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[–]suzepie 205 points206 points ago

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The ones in pink ... those are the monstrosities from Toddlers and Tiaras, the kid who calls herself "honey boo-boo child" and the mom who gives her "special juice," which is half Red Bull and half Mountain Dew, to "help her energize her." Sickening, sickening people.

[–]AppleAtrocity 72 points73 points ago

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I believe they call it Go Go Juice or something. I saw them on Nightline (yes, seriously) a while back talking about feeding the kid that crap. All I could think was "Stop giving these assholes attention and maybe they will go the fuck away!" The kid is absolutely horrifying and the mother seems to have an IQ of 20.

[–]GoodMorningHypocrite 23 points24 points ago

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They also call pixie sticks "pageant crack".

[–]teyegurspoon 6 points7 points ago

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Who are these people?

[–]Rainfly_X 16 points17 points ago

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Bad, bad people.

[–]TrueAmurrican 2 points3 points ago

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Amen, bro.

[–]avonlakeguy 10 points11 points ago

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And her arms have an IQ of 40

[–]syuk 1 point2 points ago

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+2 to bend bars and lift gates.

[–]suzepie 40 points41 points ago

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Yeah, the mom said something to the effect that it's not like she's drugging her child. Caffeine isn't a drug, I guess, even though it clearly creates a response in her kid. I can't fathom feeding a 6-year-old Red Bull.

[–]Bford 49 points50 points ago*

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Caffeine is totally a drug.

Edit: I can't sarcasm. Sorry. =\

[–]suzepie 41 points42 points ago

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Oh honey, I know. Guess I forgot to use the sarcasm font.

[–]LuckyAmeliza 4 points5 points ago

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I'm so glad you just said honey and not "Oh, Honey-boo-boo child!!!" * head twirl * >=[

[–]suzepie 1 point2 points ago

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You just made me laugh super, duper loud.

[–]dossier 4 points5 points ago

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Putting one of these "~" on the end of a sentence gives it a sarcastic inflection.

[–]rwizo 4 points5 points ago

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We could just use the punctuation mark they invented for things like sarcasm and irony. But your way is good too؟

[–]karmalizing 5 points6 points ago

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The punctuation is too damn small!

[–]Slinger17 4 points5 points ago

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If I see that at the end of the sentence I just assume it's a typo and they meant to put a "!"

[–]dethbunnynet 7 points8 points ago

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Or the sentence is a well-disguised ASCII penis.

B==D ~ ~~

[–]slycurgus 5 points6 points ago

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I thought that was a smiling giraffe?

[–]dethbunnynet 2 points3 points ago

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A drooling, smiling giraffe.

[–]Blacula 1 point2 points ago

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Or an asian inflection.

[–]Dredyn 1 point2 points ago

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I use it to skip to another topic...do people think I'm sarcastically speaking with an Asian accent?!?

[–]alatus 1 point2 points ago

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When I was in Vietnam, I snapped a photo of a little girl who couldn't have been more than four-years-old drinking a can of Thai Red Bull. That stuff is supposed to be stronger and more concentrated than the typical Red Bull. I really couldn't believe a child was sipping from it like it was a juice box.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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People like her make me question my moral stance regarding systematic sterilization. Where the hell is CPS??

[–]that_makes_no_sense 2 points3 points ago

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I thought the same thing (at least for the latter half) why isn't someone subjecting their child to stimulants in this fashion a concern for CPS

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well, to be honest caffeine is perfectly legal. My main concern is that the mother(pig/jabba the hut/or whatever the fuck it is), is compromising her/its child's physical welfare by forcing her/it to intake large amounts of caffeine. Jabba the hut is doing all this irreparable damage to her child just to win some shit for brains pageant. Seriously, what the fuck?

[–]BlazedDovahkiin 2 points3 points ago*

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She will still feed her kid that crap, we just wouldn't hear about it if those assholes didn't pay her any attention...

The only good thing about the attention being given is that hopefully the decent people of this world can shame the people who are influenced by this shit enough to not take part.

:(

[–]AppleAtrocity 1 point2 points ago

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Sadly, I'm pretty sure she has no shame.

[–]wordetothinemother 6 points7 points ago

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I thought the kid was funny actually. A dolla make me holla honey boo boo chiiiiild.

[–]Rainfly_X 3 points4 points ago

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It's a very black sort of humor, but yeah.

[–]sonic_blue 1 point2 points ago

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Look at her face in the pic while saying that.

[–]TwistTurtle 1 point2 points ago

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I think they should be given as much attention as physically possible. Preferably by social services.

