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[–]ScaperBen 102 points103 points ago

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Now there's quality comedy

[–]flibitboat 55 points56 points ago

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Yes yes yes. I actually remember the first time seeing this and my friends mom literally pissed her pants. It was ridiculous

[–]emeraldheart 42 points43 points ago

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Literally?

[–]alostsoldier 173 points174 points ago

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Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus.

[–]Flogg186 16 points17 points ago

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maybe she liz'd

[–]SkyeFire 2 points3 points ago

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Alright, time to go to sleep. That's enough reddit for today.

[–]flibitboat 16 points17 points ago

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She indisputably pissed her pants

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Crotch stain?

[–]flibitboat 3 points4 points ago

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But of course!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]str8shooter -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]flibitboat 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck you gravy robbers

[–]uptwolait 7 points8 points ago

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I like how he keeps looking back when in reverse, to make sure he doesn't back into something/somebody.

Safety first!

[–][deleted] 145 points146 points ago

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not enough people reference this

[–]oofgeg 54 points55 points ago

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I call parking situations like this an "Austin Powers Parking Spot" and sometimes people know what I mean.

[–]chaos_is_me 64 points65 points ago

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I like to use it as a verb. "I had to Austin Powers my way out of that spot.

[–]forum1388 14 points15 points ago

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Yep that's how I've used it too. Though unfortunatley when i tried using it with some friends a few months ago no one got it and i had to explain the referance.

Nothing ruins comedy more effectivly than explaining the joke.

And nothing ruins a perfect comedic referance like time.

[–]Dracius 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure his movie coined the phrase quite well. I often find myself using it frequently in video games as I tend to get vehicles stuck in situations that require Austin Powering my way out of.

[–]Cynepkokc 1 point2 points ago

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I refer to anyone taking forever to pull out of a parking spot in reverse an "Austin Powers" aswell.

[–]Shmuffalo 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah.. the thing is, it could very easily refer to pulling out a dick pump. Granted, it's unlikely you had to dick pump your way out of a spot, but still a possibility. For instance, a good friend of mine recently had his penis stuck in a jacuzzi jet. The only way to get his little member out was to pump it so pressure would build and eventually pop out. We all said, "He had to Austin Powers his way out of that spot."

Just an educational, but cautionary story.

[–]timrobbins 25 points26 points ago

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I generally call it the "Austin Powers' 32-point turn".

[–]aoeu00 12 points13 points ago

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"odd" math complainer: that's not possible sir!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Gah! I'm trying to work out in my head why that doesn't work. But in my head he's stuck between the walls. And he's not moving. I can't visualise this because the imaginary guy in my head driving the imaginary car is trapped between imaginary walls.

Christ!

[–]StankyMung 8 points9 points ago

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Doing a 180 degree turn needs to have an odd number of points, otherwise you will end up going in reverse.

Exiting a parking spot can be done with any number of movements, as you can start your exit going either forward or backward.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Oh I know. It makes sense. But I just can't see it in my head. He's still stuck between the goddamn walls.

Hey! Imaginary guy! Stop and get out and turn it arou...

He's not listening. Keeps bashing away at it

[–]biurb 6 points7 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]FuriousBanana -5 points-4 points ago

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It's only turning 90 degrees, therefore it can be even. Only a 180 degree turn would need an odd amount.

[–]gojirra 4 points5 points ago

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I reference this and then when I remind them of the scene, they are like "meh, that scene wasn't funny." And I'm like "WTF IT WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOMENTS IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY!"

[–]salmanj1 -2 points-1 points ago

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OMG UR TOTALLY RIGHT! I completely agree with your statement, it is a valid observation on your part, kudos to you Sir/Maam/Monster!

[–]nolongerilurk 4 points5 points ago*

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Me too! There have been at least 3 or 4 times when I've called "Austin Powers" on a shitty parking job and everyone got it.

[–]Pop_Off 2 points3 points ago

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Times.

[–]nolongerilurk 0 points1 point ago

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Mother of God... I didn't... Must fix now...

[–]jerwil 0 points1 point ago

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I call it "Austin Powers Style" when I have to do more than a 3 point turn. My friends know what I'm talking about.

[–]ReadyToRage 7 points8 points ago

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When I took my drivers test, I failed the parallel parking horribly. I did the motions right, I just wasn't in the space far enough and knew, but didn't know how to fix it. When I got done my instructor asked if I had ever seen Austin Powers. It made failing a little bit funnier.

[–]poopfeast 4 points5 points ago

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every time i have to turn around in my driveway i think of this

[–]moogle516 2 points3 points ago

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Can't really think of may instances this picture would be applicable.

