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[–]Strug-ga-ling 183 points184 points ago*

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"{Cute kitten STOP Novelty outfit STOP Caption reading: 'What's Delaying My Dinner' STOP} George, get this to the press, I think we're got something here, my boy!"

"Uh sir..."

"Yes?"

"Why don't we spell "my" "M-A-I?"

"George, you clever bastard, you've done it again!"

~~~~~~~ THE NEXT DAY ~~~~~~~~

ADORABLE FELINE CAPTIVATES NATION

ANTHROPROMORPHIC ATTIRE ADDS APPEAL TO ANOMALOUS AMOROUS ANIMAL

(Edit: bold changes afoot. Shout to TehRedBaron.)

[–]Machinax 18 points19 points ago

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You get 10,000 upvotes for the alliteration.

[–]TehRedBaron 13 points14 points ago

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For double score, change "manlike" to "anthropomorphic"!

[–]Machinax 1 point2 points ago

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We'd need to get the "To" out of there.

[–]Longerhin 4 points5 points ago

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No, it's symetric: AAATAAA

[–]Machinax 1 point2 points ago

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AAATAAACK!

[–]MoarVespenegas 3 points4 points ago

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Add appeal in there.
I don't know, just put it anywhere.

[–]Machinax 0 points1 point ago

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That's what she said!

[–]lolbifrons 2 points3 points ago

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s/ADDS TO/ACCENTUATES

[–]Strug-ga-ling 1 point2 points ago

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Done and done. Please, share my karma.

[–]Machinax 0 points1 point ago

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You're a beautiful man.

[–]sdonnervt 2 points3 points ago

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assonance*

[–]unknownsoldierx 3 points4 points ago

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I read that in the voice of Cave Johnson.

[–]CoolguyThePirate 7 points8 points ago

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J. Jonah Jameson would be more relevant I think. Same voice though.

[–]hazbaz 11 points12 points ago

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"Parker! Stop giving me these damn Spider-man pictures! I need cats, man, CATS!"

[–]Strug-ga-ling 0 points1 point ago

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I had that in mind too.

[–]Matt92HUN 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was gonna be a quick-meme transcriber bot.

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[–]Strug-ga-ling 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry about that buddy ;)

[–]Keyserchief 103 points104 points ago

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SIR,

I am of the opinion that there have been PREVIOUS ITERATIONS of this image in this publication. Furthermore I label you a NE'ER-DO-WELL and a HARLOT FOR KARMAIC POINTS.

Yours, The Hon. Keyserchief, Esq.

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 10 points11 points ago

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At the risk of seeming impertinent, perhaps the Honorable Gentlemen is confusing aforementioned image with one of a similar vintage but with the caption "I can hath Cheezburger?"

[–]i_shit_unicorns 3 points4 points ago

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Might I suggest you frequent /r/proper?

[–]grayfoxjls 0 points1 point ago

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[–]joetheschmoe4000 64 points65 points ago

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There's an all-caps white caption at the bottom. This may just be the world's first meme.

[–]Dohr 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Sindragon 16 points17 points ago

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I wish to upvote this submission. Could you supply the address to which I should send a postcard?

[–]monopecez 8 points9 points ago

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first macro image

[–]quixar 3 points4 points ago

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Thank you! I don't know why everyone has recently started calling them memes. Overall it a meme to post image macros. Get off my lawn, people!

[–]jmo420 0 points1 point ago

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Melvin.jpg

[–]BecomingX 5 points6 points ago

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Top Post on Reddit, circa 2011

[–]Dynamite_Noir 1 point2 points ago

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Top Post on Reddit, Circa every single point in humanities domesticated relationship with cats.

[–]Daniel022 32 points33 points ago*

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I think it's the caption that does it

[–]Robotlolz 3 points4 points ago

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Totally. What is delaying my dinner? Pure gold!

[–]frickindeal 1 point2 points ago

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Quite.

[–]monopixel 1 point2 points ago

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orly?

[–]Ooboga 9 points10 points ago

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It cannot be the caption. It isn´t funny, the cat is clearly starving.

[–]kyrodes 1 point2 points ago

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In the past they were even slimmer. Like us.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Dude, you should x-post this in /r/RedditThroughHistory.

[–]Hellzapoppin 2 points3 points ago

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You crosspost it, I'll upvote, and if anybody asks I'll tell them you genuinely thought the crosspost was relevant to their interests and merely wanted to share the mirth.

Well, what you waiting for?

[–]LovesJapooties 1 point2 points ago

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One does not simply crosspost.

