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[–]iregretjumping 40 points41 points ago

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It must be in widescreen. There's no way you are fitting that many Goodmen on 4:3.

[–]FrenchieSmalls 4 points5 points ago

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Pan & Scan that shit.

[–]Lampmonster1 1 point2 points ago

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He's actually lost a lot of weight.

[–]paganpan 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you mean "2-3 Goodmen"?

[–]JacobDeLoach 16 points17 points ago

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You're walking into a world of pain my friend...

[–]krimeet 5 points6 points ago

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Why is there an astronaut in the corner making paninis? because we don't want you to tell anyone about this. and if you do we don't want them believing you, isn't that right Black Hitler!?

[–]TheDude- 1 point2 points ago

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They're callin the cops, put the piece away.

[–]Awful_Grammar_Nazi 6 points7 points ago

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I think you meant "their"..

[–]bacon_please -2 points-1 points ago

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sigh people not recognizing a novelty account... i have presented you with an upvote to keep you on your feet and redeem you from the 0 karma that your comments have been receiving.

[–]RanchWithEverything 3 points4 points ago

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sigh people thinking just because it is a novelty account it deserves to be upvoted

[–]bacon_please 1 point2 points ago

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No, Dude, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

[–]Awful_Grammar_Nazi 2 points3 points ago

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I think you meant "Your"..

[–]hdadeathly 8 points9 points ago

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John Goodman's performance in Big Lebowski was good, man.

[–]DLun203 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah, well that's just like, your opinion, man.

[–]TheDude- 11 points12 points ago

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That's suppose be my line...fuck it.

[–]Sypherin 5 points6 points ago

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Hey watch it, there's a beverage here.

[–]Narkolepse 6 points7 points ago

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What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. You want answers? You want answers? You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE ... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

[–]Frog-Eater 1 point2 points ago

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Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 6 points7 points ago

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[–]I_am_a_Wumbologist 6 points7 points ago

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My dad looks very much like the Goodman in the middle

[–]spleendor 3 points4 points ago

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He is one of the few.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 3 points4 points ago

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The Few Goodmen.

[–]orbat 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, I believe that was the joke.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 1 point2 points ago

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uhh, oh yeah.

heh. Can I get some kind of retroactive whoosh or something?

[–]nemoomen 0 points1 point ago

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HSOOHW

[–]Goldcut 0 points1 point ago

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The Few. The Proud. The Goodmen.

[–]fitzybaby 0 points1 point ago

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Your dad also looks like Tom Wilkinson in that picture

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0929489/

[–]no_fun_intended 2 points3 points ago*

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ched a good movie.

[–]ggalitz 2 points3 points ago

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Uh-oh, 2005 is leaking...

[–]cokedick_louie 2 points3 points ago

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OVER THE LINE! MARK IT ZERO!

[–]kt_ginger_dftba 2 points3 points ago

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repost

[–]GeneralPurpoise 4 points5 points ago

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If you fall asleep watching this, you might get few good rem.

[–]theJAW 4 points5 points ago

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That's good man. We need more pun threads.

[–]heracleides 1 point2 points ago

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Fuckin' Darleen and her dirty comics

[–]MasterMark 1 point2 points ago

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I think the actor who best played their role out of the three here is John Goodman.

[–]leadhase 1 point2 points ago

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I guess double chins run in the family.

[–]Athene_Wins 1 point2 points ago

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TIL that guy's name.

[–]hurpington 1 point2 points ago

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feelsgoodman

[–]ThomagJeffersoth 1 point2 points ago

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[–]t0wn 1 point2 points ago

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That's so fucking cool. Why don't you post it again, faggot?

[–]knightcrawler 0 points1 point ago

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I guess a Goodman isn't so hard to find after all

[–]GravyTron 0 points1 point ago

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I liked the part he played in the Babe Ruth movie

[–]stash0606 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DENelson83 0 points1 point ago

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rimshot

[–]marcojr 0 points1 point ago

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feelsgoodman.jpg

[–]My_Dog_Eats_Trees 0 points1 point ago

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First thing to make laugh out loud on reddit today... I need to get out more

[–]herropreze 0 points1 point ago

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My goo, my precious goo!

[–]canteloupy 0 points1 point ago

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And indeed, this is White Adipose Tissue.

[–]Defender 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't a "few" imply four? I only see three.

[–]tjo1432 0 points1 point ago

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OVER THE LINE!!

[–]Nig314 0 points1 point ago

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ARAGAGAGARAGA!

REPUBLIUCANS!

DESTROYING THE POOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGARGARGARGARGAGA!!

WHY SHOULD I HAV TO PAY FOR THINGS!!? I WANT FREE THINGS!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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/r/OWS is that way, thank you.

[–]pekoe84 -1 points0 points ago

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Wat, wat, in the butt

[–]therealjag -1 points0 points ago

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Legd

[–]GoingToOhio -1 points0 points ago

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barton fink goodman vs big lebowski goodman. a battle for the ages.

[–]ewiggy24 -1 points0 points ago

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Was laughing so hard I missed the upvote arrow a few times.

[–]jennyanthajets -1 points0 points ago

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You made me chuckle outloud. Have an up vote.

[–]doovecraig -1 points0 points ago

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Oh. That's good man!

[–]cuevacuev -1 points0 points ago

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If I could give you more upvote I would.

[–]RedHotChiliPeppa -2 points-1 points ago

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Am I the only one who thinks this movie would get half a star at best?

[–]Farkeman 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, yes you are.