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[–]cutmylifeintopizza 16 points17 points ago

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He clearly hasn't considered splash conception.

[–]velocity010 6 points7 points ago

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that actually turned me on

[–]Richard_Louis 4 points5 points ago

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damn , Wikipedia sure knows how to write text in a way that turns me on.

[–]wikiwikiwawawess 7 points8 points ago

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S P L A S H C E P T I O N

[–]jack_johnson1 72 points73 points ago

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Downvoted for repost of a repost of a repost of a post.

[–]jsan1020 18 points19 points ago

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Thank you for accurately describing reddit

[–]MestR 35 points36 points ago

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R E P O S T C E P T I O N

[–]shpongolian 8 points9 points ago

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R E C E P T I O N of this repost is poor

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[–]TehBaconKing -1 points0 points ago

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I like it too, but you didn't need to repost it for the 1000th time.

[–]NotANoveltyUser[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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I meant the comment.

[–]nartdk 18 points19 points ago

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Wish I could repost and get this many upvotes.

[–]lazf 6 points7 points ago

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This either implies that he believes he can get his wife pregnant by fucking her butt, or that he only bang her in the butt - Churchill

[–]Dapwell 25 points26 points ago

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[–]Mixdroid 16 points17 points ago

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Repost. so many times

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[–]Mixdroid 16 points17 points ago

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Kind of hypocritical of you to say that

[–]alpharaptor1 4 points5 points ago

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ironic even.

[–]KingToasty 3 points4 points ago

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Like a repost on your wedding day.

[–]YourMotherIsAFag6969 1 point2 points ago

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It's like ten thousand spoons on your cigerette break!

[–]Dubhuir 0 points1 point ago

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I upvoted you despite your assertions about my mother.

[–]kickpants 3 points4 points ago

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How many times.

[–]Toliver182 1 point2 points ago

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Where do you think lawyers come from ?

[–]j-fill96 2 points3 points ago

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REPOST

[–]IchTuDerWeh 3 points4 points ago

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You can get pregnant giving oral sex?!?!?

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[–]jonosaurus 1 point2 points ago

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i love how that article avoids explaining the "she didn't have a vagina" line. the rest of it i understood, and made sense.

[–]digitlworld 0 points1 point ago

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Article mentions "Mullerian agenesis", which does explain it: link

[–]jonosaurus 0 points1 point ago

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ooh, thank you!

[–]Unisenon 1 point2 points ago

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Every singel week!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Never seen this one before. I was expecting some entertaining stories and instead all I saw were complaints about reposts : / I dislike these more than reposts themselves, since they add nothing to conversation and immediately dampen any lighthearted feeling I may have going into the comments section. On a lighter note, this isn't r/policestate. You may carry on, citizens. There are obviously others who agree with you and that's fine. Opinions are very helpful things to have and they can't always be the same (obviously).

[–]jampaq 0 points1 point ago

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I too was hoping for a ton of fun in here. Well, maybe next time.

[–]Krizzy 0 points1 point ago

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thank you

[–]anal_rapist_ 0 points1 point ago

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Giggity.

[–]cloggingthetubes 0 points1 point ago

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This can actually happen.

[–]msm007 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first time i've seen this, so next time think about who hasn't seen the post, instead of posting an annoying and useless comment. @ all you people saying it's a repost.

[–]defenestrange 0 points1 point ago

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The first thing my brain thought of was that it was a double entendre joke because "con" in french means asshole. "con"ception.

Oh brain.

[–]FomorianKing 0 points1 point ago

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Repostception.

[–]srslol 0 points1 point ago

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I LOL'ed

[–]MrMono1 0 points1 point ago

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Please stop posting memes in r/funny. Post to /r/memes instead.

[–]ImaNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

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REPOOOOOOOST

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]britt913 -1 points0 points ago

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Cillian Murphy is one sexy man

[–]bardfaust -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Sandman1031 -2 points-1 points ago

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Re-.......(wait for it).....post

[–]EOTWAWKI -4 points-3 points ago

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Where do you think Republicans come from?

[–]playerra -3 points-2 points ago

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this reel gets me every. fucking. time. HA!

[–]unicorn_hipster -3 points-2 points ago

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Rule 24