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[–]littlecatalyst 71 points72 points ago*

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Pretty positive that's Barefoot Bill at Chamber of Horrors haunted house in Atlanta. I work at a rival haunted house. EDIT: http://www.facebook.com/barefootbill EDIT II: http://www.flickr.com/photos/cohatl/5980508816/in/photostream/

[–]pommek 12 points13 points ago

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solved - thanks, I feel better knowing bloody crazed speedo guy isn't really out there.

[–]InvalidWhistle 2 points3 points ago

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Oh no, he's out there. This just isn't him!

[–]bpoag 7 points8 points ago

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Yup. Same shit in the background.

[–]monstereddit 7 points8 points ago

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don't forget the same EVERYTHING ELSE also

[–]Bitter_Idealist 2 points3 points ago

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But why is the guy holding the other guy's penis?

[–]littlecatalyst 1 point2 points ago

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What other guy? The actor giving the thumbs up is in a rig that has fake hips and legs.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 2 points3 points ago

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The guy giving the thumbs up has a grip on a penis with his other hand.

[–]jaklbox 1 point2 points ago

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ah, that clears it up. Fake legs, then a real person stands up/lays through the table creating the effect.

thanks!

[–]WilliamGandalfHearst 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man, I went to a haunted house in Atlanta a few years back (don't think it was Chamber of Horrors) stoned out of my gourd. I thought all the monsters jumping out to scare me were hilarious. I tried to get them to break character by lifting my shirt and rubbing my nips all sexy like (I'm a dude). Impressively enough, none of them went off script. Of course, most had on masks. Good times.

[–]Felonia 0 points1 point ago

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I feel a lot better now :] Thank you, kind stranger.

[–]AlbertAugust 116 points117 points ago

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You are now aware that the man in the back is clutching his penis.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 36 points37 points ago

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.....I can't believe I had to see it again just to make sure you weren't kidding. ಠ_ಠ

[–]u8eR 14 points15 points ago

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Dude, come on, stop masturbating. This isn't the appropriate time.

[–]BelleRed 1 point2 points ago

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Are you sure because it seems like you have an issue with masturbating.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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If you look again the guy in the back is standing behind/beside the table and the penis that he is holding belongs to the person laying on the table whos upper body and head we can't see.

[–]supersquirrel 9 points10 points ago

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I've seen this picture many times and have never noticed either the penis or that it is 3 people and not 2.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 7 points8 points ago

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Now we know that "supersquirrel" is not so super and can't recognize the nuts he is biologically designed to notice.

You are going to starve this winter!

[–]Tyaedalis 8 points9 points ago

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That makes me feel so much better. I thought the guy in the back was the one with missing leg matter.

[–]actusual 6 points7 points ago

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Just fuckin' cheesin' with no legs.

[–]Tyaedalis 0 points1 point ago

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There are some powerful drugs...

[–]The_McTasty 4 points5 points ago

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Woah, I've seen this picture so many times and I've always wondered why the guy with his legs all fucked up was smiling.

[–]catherineruth 16 points17 points ago

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I don't think it matters who's penis he's holding...

[–]Aviator 47 points48 points ago

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who's penis

THEN WHO WAS PENIS???

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 20 points21 points ago

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Hello, this is Balls...

[–]catherineruth 2 points3 points ago

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Winky winky, bum bum, poo poo, titty titty!!!!

[–]u8eR 32 points33 points ago

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Trust me, it matters.

[–]shreeveport_MD 1 point2 points ago

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Mind = blown

[–]ben5on 17 points18 points ago

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[–]douglasr007 10 points11 points ago

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REVERSE GIF

[–]solabayaje 9 points10 points ago

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[–]douglasr007 0 points1 point ago

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THANK YOU

[–]DCBizzle 0 points1 point ago

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I'll never get tired of seeing these two gifs following each other around.

[–]excited_by_typos 5 points6 points ago

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someone just needs to string the two together

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!

