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First World Woman Problems (i.imgur.com)
submitted 6 months ago by bekahrooney
[–]rogersmith25 29 points30 points31 points 6 months ago
...like where you want to go for dinner.
[–]BigSwedenMan 17 points18 points19 points 6 months ago
Or why you are so damn mad and what I can do to not piss you off.
[–]synergy_man 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
Or when you want to know wtf is going on, but why would females simply explain the issue?
[–]First_thing 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
No no no, one does not simply get a female to explain the issue, it has to come naturally to you and you should understand what they want!
I recently had a massive argument with a ladyfriend about this, and somewhere near the end she poured out all the things she wanted and deserved, many of which contradicted themselves. So in the end all I understood was "we don't tell you because we don't fucking know what we really want, but it sure isn't any of the things you suggest"
[–]namelesswonder 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
This is why you never ask what they want; you either tell them where you are going or you ask them to pick between to alternatives that you approve of.
[–]Dobbydoo 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Sandwich or sex?
[–]IntroductoryAluminum 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Sex, then sandwich.
[–]BayCone 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I said..................................Biiiiiiiiiitch!
[–]Graywolves 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
I'm telepathic. Not worried.
[–]KurtAlder 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
I have a question: Why won't my girlfriend just ask if I would fold the laundry or if I clean up the room? Just ask and I will do everything...
[–]porkpie-hat 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
She wants you to demonstrate that you care about and are in touch with her emotional needs by volunteering to clean up without her even asking you. If you think your SO is being "irrational" it probably has little to do with the actual issue, but due to some deeper unmet emotional need that manifests itself in many different ways.
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[–]slumberlust 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
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[–]Pixelated_Penguin -7 points-6 points-5 points 6 months ago
Look at your girlfriend. Now look at your mom. Now back to your girlfriend. Notice a difference... one, expects you to be incompetent and needing help to figure out basic everyday living. The other can legally have sex with you, but only if she has reason to believe you are an adult.
[–]Batcaptain 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
Assuming they're both adults, both of them are capable of cleaning a room or folding laundry. Since this is the case, if she wants him to do either of these things, it's simply because she doesn't want to do them (Maybe she had a hard day.)
Therefore, If she doesn't want to fold laundry or clean a room and wants her boyfriend to do it instead, she still has to relay information to him.
[–]Pixelated_Penguin -6 points-5 points-4 points 6 months ago
Uhhhhh.... you've got an implicit assumption there that all the laundry-folding and room-cleaning is HER job, unless she delegates to him. WTF?
[–]Batcaptain 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
No, if they're both capable of doing chores, they should both do them. However if she doesn't want to do her half then, yes, she needs to tell him that. That's a better way of putting it.
[–]Pixelated_Penguin -8 points-7 points-6 points 6 months ago
He didn't say that she wants him to fold HER laundry, though... I got a very different impression here (probably colored by my experience in similar situations, where guys I know seem to think that jobs aren't theirs until a third party tasks them specifically).
[–]Batcaptain 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I understand how it could be taken that way. Since he didn't specify I assumed it was their collective laundry, or a room they dirtied up together; the neutral route. Language is like a funhouse mirror sometimes.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
So she wants him to fold HIS laundry?
She should just shut up.
[–]Pixelated_Penguin 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Some people don't like having unfolded laundry all over the furniture all the time. We call those people "grown-ups."
[–]Jhegaala 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
But he won't do that.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
What I said to my Ex: "Hey can you mow the lawn while I clean inside?"
Ex: "Yeah sure"
Hour goes by, I'm done cleaning inside
Me: "Hey can you please mow the lawn?"
Ex: "I will later..."
1 hour before sunset
Me: "It's going to get dark soon can you mow the lawn?"
Ex: "It's too late I"ll do it tomorrow"
That... was with EVERYTHING! Take some damn initiative people!
Conversation he had with his friend when I broke up with him:
"She would get so annoyed with me, I wish she would just tell me what she wanted. I love her so much I'd do anything!"
[–]240caloriesperbottle 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
Yup. That guy was a doucher.
I've never had these issues I read about here on reddit. My SO doesn't get stupid over shit. We're both adults and have conversations like adults. It is pretty amazing how that all works. Eh, these kids will figure it out one day.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I found an awesome guy now that does everything for me that he thinks I might want him to do without being told anything. It's awesome because it makes me want to go above and beyond doing stuff for him too. Getting married in a few months.
[–]240caloriesperbottle 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
congrats!
[–][deleted] 6 months ago
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Oh I know about procrastination. It is a battle ever day for me.
[–]GeeKunMow 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
It's more embarrassing for...certain things though...>///<
[–]mastersword83 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]ripples2288 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I got broken up with on Valentines day over this. Knock it off white women.
[–]waterdevil19 -2 points-1 points0 points 6 months ago
First World Psycho Woman Problems...
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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