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The most disturbing thing I have seen all day (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Rory1 152 points153 points ago

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Relevant disturbing upgrade

[–]DonPancake 43 points44 points ago

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aww man. I just lost it at work

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 19 points20 points ago

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Prepare yo angus

[–]InstantPrinceWhippit[!] 2 points3 points ago

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A huge step forward for McDonald's advertising.

[–]Word_Analyzer 88 points89 points ago

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Why hello there DonPancake! I am a bot!

I have studied your past comments here on Reddit to find out which words you use most frequently.

After analyzing 1684 unique words you've typed - I've found out these are your top 10 most used words:

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 240 points241 points ago

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Just in case I ever get my report...

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[–]Word_Analyzer 71 points72 points ago

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Why hello there toolatealreadyfapped! I am a bot!

I have studied your past comments here on Reddit to find out which words you use most frequently.

After analyzing 4763 unique words you've typed - I've found out these are your top 10 most used words:

[–]aterlumen 50 points51 points ago

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Success.

[–]ssnseawolf 19 points20 points ago

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Now he'll never be able to run for public office.

[–]logantauranga 13 points14 points ago

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But he'll be a shoo-in for pubic orifice.

[–]Phish777 4 points5 points ago

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Do me next!

[–]Suudsu 54 points55 points ago

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Alright, bite the pillow...

[–]aFirefly 4 points5 points ago

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If I recall correctly there was a thread where Polite All Caps Guy Spammed something over and over again. I have long forgot what it was, but if he decides to post here and have this bot report what it was I'd be grateful.

[–]alistairtenpennyson 3 points4 points ago

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This scares me more than anything else on reddit.

[–]razorsheldon 2 points3 points ago

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I wanna play

[–]Vessix 2 points3 points ago

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Hey you! Do me?

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 1 point2 points ago

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I wanna play the Word_Analyzer game...

[–]jewfrothunder 1 point2 points ago

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CHECK MINE OUT

[–]BabylonDrifter 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Strug-ga-ling 4 points5 points ago

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Oh my god, that's amazing. How do we get this into r/bestof?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It is done

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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PENIS PENIS PENIS

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 0 points1 point ago

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I have arrived!

As a side note, 4763. Not too shabby, by Internet forum standards. (although interesting that my total vocabulary is estimated about 4 times that size, according to wiki)

[–]DonPancake 22 points23 points ago

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Thanks, Word_Analyzer bot!

[–]jayseesee85 4 points5 points ago

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This disturbs me greatly.

[–]chrisbkreme 4 points5 points ago

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After reviewing your report I noted you have said the following words five times, "Enjoy" "Ass" and "Fucking." I'd like to say that's because you constantly use the three words interchangeably in the same sentence such as, "I enjoy ass fucking." or, "I enjoy ass fucking" or, "I enjoy ass fucking" etcetera, etcetera.

[–]NickWasHere09 12 points13 points ago

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Mother of God...

[–]feyn2000 9 points10 points ago

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That bot is truly awkward...

[–]Dr___Awkward 7 points8 points ago

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By God! I'm being replaced!

[–]feyn2000 1 point2 points ago

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Nature demands that we open the path for our children...

[–]Dr___Awkward 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, I'll open my path for a child alright...

[–]pardev 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]gm87 2 points3 points ago

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It's not a bot, but you apparently haven't met Reddit_Investigator. Now THAT's a creepy novelty account.

[–]OmegaVesko 1 point2 points ago

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Do me next!

[–]PostsInceptionButton 1 point2 points ago

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You are my new favourite bot.

[–]Daestrro 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you.

[–]always_creating 1 point2 points ago

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I just lost my shit as well.

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

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Poor Cindel, I bet Wicket and Teek double teamed her.

[–]Strug-ga-ling 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's a pedobear if I ever saw one.

shivers

[–]9delta9 81 points82 points ago

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Yub nub, just the tip, yub nubbbbbbbbb

[–]BrockRockswell 23 points24 points ago

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Prepare your anus

[–]rmd235 -3 points-2 points ago

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Came here for this.

[–]PostsInceptionButton 10 points11 points ago

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I came because of this.

[–]Hjortur95 0 points1 point ago

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link?

[–]FunWithTinEye 0 points1 point ago

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Here you go.

[–]TheHep 57 points58 points ago

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I just got a fear-boner

[–]Piratiko 38 points39 points ago

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Fearection.

[–]wallychamp 2 points3 points ago

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Just use Krav Maga to finish him off!

[–]gameguy285 2 points3 points ago

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damn you now i gotta watch that episode again

[–]iaminfamy 2 points3 points ago

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DO YOU EVEN KNOW KARATE!?

