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[–]kbuz 415 points416 points ago

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"Oh I'm on TV! Better let the viewers know who I am" summons caption description

[–]zmansman17 64 points65 points ago

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Not sure if real wizard or captions have gotten very good

[–]Sir_Stinkles 76 points77 points ago

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Merlin's beard! The Ministry of Magic is gonna go apeshit since he did this on national television

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points ago

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I feel like if I got my degree from Hogwarts I would mostly end up doing flashy little pointless spells like this. Its not like I used what I learned in college to save the world.

[–]aslina 18 points19 points ago

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Not YET anyway. An Epic Climactic Battle with Dark Lord Rick Scott awaits you Florida...I'll buy your ticket if you promise to win.

[–]snowbeer 3 points4 points ago

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Damn, you're good at fanfic.

[–]imanerd000 1 point2 points ago

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you and i, my friend!

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[–]sydney__carton 4 points5 points ago

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Definitely real wizard.

[–]Guersom77 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a believer now.

[–]PR3DD1T0R 1 point2 points ago

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He's not a wizard, he's a Spanish waiter.

[–]TheTaoOfBill 52 points53 points ago

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You're a wizard, Rafael.

[–]romulcah 10 points11 points ago

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I started supporting Liverpool in the darkness of the Souness years and Rafa is still by far my favourite Liverpool manager of my time watching them. Would love to see him back managing in the Premier League somewhere.

[–]Max_Quordlepleen 10 points11 points ago

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Funny, funny man.

Reporter: "Rafa, I notice you're growing a beard!" Rafa: "I lost my razor."

Couple of weeks later... Reporter: "Rafa, your beard's gone!" Rafa: "I found my razor."

[–]Evilsmako 0 points1 point ago

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Woah. its like hes a wizard... and the reporters from the stone age when razor's werent invented.

[–]Aerdirnaithon 2 points3 points ago

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I started supporting Liverpool in 07-08. I also would like Benitez back; he's a fantastic tactician.

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[–]plebbzor 0 points1 point ago

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Rafa's actually from Madrid.

[–]TheTaoOfBill -4 points-3 points ago

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LOL He says what we're all thinking!

[–]dontmutemeplz 147 points148 points ago

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Benítez moved away from Real Madrid but management spells at Real Valladolid and Osasuna were short-lived and unsuccessful.

Taken from wikipedia article. Rafael Benitez

spells.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Mike81890 12 points13 points ago

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Well he did perform a miracle in Istanbul

[–]Captainpatch 44 points45 points ago

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He must not be much of a wizard, management spells are first year shit.

[–]sirushi 8 points9 points ago

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I dunno, mind control can get kinda tricky sometimes.

[–]KingToasty 3 points4 points ago

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I thought it worked really well on the weak-minded.

[–]EndymionAwake 6 points7 points ago

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Well it depends on the exact type of spell. Direct full mind control is easier on 'simple minded' targets, while subtle mental suggestion is easier on the very intelligent.

This is due to the locations of the mind that are targeted by the spells. Suggestion spells just offset the values of some various internal systems.... Highly intelligent minds tend to have a higher level of 'internal trust' in their minds, they won't second-guess their implanted suggestions.

Full mind control, meanwhile, is easier on the simple-minded because it relies on a very large amount of mental manipulation. The simple method is simply complete suppression of the mind and a takeover of the input/output systems, but this leaves the wizard vulnerable as he must act as the mind. The more difficult method involves writing a new program for the mind, hacking it into place in some odd corner of unused gray matter, (Ever notice that alien abducties don't have great memories of their childhood?) and then rewiring the input/output to that (and possibly a lot more wiring of data back to normal systems in case of a long-term control spell. Anyways, the important thing to know is that in a 'simple minded' individual, there is often a lot less shit to rewire between the bits, and the real mind is less likely to detect and fight off the override.

[–]SecularMantis 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Esparno 1 point2 points ago

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There's a difference?

[–]ForgettableUsername 1 point2 points ago

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I have a feeling management spells would have something to do with six sigma.

[–]Aerdirnaithon -1 points0 points ago

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He's actually one of the best tacticians around. But I will say that he should be given little control over transfers.

[–]therealjag 35 points36 points ago

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Only a wizard can win the Champions League in his first season with a club and later on get sacked from the same club. Mothafuckin' GENIUS!!

[–]mcshiny 15 points16 points ago

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Won the champions league with Djimi Traore as his starting left back. Therefore, wizard.

