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[–]Sir_Chittlesworth 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

why didn't he grape him in the mouth?

[–]wayoko 1 point2 points ago

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Repo...... Damnit

[–]Insanitybeat 0 points1 point ago

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Why does Kody not have a top hat when he says "Quite?"

[–]inertia186 0 points1 point ago

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Got any lemons?

[–]pacoliketaco 0 points1 point ago

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OPEN WIDE KIDS, CAUSE IM GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH.

[–]Knight203 0 points1 point ago*

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Holy shit my name is Kody. I don't think I've ever seen any one else spell it that way.

[–]PandJ2011 -2 points-1 points ago

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Keep this shit on funnyjunk and away from reddit

[–]JoshAndArielle -2 points-1 points ago

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I guess saying "repost" in the title makes it okay?

[–]crumbie -3 points-2 points ago

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if it is a re-post do not put (re-post) in the title just do not post it next time