[–]saintNIC 63 points64 points ago

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......well how do you explain the kid in latex chewing on a dildo?

[–]ambivilant 28 points29 points ago

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I learned it from you, Mom. I learned it from you!

[–]lawfairy 1 point2 points ago

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That one's my favorite. I want to see a pageant where the weirdest, creepiest kid wins.

[–]taskmaster62 18 points19 points ago

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There is something wrong with that family... something very wrong.

[–]Marcob10 18 points19 points ago

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The dad's reaction at the end of the video was interesting. That guy needs to run away!

[–]Sigul 16 points17 points ago

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I like that they captured that belch near the end. It really added a touch of class.

[–]Zoroko 13 points14 points ago

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What was with all that shit in their house, who needs 2 dozen jugs of detergent? Did you also notice that they didnt have anything else in their house? very sparse furniture and decorations.... holy shit.

[–]mudslideslim 12 points13 points ago

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She's the coupon queen. Why buy furniture when coupons could get you 10,000 rolls of toilet paper to make your own.

[–]syuk 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Mr_Fury 2 points3 points ago

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The Mom uses coupons, so to save more, you essentially need to buy more. Not saying that they probably don't shove it all down their throats.

[–]amory1357 7 points8 points ago

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They're all from different episodes of Toddlers in Tiaras.

[–]MonGorTheMad 8 points9 points ago

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Those other girls are crazy if they think they're gonna beat me honey boo boo child

[–]garaging 4 points5 points ago

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Well, that was disturbing.

[–]sicinfit 15 points16 points ago

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'Murika.

No seriously, rest-of-the-world, people actually watch this shit.

[–]Rainfly_X 2 points3 points ago

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Not everyone, definitely, but yes. People.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

If you can call them that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have some depressing news for you from the rest of the world, people watch the same crap here too. We even make our own versions of classy concepts as jersey shore with local nitwits. Sorry 'bout that.

[–]MosTheBoss 4 points5 points ago

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Oh man look at that husband. That's the face of a defeated man. You fucked up dude.

[–]Marcob10 14 points15 points ago

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That's the derpiest kid I've ever seen. That show is hilarious.

[–]breakfastpastry 4 points5 points ago

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Now we're absolutely sure that this isn't Eddie Murphy in a fat white woman suit trolling us for an upcoming movie right?

[–]Wargall 2 points3 points ago

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Two sets are wearing pink.

[–]suzepie 28 points29 points ago

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Sorry, the third from the left with the very large mombeast.

[–]teyegurspoon 7 points8 points ago

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I'm glad I don't have a mombeast.

[–]syuk 2 points3 points ago

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I don't see any beasts?

[–]HateCrusade 2 points3 points ago

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I keep watching the youtube video you posted. 04:31 seriously make me piss myself.

[–]dead_ed 1 point2 points ago

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I couldn't make it that far into the video. I left to nuke it from space.

[–]teyegurspoon 2 points3 points ago

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That father. That poor, poor father.

[–]dead_ed 1 point2 points ago

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Don't feel too bad for that loser. He's guilty as hell.

[–]mrcwise 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck these kind of people.

[–]TurtleCatJr 1 point2 points ago

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this should be considered exploitation.rs.

[–]jomojomo 1 point2 points ago

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Why did they have SO MANY paper towels at the start of this video?!

[–]suzepie 7 points8 points ago

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Because the mom is the coupon queen and buys a million of everything. It's a freakshow all the way around.

[–]Happygoruckyrandy 1 point2 points ago

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Massive shits... and coupons. She should join r/frugal.

[–]HaveAGoodLife 1 point2 points ago

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blrup

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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As the creator of /r/toddlersandtiaras, I would like to invite you to contribute your advanced knowledge of toddlers and tiaras to the subreddit. :)

[–]suzepie 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if flattered or horrified ...

[–]arslet 1 point2 points ago

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There were so many new meme-faces in that video my head exploded!

[–]Epistaxis 102 points103 points ago

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I thought we banned this.

[–]1gnominious 49 points50 points ago

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Not even pedobear can fap to this.

[–]docmedic 1 point2 points ago

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This is reddit's attempt to expel the last remnants of pedobear.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 35 points36 points ago

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I specifically asked about toddlers and tiaras and was told that we could still mock them.

[–]SethBling 19 points20 points ago

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What, the rule against pictures that sexualize minors? No, that ban is only on pictures that don't make people feel morally superior.

[–]naoptovke 5 points6 points ago

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Especially interesting is the one in the BDSM outfit. Okay.

