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[–]singlewhitewolf 489 points490 points ago

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I just want to rub its little head!

[–]blumpkinator69 350 points351 points ago

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If you do that it might slobber.

[–]Happy-Fappy 322 points323 points ago

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ʘ‿ʘ

[–]Dog_Dick_Red 130 points131 points ago

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[–]Happy-Fappy 109 points110 points ago

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[–]BCP6J9YqYF6xDbB3 52 points53 points ago

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I like where this is going.

[–]Kamesod 7 points8 points ago

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How the fuck do you log in on different computers?

[–]captainbastard 3 points4 points ago

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Mad deja vu...I think the answer is he Googles stuff he's said in previous posts and just copy/paste the username.

I have no idea where, or even if I've seen this before, might be a different forum and/or user or something, but I would bet 5p I'm right.

[–]BCP6J9YqYF6xDbB3 2 points3 points ago

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You're not

[–]captainbastard 2 points3 points ago

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5p's in the post.

[–]TheOkayGuy 34 points35 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Captain_LargePoop 5 points6 points ago

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Well thats the end of that

[–]valeyard89 3 points4 points ago

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ʘ‿ಠ

[–]captain_spaulding512 1 point2 points ago

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I am sad I don't know how to make these faces.

[–]valeyard89 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Richard_Louis 1 point2 points ago

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o‿o -.............

[–]IS_THIS_ONE_TAKEN 1 point2 points ago

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゚ ヮ゚

[–]NerdBot9000 34 points35 points ago

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I recognize your username...!

[–]NBAallstar 14 points15 points ago

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I recognize that mug.

[–]ritzyboi 14 points15 points ago

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Sadly, i dont recognize this NBA allstar.

[–]Thrasymachus7 1 point2 points ago

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I tagged you as "Genius." I hope I'm not giving you too much credit, Happy-Fappy.

[–]wolfvision 1 point2 points ago

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or get bigger

[–]SuperWolf 73 points74 points ago

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Hey! It's not little, it's average.

[–]FakeOriginStories 2 points3 points ago*

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It was a Thursday he would never forget, for that fateful Thursday he received his three wolf moon shirt in the mail. From the moment he put it on, he knew something was different. The garment seemed to pulse with an otherworldly power and he felt this urge to howl. Once he did, the transformation started and things would never be the same.

[–]Rorick 43 points44 points ago

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Just the tip?

[–]CodexAngel 19 points20 points ago

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Just for a minute.

[–]Cap-Slock 19 points20 points ago

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Just to see how it feels

[–]DanielLikesPie 24 points25 points ago

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For Science.

[–]dizeazdgoat 1 point2 points ago

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Or stroke its entirety

[–]dumponmychest69 1 point2 points ago

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[–]iregretjumping 926 points927 points ago

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Cocker Spaniel?

[–]zzman1490 479 points480 points ago*

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English Mas-Stiff

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 296 points297 points ago

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Dicks-hund

[–]dollarglis 261 points262 points ago

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Shetland Sheepdong

[–]theblackthunder 150 points151 points ago

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Siberian Husky

[–]PretendPhD 458 points459 points ago

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It's a cock guys. A penis.

[–]beef_creature 210 points211 points ago

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[–]dwehrietke 168 points169 points ago

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It's clearly a Golden Reliever

[–]Allst4rme 103 points104 points ago

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Weiner dog.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]crybaby5 11 points12 points ago

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we have a winner

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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wiener, surely

[–]Magik-Waffle 46 points47 points ago

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NO NO NO! You have to put the original forward-motion gif first, then someone else responds with the reverse one to maximize karma. Then everyone jumps on the train. HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING?

[–]battle_hardened 6 points7 points ago

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Has this karma train you were referring to departed yet?

[–]halogrand 39 points40 points ago

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[–]Toastyyy 22 points23 points ago

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I came here to find this .gif and upvote it.

[–]Celery_Waffle 14 points15 points ago

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The hammer is my penis.

[–]Mephisto6 9 points10 points ago

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Oh look at my wrist, I gotta go!

[–]SeaOfScrolls 1 point2 points ago

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Upboats for dr horrible

[–]rohitjs 21 points22 points ago

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a hairy one

[–]Wheat_Grinder 6 points7 points ago

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With his two fuzzy friends.

[–]thedefiant 5 points6 points ago

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Are you a doctor? Where is captain obvious when you need him?

[–]timbowman1 6 points7 points ago

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He DOES have a PhD.

