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[–]blink_again_bitch 6 points7 points ago

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What colour were you previously? And how is like now you're black?

[–]Pat_the_Bunny 1 point2 points ago*

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He had a Negroplasty; it's the exact opposite of a Caucasioplasty, which is what Michael Jackson had done.

[–]antibasic 26 points27 points ago

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Stop identifying yourself by your skin color.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]NIGGER-NIGGER-NIGGER 7 points8 points ago

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[–]koonat 3 points4 points ago

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Carlton is such a boss.

[–]soulking 1 point2 points ago

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wish I could dance like that.

[–]NRadd 1 point2 points ago

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I thought you said that you were black?

[–]Shadowstep33 2 points3 points ago

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I'm black and an old redditor :( And i've just barely broken 100 comment karma.

Haven't broken it for link karma T_T

I thought reddit was racist but I guess I just suck

[–]arbitraryentry 4 points5 points ago

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Hey now, look on the bright side: those things aren't mutually exclusive.

[–]DarkFlame7 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, huh? How do I have so much more than you in such a short time?

100 is nothing to me whatsoever...

[–]neanderthalman -1 points0 points ago

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I thought reddit was racist

On the internet, no one can see your skin. You're judged only by your words.

[–]waitwuhh[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]LOLZtroll 1 point2 points ago

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This is how i picture every black redditor dancing

[–]CyborgCraig 1 point2 points ago

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I felt the same way. I hadn't checked my karma in a few weeks and all of a sudden I went from like 150-400+. Needless to say I did a Carlton jig.

[–]Yoman56 0 points1 point ago

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Well, damn. I broke it with my first comment. Over 500 Karma Baby!

[–]lawlzorz17 0 points1 point ago

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carlton is my everything. i care little to less about how you feel but you get upvotes because of carlton. a good carlton to all.

[–]HairlessSasquatch 0 points1 point ago

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sits in my throne come, peasants. Gaze upon my 5000+ karma and it shall nourish you

[–]DieselJerkFace 0 points1 point ago

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Read title to myself as new and black(ish) redditor...

[–]TKJ 0 points1 point ago

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After watching the video, it surprisingly fits.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Boy! That man could dance.

R.I.P Carlton Banks :'(

[–]superxpro12 0 points1 point ago

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Carlton Banks > Mic Jagger

[–]ninjaface 0 points1 point ago

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I have that same shirt.

[–]konkydong 0 points1 point ago

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That is so funny!

[–]dsigned001 0 points1 point ago

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I read this as "a new and black(ish) redditor."

[–]SuperArishero 0 points1 point ago

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He looks a lot like the leader of r/spacedicks.

[–]DFractalH 0 points1 point ago

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You know, there's an easy way to get above and beyond 1000.

You could simply upload a youtube-video of you dancing like this .... we know you'd like to. Just admit it. Come over to the dark si- wait a minute!

[–]DFractalH 0 points1 point ago

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You know, there's an easy way to get above and beyond 1000.

You could simply upload a youtube-video of you dancing like this .... we know you'd like to. Just admit it. Come over to the dark si- wait a minute!

[–]devinnicholas 0 points1 point ago

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Black redditors are a bunch of uncle Tom motherfuckers. - Jalen Rose.

[–]Typical--redditor 0 points1 point ago

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SERIOUSLY YOU GUISE DONT BE SO RACIST BEING BL- I MEAN AFRICAN-AMERICAN IS HARD! UPBOATS EVERYONE!!!

[–]plasmicsloth 0 points1 point ago

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you sir, have earned some link karma!

[–]waitwuhh[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Certainly appreciate it my friend!

[–]krogoths 2 points3 points ago

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Some sloths downvoted all yer shit. So I upvoted all yer shit.

[–]waitwuhh[S] 1 point2 points ago

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thanks!

[–]thecolorblew 1 point2 points ago

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Here's to hoping people don't attack your comment karma to bring it back below 100...

[–]johnnydethkill 2 points3 points ago

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you know who else loves Carlton? /r/spacedicks

[–]johnnydethkill 1 point2 points ago

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I'm also terrified that you might actually look at this, so I will apologize now.

[–]waitwuhh[S] 1 point2 points ago

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No, I've only been here for about two months, but I know not to go anywhere near that link!

[–]johnnydethkill 6 points7 points ago

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no curiosity though? Could it really be that bad? Is it maybe just a conspiracy to keep you away from the greatest subreddit ever?

[–]waitwuhh[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I wouldn't put it past Reddit to have a conspiracy like that going. But if it is a conspiracy, then it's working because I'm not touching that link.

[–]TheManguMassacrer 3 points4 points ago

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Dear god....what have I done? I saw the warnings, WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN?

[–]soulking 1 point2 points ago

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Thus, another innocent falls prey to the horror that is SUBREDDIT-THAT-SHANT-BE-NAMED.

[–]TheManguMassacrer 1 point2 points ago

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No amount of bleach can make me un-see what I saw

[–]econometrician 0 points1 point ago

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Penis, NO LONGER FUNCTIONAL.

...or working harder than ever.

[–]chocolatetherapy 1 point2 points ago

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Out of curiosity I went on it, too. It was awkward and disgusting. But I've been on the internet for far too long to be shocked any more. Have them coming!!

[–]zelars 1 point2 points ago

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I thought spacedicks was a conspiracy and entered. It isnt.

[–]econometrician 1 point2 points ago

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This should be their description.

[–]harmonicoasis 0 points1 point ago

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You... What have you done?

[–]johnnydethkill 0 points1 point ago

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[–]yevb -1 points0 points ago

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I broke 100 comment karma with my first comment and it wasn't even a good one. Now I feel like I've missed on some kind of important experience :P

[–]IMJGalt 3 points4 points ago

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This is an obvious case of white privilege.

[–]Luke_Hero -1 points0 points ago

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You must be going bat shit crazy now you got over 100 link karma then!

[–]econometrician -1 points0 points ago

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I sent the youtube version of this to my major professor after I completed my thesis. Shit is straight up gangsta.

[–]NoctGent -1 points0 points ago

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You are now receiving reparations in the form of upvotes. didn't your grandpa tell you about wooden nickels?

[–]post_this_to_niggers -3 points-2 points ago

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There is a subreddit i know of that would really appreciate your unique viewpoint. Head on over to /r/niggers and tell us what you think!

[–]iamkush -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]waitwuhh[S] -1 points0 points ago

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