[–]Strug-ga-ling 0 points1 point ago

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I would be too, the other guy is wearing some hott undies.

[–]thereal_slimshady 146 points147 points ago

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This looks slightly NSFW

[–]Phonesringindude 172 points173 points ago

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This looks slightly NSFL

[–]MustStopMasturbating 58 points59 points ago

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Don't beat around the bush here, this is definitely NSFL.

[–]gloomdoom 10 points11 points ago

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Even if the guy in the background wasn't holding a penis, it would still be NSFW.

[–]nimrod1109 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah I didnt even notice the penis. I had to go back and check. For science of course.

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points ago

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Maybe if it was your first day on the internet.

[–]Varks 5 points6 points ago

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cue mandatory r/spacedicks reference

[–]th1nker 0 points1 point ago

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Well, before the link got deleted, it managed to find all of my remaining innocence and send it to hell. And that live animal skinning video is fucked. I can't stop thinking about being skinned alive.

[–]DigitalEvil 2 points3 points ago

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I honestly believe this fake. So then it's just good special effects.

[–]tegaychik 2 points3 points ago

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I sure hope so

[–]RagingDean 1 point2 points ago

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It's not that bad.

[–]gmnitsua 6 points7 points ago

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Guy with no legs looks like he's holding his dick.

[–]machinedramon 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe we could get a "NMS, Not mind safe" tag?

[–]grimreaperx2 46 points47 points ago

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What...the....fuck....is....going on? Someone have a story for this?

[–]Lazerbeamz 52 points53 points ago

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If I were to bet, it would be part of an attraction. For Halloween most likely. The legs look longer then they should which would mean fake legs.

[–]omni_wisdumb 21 points22 points ago

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yea thats what i thought too but.. the man is holding his dick out. Not sure if everyone else is seeing that... could be some weird ass fetish. But with that kind of blood loss ( seems over-played with it all over the walls) the man would be dead or at least not have blood pressure to hold an erection. lol either way wtf.

[–]Zoroko 6 points7 points ago

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I dont think its really his dick, it just looks like hes holding his dick.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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I dunno... zooming it, it really looks like a dick.

And now I can't say I've never zoomed in on a picture to verify a penis.

[–]The_McTasty 2 points3 points ago

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He means that it's the person's on the table's dick. The man smiling with the thumbs up seems to be a different person from the man with the fucked up legs.

[–]gristc 1 point2 points ago

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It's a dick, but it's not his dick.

[–]actusual 1 point2 points ago

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"enhance, enhance......enhance. Yep definitely dick"

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 0 points1 point ago

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The guy holding the putative dick appears to be actually standing up.

[–]omni_wisdumb 1 point2 points ago

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it definitively is a dick. real or not is up in the air. It does seem to far away from the base of his torso so i could be fake. BUT ive had 22yrs of knowing what a dick looks like, and that is one. lol

[–]TerribleMusketeer 12 points13 points ago

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Legs are longer than they should be, skin doesn't just wrap around like thin paper, there's no fatty tissue, and no tendons on the bottom of the foot. It's a very good haunted house prop. Added bonus - the fire extinguisher is perfectly clean in a blood splattered room.

[–]oksenrose 5 points6 points ago

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Those are not the background guy's legs... I think he is standing behind the table that this is laying on. The thing that is on the table... it looks like lower end of torso in black shirt and upper parts of legs in silly shorts.

[–]whetu 8 points9 points ago

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Shut up and start working on a new season already, Dexter. ಠ_ಠ

[–]BioRain 0 points1 point ago

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Well the fire extinguisher IS red, like the color of the blood. And the label on it, if you look closely, looks to have a few red spots.

[–]grimreaperx2 0 points1 point ago

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What get me is the guy without a shirt looks like hes wearing no pants. Looks like hes wearing a thong. Whatever this is these people have a fucked up imagination and total creeps. There is Halloween and then these people...I dont even...what the fuck...

