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[–]ne0n_valkyrie 12 points13 points ago

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Every time I see this post I always wonder why young Steve Jobs would want to kill a walrus.

[–]i_am_jargon 1 point2 points ago

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My thoughts verbatim.

Quick! What am i thinking now?

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

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Should ifap into a tissue or into a sock?

Was I close?

[–]HarveyMcGhee 4 points5 points ago

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[–]rodwool 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in hysterics and it's passed midnight! Thank you so much!

[–]Soccer21x 1 point2 points ago

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I'm in hysterics and it's not even 9:00 yet! This night is going to be awesome!

[–]duckwaltz 4 points5 points ago

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Man, Steve Jobs is a prick...

[–]Squidicide 4 points5 points ago

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I have one problem with this, the walrus obviously understood the mans words in the second panel, so I assume he understood them in the first as well and yet he still went through with it, why would he do that? A better question even: why did the walrus show up for this in the first place?

[–]MrSomeone317 0 points1 point ago

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Well, you can see that the man points a finger at a spot on the walrus, after which the walrus looks at it (and I admit I don't know why he thought "Where?") and stabs himself. So, the walrus was partially directed by the finger.

[–]DaveNF 3 points4 points ago

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This always makes me sad. Poor poor walrus.

[–]AutoCucumber 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]sindacrof 0 points1 point ago

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The walrus on the 4th panel looks like "Okay" face.

[–]TumorPizza 0 points1 point ago

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Bukket deprivation is also effective.

[–]muteddin 0 points1 point ago

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I shed manly tears.

[–]TeaTitsandTacos 0 points1 point ago

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The one repost I don't mind. I absolutely love it!

[–]nvrknowsbest 0 points1 point ago

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How to kill a post...

[–]flax41 0 points1 point ago

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But will it work on horkers?

[–]Kazudo2 0 points1 point ago

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It's so bad that I just had to upvote it

[–]writesomethingwitty 0 points1 point ago

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What does "SZOCK" mean?

[–]Streakiest 0 points1 point ago

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Sound effects don't have to make sense. Now I'm going to punch you.

*POW!*

[–]carolineobviously -1 points0 points ago

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LOL, poor little guy

[–]Carnane -1 points0 points ago

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This...

I'm sad now.

[–]SstereoSanctity -1 points0 points ago

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Goo goo g' joob