[–]syruppancakes 5 points6 points ago

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Worse defense mechanism ever

[–]TheHep 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't matter, had sex

[–]McLargepants 3 points4 points ago

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It was probably an anticiperection!

[–]TheHep 1 point2 points ago

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It wasn't very impressive.. more of a mehrection

[–]SmartAssX 5 points6 points ago

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Dood youre gay

[–]TheHep 8 points9 points ago

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Gay for Ewoks? Yes

[–]Noel_S_Jytemotiv 1 point2 points ago

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At least Jar Jar's unit is harmless as it's made of pixels.

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[–]TheHep 6 points7 points ago

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Story of my life.

[–]baseballbear 51 points52 points ago

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Now in cake form. http://i.imgur.com/ZWKph.jpg Was posted before as well, just cannot find the thread

[–]Sland 2 points3 points ago

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This is the greatest cake I've ever seen!

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 41 points42 points ago

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Going in dry is always an adventure, everyone should give it a try.

[–]TheHep 8 points9 points ago

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My butt hole just quivered...

[–]Strug-ga-ling 20 points21 points ago

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Nice try, but that isn't going to work this time.

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 4 points5 points ago

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Cause your mother has learned?

[–]Strug-ga-ling 11 points12 points ago

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She...she doesn't like to talk about it, but yes.

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[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 22 points23 points ago

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Heyyy you got it! Welcome to reddit.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Nice

[–]LordOfGummies 7 points8 points ago

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Yes the anal rape Ewok is a disturbing fellow.

[–]HerpingtonDerpDerp 0 points1 point ago

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Why? His weenier is probably as big as your thumb, and that's erect

[–]thatErraticguy 21 points22 points ago

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I just laughed uncontrollably for the first time today. Well done.

[–]SpamwiseGamgee 8 points9 points ago

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I don't even know what makes it so funny - I just could not stop laughing.

[–]Elohiem 2 points3 points ago

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something to do with it DRIY

[–]Elohiem 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you, I'm glad I'm not the only one who laughed really hard at this.

[–]stoltesawa 5 points6 points ago

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Things I considered doing after seeing this post:

  • downvoting it
  • crying at my workstation
  • making a reference to "bristling pubes"
  • never having sex again

[–]ImmortalWarrior 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe you shouldn't go to 4chan then.

[–]konblivion 18 points19 points ago

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not as good as the original http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/758/Rape-Ewok-PREPARE-YOUR-ANUS.jpg

[–]yabba_dabba_doo 22 points23 points ago

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I'm going to have to disagree. The original is much too explicit.

[–]PetyrBaelish 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah the implication is much funnier here

[–]AanonymousS 11 points12 points ago

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isn't this old ?

[–]InterwebCeleb 9 points10 points ago

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As dirt.

[–]Thumpersoup 13 points14 points ago

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As the Forest Moon of Endor.

[–]basec0m 2 points3 points ago

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Those little plastic eyes can see through my clothes... my bones... my soul

[–]Macandme 5 points6 points ago

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This is a repost I will always upvote. No matter how many times I see it

[–]liberal_texan 5 points6 points ago

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What about as a comment?

[–]Macandme 1 point2 points ago

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Eh, still yes

[–]colourmeblue 2 points3 points ago

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I actually shuddered at this. The creepy picture, the caption...just...no.

[–]puravida1024 4 points5 points ago

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FUCK! Last time I saw this I couldn't go down the street without laughing uncontrollably for seemingly no reason to the many people around me. Now it's happening all over again.

[–]josepheatsbrains 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[–]travis518 1 point2 points ago

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New Advice Animal? Wicked Wicket?

[–]snowman6251 1 point2 points ago

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I'm literally in tears. I'm so glad I'm not viewing this at work.

[–]Filberto 0 points1 point ago

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Same here. I laughed myself silly for at least five minutes. Tears.

[–]mrhthepie 1 point2 points ago

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I know right. People need to learn that there's a fucking apostrophe in "I'm". I'll never sleep soundly again.

[–]TheHolyFerret 2 points3 points ago

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Just realized why Rainbow Randolph uses "pillow biter" as a homosexual epithet in Death to Smoochy.

[–]2parties1cup 4 points5 points ago

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you have a very low threshold for disturbing, dont you? [NSFW]

[–]bitcheslovedroids 3 points4 points ago

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Eh I've seen worse

[–]Ronne 0 points1 point ago

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great tits though

[–]Lythysis 1 point2 points ago

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Most disturbing thing ALL day? Off to spacedicks!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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why not just go to /b/?

[–]Lythysis 0 points1 point ago

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Because spacedicks is free of whiny 8th graders complaining about being friendzoned.

[–]CthulhuCompanionCube 1 point2 points ago

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This is more or less what George Lucas has done to my childhood.