[–]Waltzinblack 1 point2 points ago

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It is. I remember seeing this at least a year ago on 4chan, it's for some sort of attraction, but the details allude me.

[–]mocotazo 27 points28 points ago*

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The story is that this is actually WTF, unlike 95% of the dumb shit I've been downvoting in the wtf/new queue.

[–]buntH0LE 24 points25 points ago

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so you're the one who downvoted my sloth story

[–]thaddeusgreenhand 14 points15 points ago

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It was probably me too.

[–]beaimi 5 points6 points ago

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Thankless work, but so, so necessary.

[–]excellentlistener 2 points3 points ago

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Right, because that's what he was asking.

[–]fireinthesky7 1 point2 points ago

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It kind of looks like the guy in the back had a fasciotomy, but upon closer inspection, there's no way those are his real legs. His thighs would have to be ridiculously long, and taper to almost nothing before they hit his body.

[–]CHooTZ 1 point2 points ago

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If I remember correctly from 4chan days (which I very well might not), essentially the guy on the left was cannibalistic, and solicited the guy on the right to perform what you see in the picture. Feel free to correct me.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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No that's a different thing. If I remember right this picture is supposed to be from a Halloween horror house thing in Michigan or something. Give me a minute and I should be able to find the picture that you're referring too, unless you would rather not see it.

[–]littlecatalyst 98 points99 points ago*

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It's Chambers of Horror in Atlanta. http://www.flickr.com/photos/cohatl/5980508816/in/photostream/
EDIT: Pretty positive that's Barefoot Bill at Chamber of Horrors haunted house in Atlanta. I work at a rival haunted house.

[–]beergoggles69 12 points13 points ago

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^ This guy, this is the guy

[–]littlecatalyst 3 points4 points ago

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You're welcome!

[–]bbells 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen the original a couple times in my adventures on the interwebs but never another picture or a back story. You deserve all the upvotes for unearthing this my good man.

[–]1234blahblahblah 0 points1 point ago

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It's obviously fake so don't worry about it. Looks like the set of a b-rate gore movie.

[–]Strug-ga-ling 0 points1 point ago

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Someone have a story for this?

Germans.

[–]Felonia 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sparkey989 8 points9 points ago

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There is a bloody handprint on the wall, insta-fake.

[–]guabone 24 points25 points ago

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Dexter's retarded cousins!

[–]GuitarGuru253 5 points6 points ago

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And that was the last we saw of grandpa...

[–]PilotH 17 points18 points ago

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www.eyebleach.com

You're welcome.

[–]DirtBurglar 2 points3 points ago

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Why isn't eyebleach on the /r/WTF sidebar?

[–]Warlizard 3 points4 points ago

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Horror film?

[–]The_Painted_Man 2 points3 points ago

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... why did they need to include the penis then?

[–]Warlizard 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't actually notice the penis.

[–]The_Painted_Man 1 point2 points ago

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My wife said that exact same thing to me last night... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Warlizard 1 point2 points ago

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Ouch.

Probably something she didn't say...

[–]atomicwaffleFTW 17 points18 points ago

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Now this is good WTF stuff

[–]Breaking_Beard 5 points6 points ago

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definitely rootsy.

[–]Nolanoscopy 32 points33 points ago

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Just to clear up any confusion--every time this gets reposted (which is a lot, in case you're not aware), I ask if it's real or not and get swarmed with a shitload of "yes's." Can't tell if they're trolls or not, but it seems like this is some sort of sick sex scene from the early 2000s in Germany. That's what I'm told every time.

[–]Chazboski 64 points65 points ago*

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There is no way this is real. I helped build a few haunted houses and everything on there is something we could have done. The blood is to bright for being real blood out for any length of time, the foot looks fake (toes are conjoined to save money in production), angle of the body is way off and there is no fathomable way that man would be awake with that amount of blood loss and the shock that would come with it. Sleep a bit easier.

Since I've had some people commenting and pointing things out, I'm going to break it down a bit.

