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[–]danczar 18 points19 points ago

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He was really trying to say "More Magnus."

[–]ben_there_raped_that 7 points8 points ago

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A young Charlie Kelly...

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

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Dude there's gonna be so many magnets! Gets drunk, forgets the whole thing.

[–]cake_my_day 3 points4 points ago

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FTFY: Magneto, age 4.

[–]vtbeavens 8 points9 points ago

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Good luck figuring out how they work..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Maxwell wrote the equations, which were different from what Newton had written, then Einstein reconciled them with relativity.

Basically, magnetism is Lorenz contraction of electric charges.

Is it clear now?

[–]jakeallen 2 points3 points ago

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I just spent about 20 minutes reading the Wikipedia entries for those words. While not mathematically clear, I could give a satisfactory explanation of how magnets work. Satisfactory to me, at least.

So yes, it's clear now. TIL. Hit the lawyer, delete the gym. Facebook, how do they work?

Also, Einstein is magic.

[–]yukiko91 0 points1 point ago

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I think he was referencing this btw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmvxAcT_Yc

[–]cyrilio 3 points4 points ago

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Also: Magnus looks really intense.

[–]Bishopkilljoy 2 points3 points ago

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Im more worried for the kid wanting to swim with sharks

[–]Dapwell 2 points3 points ago

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[–]yeaweckin 1 point2 points ago

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Kid wants to swim with the sharks. Have fun

[–]michalube 0 points1 point ago

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do you think lily realizes she just proposed instating a monarchy?

[–]nickx360 0 points1 point ago

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More magnets?....Hail Magneto!

[–]freshment 0 points1 point ago

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I see a complex plot forming around those three...

[–]phishroom 0 points1 point ago

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Future Superhero, Magnus.

[–]ErmacAnd1 0 points1 point ago

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Def a new zoo and swimming with sharks would save Melb... oh you meant the magnets kid...

[–]Last_Years_Villain 0 points1 point ago

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Shits been reposted more times than an old wooden fence.

[–]enterfunnynamehere 0 points1 point ago

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Of course! The answer was always there on the fridge.....magnets......

[–]Bolesy 0 points1 point ago

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magnets, always with the magnets...

[–]c0rn0 0 points1 point ago

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To hell with Magnus. The kid next to him is named Abdujabar. I wanna shake his parents hands, because that name is 15 kinds of awesome.

[–]BlackLiteAttack 0 points1 point ago

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"Mister Prime Minister! Mister Prime Minister! What will you do to make Melbourne a better place to live?"

"More magnets."

"And what about economic stimulation? Crime rate? What about-"

"MORE. MAGNETS. O________O"

[–]DJCapacity 0 points1 point ago

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He's the hero Melbourne deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

[–]TomorrowsFool 0 points1 point ago

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.... Lions don't swim.

[–]BluLite 1 point2 points ago

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It's a good thing that's not what he said, then. He said he wanted to swim with sharks.

[–]tuxedojacob 0 points1 point ago

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Someone has to balance out the cool kid.

[–]chiefhanker[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Lily must be from Toorak, i'm sure her Mum does it professionally