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[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 192 points193 points ago

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This is funny because a crude racial stereotype holds that African Americans love watermelon. Hence, upon seeing a Black scientist, we are to assume he is still trapped in his base desires as a man of color.

[–]brundlefly 10 points11 points ago

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Man, reddit must keep you busy.

[–]Able_Seacat_Simon 14 points15 points ago

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This here is the best gimmick poster on Reddit. My hats off to you.

[–]DHumefan 33 points34 points ago*

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This where my love/hate relationship comes in with Reddit.

[–]NoMomo 15 points16 points ago

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It's the same racist jokes over and over again. It's not even edgy anymore. I'll laugh at a funny racist joke in the safety of the internet, but most of these just aren't very clever. The formula seems to be: boring joke + the word "nigger" = upvote bukkake.

[–]CatScanFever 105 points106 points ago

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Reddit: It's not racist if WE say it!

[–]panda_slayer5 530 points531 points ago

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Finally a chance to use this pic

[–]SomeIrishGuy 23 points24 points ago

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[–]donpapillon 20 points21 points ago

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more like ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠಿ_ಠಿ

[–]trimalchio-worktime 0 points1 point ago*

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Jessie Jackson Rev. Sharpton does have some interesting eyebrows going on in that picture.

I really suspect he used a crane to get those eyebrows all the way up there. There's no way he didn't see a Cosmetic Crane Operator.

[–]danisaacs 1 point2 points ago

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You mean Al Sharpton? Jesse isn't in that picture. :)

[–]trimalchio-worktime 1 point2 points ago

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You're right, that is Rev. Sharpton not Jessie Jackson.

[–]IdTugYourBoat 86 points87 points ago

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They do seem rather displeased.

[–]HaggarShoes 64 points65 points ago

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Is this one of those reverse when you see its?

[–]firereaction 41 points42 points ago

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I found the white guy

[–]ThatGuysaRacist 14 points15 points ago

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There's always one token white guy.

[–]justanothercommenter 1 point2 points ago

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They always look the same, too.

[–]C-3PO 12 points13 points ago

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There are three white people in this picture. See if you can find all three*!

*answers on back of box

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[–]ttmlkr 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit I only found two!

[–]VerticalZero 8 points9 points ago

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answer on black of box

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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really easy puzzle that takes 2 seconds and leaves you with nothing else to read but the Nutritional Facts

[–]soal1 2 points3 points ago

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probably because he called them negros.

[–]God_of_Shenanigans 6 points7 points ago

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Hey, what did I do?

[–]TheGreatProfit 2 points3 points ago

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You let racism cause a mess again. :(

[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 45 points46 points ago

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This is funny because it shows a number of African Americans looking displeased. The humor arises from the antiquated wording of the caption, which allows the image's creator to slip in the antiquated (and now deemed offensive) word 'negro'.

[–]KoalaBomb 6 points7 points ago

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Holy shit, one of the guys on the right looks exactly like a black Walter White.

[–]Bad_Badger 2 points3 points ago

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Is that Dan Aykroyd in the upper right corner?

[–]C-3PO 2 points3 points ago

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You fool, you've squandered your golden opportunity to introduce the Negro_Community_Spokesperson novelty account!

[–]cry-n-tell 1 point2 points ago

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the guy to the right of the podium has one mean mug on his face

[–]Vat_iz_dis 1 point2 points ago

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I just happen to find this too funny, what is wrong with me??

[–]ActualBlackGuy 1 point2 points ago

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I dunno, if this existed, I'd buy it.

[–]BitchesThinkImSexist 1 point2 points ago

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cannot unsee the one white guy in back on the right

[–]DerKaiserTorte 12 points13 points ago

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No stereotyping at all here

[–]Frankstg 27 points28 points ago

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For a moment I tought it was /r/4chan.

[–]moscova89 0 points1 point ago

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or at least funnyjunk

[–]swimmingincheesecake 34 points35 points ago

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Seriously though, no 'watermelon-flavored' candy or food I've tried tastes like the real thing. Damn scientists are working on a cure for cancer and shit.

[–]Bladewing10 288 points289 points ago

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Oh man, people are getting downvoted for saying this is racist and getting downvoted for saying it's funny. I just don't know what to do!

...

I'm indifferent about this post. Crosses fingers

[–]FetidFeet 30 points31 points ago

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Have you considered politics?

