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[–]speaker_for_the_dead 67 points68 points ago

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Can I ride this train?

[–]soymilkisgood 58 points59 points ago

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I'll try to help :)

[–]farlox 53 points54 points ago

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why do people hate on cake days? :(

[–]soymilkisgood 55 points56 points ago

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No idea. But we can stick together. haha.

[–]WeekendWarrior25 11 points12 points ago

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Up voted all 4 of you :) happy cakeday

[–]sighnide 18 points19 points ago

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wait for me!

[–]WeekendWarrior25 4 points5 points ago

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Never leave a man behind!

[–]blackhawk465 1 point2 points ago

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Where's the caboose?!

[–]Caboose727 8 points9 points ago

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Me

[–]Wiki_pedo 0 points1 point ago

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Not so fast (please)!

[–]MetalMrHat -1 points0 points ago

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Reason I hate on cake days. They take up frontpage space with unfunny crap, and if everyone did it there'd be nothing else on Reddit.

Assume the 1.4million people subbed to funny all joined evenly through the year, that means there's just shy of 4k people who have a cake day EVERY DAY. If each of those people makes a post about it, hooray there's nothing but unfunny crap everywhere.

[–]speaker_for_the_dead 0 points1 point ago

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That is why we should all just start a train each day. You can upvote everyone in just one post!

[–]marshallrode[S] 17 points18 points ago

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All of us reddit brothers must stick together!

[–]Kakoose -2 points-1 points ago

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stop stealing fresh prince quotes, my brother from another mother

[–]WarPhalange 6 points7 points ago

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Reddit has now devolved into a place where the front page is cluttered with posts complaining about not being able to get to the front page.

[–]everflow 0 points1 point ago

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Soon it will be cluttered with posts complaining about posts complaining about not being able to get to the front page.

[–]HSZReddit 6 points7 points ago

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I downvote because this is posted daily.

[–]CybranM 0 points1 point ago

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R-R-R-REPOST!

[–]UnknownArchive 24 points25 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Cute, but still wtf 0coms -4pts 1mo WTF
Scumbag Baby 2coms 0pts 18dys funny
Downvoting someone on their cake day. 43coms 846pts 18dys funny
Move, bitch. This is my cake. 0coms 7pts 19dys GifSound
Funny Ninja Baby - gif 0coms 5pts 22dys funny
Gets me everytime 1com 33pts 2mos funny
How I feel when I have a great idea and find it posted already 73coms 768pts 2mos funny
the true look of victory 6coms 53pts 2mos gifs
the look of true victory 33coms 618pts 2mos pics
Wishes Denied! 5coms 21pts 8mos pics
Happy Birthday 2coms 7pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ImmaRoxiStar 10 points11 points ago

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well ain't that some shit...

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

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indeed it is

[–]ResidentWeeaboo 1 point2 points ago

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This is the politest way I've seen of saying: "This has been reposted a dozen times already".

[–]DLearned 1 point2 points ago

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Did I hear someone say weeaboo?

[–]Larry_the_Unix_Guy 1 point2 points ago

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While I can understand a need for this in /r/pics, this is /r/funny, the words in the title create context and then the picture delivers a punchline.

So even if a picture is used multiple times, it doesn't matter because you can make it make it funny multiple times with different titles.

[–]ZombieMozart 0 points1 point ago

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damn, helpful_table_makers got nothing on this guy

[–]hqqkar 15 points16 points ago

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haha the kid looks so angry

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I watch it over and over again just to see hat pissed off face.

[–]GeckoRocket 6 points7 points ago

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I love his face, it's like "take that, bitch"

[–]BinAlaDiN -2 points-1 points ago

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I think he's mad at this repost

[–]u8eR 9 points10 points ago

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[–]BourbonAndBlues 8 points9 points ago

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I can hear him saying "Its not your turn!"

[–]James_Keenan 14 points15 points ago

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Is it weird that I can 'hear' the little kid blowing the candle out?

Bvvvrrrrrr

[–]Treggeh 0 points1 point ago

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Completely normal...unless we are the weird ones.

