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[–]iregretjumping 17 points18 points ago

No, I told you that I DREAMED that I had sex with my cousin. It didn't really happen!

[–]iregretjumping 9 points10 points ago

Damn it. How do you delete posts?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

You have to kill everyone who saw it.

[–]ladybetty 0 points1 point ago

Oh, hey Alex.

[–]Sad_Homo_Moment 0 points1 point ago

Wrestling?

[–]ladyyybird 13 points14 points ago

AND.... tits.

[–]86thdj 4 points5 points ago

My favorite line in the movie... "And Tits."

[–]atm21 3 points4 points ago

well theyre idiots. they've all be knighted. well that makes it official then.

[–]horkerer 3 points4 points ago

"The 'f' word"

"fffffornication?"

[–]kovacebeast 3 points4 points ago

I imagine this is how my dad felt after just texting me "hey baby, you looking sexy." I quickly responded, "Thanks Dad". No response yet.

[–]tommex 7 points8 points ago

Englishmen to not say ass, that is a type of donkey, or something.

We say arse.

[–]grimertop90 2 points3 points ago

You should head on over to /r/reactiongifs.

[–]tsells34 4 points5 points ago

What is this from?

[–]BaZing3 2 points3 points ago

[–]periander 16 points17 points ago

Premise sounds like it is the most boring film of all time, but it's surprisingly entertaining.

[–]munchbard 4 points5 points ago

Really good characters and dialogue. Kinda spooky to think this was based on real people and events.

[–]Mephoros 2 points3 points ago

For those that haven't seen it, let me stress again, it is very surprisingly entertaining. A great movie.

[–]Little-Nicky-lover 1 point2 points ago

And if you're a woman, you can fucking drool over Colin Firth. Ahhhhhh....

[–]pasmeme 1 point2 points ago

I've never accidentally sent a message to the wrong person, I don't see how that happens.

[–]HamboneSpaceman 1 point2 points ago

It's pretty easy to do, especially while driving or while drinking.

[–]lexixd 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend's friend accidentally(and yes I know for sure it was an accident) sent me a picture of his dick and I'm pretty sure he nearly died of embarrassment. I loled. But at least it was pretty big.

[–]biggestseedbell 2 points3 points ago

so who was he supposed to send it to?????

[–]source_code 0 points1 point ago

came here for a link to the video...

[–]billiarddaddy 0 points1 point ago

Great movie.

[–]SamsquamtchHunter -1 points0 points ago

Just this second got an embarrassing text not meant for me... Apparently my girlfriend is pretty pissed I wanted an apology for her behavior last night and told her friend she will just fake it so it doesn't ruin our dinner plans tonight...

This gif also sums up my feelings on the matter...

[–]meatw4d 6 points7 points ago

Wouldn't be the first thing she's faked.