[–]thenorwegianblue 2 points3 points ago

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Also, the great Biscan

[–]_Tree_Beard_ 2 points3 points ago

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Smicer, Baros. The list goes on...

[–]Noobleton 1 point2 points ago

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Smicer was good :O

Or at least I remember him not sucking on the level of Biscan and Traore...I was only 14 at the time...

[–]adzmeister 2 points3 points ago

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Comeback from 3 nil down at half time in the final to win on pens, also having players like Vladimir Smicer, Djimi Traore and Igor Biscan in the squad!

[–]jajison 2 points3 points ago

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Honestly, he's the reason they were down 3-0. Gerrard and the other players on the pitch were the reason they came back. Of course, it helped that Gerrard made the most obvious dive in history hahaha.

[–]wardamn_adam 0 points1 point ago

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Ah the wizardry of Hicks and Gillet. Boy I miss them.

PS. NOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOT

[–]willjmaith 0 points1 point ago

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Hicks and Gillet didn't own the club in 2005...

[–]wardamn_adam 0 points1 point ago

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Should've been more clear, was talking about Rafa getting fired

[–]tristanofkiel 0 points1 point ago

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Only a wizard could win the Champions league, then make a team better and better each year without winning it again...

[–]bonsmoth 9 points10 points ago

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i went ahead and FTFY

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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He must have cast a revenge spell on Andy Carroll.

"Scorius Fuckallius"

[–]vsal 33 points34 points ago*

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That was the least enthusiastic "hadouken!" ever.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 14 points15 points ago

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Liverpool must be the new Hogwarts.

[–]Lilday 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, Schools in Liverpool teach spells such as "Stealius Televisiono" and "Runfromah Policerman."

[–]beef_ericson 12 points13 points ago

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Buster Bluth is a wizard?

[–]WaltsAztec 3 points4 points ago

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I saw that too! Looks like he got his hand back.

[–]Lazerkatz 78 points79 points ago

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Wasnt this in on the front page like 2 days ago

[–]GeneralWarts 58 points59 points ago

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If you have /r/gifs subbed.

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/pmwwe/magic_hands/

But I don't think most do.

[–]fkobbe 10 points11 points ago

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B-One-AZE!

[–]GeneralWarts 4 points5 points ago

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I think the "If it fits, it ships" guys might have something to say about this new tag.

[–]KyleW17 6 points7 points ago

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Looks like we have similar taste in RES tags.

[–]Sharrakor 0 points1 point ago

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What's the joke here?

[–]CrunxMan 1 point2 points ago

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I do now!

[–]EndymionAwake 1 point2 points ago

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/r/gifs.... its like /r/videos for people who hate sound, full speed streaming, and quality.

Holy shit! Since when does reddit auto-link /r/thingies that I type in?

[–]Garanik 1 point2 points ago

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Since you got Reddit Enhancement Suite. Look, I like to listen to music while I reddit, and Opeth is not music that goes well with pauses.

[–]EndymionAwake -1 points0 points ago*

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I don't have the RES though. I /HATE/ the RES and will never use it. So unless you're suggesting the stylish styles I have to show me hidden ponies is causing it, the links are becoming links due to reddit.

[–]MADBAKER 10 points11 points ago

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I doubt it. you really think the same content would appear on a site over and over again?

[–]SirHashAloT 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Mike81890 5 points6 points ago

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Or r/soccer

[–]plebbzor 0 points1 point ago

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[–]tomlol 7 points8 points ago

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Nevermind 2 days... it's about 3 years old.

[–]xhandler 9 points10 points ago

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3 years? That gif is from 2005 or 2006

[–]MrSilvus 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure I remember seeing it sometime in the early 80's.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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welcome to reddit

[–]Grant_Mac 1 point2 points ago

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This is getting ridiculous. This was on the frontpage 2 days ago after it was posted in r/gifs, now it's back on the frontpage because of r/funny. It used to be that you could unsub from the big reddits to avoid this, but now that doesn't even work.

[–]CallMeBrimstone 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, it was. And it'll probably be back in 2 more days.

[–]moonski 0 points1 point ago

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2 years

and probably 2 years before that

www.repostit.com

[–]thebeefytaco 0 points1 point ago

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Try a few years...

[–]JB_UK 11 points12 points ago

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Rafael Benitez is an all round good guy, and even after being sacked has a strong relationship with the city of Liverpool, and the club's supporters. After winning the European Cup in his first season, he was nicknamed the Rafatollah by fans, with rather absurd mock processions. Here he is giving his thoughts on cricket.

