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[–]alm16h7y1 9 points10 points ago

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Saw this on Reddit, then on Facebook, now back on Reddit. Maybe I should go outside.

[–]FreeDirt 2 points3 points ago

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Or at least go on another website, but I assume it'll go something like this for the both of us:

"Reddit is annoying, there are too many reposts" closes browser

...five minutes later...

"...I wonder what is on Reddit..."

[–]alm16h7y1 3 points4 points ago

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There's always a chance there will be something different in the Reddit refrigerator.

[–]RemarkableAnimalFact 3 points4 points ago

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A horse weighing 1,200 lbs eats approximately seven times it's own weight in a year. That amounts to almost 8,400 lbs of food. Wow! What an appetite!

[–]alm16h7y1 4 points5 points ago

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See? My point exactly. If I had not come back, I may have missed this and could have been forever ignorant of this fact.

[–]WoAProximity 2 points3 points ago

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....well, that WAS quite remarkable

[–]irishhende 3 points4 points ago

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What an ass.

[–]carl84 2 points3 points ago

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You must have some brass cojones to put a pair of pants on a kicking machine like that.

[–]sandykumquat 1 point2 points ago

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Mike Rowe?

[–]Bibliotekaris 1 point2 points ago

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Philmont?

[–]Stuartluart 1 point2 points ago

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I don't care if it's a repost, it's hilarious every time

[–]zgf2022 1 point2 points ago

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This immigrant situation is getting out of hand.

[–]SirAuron 1 point2 points ago

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"George, stop eating the blueprints. George!!"

[–]KnavishSprite 1 point2 points ago

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He's the architect's ass-istant.

[–]NaturalDeity 0 points1 point ago

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Seen this on reddit not once, not twice, but three times. I need sleep.

[–]yuurei 0 points1 point ago

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Sums up a typical workday for me.

[–]morto00x 0 points1 point ago

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Federal Public Works at work

[–]awkwardtheory 0 points1 point ago

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...how did they get pants on that ass?

[–]LemonTurtle 0 points1 point ago

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Of course it has no idea what its doing! He is wearing the shoes where its hands would be.

[–]WilliamRagerKennedy 0 points1 point ago

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Poor Eeyore...

[–]Eazye91 0 points1 point ago

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Pro tip, don't put the punchline in the title.

[–]InfamyDeferred 0 points1 point ago

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...Maybe you should just let Applebloom build it, AJ.

[–]Bluntmasta2pac 0 points1 point ago

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What an ass

[–]The_Grebol 0 points1 point ago

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And i thought my boss was an ass...

[–]beeleighve 0 points1 point ago

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What a dumb ass!

[–]PoisonSnow 0 points1 point ago

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What an ass...

[–]zodar 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this same animal with a washbasin on its head, trying to fight windmills

[–]gbgftw 0 points1 point ago

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Dat ass.

[–]KyleMC 0 points1 point ago

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[–]tylonrobinson 0 points1 point ago*

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Good thing he wore his adid-ass.

[–]beardquake 0 points1 point ago

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He's really making a donkey of himself

[–]linds360 0 points1 point ago

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Punchline in the title.

Don't do it.

[–]MrBae 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the fucking punchline?

[–]NoNotHimAgain 0 points1 point ago

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Hey look! A contractor!