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Things that make you go AWW! -- like puppies, and bunnies, and so on...

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[–]willsingforchocolate 123 points124 points ago

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Looks like a fancy table at a nice restaurant...I hope the duck paid the bill.

[–]ItsGotToMakeSense 15 points16 points ago

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He's barely big enough to reach the top of the glass. He's peking over the edge.

[–]willsingforchocolate 0 points1 point ago

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haawww, awesome

[–]doesnt_get_the_pun 14 points15 points ago

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ducks don't make money ಠ_ಠ

[–]nowxisxforever 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for relevant username. :D

[–]willsingforchocolate 0 points1 point ago

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The ducks I know do. TONS OF IT.

[–]unorigine 0 points1 point ago

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Ducks eat for free at Subway ~ M. Hedberg

[–]quotes_sting_lyrics 0 points1 point ago

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There came a dryness in my mouth Came a dryness in my mouth

[–]doesnotgetthepoint 25 points26 points ago

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so terrible, but so brilliant

[–]deadliestsnatch11 22 points23 points ago

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riduckulous...

[–]Ebob101 13 points14 points ago

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Everybody calm the flap down.

[–]ProbablyMisreadThat 13 points14 points ago

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Why do I deal with you quacks?

[–]carouselunicorn 9 points10 points ago

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You guys are really fowling up the comments section with these puns.

[–]ProbablyMisreadThat 10 points11 points ago

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Water you saying about us?

[–]punsRfun 2 points3 points ago

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That weir really not that funny. It really ducks me off.

[–]carouselunicorn 0 points1 point ago

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Don't be daffy, waddle I do without these jokes?

[–]punsRfun 1 point2 points ago

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I don't mean to ruffle your feathers but weren't you the one grousing about these puns? I don't think that's very good con-duck here.

[–]carouselunicorn 0 points1 point ago

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I've got aviary large apology I have to ponder, maybe I can just wing it. I'm sorry for diving into your duck joke thread. <3

[–]Averiella 5 points6 points ago

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these jokes are egg-stravagant and this discussion is absolutely quackers.

[–]Rubicant8 9 points10 points ago

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Quacks me up

[–]contraryexample 1 point2 points ago

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appetizer

[–]MpegEVIL -3 points-2 points ago

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Ha ha...

[–]sacredesert -2 points-1 points ago

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Lol nice

[–]Electro_Syphilis 62 points63 points ago

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Read it as a dick in a cup.

Was relieved.

[–]lotsoflube[S] 28 points29 points ago

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well that one can be arranged as well

[–]mortymight 5 points6 points ago

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Been anxiously refreshing for 10 hours. Hurry up, goddamn you.

[–]Epoh 1 point2 points ago

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Be patient, I've been looking all over for a bucket that fits

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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this would make sense considering the op's username

[–]c-3do 6 points7 points ago

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I prefer a duck in a box.

[–]marleyrae 2 points3 points ago

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I prefer a dick in a box.

[–]pegasus_x 11 points12 points ago

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Read dick. Came.

[–]KingNick 7 points8 points ago

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A dick in a cup, giiiiiiiiirrrll..

It's my dick in a cup!

[–]TheBlindCat 2 points3 points ago

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...but you still clicked on it...

[–]Weakgrip 0 points1 point ago

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Still not the weirdest dick I've ever seen.

[–]MetallicBird 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer water bottles

zing

[–]TerrynAsaurus-Rex 0 points1 point ago

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Don't tell me what to do.

[–]sleepwithafryingpan 0 points1 point ago

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ITS MY DUCK IN A CUP!

/wrote dick twice before getting it right.

[–]s00pery00per 0 points1 point ago

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I still somehow saw a dick in the thumbnail....

[–]Bonsee 18 points19 points ago

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"I'll take a glass of your finest duck!"

[–]gerkin123 12 points13 points ago

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This eggnog is old

[–]RealCakeDay 55 points56 points ago

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That is a glass.

[–]DJUrsus 13 points14 points ago

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One upvote for you. And now I return to /r/Pedantry.

[–]poompt 12 points13 points ago

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I thought the admins closed all those.

[–]DJUrsus 1 point2 points ago

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It would seem so. The post I made never showed up.

