him, and run through the halls of the Building, grab one, run it up to the roof and toss it off. He said they were brutal in the summer time when they were in heat, they'd keep you up all night screaming.

[–]omgitsjo 4 points5 points ago

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Actually, the forth floor it's the most dangerous for a cat. Any more and they have time to right themselves in the air and empty their bladders to avoid rupture. Any less and the fall damages are decreased.

[–]the_silent_redditor 3 points4 points ago

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Back when he was a kid, teenage years, my mate's dad was at his girlfriend's house. She had a cat. He had heard all this chat about how cats will always land on their feet when the fall or whatever, and decided to put this to the test.

His girlfriend walked in on her cat being thrown through the air, and my friend's ol' man observing, presumably scribbling notes, as he was checking to see how the cat would land. I believe that was their last meeting.

[–]gblargg 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for lightening my day. Wait...

[–]nolongerilurk 1 point2 points ago

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I read a couple of sentences before checking to make sure this wasn't tells_shitty_stories. (heh heh stories)

[–]desktop_ninja 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Leevar 1 point2 points ago

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Its because cats have supa fly ninja-style in-air reflexes.

[–]Meowtock 291 points292 points ago

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I'm very glad this GIF showed the cat actually walking at the end. I hate the ones where a person/animal gets hurt and it just restarts before you see if they're okay.

[–]ipown11 91 points92 points ago

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I feel awful, I've been laughing at this for two minutes. I love cats, but I wasn't freaking expecting that ><

[–]sp00kyd00m 4 points5 points ago

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[–]vengeful_hamster 15 points16 points ago

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It's ok me too. In fact I've never laughed out loud from something on the internet so much or so hard, it made my cat run away from me...

[–]feureau 12 points13 points ago

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At any rate.... the last bit of the video shows the cat slowly advancing towards the human.

I wonder what it did to the human....

[–]poiro 4 points5 points ago

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You wanted reminding to make a bomb hat for a Halloween costume.

[–]IEatRosaryBeads 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck the internet is helpful.

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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Halloween is still a few months away, but thanks for reminding me...

[–]naughtyoctopus 0 points1 point ago

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Roomie! I completely agree.... so hilarious.

[–]Finaltidus 19 points20 points ago

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people walk for a few seconds if they were shot too, doesnt mean they will survive.

[–]dfinch 8 points9 points ago

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Still just as hilarious though.

[–]Fealiks 29 points30 points ago*

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Me too. I have such a hard time watching gore GIFs, because I can't help but imagine that they're of people I care about... I remember watching that video of the guy who dived off a cliff and got his face split in half. I felt weird for like two weeks.

I'm a guy, btw.

Edit: That's a very NSFL video, before you go looking for it.

[–]dfinch 64 points65 points ago

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Well, you see, your problem here is that you're watching people jump off cliffs.

[–]chili_cheese_dog 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah right! Buildings are so much safer.

[–]ricktencity 16 points17 points ago

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Am I the only one that can easily watch videos like the guy get his face split in half but start bawling as soon as any sort of animal abuse video pops up?

[–]Differently 7 points8 points ago

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You could be a surgeon, but not a veterinarian.

[–]Cayterri 10 points11 points ago

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I can watch stuff where an adult acts like a dumbfuck and gets hurt. I hate seeing any being hurt, but animals and children have no understanding of consequences: they're innocent.

[–]starfishluvsyou 1 point2 points ago

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THIS, agree x 1 million.

[–]ChocolateOrange 32 points33 points ago

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[–]feistyfish 8 points9 points ago

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is your name terry?

[–]tushay 5 points6 points ago

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No but his Girlfriends is.

He's so loving he even goes along with his pet-name on reddit. A true man.

[–]ChocolateOrange 3 points4 points ago

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No, but that would be cool.

[–]Lawsuitup 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Ruvaak 2 points3 points ago

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[–]lastactioncowboy 2 points3 points ago

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i love the color choice

[–]Walletau 1 point2 points ago

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No, it loves you.

[–]cac2976 4 points5 points ago

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There's a full video of that and it shows him in the hospital. I think it said he died a day or two later. Closure for ya.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That is something no eyebleach can make me unsee.

[–]Fealiks 3 points4 points ago

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You didn't watch it, did you?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Someone showed it to me a couple of years ago. Damn them.

[–]Gorhob 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, that was a nasty video, especially the parts in the hospital.