[–]megaman78978 8 points9 points ago

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Rafa is an honorary Liverpudlian. Don't forget the donations he's made to the Hillsborough foundation. Even when he left the club, he donated 96,000£ to Hillsborough charity. And I remember him at Anfield sheeding a tear during the 22nd Hillsborough memorial. No matter what people say about his managerial skills, he'll always be a legend in my opinion.

[–]BrooklynLions 27 points28 points ago*

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"When you walk...through the storm....hold your head....up high...and don't be afraid...of the dark"

[–]dr_derp627 14 points15 points ago

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YNWA

[–]oneXnine 4 points5 points ago

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I just keep hearing the lightsaber noise in my head.

bwwwaaahhhmmm

[–]Cannondale1986 5 points6 points ago

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This was posted the day before yesterday, and made it to the front page.

[–]ncocca 1 point2 points ago

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This was also posted way, way before that. It happens.

[–]retrominge[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Everytime this gif resurfaces I get excited. Possibly my favourite ever.

[–]sonicon 2 points3 points ago

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Either it's once in a trillion type of moment, or he's a wizard. Let's use Occam's razor. He's a wizard.

[–]roland333 2 points3 points ago

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Fans of Liverpool were so impressed that they did this

[–]Purdy8 6 points7 points ago

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RAFA RAFAEL RAFA RAFAEL RAFA RAFAEL RAFAEL BENITEZ.

[–]morla74[!] 2 points3 points ago

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didn't even wait a week for the repost?

[–]plebbzor 0 points1 point ago

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Well this isn't really something that happened yesterday considering he hasn't been Liverpool's manager for some years now.

[–]morla74[!] 0 points1 point ago

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touche

[–]linenloren 1 point2 points ago

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I knew it.

[–]Dat_mittens 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ulvund 1 point2 points ago

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[–]prophet74 1 point2 points ago

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Not wizardry. All cameras at sporting events are now equipped with Kinect® tech built in. I'm..uh..not making this up.

[–]Mike81890 1 point2 points ago

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Especially because this gif is from 3+ years ago

[–]prophet74 0 points1 point ago

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You assume Kinect® was first introduced on the xbox..tsk tsk

[–]BoydParham 1 point2 points ago

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That's a fact

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 1 point2 points ago

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Judging what he has done with Liverpool... Yeah, I'd say he's pretty much a wizard.

[–]Volvulus 1 point2 points ago

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It took me a while to realize that was not Kevin Spacey =/

[–]mattfred 0 points1 point ago

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glad I wasn't the only one

[–]michaeldavidwatson 1 point2 points ago

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Kind of looks like Buster.

[–]aslina 1 point2 points ago

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He puts on his robe and wizard hat

WAIT NO--

[–]GrowdonTreeman 1 point2 points ago

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I don't always repost, but when I do, it's already been posted.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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As a Liverpool fan I would just like to say. Traore still has more Champions League medals than all of the London.

5 times.

[–]ServerGeek 5 points6 points ago

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Wow.. the timing of that is absolutely perfect.

[–]theknightwhosays_nee 66 points67 points ago

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YOU DON'T SAY...

[–]honestchippy 13 points14 points ago

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If your username was "StatesTheObvious" you would have 50 karma on this comment

[–]NagastaBagamba 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder how long until the 'merkins figure out that both Liverpool and Arsenal are footie teams and pop that joke from The IT Crowd.

[–]Mike81890 5 points6 points ago

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Eh. I've seen every Liverpool game this year (and almost all from the last few seasons). I've been to Liverpool to watch the Reds play.

I'm American

[–]NagastaBagamba 3 points4 points ago

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North or South American? How many seconds does it take you to say "goal"?

[–]logancook44 9 points10 points ago

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As a Liverpool fan, I don't say "goal".

[–]Mike81890 0 points1 point ago

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North American.

[–]medietic 1 point2 points ago

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As if you couldn't already figure that out by simply watching the show?

[–]minutman 0 points1 point ago

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So it begins...........

[–]703dragon 0 points1 point ago

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Hadouken!

[–]meantism 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]truebeans 0 points1 point ago

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The economy is bad. It must have been the only job he could find.

Either that or he's just a mediocre wizard.

[–]bergy7 0 points1 point ago

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Voila now you know who I am

[–]Otaku_Son 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, why don't you just link to YouTube? Wizards galore caught on tape there. I'm one myself.

[–]ILOVEGLADOS 0 points1 point ago

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Remember seeing this live on TV back in 2005, I saw it and thought, "whoa, that was weird", laughed for a few seconds and went back to being nervous about the game.

