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[–]snitzy 216 points217 points ago

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Shut the fuck up Ernie!

[–]jstfly 108 points109 points ago

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You're out of your fucking element Ernie!

[–]Tooneyman 33 points34 points ago

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Jeez. Its just a freaking point Birt!

[–]StonednDrunk 57 points58 points ago

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[–]Tooneyman 13 points14 points ago

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BIRT!

[–]a_tension_center 21 points22 points ago

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*Bert.

[–]fallenmonk 14 points15 points ago

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Bert is the word

[–]a_tension_center 15 points16 points ago

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Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow

[–]JimbobTheBuilder 1 point2 points ago

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felt like Full Metal Jacket all over again. Bonus: I first heard this song in a college class

[–]Frankfurter2A 2 points3 points ago

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[–]a_tension_center 0 points1 point ago

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*Bert.

[–]snoharm 2 points3 points ago

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[–]staplesgowhere 5 points6 points ago

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What? My son's name also happens to be Birt.

[–]HeckYeahSummer 20 points21 points ago

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your son is named wrong.

[–]staplesgowhere 12 points13 points ago

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Well, my first choice was Bort, but that's way too mainstream.

[–]paragon12321 7 points8 points ago

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We need more Birt license plates!

[–]MiamiFootball 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping for the gif

[–]Kelvin_Inman 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Bert is the original look of disapproval.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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MARK IT ZERO GROUCH!

[–]thunnus 8 points9 points ago

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It's a league game, amiwrong?

[–]Tooneyman 5 points6 points ago

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Why do you have your ex-wife's dog Birt?

[–]a_tension_center 1 point2 points ago

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*Bert.

[–]Mystery_Hours 6 points7 points ago

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Calmer than you are.

[–]thattallfellow 4 points5 points ago

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"Bort!?"

[–]Mystery_Hours 1 point2 points ago

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My son is also named Bort

[–]a_tension_center 2 points3 points ago

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*Bert.

[–]TrickyWon 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say that

[–]Bunny_Lebowski 51 points52 points ago

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I'd suck your fuzzy cock for a thousand dollars...

[–]amsoly 19 points20 points ago

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Big Bird can't watch or he has to pay a hundred.

[–]Mystery_Hours 3 points4 points ago

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That's marvelous

[–]TheDude- 8 points9 points ago

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Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...

[–]toothpickwars 8 points9 points ago

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Redditor for 8 months... Nice.

[–]Mauman92 23 points24 points ago

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I am the walrus.

[–]analogkid01 4 points5 points ago

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I am the Snuffleupagus.

[–]spaceinvadersyunodie 1 point2 points ago

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I'll just call you Clint, okay?

[–]Tooneyman 7 points8 points ago

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Why does it always have to be about Vietnam Birt?

[–]a_tension_center 4 points5 points ago

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*Bert.

[–]capnlumps 0 points1 point ago

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SNU-FFLE-UPAGUS!!

[–]pile_alcaline 0 points1 point ago

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Do you see what happens when you teach a stranger how to add?

[–]casual_shoggoth 51 points52 points ago

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Nobody fucks with the Count!

[–]Tooneyman 7 points8 points ago

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This is the one I can agree with.

[–]JesusLebowski 4 points5 points ago

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eight year olds, Oscar

[–]williamsunshine 114 points115 points ago

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Why is Oscar the Grouch the Dude?

[–]thatnewjunksmell 85 points86 points ago

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Grover seems chill enough to be the Dude.

[–]ssmy 24 points25 points ago

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Agreed, I think grover would have been a better choice for the Dude.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I see Walter in Bert, I see Donny in Ernie, but I see no Dude in Oscar's face.

[–]trolledbytech 25 points26 points ago

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No way, Snuffy was chill as fuck. Definitely Sesame Street's Dude.

[–]Funktapus 4 points5 points ago

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Has to be the Snuf

[–]SirRosie 7 points8 points ago

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Grover's hyper as shit. My vote's for Snuffy.

[–]Helix_van_Boron 4 points5 points ago

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I was thinking Grover or the Cookie Monster.

[–]gojirra 30 points31 points ago

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The cookie monster is not chill at all.

[–]Helix_van_Boron 0 points1 point ago

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He's slightly more chill than Oscar.

[–]omnom_chompsky 13 points14 points ago

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I'm calmer than you are, Oscar. I'm calmer than you are.

[–]gojirra 0 points1 point ago

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But Grover is still 1000x times better than both choices.

[–]SirRosie 0 points1 point ago

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Oscar's pretty chill. He's just a dick.

[–]gojirra 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you know what chill means.

[–]sirius89 9 points10 points ago

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Because Oscar pretty much looks like a living weed nug.

