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[–]dead_brill 205 points206 points ago

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"All this murder....for ME??!"

[–]CheshireC4t 100 points101 points ago

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"I'm gonna leave so many dead mice on your pillow tomorrow!"

[–]ckobes 74 points75 points ago

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"I'll be sure to actively get in your way as much as possible to show how grateful I am!"

[–]ELEMENTALITYNES 4 points5 points ago

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"And I shall sleep in the sink and watch you poop to show you how much I WUV WOO."

[–]CheshireIsBack 4 points5 points ago

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Happy cat looks crazy.

[–]waterboyyousuck 81 points82 points ago

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Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

FISH

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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... it's not your fault.

[–]sporkinum 12 points13 points ago

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Today's fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.

[–]lordfacetious 8 points9 points ago

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FISH

[–]interroboom 7 points8 points ago

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Today's fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.

[–]pilvy 7 points8 points ago

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FISH

[–]ChIck3n115 6 points7 points ago

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Today's fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.

[–]solblurgh 4 points5 points ago

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FISH

[–]211530250 4 points5 points ago

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Today's fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.

[–]theflu 2 points3 points ago

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Aquatic Animal.

[–]Johnno74 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, I will!

[–]phrygN 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now there's a cat that's in desperate need of some kitten mittens.

[–]BoothWilkesJohn 30 points31 points ago

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Wow. That is a really happy cat.

[–]BrickWiggles 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]callmejelly 25 points26 points ago

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Trying to find its front left leg... can't do it!

[–]CarlWhite 20 points21 points ago

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Look at the visible rear paw, and then follow directly to the right of that past the front right leg

[–]tropicalearthquake 35 points36 points ago

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[–]MouseWithTheOverbite 45 points46 points ago

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This gif needs to be used more often, and then not so much, then not at all for a while, and then all over the place again.

[–]thatguyinconverse 11 points12 points ago

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Some people believe, that this has already happened. -Douglas Adams

[–]IamStrategy 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Propolandante 2 points3 points ago

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Beautifully giffed, well done.

[–]Lord_of_Womba 1 point2 points ago

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I still don't see the leg. I do, however, see half of an owl face

[–]c0rn0 3 points4 points ago

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He lost is massacring all those fish.

[–]GloriousAtom 7 points8 points ago

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[–]thedbp 16 points17 points ago

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Iz I in heavens?!

[–]isyourfridgerunning 7 points8 points ago

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we see here, the very elusive, cat smile.

[–]wtferns 11 points12 points ago

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Dat face.

[–]flounder19 6 points7 points ago

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Dat Bloodbath

[–]skottles 5 points6 points ago

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heathcliff?

[–]zarawesome 3 points4 points ago

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The ground is made of tasty!

[–]Aleatoricism 3 points4 points ago

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"Toxoplasmosis for everyone!"

[–]LMFAOZedong 2 points3 points ago

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yeah a happy maniacal bloodthirsty rape cat.

[–]Wargall 4 points5 points ago

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Rape cats are the best kind!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take the rapist cat for $600 Alex.

[–]Cash5YR 4 points5 points ago

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This is what a Photoshopped cat looks like.

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[–]Cash5YR 3 points4 points ago

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And you're a towel.

[–]Primitive_ 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Golly Gee Wilikers, I'm set for life"

[–]Spinazania 1 point2 points ago

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Happiness or Insanity?

[–]sndwsn 1 point2 points ago

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Garfield! Too bad it wasn't lasagna...

[–]mxak240 1 point2 points ago

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I can haz fish!?!?!?!

[–]Maxamillionaire 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Tillhony 1 point2 points ago

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Wow that pussy must stink like fish.

[–]feit 1 point2 points ago

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Either that or a very territorial one.

[–]T-rexEyes 1 point2 points ago

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this pic surfaces every couple of months. Its how i know the seasons are changing. ahhh spring must be coming.

[–]vitalityy 1 point2 points ago

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Snarf snarf

[–]rednemo 1 point2 points ago

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I hereby predict that this will be reposted and make the front page AT LEAST 3 TIMES over the next 12 months.

[–]waterdevil19 0 points1 point ago

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This is itself a million times old repost.

[–]hamstermarl 4 points5 points ago

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this pussy smells fishy...

[–]leedorham 0 points1 point ago

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Fish not so happy.

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 0 points1 point ago

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG, do yourself a favor and stock up on litter now, human

[–]simplystunned 0 points1 point ago

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Cat ain't gonna be so happy when it gets a bath.

[–]deadcom 0 points1 point ago

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More like smelly cat.

