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[–]neo7 294 points295 points ago

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It's dutch.. not german.

[–]Quazz 43 points44 points ago

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It's belgian.. not dutch.

[–]Waffles81 37 points38 points ago

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The comic is written in the Dutch language and is made in Belgium. The official languages spoken in Belgium are Dutch, French and German.

[–]Epistaxis 17 points18 points ago

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Figures you would know.

[–]Quazz 2 points3 points ago

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Flemish* :3

[–]Waffles81 7 points8 points ago

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Im pretty sure Flemish isnt a language, but a dutch dialect.

[–]Quazz 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure dialects are languages.

[–]Goddamn_Wouter -1 points0 points ago

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I think Flemish is one step above a dialect.

[–]Waffles81 0 points1 point ago

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Wiki:

In English usage, Flemish can refer to Belgian-Dutch, the national variety of the Dutch language as spoken in Belgium. Be it standard (as used in schools, government and the media) or informal (as used in daily speech)

Nevertheless, the use of the word "Flemish" to refer to the official language in Flanders is misleading. The only official language in Flanders is Dutch. East Flemish, West Flemish and French Flemish which are interrelated southwestern dialects of Dutch.

I know for a Belgian living in Flanders, it is natural to say "we speak Flemish". But i feel toward foreigners, Flemish shouldnt be referred to as a language.

[–]bittermanscolon 7 points8 points ago

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It's frickin' hilarious.

[–]bdrammel -1 points0 points ago

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SO BRAVE. Have an upvote from a fellow Belgian!

[–]FlyingRomanian -4 points-3 points ago

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its french, not spanish

[–]Tronimuss -4 points-3 points ago

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Just Dutch ovened my cat.

[–]s00pafly 1 point2 points ago

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How did you expect this comment to get any upvotes?

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[–]johnbarnshack 65 points66 points ago

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Actual translation:
"Huggity Hug"
"Hello mr Mushroom"
"Hello Huggity"

[–]killer4u77 24 points25 points ago

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That didn't make this one bit easier to understand.

[–]gonzologic 10 points11 points ago

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The dog says "good day" to the mushroom, tips his hat. The mushroom does the same, but the "hat" that he tips is the top of his head, and he rips it off and dies.

edit: spelling

[–]mirop 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you very much!

[–]AtomicAustin 12 points13 points ago

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It made more sense in Dutch.

[–]jordaddy 48 points49 points ago

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downvoted for getting language wrong and reposting at the same time...

[–]Harman_M 2 points3 points ago

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Find something else wrong with this post so we can make it a trifecta of shit-postery.

[–]wampoxa 45 points46 points ago

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Dutch, not german.

[–]cruzian831 10 points11 points ago

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Looks like Flemish to me.

[–]Ejslem 3 points4 points ago

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flemish indeed. and they are pretty funny

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Vlaams. If you don't mind.

And no. They're not funny.

[–]Karoo79 12 points13 points ago

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Jeroom, belgian cartoonist http://www.jeroom.be/

[–]LtOin 7 points8 points ago

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I feel like posting this as being German isn't just ignorance anymore.

[–]Skoogage 4 points5 points ago

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This ain't German, this is Dutch. Please, for the love of Batman, get your facts straight before you post.

[–]StencilPrinter 17 points18 points ago

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Belgische humor op zijn best.

[–]vick291 4 points5 points ago

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Dutch is not the same as german, not even close...

[–]ijustneededaname 3 points4 points ago

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Well, it's a bit close. A tiny bit.

[–]The_Unoriginal 2 points3 points ago

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Look at the grin on that asshole's face.

[–]forwormsbravepercy 2 points3 points ago

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not german

[–]erutuFniatpaC 7 points8 points ago

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downvoted for not understanding that this isnt my language.

[–]Epistaxis -5 points-4 points ago

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You people all sound the same to us.

[–]thoam 0 points1 point ago

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that's like telling someone from texas he sounds the same as a london guy.

[–]Calpa 1 point2 points ago

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Well no; because they're still both speaking English.

This is like telling someone from Italy he sounds the same as someone from Portugal or France.

[–]Rorschach_Failure 3 points4 points ago

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How lazy does OP have to be to not even check the language?

[–]tusk_and_ink 1 point2 points ago

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Not German, but funny still. :)

[–]rantathon 1 point2 points ago

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its brilliant!