[–]zeusakatkm 9 points10 points ago

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To the front page with ye.

[–]Bladle 13 points14 points ago

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With the what ?

[–]SamwiseIAm 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Fauster 1 point2 points ago

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The first post of this pic was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to the hivemind now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being. Thus, we redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of our nature. However, reddit was again frustrated by failure. We have since come to understand that the answer eluded us because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive dinner cat post, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If kn0thing is the father of reddit, dinner cat would undoubtedly be its mother.

[–]SisRob 0 points1 point ago

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Browsing those posts, I can't believe it got so few points! Proves, that good content sometimes needs to be reposted ten times to get deserved attention...

[–]Daniel022 -1 points0 points ago

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Yea, but this one is cooler.

[–]lovelyess 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MelisSassenach 1 point2 points ago

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Repost. Saw this shit in 1900.

[–]archeantus1988 5 points6 points ago

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Determined or not, that cat is long dead.

[–]tariqk 4 points5 points ago

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[–]notacute 2 points3 points ago*

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Waiting for the image to load, I thought "Please be an old-timey kitty. Please be an old-timey kitty."

Post did not disappoint.

[–]zombiedix 2 points3 points ago

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Words cannot describe how idiotic I felt at being amazed that reddit was around in 1900 -___-

[–]Newt29er 5 points6 points ago

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Repost.

[–]maz-o 4 points5 points ago

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This was actually reposted in 1901 for the first time.

[–]HipsterHedgehog 0 points1 point ago

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See? We're not crazy. People took pictures of cats before the internet too!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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People were crazy before the internet, aswell.

[–]kyrodes 1 point2 points ago

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Cats haz cheezburger before internet, either.

[–]lordeddardstark 2 points3 points ago

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That's a dead cat propped up to look like it was alive

[–]Daniel022 3 points4 points ago

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No way dude. She's looking for dinner.

[–]tariqk 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted. Here’s the reason why.

(search for “first LOLcat”), and read on from there.

[–]ajackknifetoaswan -1 points0 points ago

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truth...and who the fuck would do that, just to take a picture?

[–]Spiderbeard 0 points1 point ago

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Dance, darling, dance!

[–]ios_k 0 points1 point ago

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It needs more bacon.

[–]PyroSign 0 points1 point ago

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It needs more bacon tuna.

Fixed.

[–]digitalpencil 0 points1 point ago

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that's it, pack it up folks, we've officially become digg.

[–]faultydesign 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, reddit was better back then.

[–]victor-klemperer 0 points1 point ago

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hipster redditor: was on reddit - before the internet existed.

[–]Somali_Pir8 0 points1 point ago

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Were you the guy who has multiple post that were massively downvoted?

[–]NicotineReed 0 points1 point ago

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Good show old boy!

[–]tryshapepper 0 points1 point ago

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I can only imagine how funny they thought of this back then.

[–]pegasus_x 0 points1 point ago

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Those kittens are QUITE controversial! (Read in the voice of Julia Child)

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

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Those kittens are QUITE 
controversial! (Read in the 
voice of Julia Child)

[–]Rates_Your_Post 0 points1 point ago

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7/10

[–]Wolfosaurus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]l1nk1npark 0 points1 point ago

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1000th upvote. My life is complete.

[–]khdutton 0 points1 point ago

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I am tossing myself upon the ground in hysterics to the point that I fear my posterior will detach itself from me!

[–]bloed 0 points1 point ago

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This cat is surely dead by now :( So is the dog from Air Bud.

[–]gstefanl 0 points1 point ago

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There are many others cat funny pics!

[–]source_code 0 points1 point ago

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Foar suppar i-are-uh want a pawty plataahhhh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is fake. I'm pretty certain the internet wasn't invented until at least 1920.

[–]JohnJohnMcLovin 0 points1 point ago