[–]sincerelyjack 1 point2 points ago

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You're Goddamn right I did!!!

[–]thelbane 1 point2 points ago

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[–]spamato 82 points83 points ago

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If it doesn't work out...I'll tell your wife you said hello.

[–]Szechwan 41 points42 points ago

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All I know is that my gut says maybe.

[–]IdTugYourBoat 37 points38 points ago

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Nice try, Switzerland.

[–]onfia 6 points7 points ago

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Just be sure to share your opinion only if you believe the masses of Reddit will agree.

[–]boywiththethorn[!] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Sansarasa 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you, i was 16 minutes too late...

[–]ericshogren 2 points3 points ago

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It's working!

[–]Switche 0 points1 point ago

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What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[–]Garinn 0 points1 point ago

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This man is a god damn genius! Make him President!

[–]thefuturewillberad 67 points68 points ago

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I think you meant to post this to r/ThingsWhiteCopsFrom1960sAlabamaWouldThinkIsFunny

[–]NoMomo 25 points26 points ago

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Also, the edgy, no-holds-barred, straight-talking, not-shit-giving white teenagers of reddit.

[–]asdfwat 20 points21 points ago

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it's okay when they call black people niggers though, because they don't mean it in a racist way.

this sarcasm fills me with a hatred beyond mere words.

[–]strandedWire 134 points135 points ago

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"who the fuck doesn't like watermelon" -says everyone

[–]hamsterwheel 81 points82 points ago

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"Guess who likes fried chicken? Black people, and EVERYBODY ELSE."

[–]IdTugYourBoat 31 points32 points ago

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"Guess who likes Kool-Aid? All kids."

Obligatory.

[–]larkable 4 points5 points ago

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:( I can't enjoy Kool-Aid, gives me massive migraines and I still don't know why.

[–]unitarder 15 points16 points ago

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Be sure you're drinking it and not letting the Kool-Aid man bust through your skull. The instructions are pretty vague, I know.

[–]larkable 1 point2 points ago

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That is sure as hell what it feels like.

[–]marcus_s123 1 point2 points ago

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Artificial flavor or msg. I get headaches from kool aid too.

[–]larkable 0 points1 point ago

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I drink Dr Pepper which has artificial flavoring in it. And I also have seasoning salt with MSG on it.

And it also doesn't matter which brand of Kool-Aid it is. It could be the cheap $1.00 stuff or the containers which you measure and just add water to.

[–]me135 1 point2 points ago

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Sugar headaches? I get them if I eat too much sugary stuff or drink too much pop. Kool-Aid is a hell of a lot of sugar.

[–]itsthenewdan 1 point2 points ago

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Could be one of the food dyes. This used to happen to my little brother when we were kids.

[–]moscova89 0 points1 point ago

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Is your Kool-Aid plugged in?

[–]morris858 0 points1 point ago

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All kids? If it wasnt so bad to drink that much sugar i would have it all the time instead of the current "never".

[–]IAmABlackGuyAMAA 17 points18 points ago

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I seriously don't like watermelon. Am I in violation of some sort of law?

[–]MrBoog 15 points16 points ago

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Wait a second, aren't we supposed to be asking you the questions?

[–]IAmABlackGuyAMAA 13 points14 points ago

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Well you just did, and everybody only gets one...

[–]Literally_Symbolic 4 points5 points ago

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Tell him Peter.

[–]IAmABlackGuyAMAA 8 points9 points ago

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Motherfucker, that was not a question!

[–]BlueOysterChloe 2 points3 points ago

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Why do you say motherfucker so much?

[–]justskidding 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously, we have Samuel L. Jackson in our midst.

[–]swampfox19 0 points1 point ago

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This is funny because stereotypical African American middle aged males in action movies say "mothafucka" alot.

[–]DirtyBojanglez 3 points4 points ago

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I'm black and I actually don't like watermelon. It reminds me of flesh, which makes me gag. I like artificially flavored watermelon though.

[–]jutct 5 points6 points ago

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Yes. It really doesn't have a lot of flavor naturally. But watermelon jolly ranchers are the shit.

[–]DirtyBojanglez 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought whenever something is watermelon-flavored is "oh god, please let this taste like a jolly rancher!"

[–]roninmuffins 1 point2 points ago

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[obligatory reference to something I refuse to link to]

[–]Stillatin 2 points3 points ago

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what kind of red skinned alien flesh have you been eating!?

