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[–]WindSandStars 9 points10 points ago

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Hardly forever alone. He is perfectly content with his solitude and, as I recall, he had a lady friend at some point!

[–]Emblemator 0 points1 point ago

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Once I saw his wife the illusion of him broke and now I can't really see him as the innocent guy anymore :P

http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/c/w/cwuhveqx4nnycyu4.jpg

[–]morbiusfan88 0 points1 point ago

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and his daughter, Lily... Yowza!

[–]illusionatiification 6 points7 points ago

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[–]jrkv 1 point2 points ago

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king of funny expressions

[–]sachegrande 1 point2 points ago

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I think not. Ever seen his daughter?

[–]Aloaf 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, I had never noticed he was reading an Asterix comic.

[–]WorkerWhoReads 1 point2 points ago

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But Bean doesn't care! Forever alone is the lifestyle he's chosen and he's happy with it! Yea his car may get crushed by a tank and he might have some other misfortunes but he's happy posting himself letters with teddy for company

[–]h989 1 point2 points ago

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I think he was happy, because he was able to salvage the lock from it.

[–]centigrade100 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't he have a girlfriend, though? He did kind of ignore her though, if I remember correctly.

[–]jamesinc 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah he does, but as you say he is somewhat oblivious to her desires.

[–]effingeenyus 0 points1 point ago

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All alone and not giving a damn

[–]jagenigma 0 points1 point ago

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a fuck is not given on his front

[–]stry8993 0 points1 point ago

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