[–]Roflkopt3r 1 point2 points ago

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I actually read that in many regions of Africa men like dry sex, sometimes including stuff like forcing their wifes to dry their vagina over a fires burning certain herbs. (The reason this was on media was because health organisations are extremely worried about it as it multiplies the risks of spreading aids)

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[–]ejg729 0 points1 point ago

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A friend of mine named his trivia team this.

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I will never get over this. Next time I watch star wars....

[–]a300zx4pak 0 points1 point ago

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i could feel the pain just reading this

[–]lettersofgod 0 points1 point ago

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Goosebumps

[–]HBKidJr 0 points1 point ago

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Well I won't ever be going into that movie the same way again...thanks for that..

[–]iamhusband 0 points1 point ago

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The most disturbing thing I have seen one year ago.

[–]weasel101025 -1 points0 points ago

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Good for you internet hipster, some of us haven't seen it until now

[–]iamhusband 0 points1 point ago

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I refuse to believe you've been on Reddit 4 months and have not seen this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You must be having a fairly good day.

[–]Mikulak25 0 points1 point ago

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Obligatory "That's enough internet for one day" comment.

[–]mikeajblack 0 points1 point ago

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Have to upvote anything that made me laugh that much!

[–]Sandvicheater 0 points1 point ago

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The force is gonna have to be very strong for this lil ewok.

[–]firstpointbu 0 points1 point ago

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Bwahahaaaahahaa!

[–]Alienkid 0 points1 point ago

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That rainbow clown looking gay thing that says prepare your anus was the most disturbing thing related to the original picture

[–]Zukas 0 points1 point ago

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You mean it's not supposed to be dry?

[–]booksandpowertools 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE

[–]Mardobolo 0 points1 point ago

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Bite the pillow, daddy's moving up a floor

[–]pibroch 0 points1 point ago

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Not accurate, as the Ewoks have eyelids now.

Also, going in dry hurts both parties equally.

[–]smashedsaturn 0 points1 point ago

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scarry

[–]NessunAbilita 0 points1 point ago

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Comment just to save this. I'm in tears this is so funny. Time to change my Depends

[–]Noel_S_Jytemotiv 0 points1 point ago

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ew, EWWWWWW!

[–]zippyx 0 points1 point ago

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More painful than dry?

Fucking trying to hold in your laugher for a 40 minute philosophy class. Now it just seems like I'm laughing at social morality. Ohhhh my word I'm in so much pain right now.

[–]cranphi 0 points1 point ago

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Full. Body. Shiver.

[–]Bongpig 0 points1 point ago

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With everything going on in the world, this is the most disturbing thing to you?

[–]Gladwraplol 0 points1 point ago

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I'm crying!

[–]gorrillajesus 0 points1 point ago

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If I had a dollar for everytime I've heard that.

[–]bearsaremean 0 points1 point ago

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you must be new to the internet if this is the most disturbing thing you've seen all day

[–]gountaa -1 points0 points ago

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My childhood just died.

[–]scuwiffpixi -1 points0 points ago

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This made me laugh out loud as the only person I have ever heard use this expression is my best mate/boss. Glad to find out he isn't the only one who uses it! I'm going to show him this tomorrow when I get to work, I have a feeling I will be printing it out and it will be going up on our wall in our tattoo studio. THANK YOU!!!!

[–]ssdu3 -1 points0 points ago

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666 upvotes right now.... da fuq have I clicked on?

[–]iwillthinkaboutit -1 points0 points ago

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I'm portuguese so this all i can think about

[–]astrograph -2 points-1 points ago

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is he talking about sex??

[–]wizang 1 point2 points ago

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No.

[–]YOUR-UNCLE -1 points0 points ago

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I was planning on watching Return of The Jedi tonight. But now...I'm not sure...

[–]slaminsammy -1 points0 points ago

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Wow. Reddit has been extra awesome today! Thank you!

[–]Kryptuneyet -1 points0 points ago

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I cried.

[–]Chemical_Smile -1 points0 points ago

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why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why.

Now no sleep tonight :(

[–]saltingthatsnail -2 points-1 points ago

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Laughed for a few minutes straight. His face makes the caption work.

[–]Immediate_Gob -2 points-1 points ago

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COME ON!

[–]zulway -2 points-1 points ago

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Nope. /r/ewokheadsonpoles

[–]saucepanicus -2 points-1 points ago

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Yiff in Hell.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Wow i saw this a few days ago, i was going to post it but i didn't want cheap karma

[–]BritPryde -3 points-2 points ago

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Shit myself laughing when I saw it way back when, just shit myself laughing again.

...Don't tag me as "Shits at Ewoks", please.

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[–]ImmortalWarrior 2 points3 points ago

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Not nsfw at all, "Dude".

[–]smekluder -1 points0 points ago

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Doesn't matter had sex.

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