[–]Frankstg 8 points9 points ago

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It reminds you of flesh? How can you know what flesh is like? Unless...

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[–]gravitybomb123 5 points6 points ago

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I find watermelon quite tasty - white guy

[–]aaronrenoawesome 5 points6 points ago

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You two were switched at birth.

[–]dodecahedonist 2 points3 points ago

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Swiiitched... how?

[–]morris858 0 points1 point ago

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Same here, now i need to go get a watermelon tomorrow. So amazing especially when you get to that sweet part of the watermelon.

[–]agayman69 11 points12 points ago

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Clearly a lie.

[–]racism_sniffing_dog 9 points10 points ago

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grrrrrrrrrr

[–]int_argc 4 points5 points ago

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Good boy! /throws treat

[–]Youre_So_Pathetic 9 points10 points ago

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I will be sure to direct Neil Degrasse Tyson to this post if he ever does an AMA in the future again.

He'll get to see what Redditors really think of him.

[–]TravlngDildoSalesman 33 points34 points ago

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making it too easy for SRS

[–]terrible_comments 55 points56 points ago

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Black man here: We can finally eat watermelon in front of white people. Today was a good day.

[–]RedWave 20 points21 points ago

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[–]justanothercommenter 0 points1 point ago

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Petey Greene was the man.

[–]asininequestion 2 points3 points ago

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That all depends, did you have to use your AK?

[–]zamboney 25 points26 points ago

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Watermelons are red.

[–]Aihwa 10 points11 points ago

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Yet watermelon Jolly Ranchers are green!

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!

[–]gilletteempire 0 points1 point ago

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They're pink. The apple is green.

[–]NewTownGuard 2 points3 points ago

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Yes. Good. Close enough.

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[–]Patienceisavirtue1 1 point2 points ago

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In before racist Valentines poem.

[–]jutct 5 points6 points ago

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Only on the inside. Like vaginas.

[–]I_am_the_Snarf 3 points4 points ago

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yum

[–]unitarder 0 points1 point ago

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Huckleberries are blue...

[–]tacotacotaco_1 11 points12 points ago

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He looked around for a black guy before he submitted this.

[–]RJPennyweather 24 points25 points ago

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That's pretty racist.

[–]meangrampa 191 points192 points ago

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[–]NiggerWatermelonKFC 166 points167 points ago

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Really Reddit? Have we stooped so low as to find black jokes funny?

[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 72 points73 points ago

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This is funny because the poster denounces racism, yet has a username made up of crude racial stereotypes, including a racial epithet.

[–]NoMomo 9 points10 points ago

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Please don't stop doing this. Just dissect these lame racist jokes until they die.

[–]BlueOysterChloe 5 points6 points ago

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Reddit user names win again.

[–]NormaStits 86 points87 points ago

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Hey you guys, NiggerWatermelonKFC is right. Why is Reddit so racist all of a sudden?

[–]BritishHobo 19 points20 points ago

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Thank god you explained the joke.

[–]drunkendonuts 5 points6 points ago

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Doesn't it have to be funny to be considered a joke?

[–]BritishHobo 2 points3 points ago

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Good point.

[–]bannana 3 points4 points ago

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all of a sudden?

It's cute you've only been here 2mon and don't know exactly how racist this place has been.

[–]xseanathonx 16 points17 points ago

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OH I GET IT

[–]GrandChawhee 1 point2 points ago

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If Reddit stooped any lower...

someone clever finish this for me

[–]nwestnine 1 point2 points ago

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they'd be picking cotton

[–]GrandChawhee 1 point2 points ago

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Well done.

[–]mjframsay 21 points22 points ago

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[–]BALLZWAFFLES 106 points107 points ago

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I was thinking more like this.

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 33 points34 points ago

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Oh god I have never seen that before. Damn thats funny.

[–]I_Never_Win 20 points21 points ago

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Relevant Username

[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 14 points15 points ago

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This is funny because it shows a Black man overreacting to a bucket of fried chicken, which the racial stereotype alleges is a favorite of the African American community because it is cheap, unhealthy food.

[–]muzzman32 1 point2 points ago

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I have a bad cough at the moment, and after seeing this GIF at work, proceeded to laugh uncontrollably, then cough uncontrollably, alerting my co-workers that I was in fact not doing any work. Nice work.