[–]zamorph 1 point2 points ago

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This has been my avatar in a website for ages. Should of posted it here and gotten front page >>

[–]notmadatall 1 point2 points ago

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if you look for german porn most of it is actually russian

[–]EverybodyWantsSomeE 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely not German at all.

[–]Aferwerda 1 point2 points ago

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It is DUTCH YEAH, DUTCH!

[–]calle30 7 points8 points ago

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Belgian actually :-)

[–]saahleh 3 points4 points ago

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Belgian doesn't excist.

[–]lythandas 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, this is Dutch

[–]feanturi 2 points3 points ago

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It's Japanese, obviously.

[–]pinkfloyd873 3 points4 points ago

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It's dutch, dumby.

[–]gronkkk 10 points11 points ago

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Nope, flemish. Flemish cartoonists have a typical absurdist humor which has almost no dutch counterpart (apart from gummbah).

[–]pinkfloyd873 11 points12 points ago

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I meant the language. It's a Flemish cartoon, written in the Dutch language, that is most definitely NOT German

[–]is_a_real_boy 6 points7 points ago

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It's Dutch moron

Don't confuse the Dutch and German

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I thought part of the anthem was some bit about being ... German.

[–]is_a_real_boy 1 point2 points ago

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From Nassau?

Yeah a lot of stuff happened after that

[–]raxayaeon -1 points0 points ago

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It's actually Flemish, not Dutch.

[–]is_a_real_boy 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Old and not german. Like my mum. Downvoted, sir.

[–]Karoo79 1 point2 points ago

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more comics http://www.humo.be/jeroom (humo is a flemish magazine)

[–]pmanly 0 points1 point ago

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I looked at the title, clicked, then immediately thought "what if this is like one of those Korean web-comics, but German.."

I immediately nope'd out of it and read the comments, relief.

[–]ChiTownMafia 0 points1 point ago

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That is the Amanita Muscaria Mushroom!!!

[–]AmbyrLynn 0 points1 point ago

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"happiness at the misfortune of others? That IS German!"

[–]Ricochet_ger 0 points1 point ago

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Well,it's deffinitely not german. But I like how you guys have to describe the word "Schadenfreude"

[–]AmbyrLynn 0 points1 point ago

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The quote is from Avenue Q.

[–]Ricochet_ger 0 points1 point ago

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The what?

[–]dominick79 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one around here who finds mustache on a mushroom quite disturbing?

[–]shiv3rz 0 points1 point ago

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Downvote because it is not german!

[–]Derpiderp 0 points1 point ago

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Made by a Belgian man, language is Flemish.

[–]TheHenk 0 points1 point ago

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Flemish isn't a language, y'all speak Dutch and just make is sound weird...

[–]Derpiderp 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha or that

[–]Ebocaer 0 points1 point ago

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I wish this seemed funny, I keep trying.

[–]Chachoregard 0 points1 point ago

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You got to admit, the comic is hilarious.

[–]swtgurl123 0 points1 point ago

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Why does the comic say?

[–]swtgurl123 0 points1 point ago

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I meant *What

[–]Ricochet_ger 1 point2 points ago

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It says "Good day mr. mushroom" and then the mushroom replies "Good day,cuddly"

[–]davesfakeaccount 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason this reminds me of Happy Tree Friends.

[–]flemishknight -1 points0 points ago

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Its Flemish goddammit! Good think Flemishknight is here to set things straight!

[–]TroubleBruin 1 point2 points ago

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Good think.

[–]flemishknight 1 point2 points ago

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yes Think!!!!!!

[–]sambabriza 0 points1 point ago

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Not bad

[–]dontcallitSchnitzel 0 points1 point ago

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thats not german!

[–]brootwarst 0 points1 point ago

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AHAHAHA FUCKING RETARDED AMERICANS THINKING THIS IS GERMAN

HAHAHAHAHAHA GROW A FUCKING BRAIN

[–]psychroclasm -2 points-1 points ago

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Don Hertzfeldt?

[–]BarkingToad -1 points0 points ago

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It's Dutch, and it's a repost.

[–]joeyjo0 -1 points0 points ago

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Downvoted for saying German.

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[–]neo7 -3 points-2 points ago

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  • G'day <name>
  • G'day <name>!