[–]greyscales 8 points9 points ago

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More like this.

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

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well that was unexpected, and I could swear it was.. green.

[–]Defender 0 points1 point ago

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He was drinking Hi-C Ecto Slimer Coolers.

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 2 points3 points ago

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I've watched that gif on loop probably around 69 times now and I'm pretty sure the girl blow'd first.

[–]mazzymust 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could slow the video to determine exactly who blew it out. I do believe that you are correct though.

[–]jsellout 0 points1 point ago

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boomers might help.

[–]soymilkisgood 4 points5 points ago

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It's my cake day too! We're cake day buddies. yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]speaker_for_the_dead 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't yiou see, there is a train on top. Hop on.

[–]gth68 7 points8 points ago

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i did a similar thing on my sisters birthday, except it involved throwing the cake at a wall. my family never liked me much.

[–]ImmaRoxiStar 21 points22 points ago

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In their defense you do kinda seem like a dick.

[–]Mos_Deaf 1 point2 points ago

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In the wall's defense he did kinda seem like a GGG.

[–]garaging 1 point2 points ago

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Is that kid on a skateboard?

[–]JesterAzazel 1 point2 points ago

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This is in perfect sync with my dishwasher.. Damn I know no one is going to understand this..

[–]crazy8ty8 1 point2 points ago

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I'm usually an apologist for kids ("Oh, they're just playing, they didn't understand that was mean") but that kid knew exactly what he was doing.

[–]Mzang17 1 point2 points ago

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God that kid's face gets me every single time I see this gif. Glorious!

[–]xXRequiemXx 1 point2 points ago

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This is my favorite gif of all time. Good luck! :)

[–]tihssihtkcuf 1 point2 points ago

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HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING CAKE DAY.

[–]despaxes 0 points1 point ago

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The girl blew the candle out, the lil boy just attempted to.

[–]ximacx74 0 points1 point ago

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Are you saying that my brother is going to get to the front page on my cake day???! He doesn't even reddit!

[–]bananapanther 0 points1 point ago

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Trying to get to the front page using someone else's cake day.*

[–]IAmTheSpartacus 0 points1 point ago

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Gets me every time

[–]GameAddikt 0 points1 point ago

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This is a repost.

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

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There are only 365ish days in a year, thus I downvote every cake day karma post.

[–]slowsunday 0 points1 point ago

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what a dick

[–]TotallyTubular 0 points1 point ago

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You were the top post on page 2 (in my feed anyhow) at the time I viewed this. I figured I should do what the little brother always does: so I downvoted you.

[–]swedishdelight 0 points1 point ago

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If your goal is to get to the front page. You have already failed at life. - Every redditor that is not a fucking idiot.

[–]jakofett 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, thats the best .gif ever! I lurk most of the time but upboats to you sir

[–]Loafie 0 points1 point ago

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[–]shamoni 0 points1 point ago

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If you talk about cake day, I will down vote you. Unless it's funny, and not something I've already seen.

[–]TheMetalMilitia 0 points1 point ago

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maybe if you want on the front page on /r/funny you should actually post something funny

[–]nstockwe 1 point2 points ago

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*How to not make it to the front page.

[–]marshallrode[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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or maybe "not making it to the front page..."

[–]ubernood -1 points0 points ago

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Happy Cake Day, and have an upvote from Ubernood's "Make it Rain Campaign" for cake day posts all over Reddit. Cheers!

[–]DocChubs -1 points0 points ago

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There are not nearly enough upvotes i can give this not because it's your cake day but because that angry kid is freaking awesome!!!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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My cake day was yesterday, i got a grand total of 2 post karma.

[–]reaverdude -1 points0 points ago

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lol best .gif

[–]Dumpster_Baby -1 points0 points ago

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Please use /r/reactiongifs

[–]Brettster -1 points0 points ago

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i laughed...SO hard

[–]CybranM -1 points0 points ago

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R-R-R-REPOST!

[–]MaRmARk0 -1 points0 points ago

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Fwd: FW: FW: Re: Fwd: Fwd: You must see this hahhahaha