[–]mecrosis 0 points1 point ago

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This is what a psycho cat looks like

FTFY

[–]SheepyTurtle 0 points1 point ago

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....is that ... Chippy??

[–]Resonations 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA I'M SURROUNDED BY DEATH

[–]Ticker305 0 points1 point ago

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thats one of my favorite cat pics ever!!!

[–]Splatactular 0 points1 point ago

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Cheshire...? Looks just like him!

[–]biennavida 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting a smile or something.

[–]IDlOT 0 points1 point ago

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Really? I think its a scared shitless cat.

[–]MonkeyManJohannon 0 points1 point ago

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Garfield.

[–]zimbabwe7878 0 points1 point ago

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Cubby? :'o

[–]MahDick 0 points1 point ago

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See how the picture is all grainy. That's because it has been reposted to the interwebz 1 million times.

[–]lammot 0 points1 point ago

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Cats that look like Ron swanson?

[–]Audio-didact 0 points1 point ago

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I had totally forgotten about Heathcliff!

[–]jon62ski 0 points1 point ago

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Got that bitch some fish. Bitches love fish.

[–]Arithered 0 points1 point ago

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Kitty Guantanamo. This is the photo that changed everything.

[–]orangekoala 0 points1 point ago

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Gollum would be happy too. Yess precious.

[–]tk1992 0 points1 point ago

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I can see your email

[–]ebonyfaye 0 points1 point ago

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Standing on hundreds of reddened, slimy corpses...all for it to ingest. This is heaven for this soulless species.

[–]always_wants_anal 0 points1 point ago

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dem fish about to get some good anal

[–]Bencool 0 points1 point ago

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I can haz fish taco?

[–]listenUPyall 0 points1 point ago

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So. Much. WIN.

[–]IDownVoteUrCat 0 points1 point ago

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Thats what EVERY cat looks like

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cheesinator 0 points1 point ago

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You spelled 'wormy' wrong.

[–]folk10 0 points1 point ago

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all that fish blood will make for a calm kitty

[–]Special_Tea 0 points1 point ago

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I can haz fish?

[–]4realthistime 0 points1 point ago

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nibbles at it a bit and leaves it to rot....

[–]alexnoaburg 0 points1 point ago

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Meet Leonard the cat everyone. And yes, he did kill his wife.

[–]jfk333 0 points1 point ago

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seems legit...

[–]the-pessimist 0 points1 point ago

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That cat reminds me of Hitler.

Poor fishies :(

[–]datshitkray 0 points1 point ago

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Garfield?

[–]tihssihtkcuf 0 points1 point ago

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lol geddit. cuz he's on a pile of fish. lol.

[–]pujuma 0 points1 point ago

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EAT ALL THE FISH !

[–]AnnoyingOptimist 0 points1 point ago

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Grossness.

[–]musicalsora 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the catbus from tortoro.

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh. Those fish look mad grody.

[–]dingoitis 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck, that seriously has to be one of the cutest cats I've ever seen.

How is his face so fucking fluffy!?

THIS IS BANANAS.

[–]badukplayer 0 points1 point ago

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somethings fishy...

[–]Forthac 0 points1 point ago

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Garfield?

[–]MuffinBoss 0 points1 point ago

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Catnips kicking in.

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This will not stop me from eating fish.

[–]talanton 0 points1 point ago

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That is the only time a happy pussy should smell like fish.

[–]waterdevil19 0 points1 point ago

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This is what a repost looks like.

[–]vibepusher 0 points1 point ago

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"Mine!"

[–]iScreme 0 points1 point ago

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That cat would be flipping his shit if those fish were still alive... still though... look at that face.

[–]wtfamiwatching 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have the picture of the cat on the dock with the huge fish?

It was posted like 1.5 months ago, but I cant find it anywhere.

[–]Ecocide113 0 points1 point ago

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Hover*

[–]hairyotter 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Jessekin 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry, but unless you didn't know, THIS is happy cat!

[–]rednemo 1 point2 points ago

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That cat looks animatronic, like that the one in that teenage witch show

[–]freezingprocess 0 points1 point ago

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And this is Fiesta Cat.

[–]soren_grey 0 points1 point ago

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"Now heat it up and cut it into tiny pieces for me or I won't touch it."

[–]capt_slippy_fists -1 points0 points ago

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How did that cat get in my wife's vagina?

[–]daidandyy -2 points-1 points ago

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eat ALLLLLL THE FISH

[–]u8eR -2 points-1 points ago

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This is what a Photoshop looks like

[–]storyweaver -1 points0 points ago

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You just hit the jackpot MOFO.