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[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 11 points12 points ago

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This is funny because it shows an African American man dancing with fried chicken, which the stereotype holds is a favorite of the African American community, allegedly because it is cheap, unhealthy food that people of a less sophisticated persuasion would enjoy.

[–]thaddeusgreenhand 19 points20 points ago

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A photobucket gif that doesn't take years to load?

[–]aaronrenoawesome 5 points6 points ago

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It didn't load at all for me...

[–]TrainFan 1 point2 points ago

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wat

[–]Succulent_D 1 point2 points ago

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Was drinking water while I clicked the link. Almost choked to death when watermelon sprayed from his mouth.

[–]wlesnia1 20 points21 points ago

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HAHA, IT'S FUNNY CAUSE HE'S BLACK, AND THAT'S WHAT BLACK PEOPLE LIKE, RIGHT?

[–]xteve 13 points14 points ago

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That's not funny. That's racist -- and besides that it's not funny.

[–]markskull 22 points23 points ago

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That joke is so 1935...

[–]tegaychik 24 points25 points ago

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TIL Reddit has many racists :(

Very disappointing

[–]GrandChawhee 5 points6 points ago

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Really? You just learned that today? It's been a while since something like this has been postedmade it to the front page, but there was a time not so long ago when they were coming fast and furiously.

[–]tegaychik 11 points12 points ago

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Yes :( I'm new here and was enjoying myself

[–]GrandChawhee 8 points9 points ago

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Reddit is a finicky beast. Some days are better than others. It's a lot more enjoyable when the kids don't come out to play.

[–]MacMonkey 23 points24 points ago

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LOL! Racism is always funny. Unless you're not ...what's the word... Oh, right, an asshole.

[–]Jayx 16 points17 points ago

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this is racist

[–]RaunchyBulbasaur 79 points80 points ago

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HAHA BLACK PEOPLE LIKE WATERMELON I GET IT

THAT'S THE JOKE

[–]go_fly_a_kite 71 points72 points ago

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haha! and they are typically uneducated, so if a black man somehow managed to become a scientist, this would be the first thing he would invent! And maybe chicken that fries itself, because they are also lazy! haha RACISM!

[–]UTC_Hellgate 5 points6 points ago

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Now I'm imagining a bucket of fired chicken that heats itself up, kind of like those Heating packs you can buy that heat up when you squeeze,only on a larger and tastier scale.

[–]unitarder 1 point2 points ago

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- Abraham Lincoln

[–]rwhitisissle 1 point2 points ago

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I'm really glad somebody said this before me. A lot of people have been saying "what's the big deal?! Everybody likes watermelon..."

Okay, so why is there a picture of a black scientist instead of a white, Asian, etc. scientist?

[–]SirFuzzyBottoms 0 points1 point ago

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Auto-Frying Chicken is actually the best idea I've heard this week! LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[–]Magikarcher 0 points1 point ago

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Self frying chicken? Get this man a Nobel Prize!

[–]Skizzik9575 4 points5 points ago

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Didn't pucker already pull that off?

[–]Cornholioh 26 points27 points ago

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Now lets add some salt!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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If you don't like salt on your watermelon, then you can GIT OUT.

[–]Aihwa 3 points4 points ago

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I have never tried this.

Not sure if serious....

[–]moscova89 0 points1 point ago

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Salt on watermelon...

You're from the south, aren't you?

[–]cowtow 8 points9 points ago

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You gotta sprinkle it, so it brings it out like accent. Trust me, I learned from an expert.

[–]idodoap 6 points7 points ago

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sprinkle some crack on it..

[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 14 points15 points ago

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This is funny because, as the racial stereotype alleges African Americans like watermelon, and also that they are more likely to be drug users, especially crack, it follows that they would sprinkle crack on their watermelon before eating it.

[–]asdfwat 3 points4 points ago

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dude and/or dudette,

i don't know how the fuck you manage to do this shit. may whatever deity you may or may not believe in smile on you, because if i were in your position i would've gone stark fucking raving insane with hate for these racist shitweasels by now.

stay strong, yo.

[–]torpel 1 point2 points ago

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After extensive and rigorous testing, we conclude that sodium chloride does in fact enhance the taste of Citrullus lanatus.

[–]Dadentum 9 points10 points ago

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this is actually racist

[–]imnotsureifyouknowth 38 points39 points ago

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seriously what the fuck? i'm so sick of shit like this. apparently Black people will for ever be sub human to you people. it's fucking disgusting.

