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[–]SomeDanGuy 90 points91 points ago

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What kind of tear-away hood is that??

[–]schpider 118 points119 points ago

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I think it's a dish towel.

[–]Axolotile 7 points8 points ago

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Magneto's a stripper in his free time.

[–]caxaar 58 points59 points ago

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Such a clever disguise! ಠ_ಠ

[–]StormKid 26 points27 points ago

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/r/spideymeme <-- Check that Sub out.

[–]onlypostsspiderman 26 points27 points ago

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[–]acidsamurai 0 points1 point ago

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I could kiss you right now.

[–]Jaripsi 68 points69 points ago

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Somebody needs to put that "Smashing" face in this gif!

[–]erk070 306 points307 points ago

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[–]Jaripsi 43 points44 points ago

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That Looks SMASHING! Leaving the helmet on is a nice touch.

[–]Dreamwaltzer 25 points26 points ago

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You should extend the last frame, so spiderman stands there and they stare at each other awkwardly.

[–]FeierInMeinHose 15 points16 points ago

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you made that in under 2 hours, congratulations you are amazing and making gifs.

[–]sybert 6 points7 points ago

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Brilliant.

[–]meddlingbarista 2 points3 points ago

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Your best is pretty damn good.

[–]tastyman 1 point2 points ago

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Should've stalled the gif at the end and then reversed it to make it look like Spiderman paused and placed the hood back on

[–]inormallyjustlurkbut 68 points69 points ago

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Here's my attempt. First time I've ever edited a gif. http://i.imgur.com/PGzK6.gif

[–]MysticKirby 11 points12 points ago

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Well done. The face looks a bit low res, though.

[–]inormallyjustlurkbut 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, I didn't really know where to find a good one. I just cut it out of a picture I found on google.

[–]ntothed 5 points6 points ago

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That is pretty pretty... pretty good

[–]lord_nougat 1 point2 points ago

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No no, it's smashing!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jettrscga -1 points0 points ago

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Don't stop being you. But get a higher resolution version and I'll like you more.

[–]dubbledutch[S] 15 points16 points ago

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And noooow we wait...

[–]lurkerer 4 points5 points ago

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Make it so, number two.

[–]I_am_salad 6 points7 points ago

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A thousand times Nigel.

[–]Photoshops_Penises 12 points13 points ago

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[–]MooBaloo 42 points43 points ago

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I'm disappointed that you didn't live up to your name.

[–]gunluva -2 points-1 points ago*

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Best one.

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[–]IMasturbateToMyself 14 points15 points ago

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I hate to be that guy since I don't know how to make gif... but I think it would be much better if you have the face change while the hood goes over the face.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

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It'd be much better if I spent more than ten minutes on it too, but editing frame-by-frame with the GIMP instead of a proper animation program is a pain in the ass.

[–]Hardtopickaname 27 points28 points ago

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He would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling arachnid!

[–]Fiendish 21 points22 points ago

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where do all of these hilarious spiderman things come from?

[–]MooBaloo 150 points151 points ago

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They come from a cartoon called Spiderman.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points ago

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Mind = Blown

[–]DownvoterAccount 14 points15 points ago

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[citation needed]

Everyone can lie on the internet, you know.

[–]mershed_perderders 20 points21 points ago

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[PROOF]

[–]orijinal 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks for clearing that up.

[–]ME24601 4 points5 points ago

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You caught me...

It's actually from Ed, Edd, n Eddy

[–]Vorpal_Hammer 4 points5 points ago

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Man, Magneto is clearly on something heavy. He doesn't even blink!

[–]alahos 8 points9 points ago

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Still trying to figure out magnets.

[–]Kupy 2 points3 points ago

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How do they work?

[–]chillImAGuy 5 points6 points ago

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that's not Dr Doom, it's Magneto

[–]dskalba 3 points4 points ago

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Why didn't Magneto at least take off his helmet before putting the hood on?