People have pointed out that the torso doesn't belong to the guy giving the thumbs up. Even with this knowledge, look at the angle the torso seems to slope at. Either they cut the body at an extreme angle and stuffed the abdominal cavity, or it's a low cost replica as they tend to have angles like that pre cut. Allows you to push it against a blade to have a "cut in half"

[–]glatts 20 points21 points ago

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There's actually three guys in this photo. The person giving the thumbs up is standing behind the table.

[–]coreycorndog 0 points1 point ago

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Once you see the third guy, it really does look so fake.

[–]cocktails4 9 points10 points ago

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Plus the cut skin on the leg is too thin. There should be a layer of yellow fat underneath.

[–]Chazboski 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly. It's a great set up, but simply not plausible for being a real scene.

[–]bekahrooney 2 points3 points ago

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The man giving a thumbs up isn't the one who is all mutilated. He is standing behind the mutilated person, whose upper body we cannot see, and holding the mutilated person's penis.

EDIT: Just realized loads of other people already pointed this out. Sorry!

[–]camrug 1 point2 points ago

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look again... As people have stated, the legs don't belong to the guy giving the thumbs up. Thumbs-up-man is standing behind the table clutching the penis belonging to the body on the table (for which you can't see a head or torso).

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, the penis?

[–]CFCFR 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed, look at the handprint on the wall, looks fake. Plus there is no hair on the leg and the torso is flat, look between the g-sting mans arm and body. Definitely fake.

[–]kraaz 1 point2 points ago

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Then why a penis and thong?

[–]bluebunnyram 1 point2 points ago

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And I mean, come on! Look at the bloody hand prints on the wall! Struggling hand prints would be streaked, numerous, and splotched. Also, the blood on the man up front would not be so calculated.

[–]hypoid77 1 point2 points ago

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You would think the lighting would be a lot better, if it this was being produced for pornographic reasons. Especially if they went through the hassle of getting the bottom half of a corpse.

[–]DirtBurglar 1 point2 points ago

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ctrl+f germany. check.

[–]whatevers_clever 1 point2 points ago

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dude answered it above you. horror house attraction in atlanta, has pic that shows it from another angle too.

[–]1234blahblahblah 0 points1 point ago

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It's not real.

[–]Conjectural_Tech 2 points3 points ago*

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This is DEFINITELY NOT real. I'm no Dexter, but the blood splatters are not right, or enough for such a butchered body. The cheesy handprint on the wall, and the vertical bloodline applications running across the frontman's torso all point to haunted house or some such event.

[–]revrend_[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely

[–]LoriStrode 9 points10 points ago

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Probably some kind of horror house for halloween

[–]u8eR 2 points3 points ago

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With a creepy hairy guy in a g-string and penis hanging out of the corpse to boot.

[–]masterbates 4 points5 points ago

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At least they are fire safe and have the extinguisher clearly marked and available.

[–]Clamroyale 3 points4 points ago

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Hmm I thought this was a still from one of the Hostel movies....only watched the first one, once. Junk cinema.

[–]Chazboski 10 points11 points ago*

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I've built a few haunted houses and I made my living in a "shock rock" band that used props and make up very similar to this. Every single thing here is easily reproduced with actually a fairly small price tag. You guys can relax, this is decidedly fake.

Let's break it down.

The blood. If the blood has been exposed to oxygen long enough for this level of damage, it would have turned color. That's fake blood, right around 9 bucks a bottle for some good quality stuff.

The left foot. Toes are one piece, that's common with props in order to save money on production.

Skin around the legs. The way the skin would be torn, it wouldn't be falling away from the bone quite as drastically I don't believe. Rubber skin on a rubber prop is more likely.

The man himself. There is no possible way that he would be alert enough after that much blood loss and the shock that comes with losing a limb, let alone in a mindset able to smile and give a thumbs up. Also, based on where his torso is in comparison to the legs, he would have to have a freakishly long waist for that to be even close to correct. If it is another person (which would be more likely due to the difference in the color of shits), the torso slopes in fairly drastically. I am 100% positive it's a prop.