I looked and asked around the room and no one had noticed it, if only we had Sky+ back then....

[–]Djsx64 0 points1 point ago

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What is this black magic?

[–]Remnance627 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if real wizard, or editors are trolling us.

[–]Flint_stone 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so stoned right now and this is awesome.

[–]bhermit 0 points1 point ago

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Dat timing.

[–]jcos444 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't this on the front page like...2 days ago? That's some damn fine turn around time...even for reddit.

[–]adamos486 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Genericdruid 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, I live about 50 meters from where this was filmed!

[–]moonski 0 points1 point ago

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I hop OP is the ultimate repost troll...

[–]SpaceManAndy 0 points1 point ago

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On...tape? What is this tape?

[–]Kauii 0 points1 point ago

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lolwut

[–]SamsonIzor 0 points1 point ago

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You cant explain that!

[–]LFOME 0 points1 point ago

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This was so fucking funny at a [7]

[–]snap_wilson 0 points1 point ago

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Best business card ever!

[–]Eridanus_Supervoid 0 points1 point ago

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"Check out my magic, motherfuckers. Whatever."

[–]iseemultiplethings 0 points1 point ago

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You are now watching Disney Channel

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 0 points1 point ago

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and not a single shout out was given to r/soccer that day

[–]badgarok725 0 points1 point ago

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In other recent news, WWII is over

[–]iAurion 0 points1 point ago

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Harry potter, years later.

[–]Starklet 0 points1 point ago

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First time I laughed this hard in about a month. Good work sir.

[–]narbz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]4realthistime 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I give out my Phone Number...

[–]sfwestbank 0 points1 point ago

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At 7:11 pm, I have found a post with 1234 up votes

[–]vivaldi_va 0 points1 point ago

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Liverpool? Wizard? I don't think so.

[–]Crevil 0 points1 point ago

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Yer a wizard Rafa!

[–]Bishopkilljoy 0 points1 point ago

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"You're a wizzard bob"

[–]doombunny0 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! it took 3 days to repost that! Nice work!

[–]wisewizard 0 points1 point ago

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Shit shit shit! We need a blackout team here pronto! We got a level 10 exposure event!

[–]RouseHouse1013 0 points1 point ago

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If he's a wizard why do Liverpool still suck so much? BOOM!

[–]plebbzor 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously he hasn't had much to do with how Liverpool have or have not played the last couple of seasons.

[–]RouseHouse1013 0 points1 point ago

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So the spell only lasted while he was there. Fair enough...

[–]wiltj 0 points1 point ago

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Rafael the grey tie, white shirt, black jacket.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The name is Rafael Benitez, bitch.

wooosh

[–]Aurvant 0 points1 point ago

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If I haven't seen it it's new to me!

[–]logancook44 0 points1 point ago

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he's a wizard at taking a top three EPL club and driving them into the ground with guys like Alberto Aquilani and by selling guys like Xabi Alonso and Javier Mascherano.

[–]adzmeister 1 point2 points ago

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Hardly his fault when the club were on the bones of their arse after being bled dry by Laurel and Hardy for all the club was worth.

[–]RdMrcr -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]loladin -1 points0 points ago

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wizard? more like a fat spanish waiter

[–]jacobryan99 -1 points0 points ago

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Congratulations on your repost that got more upvotes than the original ಠ_ಠ http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/pmwwe/magic_hands/

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[–]churika 2 points3 points ago

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I've never seen it before. Calm the fuck down. Not everyone on reddit was a redditor 6 years ago when it started.

[–]furywarrior 1 point2 points ago

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he's been a redditor for a whole five months. He's seen it all, man.

[–]lightbluesuit 2 points3 points ago

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You're not looking very hard, are you?

[–]Campin 3 points4 points ago

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Close, actually it's the dog bitch slapping the human.

[–]entropyblues -1 points0 points ago

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...What's "tape"?

[–]Otaku_Son 1 point2 points ago

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It's what you put around a package when you want to mail it.

[–]ronjack -1 points0 points ago

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That's not a wizard. That's Kevin Spacey.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Tell me his name is harry

[–]red321red321 -5 points-4 points ago*

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my favorite rafa chant by opposing supporters

'fat spanish waiter, you're just a fat spanish waiter, fat spanish waiiiiiter, you're just a fat spanish waiter.'

if rafa gets the madrid job then rafa must have dirt on god or something.

[–]ipown11 -2 points-1 points ago

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the more you know