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Whats delaying my dinner?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My friend knows that cat, he was there.

[–]KiLLaKRaGGy 0 points1 point ago

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I first read "1990" and thought "stupid kids that was only 10 years ago..."

[–]cjb12006 0 points1 point ago

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nothing changes

[–]12288 0 points1 point ago

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GET IT? BECAUSE THE 90S WERE 20 YEARS AGO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO #2000SKIDDERP

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

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Cat Fact: Cat's have been adorable since the beginning of time.

[–]xombiemaster 0 points1 point ago

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Want to have your day ruined?

That cat was likely dead when that picture was taken

[–]docod44 0 points1 point ago

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Back when reddit was a corkboard in the city square

[–]DaBoel 0 points1 point ago

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insert smart and funny comment here

[–]quarking 0 points1 point ago

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first macro image

[–]ChadwickHenryWard 0 points1 point ago

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Old.

[–]JaseAndrews 0 points1 point ago

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That cat is dead now.

:(

[–]WestboundPachyderm 0 points1 point ago

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Pfft, everyone knows that the Internet was invented before cats were. C'mon!

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

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This might come as a shock to some people, but cats have been popular for like 10,000 years.

[–]gburnaman 0 points1 point ago

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I really had no idea what everyone meant when they talked about reddits love for cats until I started using reddit on my Android. Then I remembered r/aww because it's a default r/.

[–]Westykins 0 points1 point ago

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Someone that's not lazy should make a "what reddit was like in the 1900s" and create a makeshift front page :P

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I swear that something like this has already been done, but a .5 millisecond search on my part didn't bring it up...maybe some kind soul will find it.

[–]unfortunatejordan 4 points5 points ago

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Indeed, I Have Read It.

Wasn't by me, not sure who the original artist is.

Also, the photo from this submission is already on here.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And that, my friend, is the road to upvotes.

applausegifweallseetoomuchof.gif

[–]CherryVimto 0 points1 point ago

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There would be a card you could pick up from your local post office. It had a tick box for 'Up' and another for 'Down' with a space underneath to describe what you were voting on.

Now the important thing was I had an onion on my belt...

[–]ihavetoomanylogins -4 points-3 points ago

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Repost??

[–]lillesvin 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. 10th time it's posted --- 4th on /r/funny --- as far as I can tell.

[–]ihavetoomanylogins 0 points1 point ago

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...i was joking chill, it says circa 1900, but dont worry, i was prepared for people to not get that i was joking, the "??" was supposed to help, but alas you took it the wrong way anyhow

[–]Daniel022 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, it's not a dog that looks like a furry wiener.

[–]nostrotep -2 points-1 points ago

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Tis a repost my friend.

[–]Travis-Touchdown -5 points-4 points ago

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Who cares?

[–]ihavetoomanylogins -1 points0 points ago

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...it was kinda a joke, since its circa 1900... then it was originally posted then... man reddit is touchy about reposts, i dont even care anymore

[–]ihavetoomanylogins -1 points0 points ago

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OMG!!! you are like SO right!! I cant believe i let that stick stay up my ass for so long. Hows yours? Is it up there good?

[–]Travis-Touchdown 0 points1 point ago*

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Two replies to my one post?

You sure that stick's out, you seem pretty butthurt.

[–]ihavetoomanylogins 0 points1 point ago

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...chuck testa

[–]TheDudeFromOther -1 points0 points ago

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What's delaying your dinner, indeed!

[–]RodneyDangerfuck -1 points0 points ago

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This is the creepiest thing I've seen on the internet in awhile... and I don't exactly know why? Perhaps the age and it's similarity to now... either way, I got the shibby jibbies

[–]genupb -2 points-1 points ago

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MA! THE MEATLOAF!!

[–]Travis-Touchdown -1 points0 points ago

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This was actually part of a larger collection, which was a 1900 style Reddit "newspaper"

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Reddit

No, Fuck that.

[–]takinter -2 points-1 points ago

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Cheezburgers for dinner.

[–]mubuddy -3 points-2 points ago

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stop with the cats... geez

[–]like_a_sloth -1 points0 points ago

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and for the briefest moment I wondered what the top post on reddit actually was in 1900