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[–]philip-fry 12 points13 points ago

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In Thailand you have to screw your motor to go.

[–]mikenacho 0 points1 point ago

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its true

[–]GuyWhoLikesHats 7 points8 points ago

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This made me inhale chips

[–]Sinnermario 16 points17 points ago

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but the moon is behind them .

[–]the_satch 29 points30 points ago

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He's wearing thaity-whities.

[–]Electri -1 points0 points ago

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I came here to say exactly this. Well done.

[–]vogonpoetry42 3 points4 points ago

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The guy at the motor in the Tighty Wighties got me so good.

[–]ZSUKO210 8 points9 points ago

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The captain isn't supposed to go down ON his ship..but with it.

[–]lamaOnATricycle 2 points3 points ago

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That looks like Gus from RvB.

[–]MarkNarwahlberg 0 points1 point ago

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fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I was gonna say that GAWDAAAAAA!!

[–]John_Redcorn126 4 points5 points ago

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dat ass

[–]hausmanjm92 1 point2 points ago

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this is now one of my favorite puns. thank you

[–]COMMANDER94 1 point2 points ago

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Good Job my friend

[–]texx777 1 point2 points ago

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"Oh you Thai? I Thai too!"

[–]p3t3r133 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting a fat woman's thigh's

[–]7zark77 3 points4 points ago

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Thaitanic is the name of a restaurant in Washington DC

[–]_pagan_poetry_ 0 points1 point ago

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Also here in Belfast.

We built the Titanic and, for some reason, still like to tell this fact to anyone who will listen.

It's probably because, "We built a huge ship that sank and killed hundreds on its maiden voyage" sounds slightly better than "We have been fighting among ourselves and killing each other for years for little-to-no reason".

[–]DillRoddington 0 points1 point ago

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I live just around the corner from it. Good place.

Edit: sp.

[–]luckyshell 0 points1 point ago

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It is my goal to find this so called restaurant. Yelp always misleads me :(

[–]Love_N 1 point2 points ago

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Is - is that Goatse starting the motor? (Hard to tell with his clothes on.)

[–]Music-Chicky25 0 points1 point ago

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Waka waka

[–]hamstermarl 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if that dude's undies has skid marks?

[–]Jugemu 0 points1 point ago

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Alternately: Thightanic.

[–]SakeBomberman 0 points1 point ago

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Lady boys in thailand have seen this movie 16 times in theatres already

[–]ceritul 0 points1 point ago

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underpants ... UNDERPANTSSSSSS

[–]stoor 0 points1 point ago

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I cant help but to pronounce this as "thigh tanic"

[–]goinunder0390 -5 points-4 points ago

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