[–]pepperman7 17 points18 points ago

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You'd be a grouch too if a chinaman peed on your rug.

[–]Ishiguro_ 6 points7 points ago

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Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American please.

[–]ObiWanKodos 2 points3 points ago

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Bert, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy... Bert, he peed on my rug.

[–]His-Dudeness 35 points36 points ago

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Because the Dude is never as laid back as they continuously claim he is. He's losing his shit in like every scene.

[–]Eminence120 24 points25 points ago

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Only because hey, there's a beverage here man.

[–]His-Dudeness 6 points7 points ago

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Start talking and start talking fast you nitwit!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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We're gonna cut your dick off, man!

[–]Binerexis 9 points10 points ago

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Only because he was trying to convey that this aggression would not stand and that people just need to chill the fuck out.

[–]His-Dudeness -2 points-1 points ago

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Ya but freaking out on somebody to calm down is the equivalent of having a morbidly obese person preach the benefits of healthy diet.

[–]blahkbox 4 points5 points ago

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Calmer than you are...

[–]Binerexis 2 points3 points ago

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Well that's just, like, your opinion man.

[–]Mystery_Hours 2 points3 points ago

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It's because, you look for the person who will benefit, and, like, you know what I'm trying to say.

[–]mastermike14 1 point2 points ago

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What! Thats like, your opinion, man.

[–]williamsunshine 0 points1 point ago

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So a parody of it should make the same claim- the guy's name is Grouch.

[–]BuzzBadpants 7 points8 points ago

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[–]renegade811 11 points12 points ago

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The Grouch abides.

[–]slim034 2 points3 points ago

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"Oscar you're a Grouch"

"BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN"

"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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'Oscar you're a grouch." "BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN!" Classic Dave.

[–]hickory-smoked 0 points1 point ago

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Because the bums always lose.

[–]Democritus477 0 points1 point ago

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Walter should be the Grouch.

This seems obvious.

[–]Detective_Diskant 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a Sesame Street character that could be any less dude like?

[–]Notum 54 points55 points ago

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8 year olds, dude.

[–]miss-cunegonde 32 points33 points ago

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Eight! Eight-year-olds, ah ah ah! thunderbolt

[–]enig-o-matic 5 points6 points ago

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One eight-year-old! Two eight-year-olds! Three eight-year-olds! Four eight-year-olds!...

[–]HighSorcerer 8 points9 points ago

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Which brought me full circle back to this.

[–]lord_nougat 4 points5 points ago

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Praise Jesus!

[–]HighSorcerer 7 points8 points ago

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Honestly, I can see the Count in that role so much it's almost not funny. Almost.

[–]lord_nougat 3 points4 points ago

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Oh shit... yes, you're right. Damn, he even looks kind of almost right.

Bah Hah ha ha ha ha haaaa!

[–]Scraggs 19 points20 points ago

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Bert gives a shit about the rules and don't you forget that, mark it zero!

[–]basec0m 13 points14 points ago

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Bert, ya know, it's Snuffleupagus, so his toe slipped over the line a little, big deal. It's just a game, man.

[–]ssmy 5 points6 points ago

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Now I have this hilarious image in my head of Snuffleupagus with bowling shoes on bowling.

[–]lord_nougat 3 points4 points ago

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You and your crazy imaginary friends with bowling shoes!

[–]Philboyd_Studge 0 points1 point ago

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You mark that frame an eight, and you are entering a world of pain.

[–]Mauman92 10 points11 points ago

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Bert man, what the fuck are you talking about?

[–]BlackbeltJones 19 points20 points ago

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Oscar's rug really tied the can together.

[–]theartofdeduction 6 points7 points ago

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That rug really tied the can together, did it not

[–]Mystery_Hours 1 point2 points ago

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And this guy peed on it!

[–]Hitisanta 1 point2 points ago

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This chinaman*

[–]lemur84 2 points3 points ago

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THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE

[–]Not_That_Guy 17 points18 points ago

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I recently decided to watch all the stuff Reddit talks a lot about, and so I finally watched this movie last night. I think I'm going to have to watch it again to fully appreciate it, but when I saw the toilet scene at the beginning I knew I'd like it.

[–]poodoofodder 17 points18 points ago

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obviously...you're not a golfer

[–]Binerexis 6 points7 points ago

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It's down there somewhere, let me get another look....

[–]omnom_chompsky 2 points3 points ago

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At least I'm housebroken!

[–]SirRosie 5 points6 points ago

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It's definitely that kind of movie. The first time, you focus on the plot too much and miss the film's best qualities.

[–]Mystery_Hours 2 points3 points ago

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It's almost impossible to fully "get" the movie the first time you watch it

[–]bergenco 11 points12 points ago

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I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

[–]braxford 15 points16 points ago

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context

i was hoping you didn't need it.