The penis. Prosthetic, possibly a dildo.

Edit: In hindsight, I'm a bit afraid of what this will get me tagged as on someone's RES.

[–]SmiteHiggins 0 points1 point ago

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There are 3 people in the photo, the man giving a thumbs up is standing behind the table.

[–]Naillilb 12 points13 points ago

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I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[–]TimothyCratchit 6 points7 points ago

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I sure as hell didn't.

[–]Tstrong420 1 point2 points ago

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The guy on the table doesn't agree

[–]Madeleine227 7 points8 points ago

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Why is there no NSFW tag?!... why... :'(

[–]cpnHindsight 2 points3 points ago

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From now on, WTF should be synonymous with NSFW+NSFL. Clicking on a WTF link at work should turn heads and have people asking you questions (like what the fuck).

[–]The_Dragoon 1 point2 points ago

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Thank god that shot isn't panned back a couple of more feet. We'd get to see something far scarier than what's already there.

[–]Spysix 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, more please.

[–]kentcrone 1 point2 points ago

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I tried google image searching the image but I got sick of sifting through message boards and gave up after about seven seconds.

[–]Pipstydoo 1 point2 points ago

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I had to look at this so many fucking times because you assholes kept point out new shit I didn't notice at first.

It does not get better with time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oddly enough tonight I just watched The Man Who Ate His Lover, which is about a famous German cannibalism case where Bernd-Juergen Brandes met Armin Miewes with the express intention of having Miewes kill and eat him. And then this shows up.

[–]miasmatik 1 point2 points ago

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I swear i saw this in hostel

[–]Shadowhand 1 point2 points ago

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Honestly, my brain is not even willing to be disgusted by this until it understands wtf is going on here... context, anyone?

[–]pommek 1 point2 points ago*

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So yea. Thanks for making me look at the picture 3 times and for reading 211 comments about it. It's real Meiws theory, haunted house theory, movie set theory. I can't decide, all sides have decent enough points and I am not ruling out absolute mad fucks who would do/have done this, here are my thoughts anyway - why would a clothed prop 1/2 body have a penis? and In the Meiws article it sounded like the penis was the first to go, I'm not particularly interested in reading that again so I'm not going to go back and check. Also, it looked like a real enough flacid penis as opposed to a dildo. There are three people (4 if you count leggy) Thumbs up penis guy, excited thong guy and the picture taker - my untrained eye doesn't think it looks like a still from Meiws video and they are clearly posing for a photo shot. So, that is 3 crazy people coming together for a 'real life' gore fest...ehhhh tough to believe, harder to believe than two crazies finding eachother I guess. So proud movie set/haunted house techs sounds about right. Blood: well...who here has really relished in dismantling a body, living vicariously through Dexter and CSI don't count. I have seen crime scene photos and will second what has already been posted - blood looks different in different light. As far as the toes go they just look mangled and skinned to me? Looks like how I would imagine the fascia layer would appear if exposed, but again this is an untrained eye on several levels. Anyway - thanks for taking up a good 30 minutes of an incredibly dull midnight shift - this shit is way better than pinterest. ;)

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[–]imhereforwtf 1 point2 points ago

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all hail "revrend_"!

[–]gmnitsua 1 point2 points ago

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Someone else pointed this out to me, but the guy in the sweatshirt is standing behind the legs. It appears they're his, but it's actually a body cut in half. He's holding up the penis belonging to the legs.

If they were supposed to be the sweatshirt guy's legs, it would be a very awkward bend judging by where the ass should be, and where he would be bending upwards. He would have to be bending at his lower back in almost a 90 degree angle. Also, it doesn't make sense judging by how close the table is to the wall for anyone to be getting cut up like that. They would be lying down.

My guess is that the guy with the sweatshirt is not meant to be apart of this 'scene.' Like he just stepped in to goof around with the dummy's penis.