[–]Rejexted 4 points5 points ago

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Like, uh, when you're trying to uh do that...stuff

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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maybe not to that extreme but I have been in this situation more times than you would think possible golf carts and four wheelers

[–]Humpy1988 19 points20 points ago

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Let me get you some Oraaanngeeee Sheerrrbbeeerrrrrttt

[–]hiwhatsupnothing 28 points29 points ago

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He's never going to get out! It never endsssssssss!

[–]leon945 8 points9 points ago

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i was thinking the same thing.. i kinda feel sorry for the guy

[–]specialk16 17 points18 points ago

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I'm learning how to drive and this is making me feel incredibly anxious.

[–]thalescosta 5 points6 points ago

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It's not like that. Don't worry, I had the same feeling when I was learning.

[–]Eclipsado 5 points6 points ago

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I hope you are right.

[–]Faaaabulous 15 points16 points ago

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Yeah, usually the car explodes after 3 tries.

[–]Neebat 4 points5 points ago

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Man, I've seen that happen so many times. Bump the car in front of you once or twice, and you might be ok, but you don't know where that car's been before. If it's already been bumped twice, BOOM, you're staring at a pile of smoking wreckage, wishing you'd listened closer to your driver's ed instructor.

[–]StankyMung 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry about parking and that stuff. Just worry about not crashing into anything. Thanks.

[–]dreamin_in_space -1 points0 points ago

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Hehe. Relevant username

[–]Sierus 21 points22 points ago

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Banging up against a wall? Sounds like a groovy Tuesday to me.

[–]Movie_Quote_Comment 7 points8 points ago

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Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.

[–]gagagita 4 points5 points ago

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NO....you crazy Dutch bastard.

[–]Movie_Quote_Comment 0 points1 point ago

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I am from Holland. Isn't that vierd? Yesh!

[–]TurdFurgoson 13 points14 points ago

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[–]be_mindful 10 points11 points ago

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damn that movie was funny. i wish the sequels, which i did enjoy, didn't crumble into a circlejerk of stale Mike Myer's bits. the first one was brilliant.

[–]TheBostonStrangler 14 points15 points ago

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MOLE! moley moley moley moley

[–]Craigellachie 12 points13 points ago

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MOLE. Bloody MOLE. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacaMOLEy.

[–]Silverswimmer 12 points13 points ago

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When they made this movie how did they get that there?

[–]epiiplus1 23 points24 points ago

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probably either tipped it from its front end over or with a forklift from where the camera. or it is a set, and a wall was put there after the car.

[–]be_mindful 15 points16 points ago

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probably a forklift.

[–]baunce 7 points8 points ago

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It might help if you turned the wheel...

[–]Legoandsprit 9 points10 points ago

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Not in the situation he's in.

[–]nolongerilurk 2 points3 points ago

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I love how when someone says austin powers in that situation, everyone knows what they're talking about .

[–]SavannaBanana 2 points3 points ago

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My sister and I always refer to getting out of a tight parking spot as "having to pull an Austin Powers." Seeing this was great, it made me laugh. Thanks! :D

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Thats randy baby, YEAHHH!

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 1 point2 points ago

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My god... I haven't seen this in forever... now I have to find it and watch it tonight....

[–]Pelleas 1 point2 points ago

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That is the single most frustrating .gif I've ever seen. I can't even put the magnitude of my frustration into words.

[–]bsonk 1 point2 points ago

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I never understood how he got out of there.

[–]mtndewhero 1 point2 points ago

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So think about this for a second.. how did they get the cart there in the first place? The walls look real and not fake studio walls, and there is no way they can lift and turn it because the gap is too small..

[–]mddubbs 1 point2 points ago

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I can't believe I watched that entire gif but watching him finally get out was oh so satisfying.

[–]deadgingrwalkng 1 point2 points ago

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Every morning in Philadelphia

[–]Irishfury86 3 points4 points ago

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This could definitely be posted over in /r/washingtondc

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[–]Irishfury86 -1 points0 points ago

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Happens to me every morning when I try to get out of my space in McClean Gardens in Tenleytown.

[–]kyu87 14 points15 points ago

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I just spent 5 minutes watching this, seeing if he'd get out, then I realized it was a gif...

[–]gojirra 80 points81 points ago

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No you didn't.

[–]DOWNVOTEDBITCH 43 points44 points ago

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I hate how loosely people use "5 minutes", "10 minutes" etc, when it was probably closer to 20 or 30 seconds at most.

If you had to watch that for 5 minutes before realizing it loops, you are probably clinically retarded.

A minute is way longer than people give credit for. Heck, even a second is longer than a lot of people think

[–]mvalliere 3 points4 points ago

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If you had to watch that for 5 minutes before realizing it loops, you are probably clinically retarded.

this cracked me up, I don't know why...

[–]hexabyte 1 point2 points ago

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Yes you do.

[–]Depersonalization 8 points9 points ago

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Figurative language makes me rage so hard that my brain explodes.

