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[–]NotANoveltyUser 12 points13 points ago

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Looks like a Creeper to me.

[–]OutThisLife 0 points1 point ago

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Came for the creeps.

[–]ohdrizzle 0 points1 point ago

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They look like things you would find on Adventure Time

[–]Piliokole 2 points3 points ago

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PEEEEEEEEEPPEEEEEERRRR!!!!!!! there I screamed it. My roomies were not pleased.

[–]Janake 3 points4 points ago

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r/pareidolia

[–]Bejita463 2 points3 points ago

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The seed-teeth were a nice touch.

[–]cfang 2 points3 points ago

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This saddens me :(

[–]hoobsher 2 points3 points ago

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"OH GOD! WHY DO THEY KEEP REPOSTING US!?!?"

[–]casual_shoggoth 1 point2 points ago

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Mmmm. A little spice, a little despair, all delicious.

[–]WarrenY 1 point2 points ago

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Thatsssss a very nice everything you have there....

[–]KorbenD2263 1 point2 points ago

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Are you cooking naked again?

[–]SurleynotPickles 1 point2 points ago

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[–]brettzilla 5 points6 points ago

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Paprika*

[–]epsil0n 2 points3 points ago

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Capsicum*

[–]Alkzn 4 points5 points ago

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Close them, turn around, walk away.

[–]Scorpius289 2 points3 points ago*

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They will still haunt you... in your sleep.

[–]Alkzn 0 points1 point ago

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true that! Only a sponsorship from Red bull can save you from these things!

[–]MedievalKnieval 3 points4 points ago

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That's a nice housssssse you have there.

[–]Secret_Boner 1 point2 points ago

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[–]shazper 1 point2 points ago

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rererererererererererererererererepost

FTFY

[–]popyocherry 0 points1 point ago

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A little misleading because those are two peppers. One has a fully intact stem and the other one has a mostly intact one.

[–]miitan 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god you're right! calls lawyer

[–]whatsreallygoingon 0 points1 point ago

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[–]macthecomedian 0 points1 point ago

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green shocked chili peppers

[–]WilsonsWarbler 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hepdd 0 points1 point ago

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This is what happens to bad little boys and girls who don't brush their teeth.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You're a MONSTER.

[–]Eatery 0 points1 point ago

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It's the return!

[–]marshmallow_chair 0 points1 point ago

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[–]iLubDango 0 points1 point ago

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ITS A SIGN

[–]heretoforthwith 0 points1 point ago

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I think I saw them on Adventure Time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Just wondering, is that at a subway?

[–]WetPoo 0 points1 point ago

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Those peppers need a fucking dental plan jesus christ

[–]NecDW4 0 points1 point ago

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Thatsssssss a nice ssssalad you have there.

[–]ttarchal 0 points1 point ago

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The truth about vegetarianism.

[–]monevus 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, my trypophobia is acting up again.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shrieked.

[–]Shugyosha 0 points1 point ago

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Capsicum, bitch.

[–]SirAuron 0 points1 point ago

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Well, how would you like it if people ripped out your insides?

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

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PEPPER!

[–]musical_note 0 points1 point ago

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scream repost

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

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Let's cut you in half and see what face you make.

[–]victorious_secret69 0 points1 point ago

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Blowjob?

[–]RealCakeDay 0 points1 point ago

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Creepeppers.

[–]Stupoopy 0 points1 point ago

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Look like cybermen

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Proof that vegetables have souls.

[–]codydub 0 points1 point ago

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looks like something off Adventure Time...

[–]wesman212 0 points1 point ago

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They know what you did with that cucumber you just put in the salad.

[–]randybob275 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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OH NOOOOO! 7coms 40pts 4mos funny
Troll face green peppers 6coms 17pts 3mos pics
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! 0coms 11pts 3mos pics
And so the zombie infection spreads further... 8coms 99pts 3mos WTF
Some people claim to see Jesus' face in toast... 10coms 74pts 5mos pics
AAAHHH!!!!!!! 66coms 918pts 6mos funny
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source: karmadecay

[–]Boogietron9000 -1 points0 points ago

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Sometimes, reposts help those of us that can't reddit all the time.

Due too the fact I live in a 3rd world country and the connection is pure shite.