[–]SeanConneryAccent 1 point2 points ago

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Not shafe for work.

[–]NightKoala 3 points4 points ago

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FOR FUCK'S SAKE, this is not /r/gore!!

[–]skwishems 1 point2 points ago

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Real legs usually have toes.

[–]OutOfApplesauce 0 points1 point ago

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Thank god! Sweet sweet quality.

[–]whatleyd 0 points1 point ago

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Stay off of 4chan...

[–]CaptainDave 0 points1 point ago

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Kudos to someone who knows how it's done.

[–]bamdrew 0 points1 point ago

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At least there is a well marked fire extinguisher... safety first!

[–]Muskwa 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going with movie

[–]yamaha893 0 points1 point ago

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...getting warmer...

[–]capnbooya 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who is used to the current stuff on /r/wtf..... JESUS WTF!?!

[–]oskeewowwow 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Hyperdrunk 0 points1 point ago

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What.............thefuck!?

[–]nohotpocketforu 0 points1 point ago

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Damn this is a throwback

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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WTF should be unexplainable. This looks like your run-of-the-mill heaven house.

[–]goboatmen 0 points1 point ago

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Goddammit guys, I was midfap

[–]LostNbound 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like something from a haunted house I'm thinking

[–]jdola 0 points1 point ago

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You won.

[–]deviant2023 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a couple of middle aged dudes who enjoy Halloween a bit too much to me.

[–]krispyKRAKEN 0 points1 point ago

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fake legs, Halloween haunt. Definitely was WTF for the first second or so, Also if you look at his upper thigh/hip area it doesnt look exactly right.

[–]weezdog 0 points1 point ago

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So what I seem to understand is that he is agreeing to his death by not seeking immediate medical attention.

[–]WeekendWarrior25 0 points1 point ago

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Is he wearing a thong?

[–]Awwedamn 0 points1 point ago

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Yep.

[–]bassplaya13 0 points1 point ago

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i don't care about the body, why is that dude wearing a thong

[–]fashnek 0 points1 point ago

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Uh, why is this not tagged as NSFW / gore?

[–]H0rcrux27 0 points1 point ago

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Blood Orgy!

[–]TheFashionprincess94 0 points1 point ago

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OH GOD, OH GOD! My... My...eyes... They burn in horror! O.o

[–]Creebjeez 0 points1 point ago

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This picture is beyond words. It encapsulates whatthefucking. Is the man with the flayed back leg skin in pain? Why is he smiling and giving a thumbs up? Why are there clear bloody hand prints on the wall? Is this a haunted house? Wouldn't that guy's thong be inappropriate for a haunted house?

So many questions, yet too few answers. Good find.

[–]RedYote 0 points1 point ago

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If I had more upvotes to give, I would.

This is one of the first pictures on WTF to honestly make me jump back from my screen and go "What the fuck?!" out loud.

[–]Dildo_Saggins 0 points1 point ago

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oh look, another picture reposted thousands of times....

[–]johnny_pissoff 0 points1 point ago

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This is so obviously staged, I did not think for one second "WTF?". Look at those smiles. The penis is some gag, like "I'm posing at a ridiculous scene, why not grab some junk?". My guess would be it's a movie scene.

[–]Nathannlax 0 points1 point ago

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Meh. Once you have browsed reddit for a good amount of time, you are immune to just about everything.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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any background info?

[–]myownmessiah 0 points1 point ago

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Meth is one hell of a drug.

[–]snackallday 0 points1 point ago

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NOOO, don't remind me! This was the first picture I stumbled upon at /r/spacedicks, only went downhill from there...

[–]LifeFailure 0 points1 point ago

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From careful observation and study of the creatures that frequent r/WTF and continually call for a return to its "roots," I have surmised that to r/WTF, WTF = gore and generally nasty shit versus things that just make people go "wat." I know the alien looks freaked out, but you guys take this shit much too seriously. I understand that a lot of stuff really isn't WTF-worthy, but a majority that gets frontpaged really does make me WTF even if it's tame and just weird.

