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[–]notacute 99 points100 points ago

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[–]donnamon 11 points12 points ago

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[–]SpaceshipGoesBoom 13 points14 points ago

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Mmhm, girlfriend! What'd I tell you? Told you that lamp with fluorescent bulbs was a hustler.

Racist but worth it.

[–]Macpunk 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, fucking azns. Right? Right?!

[–]wabbajacky 6 points7 points ago

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This is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I don't know what that says about my life but there you go.

[–]chalkazn 4 points5 points ago

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You just made my life.

[–]nepidae 2 points3 points ago

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Damn, I needed that laugh tonight. Thanks :)

[–]Everydaywedo 1 point2 points ago

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oh god why is this so funny! up voted for the tears streaming out my eyes!

[–]bubbaholy 10 points11 points ago

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[–]chelseatehrainbow -1 points0 points ago

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This, is what I came here for. You win.

[–]ilwolf 11 points12 points ago

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This made me giggle. Does it make a "tsk" sound when turn the switch?

[–]dlenoxx 9 points10 points ago

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And it takes three turns to turn it all the way on.

Tsk tsk tsk.

[–]ilwolf 0 points1 point ago

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I cannot tell you how happy it made me that you responded in this way.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 32 points33 points ago

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[–]Pravusmentis 8 points9 points ago

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/r/Pareidolia you can thank me later

[–]dale31 -2 points-1 points ago

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wtf

[–]bc16 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit is a funny place, my friend.

[–]lessClever 4 points5 points ago

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Whatev judgmental lamp don't know me.

[–]GravCat[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Judgmental lamp knows everyone.

[–]SorrySaplingx3 3 points4 points ago

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cannot unsee.

[–]mjohnstone1113 5 points6 points ago

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"George, it's been so long since you've turned me on."

[–]flauwful 2 points3 points ago

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Sassy!

[–]Bruins08 2 points3 points ago

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I love lamp.

[–]mightyenano 2 points3 points ago

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I opened this image in a seperate tab along with a few others and exited the tabe I had reddit on (getting ready to get off). Once I got to the lamp image, I had to spend at least 10 minutes finding this post again to know why I was looking at a lamp. Once I found out it was a judgmental lamp, I felt bad because it was judging me for wasting my time looking for a post about a lamp.

[–]Everydaywedo 0 points1 point ago

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ntl; r

[–]Guerrillaradio3 2 points3 points ago

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All I see is Luminere from the Disney version from Beauty and the Beast.

[–]geckofishknight 1 point2 points ago

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im fuckin crying laughing this is amazing

[–]NerosLyre 1 point2 points ago

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Be our guest, be our guest.

[–]ladybetty 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]sigye 1 point2 points ago

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Repost

[–]Smallfry310 1 point2 points ago

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I love lamp.

[–]imsorrykun 1 point2 points ago

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I think that lamp is related to my grandparents...

[–]Juerves_Mercules 1 point2 points ago

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Ummm....that's my girlfriends lamp, and FYI, it's a she. Just sayin'. Glad you guys like it, though.

[–]MonkeyNacho 1 point2 points ago

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Bastard.

I can do what I want.

<slams door>

[–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points ago

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It needs an artistic friend to draw faces on the lampshade, so it can be spun to choose an appropriate expression.

[–]molmu 1 point2 points ago

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WELL , FUCK YOU LAMP!

[–]Lamp8799 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, I'm not judgmental.

[–]tyranosisyphus_rex 2 points3 points ago

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[–]u8eR 2 points3 points ago

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[–]MundaneHymn 6 points7 points ago

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[–]blackhawk465 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bubbaholy -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]Everydaywedo 1 point2 points ago

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Don't you hate it when you show people things like this and they DONT see it?? They just like... Why we lookin at this lamp and I'm next to them like pffffttttchhh

[–]tonyvila 0 points1 point ago

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And yet I love it all the same.

[–]dlenoxx 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone add eye brows onto that thing?

[–]Mr_Funkalicous 0 points1 point ago

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Don't give me that look!

[–]Randy_Tutelage 0 points1 point ago

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"And where were you all night?"

[–]seen-it 0 points1 point ago

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Yup.

[–]Pidgey18 0 points1 point ago

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Man this guy does not approve of my decisions every week when he is reposted, it's upsetting

[–]loststonergirl 0 points1 point ago

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I need this lamp.

[–]CaptainJacko 0 points1 point ago

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I came here hoping someone would of added a face to it, i left disappointed

[–]canehdianchick 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a little tipsy--- but I definitely chuckled to myself!

[–]YoDawgIHeardULike 0 points1 point ago

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Hmph

[–]pgibso 0 points1 point ago

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Tale as old as time... Beauty and thee beast ...

[–]bee-chain 0 points1 point ago

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That is quite obviously a girl lamp.

[–]bc16 0 points1 point ago

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Oh dear god, I must have it.

[–]TrevLuv 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha this should've been posted on r/trees

[–]turbonated 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha! Wait.. I laughed that hard a week ago when I saw this. Why has reddit been all reports this whole week?

Edit: "has" not "had"

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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Soon.

[–]shatteredplaster 0 points1 point ago

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Disapproving lamp disapproves

[–]Cheezio 0 points1 point ago

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Look at the curves on that thing, its definitaly a she.

[–]Arternative1 -3 points-2 points ago

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I whittled this lamp out of a repost.

[–]JfreakingR -2 points-1 points ago

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^ It's the simple things

[–]JudgementalLamp -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]pooptrack -3 points-2 points ago

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This has got to be the shittiest post I've ever seen, that has somehow managed to make it's way to the frontpage.