[–]_O1hM-k3aUY 2 points3 points ago

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Upvoted because I hate when people call them cups!

[–]chabooksauce 3 points4 points ago

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What if it's plastic?

[–]AppleDane 1 point2 points ago

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Then it's a plastic glass.

[–]buzzkill_aldrin 1 point2 points ago

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Then it's a plastic glass. Specifically a plastic wine/water glass.

[–]messtastic -1 points0 points ago

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A cup is any small bowl shaped container for drinking out of.

[–]unorigine 1 point2 points ago

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Or for containing stray water fowl.

[–]busy_child 10 points11 points ago

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We drink Baby Duck all the time here in Canada.

[–]presidentender 27 points28 points ago

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One duck one cup.

[–]Mtsnpshots 19 points20 points ago

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That is fowl.

[–]98thRedBalloon 10 points11 points ago

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What a poultry attempt at a pun.

[–]Mtsnpshots 0 points1 point ago

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Your a real coot!

[–]science87 1 point2 points ago

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You're all quackkers.

[–]Mtsnpshots 1 point2 points ago

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Says the Loon.

[–]internet_dragon 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sending you all my therapy bill.

[–]Mtsnpshots 1 point2 points ago

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What a downer.

[–]loggedout 1 point2 points ago

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You guys sure are eggstra special.

[–]mrpoopistan 3 points4 points ago

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Wait til you see two girls one duck.

The girls just keep going and going . . . on about how cute the duck is.

[–]sm4cm 5 points6 points ago

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Awwwmg

[–]TurboDisturbo 2 points3 points ago

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Make sure you cleanse your palate first with some quackers.

[–]OnMyOffDay 2 points3 points ago

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You better be careful, you might quack the glass.

[–]Styxie 3 points4 points ago

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Just a duck in a cup not giving the slightest fuck.

[–]doyoulikepinacoladas 5 points6 points ago

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2 ducks, 1 cup. Coming Soon to Computer Screens Near You!

[–]Pokayto 14 points15 points ago

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[–]SonOfABiiiitch 2 points3 points ago

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Damn it. You just made me "awww". God damn it.

[–]nowxisxforever 0 points1 point ago

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I love this picture more every time I see it. Love!

[–]Shannononononon 2 points3 points ago

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Hey! (bah bah bah) Got any Grapes?

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[–]MpegEVIL 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, every single duck joke has alredy been posted at least twice

[–]waffles93 2 points3 points ago

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Here are my pictures of a duck in a cup! scared for life , kinda a tight fit, Well that's better!

[–]retardtentwanker 1 point2 points ago

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God I want a duckling so fucking bad >:l

[–]Toribor 1 point2 points ago

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This is a duck with a forcefield.

[–]DAspocklover 1 point2 points ago

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Sell these. Take all my money.

[–]LlamaBanana 1 point2 points ago

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*Ducklet

[–]minibug 1 point2 points ago

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Duckface, you're doing it right.

[–]wandering_goat 1 point2 points ago

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There are some pictures that you just have to save without even thinking about it. This is one of them.

[–]noisyturtle 1 point2 points ago

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Put a bird in it!

[–]puddin_s_puddin 1 point2 points ago

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URG swear, the pond seemed bigger last time I was in it.

[–]SanchoPandas 1 point2 points ago

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Vintage duck. Aged to perfection. Please give my regards to your sommelier.

[–]verkey 1 point2 points ago

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OH NO! a cup on my duck :(

[–]Color_blinded 1 point2 points ago

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That's the most adorable duck in a cup I've seen today.

[–]Kslo33 1 point2 points ago

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oh you wanted wine? i thought you wanted to show me off to the whole party :/

[–]diphiminaids 1 point2 points ago

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You have photographed a mallard in aglass.

[–]Bobsentme 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Basilisc 1 point2 points ago

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The duck walked up to a lemonade stand

[–]TheChosenOne013 1 point2 points ago

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Silly duck, you aren't for drinking!

[–]penalfarom 1 point2 points ago

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is this animal abuse?

[–]alicelovesrockets 1 point2 points ago

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why is this so cute to me?

[–]nowxisxforever 2 points3 points ago

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Because ducks are freaking adorable. :D

[–]revan348 1 point2 points ago

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D'aww-uck

[–]legitimate_engineer 1 point2 points ago

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I see your duck in a cup and I raise you a dog in a box

[–]nowxisxforever 0 points1 point ago

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Silly dog, that's for cats!