[–]telephonepiano 0 points1 point ago

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Oh God, the sound! That slurping gagging sound of his airways full of blood.

shudder

[–]Pit_of_Death 10 points11 points ago*

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Jeezus, why do you guys watch that stuff in the first place? ಠ_ಠ

[–]hopy921 2 points3 points ago

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Can you give a link anyway?

[–]Fealiks 1 point2 points ago

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You'll have to look for it if you want to see it. Most sites that hosted it have taken it down.

[–]Lawsuitup 2 points3 points ago

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The worst is the one where the turtle tears the mouse apart and the front half of the mouse tries to swim away, intestine hanging out and everything.

[–]Arkeon 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I spent a few weeks after that trying to keep myself from replaying that video in my mind over and over again.

[–]internet-arbiter 1 point2 points ago

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Man that was like watching them dissect an alien or something when he was in the hospital.

[–]WTF_OMG 1 point2 points ago

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I'm with you man. Sometimes I still think about that vid. Of all the gore/nsfl stuff I've ever seen, (and good lord have I seen a lot) that is the vid that has stayed with me, ~5 years after the fact. I just kept on imagining myself diving off the cliff.

[–]Pit_of_Death 4 points5 points ago

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wtf..somehow i've never heard of this video. Was it a suicide or something? And why the fuck was it being filmed? Was it just an accident?

[–]WhatTheFushigi 2 points3 points ago

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Accident, filmed by teen girls cell phones, most likely.

[–]Pit_of_Death 5 points6 points ago

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I try to avoid NSFL videos like that, yet my scumbag imagination picks up the slack.

[–]Voido 4 points5 points ago

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Out of morbid curiosity, would you rate it higher on that scale than Hammer Time?

[–]Child_of_Hoarder 0 points1 point ago

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I saw that same video. I've seen the 2 Guys 1 Hammer video and didn't even flinch, but that dive into cement... fuck man. I almost vomited.

[–]Ryan0617 20 points21 points ago

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You do know its fake right?

[–]Mystery_Hours 6 points7 points ago

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Fake like it was staged or like no cat was actually kicked?

[–]Ryan0617 12 points13 points ago

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No cat was actually kicked. In the video you can see the where the cat comes, the shadows are all wrong) from and its edited quite well. Also by the frames, the cat is already off the ground before he 'kicks' it (You'll have to find a program to see that) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cusYSZeDmUE&t=6s

[–]ferrx 2 points3 points ago

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The video is fake, they added that in at the end for people like you.

[–]imakitty 1 point2 points ago

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I feel the need to point out that just because it is walking does not mean it is uninjured. A swift kick can break ribs and hurt a cat in other ways.

[–]robreddity 1 point2 points ago

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What about a swift fake kick?

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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It could (and probably would, if it was real) still be hurt.

[–]Rasheeke 159 points160 points ago

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Excellent fake.

[–]sydney__carton 238 points239 points ago

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Fake or not, I still fapped.

[–]TwinkiePinkie 33 points34 points ago

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I did not see that cumming.

[–]WhatThePenis 28 points29 points ago

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Penis.

[–]flobbaddobbadob 14 points15 points ago

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What, the penis?

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 11 points12 points ago

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No, just the tip.

[–]dan2737 1 point2 points ago

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That was a very humorous pun, Derek.

[–]ifuckzombies 10 points11 points ago

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Care to elaborate?

[–]birjolaxew 56 points57 points ago

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Here's a few things I noticed:

His foot barely touches the cat, if at all. It seems like only his toes actually hit the cat, which wouldn't give it the same amount of velocity and would make it spin much more than if his whole foot "grabbed" the cat from below.

The cats rotation. The cat rotates (rather slowly) until its back faces the camera, where it stops spinning. The way he kicks it, it would be spin much more.

The camera ends up in a position above the cat, facing the ground at an angle, with the surface it rests on not visible. This is absurdly "lucky", and very unlikely.

His kick. He seems to put a lot of effort into the kick, much alike how a professional soccer player would kick if he had to kick the ball far, or how most people kick when they try to fake a kick. Most Kinect users would, at least after a few minutes of play, kick with much less force.

[–]MationMac 67 points68 points ago

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And filming yourself playing Kinect.

[–]birjolaxew 11 points12 points ago

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True. I've never owned a Kinect, though, so I didn't know if this was a feature for whatever reason. Thanks for clearing that up.

[–]MationMac 9 points10 points ago

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I think the Kinect has a feature to take pictures of you playing.

