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[–]gypsy_tits 29 points30 points ago

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Wtf are these bears actually getting into?

[–]SadOldMagician -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like it could be just some kind of pepper spray for bears used as a deterrent. Not saying that its okay or anything, just what it looks like to me.

[–]dingoitis 7 points8 points ago

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What is this and why do they love it so much!?

[–]Banderbear 5 points6 points ago

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it's a sugar mixture as mentioned on this post elsewhere, they crave sugar so much that they get quite excited - it's mainly used for baiting the bears.

[–]dingoitis 0 points1 point ago

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I never got this reply until now. WAY better than the "actually it's white paint" guy.

SUGAR BEARS GETTIN' ALL EXCITED AND SHIT.

[–]SimilarImage 50 points51 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Com Points
4 weeks quadcem I DO COCAAAAAINE [gif] here 116 688
1 month robinmar09 OMGCOCAINE here 16 132
1 month FormalWhale COCAINE /r/gifs 11 252

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[–]himthatspeaks 11 points12 points ago

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And I still had not seen it. I consider myself a fairly active reddit browser, couple times a day. This tells me two things: one, I haven't seen nearly as much as I thought I have; and two, I don't mind reposts half as much as most people. It's possible not everyone has seen everything.

[–]yentlequible 6 points7 points ago

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This one has a better title though.

[–]loldi 2 points3 points ago

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Aw how cute, she's sharing

[–]wtfover 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe it's the time of night but I can't stop giggling to that.

[–]jtt25c 2 points3 points ago

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I hope you guys realize that cocaine is really, really, really fun to do....

like no joke, really fun

[–]GiantSquidd 2 points3 points ago

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Meh.

[–]Dyrty -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]Lockski 2 points3 points ago

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What suit? I don't see a bear suit.

[–]JayTbo 1 point2 points ago

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And if you notice towards the end of the gif, also wearing a bear suit, Whitney Huston gets in on the action.

[–]CaptainPower 1 point2 points ago

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I hate this .gif it's not even funny,these bears are trying to rub toxic paint of their faces that'll never go off.

[–]madsell 0 points1 point ago

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it's sugar based bear trap. they're freaking out because bears fucking LOVE sugar. more than fat kids. if they were trying to get it off they wouldn't roll around in it, they'd go to a river and clean off.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]reasondoubt 0 points1 point ago

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Say hello to my little friend!

[–]JewJifShoes 0 points1 point ago

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More like Whitney Houston

[–]myrpou 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH BEARS AND COCAINE?! GET IT TOGETHER BEARS JESUS CHRIST.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Whitney Houston is with her too!

[–]LostInReddit22 0 points1 point ago

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This created a true laugh. Thank you

[–]MrDoofus 0 points1 point ago

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they can hardly bear it

[–]dummystupid 0 points1 point ago

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I would still try to have doggy style sex with her, but she'd never even notice me. She'd be paying attention to some drug dude or just act aloof, but I would be thinking about how much coke she just did and how there is such a nice woman beyond the wounded exterior and crazy acts. I'd want to fix her and make her better, but I know I can't so doggy style sex.

[–]notimea9z 0 points1 point ago

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sir/ma'am you win the internets. all of it.

[–]wildfire2k5 -1 points0 points ago

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Dude. I dont care what the bear is actually doing. With the title of this post and that gif, I cant stop laughing. This is pure gold.

[–]jpesh1 0 points1 point ago

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One quadruple repost gets more karma than I've made in 3 months? I must be doing this reddit thing wrong.

[–]KHMarx -1 points0 points ago

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nah, you're doing it right. acquiring karma for the sake of karma just shows everyone you're a superficial whore that wants to look cool

[–]jpesh1 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously referring to OP, who I'm sure is A NICE LADY!

[–]KHMarx -2 points-1 points ago

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I actually wasn't referring to the OP, just the whole concept of acquiring karma in general. I guess you could say I was referring to half of reddit

[–]caribdis 0 points1 point ago

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OMG! she's only 25?!?

[–]Xirious 0 points1 point ago

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Hahahaha! Brilliant title!

[–]xelerated1 0 points1 point ago

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I LOL'd so hard...Thank you

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

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I typically don't find much to laugh at on here but this was funny as hell.

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I give you Whitney Houston in a bear suit 2coms 0pts 3hrs funny
I DO COCAAAAAINE [gif] 116coms 688pts 1mo funny
OMGCOCAINE 16coms 132pts 1mo funny
COCAINE 11coms 252pts 1mo gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]superstormtroopers -1 points0 points ago

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[–]StonePaleAle -3 points-2 points ago

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More like Whitney Houston reincarnated.

[–]oldfish100 1 point2 points ago

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do your research son, she liked the drowners not the uppers

[–]covered_in_sketti -1 points0 points ago

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....or tyrone biggums the animorph?