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[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE 34 points35 points ago

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[–]evilted 6 points7 points ago

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Thank you soooo much.

[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE 4 points5 points ago

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No problem bro!

[–]POWERGULL 29 points30 points ago

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every time i see this i find it shocking how high that one guy chucked his kid up there.

[–]ZeroDivided714 4 points5 points ago

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I really hope that is fake.

[–]NonAmerican 7 points8 points ago

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When I see shit like this I break social norm if it's someone I know. It doesn't matter that it's his kid, you do not toss someone so far with the risk to kill them.

[–]Newb_since_1989 -2 points-1 points ago

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I had the same thing in mind, what the hell was he thinking!

[–]mrburt 16 points17 points ago

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and thanks for the titties!!!!

[–]NoFreeTacos -1 points0 points ago

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Made me almost spit my drink out. Thank you sir

[–]balistik2 15 points16 points ago

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that one kid is really fucking high up there!!! he must be the leader.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 7 points8 points ago

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Pixels

[–]iab61826 6 points7 points ago

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First kid with shaken baby syndrome wins!

[–]BestPseudonym 2 points3 points ago

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I've never understood how somebody could throw their child up like this.. I would not trust myself.

[–]thethreadkiller 2 points3 points ago

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This picture is always taken out of context. The babies fell out of the sky. 3 of them were caught without incident.

[–]TrevorSA 7 points8 points ago

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So long, and thanks for all the fish.

[–]Eflee 3 points4 points ago

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so sad that it should come to this

[–]twistedbox 2 points3 points ago

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We tried to warn you all, but oh dear

[–]NJDevils30 1 point2 points ago

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So long, and thanks for all the tits?

[–]bowfinger89 2 points3 points ago

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Well, we know which Dad is the best at throwing anyway

[–]JohnMischief 2 points3 points ago*

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I wonder if that baby that is higher than the rest shit his pants in fear like the pilots in Battlefield: Vietnam when they go up too high and eject.

Edit: Apparently someone felt the need to kick me in the nuts with my one point post, this is a REAL effect in the game, look it up. Not a fake sound.

[–]herp-derpington 0 points1 point ago

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I like how the two dads on the left and their kids are both dressed so similarly.

[–]SkeazyPotatoes 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't matter how much I see this kind of thing - I always laugh.

[–]SimpleRy 0 points1 point ago

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Orchestrating events like this: cheaper than the abortion

[–]RGT42 0 points1 point ago

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I mean there will always be a chance that you won't catch them... Why the fuck would you throw your kid any more than a few inches from your hands? I still wouldn't do that even.. It's a fucking stupid thing to do.

Have a nice day!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dad number 3 better fucking catch that kid.

[–]NJDevils30 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]daaaabears 1 point2 points ago

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wow, you're a natural

[–]NJDevils30 3 points4 points ago

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Well I thought it was funny :(

[–]thasteve -2 points-1 points ago

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Holy shit! The one in the middle is a fucking fearless!!

[–]colourmeblue 10 points11 points ago

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No, his dad just doesn't love him.

[–]winnebago_man -1 points0 points ago

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This should be a sport. I see a clear winner and a three way tie for second.

[–]regul -1 points0 points ago

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This is basically what happens in Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke. (one of my favorite sci-fi novels)

[–]rivu -2 points-1 points ago

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TO THE HOMEPAGE AND BEYOND!!1

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[–]pmonib 1 point2 points ago

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Honest question: why do bots get upvoted so much when they do the same thing? Not being snarky, just curious and confused about the hate.

[–]6degreestoBillMurray 0 points1 point ago

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I can't say for sure about the bots (I tend to downvote the ones pointing out reposts, too), but you have to remember that not everyone has seen the same stuff you have, and that reposts happen ALL THE TIME on reddit. Pointing it out makes you sound like a pretentious snot, IMO, and doesn't help anything. Just downvote and move on. That being said, I upvoted your honest question.

[–]GrapesTube 0 points1 point ago

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You're disgusting.

[–]pmonib 0 points1 point ago

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I'm disgusting. Thank you.

[–]AllemandsMiniscules 0 points1 point ago

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Who gives a shit? Several people haven't seen it before. You're not the only person on the internet.