[–]BrowsOfSteel 2 points3 points ago

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Figurative language makes me rage so hard that my brain literally explodes.

FTFY

[–]rawcaret 1 point2 points ago

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That was a funny scene in a movie!

[–]masterbraetek 0 points1 point ago

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I recently had to figure out how to work a fork lift in a relatively small walk in refrigerator at 2 in the the morning and came very close to pinning myself at the collar bone to the wall by reversing the damn dirty contraption too rapidly.

[–]captainawesome7 0 points1 point ago

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I watched this for like a minute watching his progress... Then I realized it's a loop.

[–]opiumunknown 0 points1 point ago

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i love it when emitters use unlit materials. looks so... natural.

[–]mvduin 0 points1 point ago

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My car doesn't have power steering. If it's parallel parked and you come up too close, it's gonna take me about 30 shifts.

[–]Swiveldick 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that expected this to be the car that was frozen yesterday and some guy with a pick-axe chiseling it out of his spot?

[–]me_me_me_me_me_ 0 points1 point ago

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Oh if they would only make flying cars a reality...

[–]samanthalockard 0 points1 point ago

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Oh no!! What happened?

[–]not_an_option 0 points1 point ago

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Does he get out?

[–]messah 0 points1 point ago

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I hate this sequence, always reminds me of Alpha Dog, when Justin comes to get the kid and tried to get him to runaway. The kid is just sitting there happily watching Austin Powers, not realizing what's about to happend. :(

[–]Tom_Cruisifix 0 points1 point ago

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This was without doubt one of the funniest scenes I've ever had the pleasure of watching, and I, like many on this thread, also use it as a verb. "where are you man?" "I'm fuckin busy Austin Powersing my way out of this fuckin spot!"

[–]askfapcount 0 points1 point ago

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How often you fap ?

[–]gehacktes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]linds360 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I was late to work one day last year.

[–]muteddin 0 points1 point ago

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Upvotes for you!

[–]CarpeCervisia 0 points1 point ago

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THIS. Every morning. AGGHh

[–]Frack-Star 0 points1 point ago

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Death Bed: The bed that eats people!

[–]evilspoons 0 points1 point ago

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That's what it's like getting out of my spot every morning. And in to every spot between two cars.

Buying a car with a 42.7 foot steering circle and then moving to a place with underground parking was a great idea. I love my car, but sometimes... haha.

(Trivia fans, that's the same turning circle as a full-sized Chevy Suburban! I drive a midsize sedan!)

[–]CitizenPremier 0 points1 point ago

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This is what it's like waiting for a parking space at 99 Ranch.

[–]thegivenday 0 points1 point ago

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[–]arch1e 0 points1 point ago

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If you watch for long enough, he gets out of the spot

[–]emcb1230 0 points1 point ago

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I always laugh when he thinks he's going backwards but actually goes forward. Classic.

[–]wolfmann 0 points1 point ago

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did anyone else notice the TF symbol on the wall?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Was anybody else waiting for him to turn all the way around?

[–]Seasofhighfinance 0 points1 point ago

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I just saw those movies again last weekend! My god, they are awesome :)

[–]enjoylol 0 points1 point ago

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STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAWWWAHHHHHAHHRRRARRR

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLlUgilKqms

[–]tenaciousxtiff 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this so much BUT IT STILL MAKES ME LAUGH hysterically.

[–]ldawg092498 0 points1 point ago

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That awesome moment when you don't have to wait for the .gif to load to know what he's talking about

[–]BrynHavoc 0 points1 point ago

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Last time I went to the dispensary, some random guy parallel parked for me, but when I got back to my car I was like "fuuuuck" I can't get out. It took me like 10 minutes. And I'm pretty sure some girl waiting in her car filmed me.

[–]jdeluxh 0 points1 point ago

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If you watch long enough, he gets out.

[–]Kickenwang 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting fact: If you watch this gif for long enough he eventually gets out

[–]De1Shiznit 0 points1 point ago

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I feel horrible asking, but this scene is off of the 2nd movie correct?

[–]no_springs 0 points1 point ago

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That type of situation is when I'm happy to drive an old piece of shit car. Park me in, assholes. Let the games begin.

[–]xLowDown 0 points1 point ago

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I got a mini-panic attack looking at this.

[–]bigkajamma 0 points1 point ago

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Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

[–]ToyKar 0 points1 point ago

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Classic

[–]lionheartednyhc 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it. Came expecting Kramer.

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

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we've all had these moments

[–]DocHoldiay -1 points0 points ago

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This is a famous school prank from the 80's. They had to use a crane to get it out.

[–]bunnknz -3 points-2 points ago

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Why have I been watching this and laughing for an hour non-stop?

[–]IncorrectMemeChoice 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up have you.

[–]TheBostonStrangler 0 points1 point ago

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an hour? why don't you come into this dark alley with me...