[–]tunedout 6 points7 points ago

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Pretty hairy dog?

[–]Monk_E 5 points6 points ago

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A pretty hard dick?

[–]Captain_Generous 3 points4 points ago

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Erm whats this? I heard you were looking for a Captain

[–]iamesauce 4 points5 points ago

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Not you. GTFO.

[–]Captain_Generous 1 point2 points ago

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Show a little love lamesauce

[–]srd178 40 points41 points ago

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Labia Retriever

[–]StupidRobot 22 points23 points ago

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Tibetan Manstick

[–]InterruptingDog 2 points3 points ago

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RUFF

[–]LouWaters 10 points11 points ago

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I have a Siberian Husky. He is a dick.

[–]panky117 6 points7 points ago

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English Pointer

[–]ffffffuuuuuuuuu 18 points19 points ago

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weiner dog

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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German Penisherd.... shit... wait.... Siberian Penisky... ya... that's far more clever.

[–]quazimoto69 16 points17 points ago

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Wiener dog... too easy.

[–]whistlestopnomad 4 points5 points ago

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Fur-fucking-dickulous.

[–]Depersonalization 32 points33 points ago*

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No, it's a circumcised Wookie penis trophy.

edit: I was wrong, if you examine it closely you can see it's a replica

[–]_Particle_Man_ 10 points11 points ago

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Damned Chinese knockoffs!

[–]promethephile 3 points4 points ago

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Cockoffs, man... Cockoffs.

[–]Dafever 3 points4 points ago

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Tell ya what. I know a guy that's an expert on circumcised wookie penis trophies. Until then, I can give you about six bucks for it.

[–]Devourator 12 points13 points ago

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Cock or Spaniel?

[–]pimpdaddy11 1 point2 points ago

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Karma train whoop whoop!

[–]khalestorm 4 points5 points ago

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Goldong retriever

[–]Oxxide 4 points5 points ago*

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[–]jahda 54 points55 points ago

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I came here for the dick jokes

[–]bubba_lexi 59 points60 points ago

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It's funny because he used the word came

[–]miekstro_v2 1 point2 points ago

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Veni, vidi, veni.

[–]MetaX24 1 point2 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]Diddddy 152 points153 points ago

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I just had jaw surgery, this picture will hinder my recovery. Ouch, my face hurts.

[–]EquinsuOcha 215 points216 points ago

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Quit trying to fellate the screen.

[–]HazyCar 50 points51 points ago

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I read that as jew surgery the first time. I thought you were making a circumcision joke.

[–]flowerhead 45 points46 points ago

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haha from now on i'll reffer to circumcision as "jew surgery"

[–]grabmyeye 38 points39 points ago

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Well we do like everything 10% off.

[–]BunsTown 1 point2 points ago

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And I will refer to it as "flowerhead surgery".

[–]flowerhead 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]protopigeon 1 point2 points ago

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do what you like, it's no skin off my nose

[–]promethephile 3 points4 points ago

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Was just about to penis this.

[–]gr33nspan 1 point2 points ago

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Nice, so did I! This site is going to rip the stitches open.

[–]jugulum 68 points69 points ago

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Reminds me of this time I dropped my sock on the floor.

[–]Turco-Bangalore 8 points9 points ago

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Reminds me of this time I was making pancakes.

[–]maximumdoodoo 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of this time I was making cookies.

[–]r_spiders_link 91 points92 points ago

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Reminds me of this time I looked behind my computer desk.

[–]sheldonal 48 points49 points ago

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fuck you. I didn't read your user name :(

[–]User38691 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you for saving me!

[–]Spazzin 82 points83 points ago

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NOPE on top of NOPE.

[–]thanatophiliam 9 points10 points ago

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I saw this comment before I clicked. Thank you.

[–]thisfreakinguy 4 points5 points ago

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This is why you need RES.

[–]BruceChalupa 1 point2 points ago

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I did not. brb, moving to space.

[–]derptyherp 21 points22 points ago

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Hey, wow, it's a spider. Aw hey there little guy...but. What's that, a little bit of artistic design on his back? Hm. I'll just click off my RES here to get a better look at--OHGODJESUSWHY?!

[–]Pinoy_Canuck 7 points8 points ago

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Thanks for making me look closer too.

[–]chaoswurm 8 points9 points ago

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ah, glad to see ya. We missed ya.

[–]ohnoesmilk 5 points6 points ago

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NO.

