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[–]rogersmith25 29 points30 points ago

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...like where you want to go for dinner.

[–]BigSwedenMan 17 points18 points ago

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Or why you are so damn mad and what I can do to not piss you off.

[–]synergy_man 4 points5 points ago

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Or when you want to know wtf is going on, but why would females simply explain the issue?

[–]First_thing 2 points3 points ago

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No no no, one does not simply get a female to explain the issue, it has to come naturally to you and you should understand what they want!

I recently had a massive argument with a ladyfriend about this, and somewhere near the end she poured out all the things she wanted and deserved, many of which contradicted themselves. So in the end all I understood was "we don't tell you because we don't fucking know what we really want, but it sure isn't any of the things you suggest"

[–]namelesswonder 2 points3 points ago

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This is why you never ask what they want; you either tell them where you are going or you ask them to pick between to alternatives that you approve of.

[–]Dobbydoo 3 points4 points ago

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Sandwich or sex?

[–]IntroductoryAluminum 1 point2 points ago

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Sex, then sandwich.

[–]BayCone 0 points1 point ago

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I said..................................Biiiiiiiiiitch!

[–]Graywolves 5 points6 points ago

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I'm telepathic. Not worried.

[–]KurtAlder 9 points10 points ago

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I have a question: Why won't my girlfriend just ask if I would fold the laundry or if I clean up the room? Just ask and I will do everything...

[–]porkpie-hat 0 points1 point ago

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She wants you to demonstrate that you care about and are in touch with her emotional needs by volunteering to clean up without her even asking you. If you think your SO is being "irrational" it probably has little to do with the actual issue, but due to some deeper unmet emotional need that manifests itself in many different ways.

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[–]slumberlust 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Jhegaala 1 point2 points ago

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But he won't do that.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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What I said to my Ex: "Hey can you mow the lawn while I clean inside?"

Ex: "Yeah sure"

Hour goes by, I'm done cleaning inside

Me: "Hey can you please mow the lawn?"

Ex: "I will later..."

1 hour before sunset

Me: "It's going to get dark soon can you mow the lawn?"

Ex: "It's too late I"ll do it tomorrow"

That... was with EVERYTHING! Take some damn initiative people!

Conversation he had with his friend when I broke up with him:

"She would get so annoyed with me, I wish she would just tell me what she wanted. I love her so much I'd do anything!"

[–]240caloriesperbottle 9 points10 points ago

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Yup. That guy was a doucher.

I've never had these issues I read about here on reddit. My SO doesn't get stupid over shit. We're both adults and have conversations like adults. It is pretty amazing how that all works. Eh, these kids will figure it out one day.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I found an awesome guy now that does everything for me that he thinks I might want him to do without being told anything. It's awesome because it makes me want to go above and beyond doing stuff for him too. Getting married in a few months.

[–]240caloriesperbottle 0 points1 point ago

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congrats!

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[–]240caloriesperbottle 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I know about procrastination. It is a battle ever day for me.

[–]GeeKunMow 0 points1 point ago

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It's more embarrassing for...certain things though...>///<

[–]mastersword83 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]ripples2288 0 points1 point ago

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I got broken up with on Valentines day over this. Knock it off white women.

[–]waterdevil19 -2 points-1 points ago

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First World Psycho Woman Problems...