[–]Skitrel 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, that's totally not sexualised. What is she biting anyway? Someone please tell me that's not a vibrator... It's shaped dangerously close to a cock.

[–]Roboticide 2 points3 points ago

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I'm thinking one of those cheap, fake microphones.

The fact that she's chewing on it like she's bored and not even paying attention has me cracking up though.

[–]14mit1010 3 points4 points ago

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Nope, its only against pictures in which the subjects werent abused

[–]fourthbrn 338 points339 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that's Kevin from "The Office" in the pink.

[–]go_go_bannananas 142 points143 points ago

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I'm pretty sure its a giant thumb in drag.

[–]SomeStayDry 14 points15 points ago

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oh god, I just lost it. thank you

[–]savamizz 1 point2 points ago

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your thumb has 3 chins?

[–]theculchie 1 point2 points ago

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Have we found thumb man's mother?

[–]Fellows23 147 points148 points ago

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[–]MrMono1 1 point2 points ago

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[–]imwearingatowel 17 points18 points ago

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Hm, either Kevin, or maybe Mimi Bobeck from The Drew Carey Show?

[–]v1ct0rious 10 points11 points ago

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and his daughter is the joker...why so serious redditors

[–]poop-doh_factory 5 points6 points ago

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dat goiter!

[–]tramampoleen 24 points25 points ago

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Goddammit I just Googled him to find his real name and now it's wasted. Are you happy? I probably killed a dolphin with the carbon footprint of that search, for nothing, because you already said it. AH FUCK IT NOW I'VE HIT WHATEVER THAT GODDAMN SHORTCUT IS THAT KEEPS OPENING A CODE BOX THING AT THE BOTTOM AND NOW MY FUCKNG CAPSLOCK IS ON AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST ALL SENSE OF PUNCTUATION AND GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR.

[–]TrueAmurrican 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it, but I still laughed!

[–]miss_j_bean 1 point2 points ago

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Why is Kevin making the duckface?

[–]bananinhao 1 point2 points ago

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I just woke my parents because of you damn

[–]grass_farmer 4 points5 points ago

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I want to give you 100 upvotes for keen observation! Spot on.

[–]PunkMusicForever 42 points43 points ago

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what is that in the little girls mouth in the black dress?

[–]Lemina 51 points52 points ago

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I think it's a toy microphone, though my first reaction was "Is that a dildo?" It would seem to match the trashy outfits.

[–]clayides 35 points36 points ago

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Someone forgot to kill it before it could lay eggs.

[–]yet_another_username 5 points6 points ago

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So this is the offspring of the Rachniqueen?

[–]irrelevancy 1 point2 points ago

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More like Ranchniqueen...

[–]hungry138imp 27 points28 points ago

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GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK flips desk

[–]madleprakahn 22 points23 points ago

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Here

‎(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

I did it for you. I'm a bro like that.

[–]megamoose4 20 points21 points ago

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HONEY BOO BOO

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago*

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Those other girls must be crazy if they think they're gonna beat me, honey boo boo child

*sassy black lady snap*

[–]make_me_eggs 16 points17 points ago

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I think the little girl in pink is having a stroke

[–]Qwarr 33 points34 points ago

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"Mommy my cheek implants hurt."

[–]jenniepeterson 8 points9 points ago

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Cue Twilight Zone theme song, because I wouldn't have understood this comment had I not randomly flipped the channel and watched South Park twenty minutes ago.

[–]w4rfr05t 81 points82 points ago

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Full Derp.

Never go it.

[–]Pnoy1337 61 points62 points ago

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You forgot to photoshop her face on all the others ಠ_ಠ

[–]poisondwarf 66 points67 points ago

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[–]TrueAmurrican 20 points21 points ago

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Didn't think it was possible but that totally gave the mother another chin.

[–]brazildood 1 point2 points ago

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Some one that eats so much has to be very four-chin-ate.

[–]karmalizing 1 point2 points ago

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Nailed it.

[–]opoipo 1 point2 points ago

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thatl do

[–]NapoleanD 1 point2 points ago

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You sir are a gentleman and a scholar for doing this

[–]RedWave 21 points22 points ago

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Could somebody please do it already?!

[–]yegua 2 points3 points ago

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I came here just for that and now I'm disappointed!

[–]thed0ctah 1 point2 points ago

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[–]f355x3 2 points3 points ago

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[–]maz-o 1 point2 points ago

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[–]viveledodo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Shiara_cw 14 points15 points ago

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I think she's trying to look like her mom.

[–]xSkiimo 36 points37 points ago

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Duck face fat mom = Pig face.