[–]bleip26 2 points3 points ago

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<3

[–]r_kittens_links 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds of this warm sock I keep on my desk for... things.

[–]NickWasHere09 1 point2 points ago

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OH FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF

[–]Injustpotato 82 points83 points ago

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How the hell do you remember your username?

[–]Ajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj[S] 216 points217 points ago

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i just hold down the j until it stops haha

[–]tendersurrender 93 points94 points ago

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this is some kind of genious

[–]dafragsta 47 points48 points ago*

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I've got this friend named Anthony Joey Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo Jr. Shabadoo

[–]rm999 45 points46 points ago

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That's the worst name I've ever heard

[–]starcrap2 14 points15 points ago

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Guybrush Threepwood!? That is the stupidest name I've ever heard!

[–]bo87 2 points3 points ago

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Now I know what I'm doing today.

[–]nianu 1 point2 points ago

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mancomb seepgood

[–]killiangray 2 points3 points ago

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runs out crying

[–]px403 1 point2 points ago

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Damn kids these days not recognizing a classic when they see it.

[–]iNsaNeviaN 4 points5 points ago

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your kind of genious

[–]bloodwrage 1 point2 points ago

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I think some people might have missed you're joke.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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what if reddit decides to change the length limit on their usernames?

[–]wcom 9 points10 points ago

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A1 J19

[–]hipalbatross 98 points99 points ago

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My dog is a penis AMA

[–]lostNcontent 37 points38 points ago

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My penis is a dog, and I'm pretty ruff.

[–]wont_get_the_joke 8 points9 points ago

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How can your penis be a dog?

[–]dvdlesher 1 point2 points ago

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You see, it's because... Nevermind, you won't get the joke anyway

[–]lostNcontent 1 point2 points ago

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Well, more precisely, it's a beast.

[–]ddevil2008 19 points20 points ago

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Yo Dawg ! You should mate with this dog so you have a dick within a dick.

[–]DevilBird 345 points346 points ago

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[–]ftc08 239 points240 points ago

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[–]cornyjoe 21 points22 points ago

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I've seen this a hundred times but never thought to ask the source.

So... sauce?

[–]Gemini4t 68 points69 points ago

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How I Met Your Mother. Season 2, episode 6, Aldrin Justice.

[–]SensibleMadness 38 points39 points ago

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All this time I thought it was from Night Court.

[–]Roboticide 1 point2 points ago

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Scene starts at 17:45. Sadly, you never see the actual building...

Also, can't seem to find it anywhere on YouTube or elsewhere.

[–]CrazedSquirrel22 4 points5 points ago

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How I Met Your Mother. I forget from which season exactly.

[–]Raelah 3 points4 points ago

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Good. Had to make sure this was here.

[–]azreal42 22 points23 points ago

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Leaf. I see it now. Took me about a minute before seeing it.

[–]haiku_robot 96 points97 points ago

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Leaf. I see it now. 
Took me about a minute 
before seeing it.

[–]SkyHighSuperfly 14 points15 points ago

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Thank you haiku_robot :')

[–]berkeleyKM 11 points12 points ago

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Remember to neuter your pets

[–]iregretjumping 40 points41 points ago

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Wiener Dog?

[–]GeorgeWalkerKush 73 points74 points ago

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[–]Zarokima 40 points41 points ago

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What the fuck is that from?

[–]BlizzardFenrir 118 points119 points ago

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Harry Potter.

[–]buddascrayon 43 points44 points ago

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...and the Sorcerer's Sausage

[–]wont_get_the_joke 6 points7 points ago

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Is that a real movie?

[–]buddascrayon 6 points7 points ago

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Yep

[–]Paramorgue 1 point2 points ago

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haha, good riddance. You managed to have me loose my shit and then chase it around the dinner table. tip ze hat!

[–]GeorgeWalkerKush 16 points17 points ago*

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[–]mnemy 3 points4 points ago

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...nope, now I'm even more confused.

[–]TedFromTheFuture 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TheSpiffySpaceman 5 points6 points ago

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Too easy

[–]emmalee302 35 points36 points ago

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Cute dick.

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 22 points23 points ago

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Wanna touch it? It doesn't bite!

[–]PennyGremlin 27 points28 points ago

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You're not fooling me one bit, cunt destroyer.

[–]SHOVES_BOTTLE_UP_BUM 10 points11 points ago

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Its either him(her?) or me. At least I'll buy you something to drink first.

[–]derptyherp 7 points8 points ago

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Oh god run.