[–]kraaz 0 points1 point ago

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So everyone explained everything else except the penis and thong. Can't be a haunted house. If this is a "movie set," i definitely DO NOT want to see this movie.

[–]littlecatalyst 1 point2 points ago

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Chamber of Horrors was meant to be sexy/gross. The old guy is named Barefoot Bill and he's known for performing in either a thong or a bloody apron. The same spook house has topless chicks to contrast.

[–]kraaz 1 point2 points ago

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So its a haunted house for deranged people. Cool.

[–]whiteblankpage2011 0 points1 point ago

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nsfw? WTH

[–]Froggy_hop[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, the guy on the right? there's a dick in his hand.

[–]aslina 0 points1 point ago

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But why is the old man wearing a black thong? I mean at least make it something brighter or more cheerful. Have some decency, sheesh.

[–]Lizardizzle 0 points1 point ago

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(L-)-b

Edit: Fuck.

[–]Elbowskin 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing on pig boy.

[–]FakeDicck 0 points1 point ago

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Now this is WTF. Thank you for actually bringing worthy material to this shit hole we still call WTF.

[–]Ace13 0 points1 point ago

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I just want to know what's going on here!

[–]Grandmaofhurt 0 points1 point ago

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Straight out of a /b/ gore thread.

[–]fireinthesky7 0 points1 point ago

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You know what r/gore is, right?

[–]MrAvenged 0 points1 point ago

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You would stay alive alot longer by going for the legs. Your not effecting main organs. That's a penis in his hands. Blood is blood.. The colour always varies under different light. Foot looks swollen and fake.. But I bet the foot is just completely mutilated. The guy with the thumbs could most probably be really drugged up and that's why he looks happy.

[–]jp_lolo 0 points1 point ago

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even the blood on his shoulders looks like it was overlaid. and where the bone is on the guys leg doesn't match up, neither does the legs with the man in the long sleeve shirt. it does look like what he's grabbing is a penis though. pretty crazy

[–]infamous_jamie 0 points1 point ago

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Fake or not.

WHY is that man in a g-string??

[–]racekarl 0 points1 point ago

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hey i saw this on /b/ today too

[–]zeert 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda looks like r/spacedicks material to me.

[–]agentoneal 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre maze at Universal Horror Nights. I went several years ago, they had it going -- I walked into a room just like this, the place reeked of rotting flesh. I still have nightmares. It was the best haunted maze I've ever been in (of course this was during Halloween).

[–]puapsyche 0 points1 point ago

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NSFL!

[–]730N 0 points1 point ago

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Um, everyone is so into the penis that I don't think anyone noticed the old man in a thong...

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THAT is nsfw my friend.

[–]LiteGrenade 0 points1 point ago

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dude nsfw tag cmon

[–]not0your0nerd 0 points1 point ago

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aaahhhhh NSFL

[–]His-Dudeness 0 points1 point ago

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Yup....NOPE!

[–]LivingReceiver 0 points1 point ago

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I found this extremely difficult to masturbate twice to.

[–]karltee 0 points1 point ago

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gay dexter?

[–]TheRealJohnMatrix 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this pic floating around for ages now... Anyone know the back story? Any more in the set..?

[–]Bforbaggy 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe put NSFW in the title?

[–]Herpderp84 0 points1 point ago

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AGAIN! Mark this shit as NSFW. I totally correlate NSFW shit like this as being "stuff I don't want to see right as I'm biting into some food". So fuck you man for skipping the NSFW tag as I barf all over my keyboard.

[–]meatmaiden 0 points1 point ago

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Man, I had food in my mouth...

[–]Faceless_Troll 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this image before but with a caption saying "Welcome to 4Chan"

Laughed my ass off.

[–]bigjaywara 0 points1 point ago

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You can see where his torso goes into the table

[–]HostaMahogey 0 points1 point ago

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Read this as "THIS is how you bring WWF back to its roots"

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