[–]s7ayer 8 points9 points ago

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I don't know what it is about that face, but it just makes me want to punch it.

[–]Slinger17 2 points3 points ago

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Why so serious?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like the Joker got to her.

[–]Roboticide 1 point2 points ago

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Dear god. May be because it's 3 in the morning, but I Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[–]MarcusOrlyius 1 point2 points ago

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Who's Little Miss Piggy giving the fingers to? Was Kermit the Frog in the audience?

[–]MFchimichanga 70 points71 points ago*

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Feed the ham beast before it eats the children

How many chins are on that thing?

[–]fourthbrn 15 points16 points ago

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Would you prefer to feed her.........chimichangas?

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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CHINichangas

[–]MFchimichanga 15 points16 points ago

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I won't sacrifice myself for those crotchfruit.

[–]Aleril_Antarai 12 points13 points ago

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It might eat my hand off if I try to feed it.

[–]PijiX 31 points32 points ago

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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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[–]caitiecat 29 points30 points ago

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See, the little ones upset me a bit, because I did pageants at that age and it kind of sucked (though I did like the dressing up bit). As for the older one, if you are still doing it at that age and cooperating, you are actually into the pageant circuit.

[–]steakbake 5 points6 points ago

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it's a shame she will probably stop getting top titles till she loses a bit (a lot) of weight though.

[–]caitiecat 12 points13 points ago

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Mhm. One of the reasons why I left actually- I am a naturally tiny person (currently 5'2 and 105lbs on a diet of mostly cookies, cereal and toast) and a lot of the mothers would use me as an example for their daughters and ask my grandmother what diet she had me on. Then I'd go pig out on a bagel with lox and some ice cream.

[–]steakbake 11 points12 points ago

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Thinking about it, this must actually cause quite a lot of psychological harm to the kids as they get older. The ones who are really into it. I noticed on toddlers and tiaras that most of the kids who get the top titles are quite chunky. So they're used to getting all this attention and winning, then they get older and all of a sudden, they're not even getting a look in because they're overweight.

When you've been groomed to be that competitive it must be the BIGGEST kick in the teeth when they get to the teens.

[–]caitiecat 13 points14 points ago

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There's actually a reason for that. You don't really start to "like" pageants until you get older. Little kids have to be bribed, and can be bribed; usually with McDonalds/other crap food. Older kids are bribed with electronics, etc, but younger kids are okay with food. So many of the unwilling/bratty little ones are chunky because their parents bribe them to perform.

[–]BlueOysterChloe 2 points3 points ago

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Setting them up for future disappointment and failure. This is the worst vicious cycle ever! Quick, I need more sequins to distract me.

[–]caitiecat 6 points7 points ago*

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It's odd, I still have the pageant mindset. Looking at it, the first thing I thought was how the second girl and the fourth girl have the best presentation posture, and the fourth girl will probably do very well in the future (good posture, slim, quite pretty. Her mom just has to ditch the goddamn wig). The second girl though, lose the weight and she will go far. Good posture, tasteful outfits, nice smile.

[–]Kon-chezz 1 point2 points ago

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AMA request?

[–]NewDrekSilver 7 points8 points ago

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This is definitely why the terrorists hate us.

[–]hobbington 12 points13 points ago

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HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THOSE CHINS

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Wow. And what is the child in the black doing exactly?

[–]thegurl 31 points32 points ago

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Being an actual child for a couple seconds till her mom finishes that back handed slap she's got warming up there.

[–]ALT-F-X 2 points3 points ago

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Hey I like you.

[–]chopp3r 10 points11 points ago

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Gnawing on a dildo apparently.

[–]irn 2 points3 points ago

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I'm glad somebody finally said it. Thank you.

[–]AcneVulgaris 6 points7 points ago

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Playing bondage horsey with mistress mommy.

[–]fourthbrn 5 points6 points ago

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practicing...nah mean?

[–]burrbit8b 7 points8 points ago

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ive never seen 3 chins on 1 person until today.

[–]thegurl 63 points64 points ago

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Sweet zombie jesus. Those sad, unfulfilled women are creating more sad, unfulfilled women. The thing that baffles me is that these women clearly had a man at some point.

Don't these men know not to put their dick in THAT!?

[–]hester_prim 78 points79 points ago

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Yes, because as Reddit daily demonstrates, there are clearly no sad, unfulfilled men who wouldn't be thankful to stick their dicks in anything.

[–]kaymazing 16 points17 points ago

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hey man... too soon.

[–]sicinfit 4 points5 points ago

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More like, every day.