[–]AbsoluteShall 6 points7 points ago

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If giant caterpillars existed and those giant caterpillars had giant penises, that's what it would look like.

[–]bl4ckb4dg3r5 5 points6 points ago

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HANDBANANA, NO!

[–]killiangray 1 point2 points ago

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Who you callin' boy? My name's Handbanana.

[–]Hammered306 2 points3 points ago

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Wiener Dog 2.0

[–]jbg89 5 points6 points ago

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Khardashian's penis?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Furrie's dream?

[–]tikcuf12 3 points4 points ago

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Well played.

[–]N8SP8 9 points10 points ago

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Bitches love me.

[–]PieMaster64 9 points10 points ago

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Not enough j's in your username. I demand 5 more.

[–]Ajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj[S] 14 points15 points ago

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wont let me :/

[–]freakorgeek 12 points13 points ago

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[–]blgdinger 3 points4 points ago

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Can't tell if you stole this from the person on tumblr or if the person on tumblr stole this from reddit.... scumbag everyone these days

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Penis shaped dog = front page, 2000+ votes

Reddit, I hate you.

[–]Stromblad 21 points22 points ago

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Dogs can be real dicks sometimes

[–]ashsimmonds 5 points6 points ago

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Now I know what my ex girlfriend meant when she needed some hair of the dog.

[–]Ruisseaux 1 point2 points ago

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i came into this comment string just to see if anyone had pointed out the ridiculous amount of times this was already posted. No idea why this one got all the upboats over the others, but have to give you a shout out.

[–]Relish11 1 point2 points ago

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I was wondering when it would actually appear on here, saw it on my friends Facebook after she took it then came back a few hours later and it had 13,000+ likes. I knew it was only a matter of time.

[–]SpineBuster 2 points3 points ago

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Now dog, don't sit like that.

[–]Ratmotored57 2 points3 points ago

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Came here to say cocker spaniel.....

[–]mind_twin 2 points3 points ago

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There are 19 j's in OP's name, in case anyone was wondering.

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 13 points14 points ago

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S H A V E ...Y O U R... D I C K Golden Lab ?

[–]AdaroTeiji 3 points4 points ago

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I can see a little bit of myself in that dog.

[–]NootnamedLoL 3 points4 points ago*

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This belongs in a subreddit I made a long time ago.

/r/misleadingthumbnails

Maybe NSFW?

Edit: I just added it myself.. im lame :P

[–]tilunaxo 3 points4 points ago

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YOUR DOG LOOKS LIKE A GIANT PENIS

[–]erchall 1 point2 points ago

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The internet has ruined me...

[–]atomicthebomb 1 point2 points ago*

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Your dog's a dick.

[–]Frankeh1 1 point2 points ago

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And it's on Facebook already..............

http://i.imgur.com/2lPtE.png

[–]Bradikusrex 1 point2 points ago

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Ok guys. I'm just gonna say what everyone is thinking. The dog looks like a penis. There, I said it.

[–]xave_ruth 1 point2 points ago

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that penis looks like a dog

[–]Supratik 1 point2 points ago

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How the heck do you remember how many "j"s you have in your username?

[–]fistymcbuttpuncher 1 point2 points ago

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because it looks like a penis

read it in ted turner's voice from family guy, you're welcome.

[–]cocksack 1 point2 points ago

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do(n)g

[–]Devinm84 1 point2 points ago

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This is great news, because my dog is a pussy.

[–]brochelle 1 point2 points ago

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Fuzzy Penis

[–]seeraj78 1 point2 points ago

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Dick-DOG

[–]yomommaspimp 1 point2 points ago

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Ha, it looks like a penis.

[–]Hufftey 1 point2 points ago

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I like the part where it looks like a penis.

[–]ironw00d 1 point2 points ago

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Your featherduster looks like a penis.

[–]CloneDeath 1 point2 points ago

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So that's where all the J's went...

[–]Iukjpl 1 point2 points ago

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How do you remember how much j's you have in your username?

[–]lsetten 1 point2 points ago

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The dog kind of looks like a penis

[–]35Durantula 1 point2 points ago

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I hope its house trained.

[–]blagasaurousbexxx 1 point2 points ago

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I fucking love that blanket. I have the same one. so warm.

[–]NoArmCommando 1 point2 points ago

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Scrolling through facebook, see this Picture on my friends feed, shes the one who took it. Scrolling through reddit to see the same picture. Small world. :3