[–]GoingToOhio 88 points89 points ago

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quote from the big lebowski.

[–]His-Dudeness 50 points51 points ago

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Reciprocating quote that expands on your quote.

[–]timmmmmm 41 points42 points ago

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Mention that your username is in fact relevant to said quote.

[–]tasslehof 18 points19 points ago

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Mention that your user name is was clearly not invented just for this comment by stating the time your account was created

[–]comments_on_comments 29 points30 points ago

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Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny. These men are self-referential.

[–]skybike 13 points14 points ago

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Totally derails thread and starts talking about a banana bread recipe.

[–]a_cleaner_guy 3 points4 points ago

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Sighs and posts something and stretches something into being relevant to the conversation. Karma ect

[–]hickory-smoked 3 points4 points ago

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QUOTE FROM COUNCIL OF ELROND SCENE

[–]dodecahedonist 4 points5 points ago

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NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON

[–]lemur84 1 point2 points ago

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Exhasperated reply that informs you that I'm a humourless bastard in a roundabout way i.e. referring you to the SRS post I created in your honour. Like I'm some fucking Reddit policeman or something.

[–]dodecahedonist 0 points1 point ago

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WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD.

[–]chromesamurai 0 points1 point ago

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"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit..."

[–]breachgnome 9 points10 points ago

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Where you going, Grouch?

Going to my can, Ernie.

Phone's ringing, Grouch!

Thanks, Ernie.

[–]aryst0krat 7 points8 points ago

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The Big Bird Lebowski

[–]Caseylicious 6 points7 points ago

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Who made this? It's awesome.

[–]Nostalgia_Guy 5 points6 points ago

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Is that some kinda eastern thing?

[–]CraboTheBusmaster 5 points6 points ago

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The Yip-Yips are obviously the nihilists.

[–]poodoofodder 4 points5 points ago

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That creeper Elmo sure can roll man...

[–]Karlof_ 1 point2 points ago

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You shouldn't post on Shabbos.

[–]Deaddard 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Indigoh 2 points3 points ago

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[–]GoldieTheMack 2 points3 points ago

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The Grouch is not very Dude like. I think The Dude would be played by Mr. Snuffaluffagus.

[–]nullmiah 2 points3 points ago

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This is great! Any hope for a high res version for a wallpaper?

[–]vita_benevolo 2 points3 points ago

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This is definitely going onto a shirt.

[–]A_Soggy_Cactus 2 points3 points ago

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ERNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

[–]fridge_logic 2 points3 points ago

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The Big LeGrouchski.

FTFY

[–]ZedZeeZee 2 points3 points ago

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"Eight year olds, dude."

[–]goodmansaul 1 point2 points ago

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Lebowski......."I'm 'The Dude' man"....

[–]mozGdefft 1 point2 points ago

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I FUCK YOU INTHE ASS!!!!

[–]CornerCase 1 point2 points ago

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I'm perfectly calm, Oscar.

[–]TheOtherOneWhoSpeaks 1 point2 points ago

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Who would be Quintana? And Brandt? And Smokey? WHAT ABOUT SMOKEY

[–]hickory-smoked 0 points1 point ago

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Telly.

[–]BrutalJones 1 point2 points ago

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The blue object in the background has tits.

[–]Tooneyman 1 point2 points ago

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I've watched that movie a thousand times and I'm happy to say its still freaking awesome. This just makes me want to enjoy it now with my kid. What's really funny is there is a "Power Puff Girl," episode which is a parody of "The Big Lebowski."

[–]hickory-smoked 1 point2 points ago

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They also make an appearance in My Little Pony.

[–]Tooneyman 0 points1 point ago

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Really I didn't know that. That is crazy. haha!

[–]jtisch 1 point2 points ago

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i swear it read "street smarts lebowski"

..and was like like, well, nothing new here..

[–]TonyDiGerolamo 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one that gives a shit about the rules?! Today's number is zero!

[–]HannahDanielle 1 point2 points ago

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MIKE WASOWSKI!

Sorry, Monsters on the brain...

[–]Anonymouse06 1 point2 points ago

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I could swear I'm looking at a pair of Picasso-esque tits over there on the right...

Must be from his blue period.

[–]His-Dudeness 1 point2 points ago

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These guys would make good henchmen?

[–]Thewalruscobainfloyd 1 point2 points ago

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Listen I am not the big bird youre the big bird, I'm the grouch so thats what you call me either that or uh your grouchness uh groucher or uh el grouchareno.

[–]MistySteele 3 points4 points ago

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Animal would totally be the Jesus.

[–]Tooneyman 1 point2 points ago

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The real question is "Who would be the Sesame Street character who would play the Jesus?

