Male chastity belt

generalguyz · 11 months

Call me crazy, but I always thought this was a male chastity belt

MustStopMasturbating · 11 months

Virgin no Jutsu.

Vixt · 11 months

Anyone care to explain?

epsilonius · 11 months

semi-big anime geek and even I avoid that shit.

protoman115 · 11 months

I cannot believe a picture of this guy hasn't been posted yet.

I mean it's even a belt.

GenerallyInsulting · 11 months

It works both ways. A girl at my highschool wore one of these, her nickname was gravedigger.

Edit- I'm drunk leave me alone

forredditalone · 11 months

worn around the head! <- pun

theGreatEquilizer · 11 months

Kisame had sex

Either_NSFL_or_Aww · 11 months

In Burma chastity belts are a common practice actually!

Orinthopter · 11 months

My mom has one... What does that mean?

orzof · 11 months

I'd believe it. (and the all the panties drop for the funniest man in the room)

DR_I · 11 months

[FIXED]

ashenblade · 11 months

Rather than submitting a [Fixed] post
http://i.imgur.com/OVByU.jpg

RyukaChi · 11 months

There was a guy in middle school who wore one of those, as well as a hand-stitched Kakashi vest. I never understood him.

chronodestroyer · 11 months

This reminds me to get back into Naruto, thx bro

SpringInJapan · 11 months

Even as a fan of anime, I know better than to get near one of those fuckers.

liforrevenge · 11 months

Ironically, Naruto brought me and my girlfriend together.

Skarma64 · 11 months

http://sexy-cosplay.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Sexy-Sakura.jpg

the-ace · 11 months

My girlfriend has one of those. Can't explain that.

stillalone · 11 months

This is a male chastity belt.

Gamer_ely · 11 months

You could say that about anything geeky, hell even reddit will turn away some girls

Sirromnad · 11 months

That's not a belt it's a headban.....oh..... i get it.

twatson420 · 11 months

Whats wrong with hidden leaf village? they kick ass.

JarlaxleForPresident · 11 months

i like the show, and i get laid. but i dont go around wearing a headband either.

Kafka_h · 11 months

Having the courage to show off what you enjoy even in the face of being judged like this, in my opinion, is not something to be ashamed of.

YESDavis · 11 months

Everyone knows that chicks did dudes who work cosplay into their everyday lives... across their foreheads is prime real estate. And thus the Naruto headband was born.

FlackRacket · 11 months

Don't think people have sex wearing that? Clearly never been to Fanime.

mothmilk · 11 months

Wouldn't they just go for the girls that wear them? (kind of creepy example: http://obsoletegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/hyuuga_hinata_cosplay_by_lolytachan-naruto-cosplay.jpg)

Wyrmshadow · 11 months

Military Version... the BCG's

xl_Ruthless_lx · 11 months

I'm sick of the fact that every month someone posts something along these lines. Saying how you will never get laid if you wear a naruto headband. I know plenty of people on here go crazy over DBZ, and before that there were transformers and voltron and thunder cats and all kinds of shit. I'm willing to bet plenty of people would dress up as stupid things from their childhood, but that's no reason to be an ass to every kid who is just living out their childhood. Who the fuck is ~~the internet~~ reddit to be making a mockery of some kids fantasy. I would rather my kids grow up thinking naruto and sakura are heros, instead of trying to act like the next miley cyrus or rebecca black or thinking mac miller and kayne are their idols. I understand this is submitted in funny but is taking away childrens innocence funny to reddit? The only thing thats gonna generate from this is that IRL some kid will read this thread, then see some kid at school reading the newest manga he probably spent his allowance on, and bully him and probably rip up his manga and send a message to all his little "faggoty ass friends".

Whats really funny about the whole thing is that the overlying point in naruto is can world peace really be achieved? Can you lose a friend to such an evil that you should give up trying to help them find some light? The show takes on some really heavy concepts for a kids show, and its not promoting wasting your lives like the jersey shore, instead its challenging it's viewers to think about ways to make the world a better place. And here you are on your high horse making fun of it behind the internet, for some imaginary points to make your e peen bigger.

TL:DR imagine that image was of a symbol of your favorite childhood animation, would you still think its funny?

and for when I get downvoted to hell, wait one month then

step one: find image of naruto headband/cosplayer

step two: post to r/funny with a title saying you will never get laid

step three: gain about 1000 karma http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/obd54/pussy_deflector/

step four: dwell in the fact that you have helped fuel hatred in this world

step five: continue to see your world destroy itself

last part, if you ever tried to do a kamehameha, pretend to pilot a gundam, made your room the kingdom of greyskull, dress up like superman or batman, just think of how this cycle will continue and nothing will change and your children will be labeled lifetime virgins for trying to be true to themselves and what is right, and not putting down their pupils for having differences and opinions that they do not share, but being able to survive on this planet together.

fuck this I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Thegirlwhohaswings · 11 months

Haha. But really, depending on how attractive one is while wearing this, for me it might work backwards ;)

iv20 · 11 months

Ahem, correction, that is actually headgear dear sir... mah-ha, m'haven!

SorrySaplingx3 · 11 months

Instant Chick Repellent.

LedZeppelin · 11 months

Some of us girls actually love nerdy/forever alone-type guys. just sayin'.

CMGangstaRap · 11 months

I knew this big black dude who wore one. Maybe once, but still he got a lot of pooty.

PIngp0NGMW · 11 months

I had no idea what this was. I thought it was an actual belt meaning that the metal part must be some giant-ass belt buckle that maybe, I don't know, kept your junk down or something?

itsprobablytrue · 11 months

What are you talking about? Whales love putting out at cons

TamponCheese · 11 months

I honestly was expecting some form of crocs.

yayforwaffles · 11 months

Dattebayo!

Lunchbox5000 · 11 months

A friend of mine refers to these as 'pussy deflectors'.

Laleiden · 11 months

Not true. My manager rocks one of these on the line every night, and he's bangin' a hottie. ;)

Sengura · 11 months

Jokes on you. That's a head protector!

bigougit · 11 months

I actually got laid multiple times while wearing that, before Naruto fandom was ruined and what not.

MrMackay · 11 months

I know kids who wear those to school. They are in grade 12. They also like to bitch about how nobody likes to hang out with them.

[deleted] · 11 months

One of these made it on to the BBC. THE BBC! I was so appalled I dropped my teaspoon.

Just look at this pleb.

deityofanime · 11 months

Mine has worked pretty well so far.

Sunshine_Bag · 11 months

Maybe I've been in corporate adult land for way to long, but this is actually a thing?

darkescaflowne · 11 months

Just for that I'm going to wear my Konaho headband and bang my wife

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