Relevant VGCats

[–]ExecutiveChimp 3 points4 points ago

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They should include a cat detection algorithm.

[–]Asytra 0 points1 point ago

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The Kinect can and does filter out small animals that get in the sensors "box".

[–]marishtar 3 points4 points ago

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I think it's pretty plausible that someone would be filming him playing Kinect. I mean, he was looking pretty ridiculous.

[–]Lawsuitup 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed, when I first opened up the wii and discovered the boxing game, my brother, cousin and I filmed each other looking like idiots.

[–]gkardos 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not sure I could kick a cat that hard if I tried.

[–]rsandoval92 2 points3 points ago

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I agree that it's fake purely because kicking a cat like that wouldn't send it on that kind of trajectory. The spinning thing I thing you got wrong though because cat's do weird shit when airborn to right themselves, could easily affect the spin.

[–]Phoequinox 3 points4 points ago

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Not to mention cats aren't anywhere near that aerodynamic.

Source: Just tested.

[–]idlesense 5 points6 points ago

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I bet you think you are smart or sumthin

[–]gregny2002 3 points4 points ago

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think you could outsmart a bullet?

[–]Mystery_Hours 1 point2 points ago

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So what do you think actually happened then? Did the cat run by and just not get kicked and then it was digitally altered?

[–]ifuckzombies 0 points1 point ago

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Well OK then

[–]BangSlut 0 points1 point ago

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Unless he toe flicked it, there was no resistance on his foot or leg or a loud noise. Kicks with the instep are notoriously loud on solid objects.

[–]the_satch 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah it's definitely a fake. His foot appears to connect at the cat's head or shoulder, and it's ass starts going upward. Taking a kick in the shoulder would have sent it counter-clockwise from our point of view.

[–]skintigh 0 points1 point ago

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And if you kicked a cat that hard to lift it that high off the ground and fly across the room that quickly and it smash into a TV, you would have a very damaged cat.

Also, amazing coincidence that camera caught the cat walking away.

[–]Jordan0795 0 points1 point ago

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And also because he doesn't react when he kicks the cat.

[–]CashRorschach 0 points1 point ago

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This is like analyzing the Zapruder film: "Back and to the left, back and to the left. Magic cat theory? Please."

[–]econleech 2 points3 points ago

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When my little was about a year old, she loved walking right into my leg as I walked. Believe me, it's very difficult to kick your cat that far.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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if you kick a cat like that it wouldn't fly in the air. You would have to throw it with your leg.

[–]duk3nuk3m 0 points1 point ago

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And I have kicked enough cats to confirm this.

[–]Media_Offline 3 points4 points ago

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Speaking as somebody who has inadvertently kicked my cat into the next room I have to say that it just may be real. I was practicing reverse crescent kicks when my cat popped between my legs from behind (unbeknownst to me) and on the next kick I sent him into a flying double back flip. He landed on his feet unharmed. I more scooped him than actually kicked him (such is the nature of reverse crescent kicks).

[–]rebelsmiley11 29 points30 points ago

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Its more like this....

[–]CiD7707 9 points10 points ago

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I came here looking for Rooster Teeth reference.

Was not disappointed.

[–]SlipperyWhenWet5 5 points6 points ago

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I like how it's a cat, and therefore won't give a fuck.

It will probably just go take a nap on a text book or scratch open a bag of unopened cat food.

Cats are just little fuck-dispensers that don't work.

[–]3nd1t 20 points21 points ago

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Ok I see what his doi-.

[–]BrotherDamascus 2 points3 points ago

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Is that like the trick where you hold up the nintendo zapper to a lightbulb?

[–]thephreshy 2 points3 points ago

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...Kinectimals?

[–]smellslikegelfling 2 points3 points ago*

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Why do cats have such an uncanny ability to walk directly into your foot path? Doesn't matter if you're walking or running, they manage to do this every time.

[–]mightgetdownvoted 2 points3 points ago

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Fake or not, i laughed my ass off. If its real, im sure the cat was okay.

[–]13kat13 2 points3 points ago

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I'm going to hell for laughing at this...

[–]pennywiser 3 points4 points ago

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[–]AusKow1 25 points26 points ago

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Seriously? Can you not see that this is fake? His foot barely touches the cat. AND look at the way the cat "flies" into the camera.

[–]YouPickMyName 46 points47 points ago

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I thought it was fake.

Regardless, it's still fucking hilarious.