[–]foilking 5 points6 points ago

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The Count. "You never fuck with the Count, aha ha"

[–]lord_nougat 2 points3 points ago

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Elmo of course!

[–]Tooneyman 0 points1 point ago

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YEah, he is a little pedo.

[–]CS_83 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Interrnet 0 points1 point ago

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You're out of your fucking element Ernie!

[–]NuclearPotatoes 0 points1 point ago

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Let's be real, Grouch's clothes would be a little more tattered

[–]Chester_Copperpot_ 0 points1 point ago

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Why the hell would Oscar the Grouch be chosen to represent one of the most laid back and relaxed characters in cinema history?
Makes no sense.

[–]UselessLebowskiQuote 0 points1 point ago

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That and a pair of testicles.

[–]chickenbean 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I don't think I'll ever see Burt the same again!

[–]toki09 0 points1 point ago

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With friends like these?

[–]enig-o-matic 0 points1 point ago

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Desktop't!

[–]Lebowski5 0 points1 point ago

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:|

[–]Front_page_notifier 0 points1 point ago

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Congrats! You have made it to the front page Saturday, February 18th, 2012!

[–]mayoandketchup 0 points1 point ago

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I think it'd make more sense if Walter was Oscar The Grouch and then have Dude be Big Bird.

[–]madmanmunt 0 points1 point ago

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Oscar the Grouch and the Dude aren't really analogues. Looks pretty cool otherwise.

[–]yellowking 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A ROOMMATE IN THE ASS!!!

[–]Derbl 0 points1 point ago

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The dude whould be Grover rather than Oscar...the Dude isn't a grouch!

[–]Billistic 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, that reminds me, I have to smoke a doob in the bathtub today.

[–]theartofdeduction 0 points1 point ago

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It's not piggies hoof man... Hell I can get you a hoof by 3 O'clock this afternoon with polish.

[–]bunny_way 0 points1 point ago

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Shirts must be made!

[–]coracken 0 points1 point ago

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"Aww whats the matter Bert?" "Well Ernie you are out of your element!"

[–]sracer4095 0 points1 point ago

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Goddammit you beat me to it.

[–]BlitzXor 0 points1 point ago

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I always knew there was a reason I tell people I want to be the dude when I grow up... it's because I watched Sesame Street as a child.

[–]TheoQ99 0 points1 point ago

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You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish.

[–]popojo2 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for the new wallpaper!

[–]dogsrock 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus

[–]GooBerryCrunch 0 points1 point ago

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The Cookie Monster is not the issue here

[–]kungfustu 0 points1 point ago

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I immediately saw boobs

[–]omnom_chompsky 0 points1 point ago

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As a Dudeist, I approve this image.

[–]smartasshipstername 0 points1 point ago

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"They're gonna kill that poor puppet"

[–]Izawwlgood 0 points1 point ago

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I am the snuffalufagus?

[–]Im_Helping 0 points1 point ago

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walter should be the grouch...ernie should be the dude...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Who's Jesus?

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one seeing tits?

[–]newtonslogic 0 points1 point ago

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Hi-Res version please...T-shirts to follow

[–]VladimirZ 0 points1 point ago

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8 year olds, Grouch

[–]WhatAGoon 0 points1 point ago

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"Mr. Henson treats objects like puppets, man..."

"Stay out of Sesame Street, Legrouchski!"

[–]gwords16 0 points1 point ago

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It's like Big Bird said: You look for the person who will benefit and uh, uh, you know, uh, you know what I'm trying to say.

[–]DownVotingCats 0 points1 point ago

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Forget it Ernie! You're out of your element!

[–]knomis 0 points1 point ago

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I want this as a t-shirt.

[–]GoochyBandana 0 points1 point ago

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the Dude is not a grouch.

[–]stagecraftninja 0 points1 point ago

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I don't always up vote posts that already have tons of karma.

But when I do they are fucking awesome.

[–]MrBurton801 0 points1 point ago

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how is the grouch the dude

[–]sum_dude 1 point2 points ago

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he's a loser and a deadbeat the square community won't care about

[–]MrBurton801 0 points1 point ago

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good answer

[–]sum_dude 0 points1 point ago

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SHUT THE FUCK UP ERNIE

[–]dbilly 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fujiman 0 points1 point ago

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The Big Legrouski?

[–]aghast_entities 0 points1 point ago

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8 year olds Dude

[–]wtfmanuatemyjelly 0 points1 point ago

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Is those breasts i see in the background?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Are those blue boobs?

[–]stickfiguregum -2 points-1 points ago

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There's no way fuckin Ernie and Bert are Donnie and Walter. And Elmo is the dude and everyone knows it.