[–]naoptovke 1 point2 points ago

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In a world... where every day... is too soon...

[–]dumase 13 points14 points ago

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Never.

Promise.

Crazy.

A baby.

[–]discoball-and-chain 6 points7 points ago

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Amen

[–]peeonyou 28 points29 points ago

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blue mom is a hot whore.. i'd do her.

[–]SheSaidSheWas12 14 points15 points ago

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The kid ain't so bad looking.

[–]Snow_Cub 43 points44 points ago

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Didn't we get rid of you guys last week?

[–]Simco_ 6 points7 points ago

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No. Sexualizing teenagers was banned. Sexualizing preteens is still okay as long as they're on tv.

[–]Snow_Cub 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, the social values of Western Civilization...

[–]Excentinel 1 point2 points ago

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[–]guignoleyes 5 points6 points ago

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THOSE CHINS. That one woman has enough chins for all the moms in that picture!!!

The rest of this is pretty disgusting, too.

[–]itcouldhappen1 2 points3 points ago

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she has ALL the chins...

[–]fish_stickz 5 points6 points ago

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Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo.

[–]feanturi 2 points3 points ago

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Every day, more and more Redditors profess their desire to live on distant worlds, anywhere but here. But I see nothing being done about this.

[–]weaselfish2 2 points3 points ago

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Dolla make me holla!!! L'il hunny boo boo!

[–]Beef-Tips-Burgundy 2 points3 points ago

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She looks like the first cankle to neck transplant recipient.

[–]mitchmatch1 4 points5 points ago

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This should be in r/aww; a mama whale is posing with it's young.

[–]AgentFlynn 5 points6 points ago

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Uuuum, what, exactly, is happening with the kid on the bottom left? That's like a trophy, right?

[–]Potaytoe 2 points3 points ago

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I think the second mother/daughter combo don't look too bad. they almost look like they're in a cultural type dress. I respect them the most, the mom looks legit

[–]routari 3 points4 points ago

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Americans.

Not even once.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 1 point2 points ago

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Oh...wtf. O_O

[–]bunbunbunbun 1 point2 points ago

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What is this from? Second from the left in the back looks exactly like that girl who got punched in the face by her "best friend" on X Factor.

[–]ChiselSturms 1 point2 points ago

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Let them do their thing, and please just don't take pictures of it... or post them on the internet.

[–]Falcorsc2 1 point2 points ago

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oh god SA is going to really spaz out now

[–]shoziku 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know Eric Cartman's mom was Mimi.

[–]dastardly_villain 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone in that picture over 3'6" gets punched in the uterus. by a truck.

[–]Crimson_Eclipse 1 point2 points ago

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Duckface + multiple chins = sumo mom. She looks like she's gunna kill someone.

[–]ashestodust52 1 point2 points ago

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...what does the little girl in black have in her mouth?

[–]badukplayer 1 point2 points ago

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please tell me thats not a glass dildo in the little girls mouth

[–]fantasticsid 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't this technically child sexualization, which reddit banned last week?

[–]Brewkelyn 1 point2 points ago

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She says she wants to win money from the pageants, I didn't even realize six year olds understood that money is something they really want.

"A dolla makes me holla honey boo boo." ಠ_ಠ

[–]HomeGrownBudZ 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure you mean country. You don't want to live in this country anymore, because that sure as shit doesn't happen anywhere else i'm sad to say...

[–]apocal7964 1 point2 points ago

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I can see there future Pole, Porn, or Prostitute

[–]Fourbits 1 point2 points ago

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Center right... is that Mimi from the Drew Carey Show?

[–]TheCloned 1 point2 points ago

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YOU ARE VIOLATING REDDIT'S NEW POLICY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[–]noseeme 1 point2 points ago

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God damn the south.

[–]EmpressTurtle 1 point2 points ago

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That colour of pink looks great on Jabba though.

[–]KuroAi 1 point2 points ago

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We the community of reddit need to help that poor whale. Let us all commence in operation put whale back in water.

[–]MrMocca 1 point2 points ago

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Honey boo-boo child.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I bet at least 50% of the ratings for this show are from pedophiles.

[–]johnny_pissoff 1 point2 points ago

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It just makes me feel they should not live on this planet anymore. Of course I mean the moms, the kids are just being abused.

[–]VordLader 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ilander89 1 point2 points ago

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Honey, don't eat daddy's fleshlight.

[–]debeauds 2 points3 points ago

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BURN THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!

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[–]kkleck 1 point2 points ago

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pretty sure the little girl on the left has a dildo