[–]Stark2k 6 points7 points ago

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What are you suggesting, that its a CGI cat? I kind of doubt someone put that much effort into this unless its taken from a commercial or something, the cat looks real.

[–]jerrycasto 3 points4 points ago

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And it doesn't just hover perfectly, it twists in air. I could believe it's real.

[–]immovablerod 5 points6 points ago

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Knew it was fake, upvotes for creative idea and hilarity.

[–]lnenad 5 points6 points ago

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The professor of gif academy and kicking cats has spoken. All must oblige!

[–]pancakefactory 1 point2 points ago

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cat's are coil-springs. if they have a shock, they flip like ninjas into the air. I think this unexpected kick lead to the cat using his backlegs to flip away but the reaction was simoultainous with the impact of his foot.

As ex-owner of cats, I find this very possible.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I still think it's legit man.

[–]a3wagner 5 points6 points ago

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[–]bgb111 1 point2 points ago

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The look on his face gets me.

[–]MasterMasturBater 1 point2 points ago

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He must play a lot he has amazing aim.

[–]Jaboomaphoo 1 point2 points ago

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I would like to point out that the cat still landed on it's feet even with a mild concussion

[–]BRAiN8 1 point2 points ago

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GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!

[–]ArteezyArteezy 1 point2 points ago

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lmfao

[–]DukeBammerfire 1 point2 points ago

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Thought that said "Kinect Animals" like it was a game. I was wondering how the fuck swatting the air made sense in a game about animals...

[–]AnnaLovesIt 1 point2 points ago

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The feline specimen appears to be perfectly intact.

[–]slow6i 1 point2 points ago

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That image successfully made me died! lol

[–]mischiefismychicken 1 point2 points ago

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I am so going to hell, roflmao

[–]givemeacure 1 point2 points ago

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This is hilarious. I cannot stop laughing.

[–]SirAuron 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, you, yes you, get over here. Come on man, why aren't you getting over here! I want to show you something. Fine, you know what, fuck you. I am going to kick a goddamn cat in your face.

[–]SleazySnake 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny every single time

[–]Turbofunk 1 point2 points ago

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The first time I got kinect sports, my mum stepped up to have ago and wouldn't you know it, full on belted the cat and sent it spinning! She felt so guilty and bought our cat an assortment of toys, food and catnip.

[–]PlayDiaPlay 1 point2 points ago

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I shouldn't be laughing at this.... LOLOLOLOLO

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well the cat's out of the bag now. I could stop laughing at this and now my coworkers know I'm on Reddit.

[–]Mr_Fuji 3 points4 points ago

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I've been having a shitty week, but this made me crack up. Thanks.

[–]AnonnyMiss 3 points4 points ago

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I don't feel like a monster for laughing at this.

[–]dubloe7 1 point2 points ago

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I kick more babies this way...

[–]MickiFreeIsNotAGirl 4 points5 points ago

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I didn't think this was funny..

[–]Freis 1 point2 points ago

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I like how the cat just gets up and keeps walking like it's a normal occurrence to get kicked across the room.

[–]BoernerMan 1 point2 points ago

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one of the funniest gifs ive ever seen!!!

[–]koknesis 1 point2 points ago

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I dont find this funny at all.

[–]SwagHammer 0 points1 point ago

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Oh jeez...

[–]RedAppIe 0 points1 point ago

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Cat Fighters 1 - 0 Camera

[–]Jellowarrior 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS KINECT

[–]sum1online 0 points1 point ago

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Skittles NO!!

[–]lying2lookcool 0 points1 point ago

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I did the same thing once. Only i kicked a Tiger Godzilla.

[–]razor14[!] 0 points1 point ago

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i came here to say at least it landed oin its feet, too lazy to find out if that comment is here already or not.

[–]Cellorosin 0 points1 point ago

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Dear God! Kinect can be dangerous, though. I broke my ankle playing golf on Kinect last year.

[–]_idon_tge_tit 0 points1 point ago

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=... a winning combo

[–]_idon_tge_tit 0 points1 point ago

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=...Near CATastophe

[–]aSpartanWarrior 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Mrkidneb 0 points1 point ago

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I cant stop laughing when i see the cat running.

[–]moccajoghurt 0 points1 point ago

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Top comment proves that people don't see it's fake. Newbs.

[–]sassysweetheart 0 points1 point ago

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at first i was like OH SHIT!!....then i LOL'D...still laughing

[–]VeritasCreed 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Cpt_Arrsome 0 points1 point ago

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oh dude...i'm laughing tears :D