[–]derpstache 6 points7 points ago

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It shields him from telepathic attacks

[–]dskalba 5 points6 points ago

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I guess you never know when Xavier is lurking in your mind, it's worth compromising your disguise for that.

[–]nano_ser 6 points7 points ago

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huh Never saw it coming

[–]Mustkunstn1k 5 points6 points ago

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I love how he can just pull off the hood.

[–]Afrorobotics 5 points6 points ago

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"OLD MAN JENKINS?!"

[–]Spanone1 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder who the people who scrub through these to look for the funny bits are.

[–]thecoffee 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SurleynotPickles 3 points4 points ago

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Why is spider man fucking around with magneto anyway?

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 7 points8 points ago

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Seriously. There are only a few superheroes/supervillains who can even face Magneto and have a chance at winning, and most of them have Cosmic-level powers.

Even Professor X can't fuck with him because of that mind-blocking helmet, and he's the most powerful telepath on Earth.

[–]rafflesnapper 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah he better hope those web-shooters are made of plastic!

[–]meantism -1 points0 points ago

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ISSSS HEEEEEEE

[–]Zorrac 1 point2 points ago

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How does he do it?

[–]lord_nougat 0 points1 point ago

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You cannot explain that.

[–]TonyDiGerolamo 1 point2 points ago

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Everybody gets one.

[–]Arekku 1 point2 points ago

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His spidey sense was tingling.

[–]ScreamingAloudInside 1 point2 points ago

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And Pikachu would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those pesky autobots.

[–]random_digital 1 point2 points ago

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Magneto would have succeeded if not for those damn meddlin' kids.

[–]lord_nougat 1 point2 points ago

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You will remove your hat in the presense of His Royal Spideyness!

[–]WorldDownSideUp 1 point2 points ago

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Did you just start a SPIDERMAN THREAD?

[–]onlypostsspiderman 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]glorygloryholellujah 1 point2 points ago

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Spider-Man FTFY

[–]fancyfire 1 point2 points ago

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Busted !!!

[–]ab103630 1 point2 points ago

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"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

[–]amoorefan2 0 points1 point ago

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His spider sense can't penetrate through trench coats and it's really hard to see through his mask! Give Spidey a break!

[–]CraboTheBusmaster 0 points1 point ago

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Curses! My disguise was flawless! How did you know?

[–]williemcbride 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking knew it!

[–]WhatDoYouDo 0 points1 point ago

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"Hmm...I guess you're NOT him, carry on."

[–]bobbieluvsya 0 points1 point ago

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Man, why do they call Batman the world's greatest detective? This guy is obviously better!

[–]FoolishClownfish 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone else see what looks to be a spiderweb covered brick for a few frames as he is pulling the hood off?

[–]TestZero 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed at this WAY MORE than I should have.

[–]His-Dudeness 0 points1 point ago

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But that's not actually Magneto! It's a trap!

[–]RavageJ 0 points1 point ago

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This guy is a fake. Look! This cowboy hat comes right off!

[–]seat_is_taken 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, that isn't the normal color of his cape.

[–]elwood78 0 points1 point ago

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Superman would be in trouble..

[–]yodaman293 0 points1 point ago

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I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MEDDLING SPIDERMAN!!!

[–]coppersink 0 points1 point ago

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Pffft. I could beat Magneto with a wooden gun.

[–]IgotaBionicArm 0 points1 point ago

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Mag-fucking-neto.

[–]meddlingbarista 0 points1 point ago

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FOILED AGAIN

[–]CrazyMcfobo 0 points1 point ago

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Neat!

[–]ImAdderable -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]WDUK 2 points3 points ago

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Photobucket? You must be new here

[–]sharkman643 0 points1 point ago

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It reminds me of raping a cat.

[–]knowses -2 points-1 points ago

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How dare he Unhood the Crimson Bolt.

[–]alphalaz -2 points-1 points ago

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Directed by M. N. Shyamalan.