(But sooooo cute! I want to pet.)

[–]electriccrowbar 1 point2 points ago

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Despite all my rage i'm still just a duck in a cup...

[–]MikeVoldemort[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Next day on r/askreddit: how do you clean bird poop out of a cup?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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cuteeeeeeeeee

[–]WDonny4 1 point2 points ago

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First up vote ever was a duck in a cup.......... yeah

[–]familyguy20 1 point2 points ago

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Just a duck in a cup not giving a fuck.

[–]MKiller51 1 point2 points ago

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lets get ducked up!

[–]FastTurtleFour 1 point2 points ago

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Who actually down votes these??

[–]Ampersands_Of_Time 1 point2 points ago

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Honest, straightforward, duck-related: all qualities I like in a r/aww

[–]Elrox 1 point2 points ago

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Duckin Glassy.

[–]CornfireDublin 1 point2 points ago

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Got any grapes?

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[–]catface85 0 points1 point ago

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step two: put your duck in the cup

[–]Keep_Scrolling 0 points1 point ago

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I hope you aren't going to drink that.

[–]AbsolutePureEvil 0 points1 point ago

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just lookin' to see how many trolled " it's a glass"... hmmm, lots of glass-holes in here..

[–]The_White_Ranger 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, so that's what's in Andre Cold Duck

[–]HungryHungryKoalas 0 points1 point ago

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Dat's cwazy!

[–]StR82Sn0W 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ezra_epwell 0 points1 point ago

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You see I didn't realize...DUCKS EAT FOR FREE AT SUBWAY!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason my first thought was "2 girls 1 duck". My mind has been poisoned by the interwebz.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hello cute cousin!

[–]raffig 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome

[–]AnIrrelevantElephant 0 points1 point ago

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ITS MY DUCK IN A CUP.........duck in a cuppppp bayyy aayyy

[–]specialk3 0 points1 point ago

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JUST a duck in a cup?

[–]MpegEVIL 0 points1 point ago

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Why?...well, why not?

[–]dontcryferguson 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of this: http://thegoosesmother.com/id47.html People keep ducks as indoor pets and use little harnesses to catch their mess.

Maybe cups work just as well for that purpose...

[–]ninjured 0 points1 point ago

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hanukkah... duck in a cup

[–]delebird 0 points1 point ago

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i expected stockphoto watermark

[–]Skeebop 0 points1 point ago

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cupduck!

[–]gillpatrick 0 points1 point ago

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you must have needed lotsoflube to get it in there! rotflmfao omg just kidding lulz

[–]x-intercept 0 points1 point ago

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That's not my wine

[–]EasleyAmused 0 points1 point ago

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[–]i_pee_in_sinks 0 points1 point ago

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2 Ducks 1 Cup

[–]scrtagent101 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why, but this picture just feels right.

[–]johnsterx 0 points1 point ago

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Mallard Fizz for me please, Maurice.

[–]meowserz 0 points1 point ago

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It's a duck in a cup! A duck in a cup, gurl. It's a duck in a cup (ooohhhh)...see I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' and I've got just the one, to show that you are second to none!

[–]jzyk77 0 points1 point ago

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two-buck chuck duck.

[–]ldiezm 0 points1 point ago

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move along

[–]nowxisxforever 0 points1 point ago

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Fantastic~! So beautiful. I love duckies. :D

[–]UllrichFromGeldeland 0 points1 point ago

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i read that as "dick" in a cup.......yet still clicked on it

[–]coopdaloop123 0 points1 point ago

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this is quacktastic

[–]obvious-is-obvious 0 points1 point ago

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[–]gypsy_tits 0 points1 point ago

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It's just my duck in a cup.... Justin timberlakes voice

[–]SauceBawce 0 points1 point ago

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Misread the title. Luckily i did though

[–]yearz 0 points1 point ago

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damn it I said Bordeaux!

[–]jaheiner 0 points1 point ago

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I like my duck, shaken, not stirred.

[–]kxhawkins 0 points1 point ago

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I read that title very wrongly. Step 1- you get a cup. Step 2- you put your duck in that cup ...

