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I googled "Vestigial Tail" and found this... [X-post from r/WTF] (imgur.com)
submitted 6 months ago by TheGuv29
[–]ryanismean 77 points78 points79 points 6 months ago
Apparently someone thinks evolution will select for lots of wacky useless appendages and knee-dicks.
[–]metnavman 22 points23 points24 points 6 months ago
knee-dicks
Quality right here.
[–]x_therapist4200_x 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
if I could give you 10000000000 upvotes for knee-dicks i would
[–]EskimoJesus7904 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
So I'll chip in.
[–]loungingman 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
FOR THE HORDE
[–]Loud_Shmoker 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
And you have my ax.
[–]Nymaz 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
And my vestigial knee-dick!
[–]elbruce 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
It does. See tonsils, appendix, peeing out of your generative organs, etc.
[–]ryanismean 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
These things are not knee-dicks.
Not quite. But if we had knee-dicks, the Christians would still count them as part of God's perfect plan.
[–]Murrabbit 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Right, there's a fundamental lack of understanding of how natural selection actually works. Just as you'll find animals in deep caves or far under the sea losing eyesight or their eyes entirely, natural selection tends to favor getting rid of bits that really serve no function.
It requires fewer resources to maintain the body without something like, say a pair of eyes, and of course they are fantastically sensitive little weak points in a fight or the like, so if they aren't serving purpose then simply removing them can be quite beneficial. This is why most of our vestigial traits, say like the appendix or the coccyx are out of the way.
Natural selection certainly doesn't result in shoulder dicks, or any other such useless feature which none of our ancestors had just suddenly sprouting out of nowhere.
[–]SoapSamich 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
I'm glad I'm not the only person with shoulder feet and dicks all over my body
[–]awesomechemist 20 points21 points22 points 6 months ago
Dicks. Dicks everywhere.
[–]twilightmoons 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
For people who tend to be "homophobic", Christians like these seem to like dicks a lot more than the average heterosexual man. I can say that on an average day, the only dick I think about is my own, and usually only when I urinate or am getting intimate with the wife-unit.
Random dick thoughts just don't really enter the picture.
[–]awesomechemist 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
Me too...except now I am thinking of your dick...and now you are thinking of my dick! omg, does that make us gay? We should pray about it.
Dear Jesus...please make all the gays not-gay. Amen.
Whew. We did our part. I feel pretty good about this.
[–]twilightmoons 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I'm thinking you really have a vagina. That should keep me straight, right? Right?!?! EVERYONE ELSE HAS A VAGINA!!!!
Closet cases like these would make me sad for them, if they weren't such pathetic hypocritical bastards.
[–]postguy2 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
One would think, by this image, that those who argue against evolution do not understand it in any way whatsoever.
That can't possibly be the case, can it?
Oh, wait, that's the entire issue.
[–]thesoundofashadow 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
It is really quite beautiful, the scheme of depriving children of good science educations: The anti-evolution conservatives campaign against education funding and taxes to pay for good teachers, and consequently, kids don't get a good understanding of how to understand anything and they grow up to be the same ignorant people pushing the same agenda, it's self-reinforcing, almost .....evolved to a point of perfection
[–]OmegaVesko 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
"Care to explain why the fuck your 'creation man' has nipples, wisdom teeth, and a tailbone, then?"
[–]AllDesperadoStation 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
The devil put them there to trick us.
[–]spacexplosion 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
All of those have a special purpose from God. Nope, I don't have to say what they are. They also don't mention the appendix.
[–]przyssawka 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
I encourage you to go on a website listed at the bottom. Quite entertaining.
[–]InHarmsWay 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Is he... Is he covered in dicks?
[–]Dantheunicornman 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I would be scared to have knee dicks. That's some hentai stuff man....
[–]FlyingJib 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Looks like we have ourselves a new superhero!
[–]OctieveSan 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Oh, so that's why evolution is a heathen lie! Praise the lord for giving TheGuv29 the courage and integrity to spread the truth of the lord!
[–]TheGuv29[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Amen
[–]sakodak 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
They can't even get "straw man" right.
[–]c0pypastry 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
dicks are never vestigial.
[–]jtjkupanoff 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
that bunch of leaves leads me to believe he has a mighty chode
[–]TNoD 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
This belongs in /r/fifthworldproblems
[–]Totaldotbot 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Because natural selection is about useless appendages.
[–]mattc286 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
This is /r/spacedicks material if I've ever seen it.
[–]rockafella7 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
No it's not.
[–]roontish12 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
PZ Myers did a blog post about this. And it comes with an Evolution Quiz!
[–]Hostilian 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Naw man, that's just George Washington
[–]iBro53 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
From their website,
"If you don't believe God created all living things, male and female, in 6 days.... How many millions of years was it between the first male and the first female?"
I'm assuming they meant human male and human female. But either way holy shit.
[–]simeonthebruce 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
perhaps you will receive a better reception on r/wtf?
[–]TheGuv29[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
It's a cross post from r/wtf. I figured r/atheism might like it too
[–]simeonthebruce 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
ah. carefully pulls foot out of mouth
[–]Skin969 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
which your shoulder foot or errm foot foot
[–]simeonthebruce 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
naturally my penis foot shoulder penis with added penis
[–]greend88 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
What is this? I don't even...
[–]chernobyl169 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
... but what would the female look like?
[–]TheGuv29[S] 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
I'm not sure, but it can't get much worse than the penis cthulhu in this picture.
[–]kerbyklok 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Why do they put leaves over his crotch but not over the dozens of penises over the rest of his body?
[–]eripmave 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
http://missinguniversemuseum.com/Exhibit6.htm original source i found it hilarious
[–]OxfordComma1019 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
But r/atheism, can you PROVE evolution in order to receive an amazing prize of millions of dollars?
http://missinguniversemuseum.com/Reward.htm
The creationists have outsmarted us all. Evolutionary biology is over. Time to pack up and go home.
[–]chaosofhumanity 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Okay, when scientists say there's mutations in DNA they aren't talking about mutations like rolling around in radioactive waste.
[–]r_rainwater 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Anytime I see anything like this, all I can think is "HAHA U MAD". And as soon as I finished typing this I saw knee-dicks and I realized I could never be the top comment. :(
[–]vladimir_puta 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
George Washington? So divine.
[–]Ziggerton 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Apparently we evolved from a common ancestor that had more cocks than a hentai tentacle rape monster
[–]138cbc138 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Is that from indianas new creationism "science" text book?
We evolved from hentai?
[–]Aesir1 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
How does a person who believes in "Creation Man" tie his shoes, let alone figure out how to upload on image on a computer?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I think it's amazing that that guy (both of them) developed leaves, but I really don't think he has enough. You need a lot of leaves to photosynthesise to power a human brain. Also can I see the female version of the guy on the right?
[–]Splatterh0use 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Dicks everywhere.
[–]dlq84 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Seems legit
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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