[–]axloc 0 points1 point ago

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Not a single duck was given

[–]Yocomedy12 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even know why this is cute.....it just....is.

[–]ashrevolts 0 points1 point ago

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this made my whole week. thank good sir or madam.

[–]ElBrad 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't the proper packaging a Duck in a Box?

[–]eaglex47 0 points1 point ago

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thats not my duck thats a cell phone

[–]HateCrusade 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else hear this sound when you stare at its eyes?

[–]DidymusEi 0 points1 point ago

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Step 1: Cut a hole in the cup.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's my duck in a cup. Every single holiday a duck in a cup.

[–]hellointernet81 0 points1 point ago

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Wake up, wake up, wake up just a duck in a cuppppp To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get upppp

[–]soal1 0 points1 point ago

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whats up cup duck?

[–]Santorum_Supporter 0 points1 point ago

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just a duck in a cup, nothing to see here. hey what the fuck are you looking at?

[–]Burf-_- 0 points1 point ago

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ok i just had a cutegasm

[–]TallSprite 0 points1 point ago

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I want a duck in a cup please.

[–]TheMilkMan4 0 points1 point ago

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need another duck for 2 ducks 1 cup

[–]akpak 0 points1 point ago

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As Advertised

[–]plethorgalgas 0 points1 point ago

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Made me think of the song "Dick in a Box"

[–]1541drive 0 points1 point ago

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Two ducks and a cup?

[–]catface85 0 points1 point ago

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take a look inside, its my duck in a cup

[–]Student_Psychologist 0 points1 point ago

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What the duck?

[–]adorablefairprincess 0 points1 point ago

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I just gusta'd all over.

[–]theLucubrator -1 points0 points ago

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Not gonna lie, also read it as dick.

[–]theLucubrator -1 points0 points ago

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2 dicks, 1 cup?

[–]loonybinjones -1 points0 points ago

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It's a cup, with duck in it. I call it cup of duck. Just put an ‘F’ on it there and let me go home.

[–]I_B_Trolling -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Miko54 -1 points0 points ago

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the ugly duckling

[–]nmathew 0 points1 point ago

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Naw, it's cute now. It won't get ugly for about 2 weeks.

[–]John_um -1 points0 points ago

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I read "just a dick in a cup."

[–]JimmyMcShiv -1 points0 points ago

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Misread as a dick in a cup.

[–]mooseKaboose -1 points0 points ago

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I believe this is relevant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

[–]vodkamutini -1 points0 points ago

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I'D LIKE A GLASS OF YOUR FINEST DUCK MY GOOD SIR sniffs duck MMM YES A FINE YEAR

[–]always-right -1 points0 points ago

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great. now I need a duck in a cup. Thanks a lot.

[–]Appare -1 points0 points ago

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All right, nothing out of the ordinary here. Next!

[–]waxiestapple -1 points0 points ago

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Redditors seem to forget reposts pretty often.

[–]ennahoj -1 points0 points ago

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It's my duck in a cup ♪♪♪

[–]Haneesh716 -1 points0 points ago

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I read that so wrong.

I was looking for a boner for at least 30 seconds before I looked back at the title.

[–]SCHelmick -1 points0 points ago

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Duck in a Cup!

Step 1: Get a duck for a cup. Step 2: Put your duck in that cup. Step 3: Make her drink from the cup.
...and that's the way it goes...

[–]sryihad2 -1 points0 points ago

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aww, breakfast in Japan

[–]pesadelo -1 points0 points ago

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this is going to be the next porn fad. duck in a cup. pornstars eat live ducks and incorporate that into sex.

[–]tarsdplooger -1 points0 points ago

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I hate posts like this...

[–]DanAbnormal 1 point2 points ago

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You mean reposts?

[–]HoboNarwhal -2 points-1 points ago

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Decapitate it with your teeth

[–]apholmes -2 points-1 points ago

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Uh oh, here comes PETA...

[–]PanicPilz[!] -2 points-1 points ago

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I hear they drink this in China. It's considered a delicacy.

[–]chabooksauce -3 points-2 points ago

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"Someone's going to have to run this thing through a blender if I'm expected to drink it."

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[–]MpegEVIL 3 points4 points ago

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Ducks will not be hurt. Ducks are awesome.