[–]DwnVotesEqualUpVotes 16 points17 points ago

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This is just stupid...

[–]light_sweet_crude 8 points9 points ago

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Oh, racism sniffing dog! whistles

[–]imnotsureifyouknowth 14 points15 points ago

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this just proves that all most every single white person is racist. they try and justify their racism by saying oh every thinks this way. no they don't you ignorant fool.

[–]Stonna 4 points5 points ago

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I thought we had that already

[–]MrEngenz 46 points47 points ago

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Wow, really?

[–]lithicreductionist 53 points54 points ago

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no, not really.

[–]williemcbride 9 points10 points ago

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Thaaaaat's racist.

[–]squareycircle 1 point2 points ago

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[–]rukaWK 1 point2 points ago

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There's been a sudden influx of racist posts. Did everyone's girlfriend cheat on them with a black guy on valentines day or something?

[–]wankd0rf 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Faceplants 12 points13 points ago

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I'm so tired of racism sliding by because it's "funny." It's not funny. It's boring and tired.

[–]PepsiDude002 8 points9 points ago

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How is it racist? The man discovered synthetic watermelon!

[–]ExplainsRacistJokes 31 points32 points ago

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This is funny because the poster pretends to be insensitive to racial issues by ignoring that African Americans are often portrayed as liking watermelon. The poster alleges that since any number of non-African Americans might also like watermelon, then the image is inoffensive.

[–]tobysears 7 points8 points ago

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This isn't even funny or clever, just cheap racism for karma.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]RNRSaturday 4 points5 points ago

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This is as racist as it is not even clever enough to be funny. Very disappointed to see this made the front page. We are better than this, Reddit!

[–]zambongo 4 points5 points ago

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Newsflash - racism ain't funny.

[–]BrotherBiscuit 2 points3 points ago

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500+ comments

475 upvotes

You people need to grow a sense of humor.

[–]Kazaril 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, black people liking watermelon is certainly on the forefront of innovation in comedy.

[–]Random_Tangent 2 points3 points ago

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Goddammit, Stormfront. Go back to your own corner of the internet.

[–]julio26pt2 4 points5 points ago

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This reminded me how much I miss Better Off Ted..

[–]khanfusion 1 point2 points ago

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Another cancelled awesome show, courtesy of Fox.

Wait, it was ABC? Fuck it, I'm blaming Fox anyway.

[–]fannyalgersabortion 1 point2 points ago

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Ummmmm............

[–]martooni -3 points-2 points ago

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Fuck this tired racist shit.

[–]quinncyjones 1 point2 points ago

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BOUT DAMN TIME!

[–]asdfwat 3 points4 points ago

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i agree that it has been far too long since the last instance of using sterotypes of ethnic minorities for our amusement.

[–]MasochisticDeadHorse -3 points-2 points ago

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Let's clear something up: if you're going to be an asshole, at least be funny. Just repeating some tired old stereotype doesn't make you edgy for making a racist or sexist joke. Black people, watermelons. We've heard it.

[–]Vee_Vee -3 points-2 points ago

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The funniest shit I've seen here in months just had to be racist as fuck. these are your roots r/funny, get back to it.

[–]GrandChawhee 11 points12 points ago

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Really? You think it's that funny? How old are you?

[–]ObservingOwl 2 points3 points ago

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You mean this isn't high quality material? /:

It sucks so bad TT

[–]Spitfire15 -3 points-2 points ago

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ITT: A bunch of babies who cant take a joke.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago*

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"Oh? You don't think worn out racist tropes are funny? Why don't you get a sense of humor then? Herp derpy herpy derp!"

[–]Innosin 10 points11 points ago

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Seriously, let's get some fresh jokes around here. Did you know that men never ask for directions? lolol

[–]sweetgreggo 0 points1 point ago

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Why does that British scientist care about watermelon?

[–]iHaze 0 points1 point ago

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[–]morris858 0 points1 point ago

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It kind of looks like that watermelon flavor at the bottom of snow cones if it sinks to the bottom. That concentrated flavor is one of the most sweet sensations ever.

[–]LazyPosts 0 points1 point ago

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I DONT GET IT.

[–]ciaomain 0 points1 point ago

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This kills the watermelon.

[–]zthompson2350 0 points1 point ago

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WANT!!!!

[–]Saint_Cupcake 0 points1 point ago

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It's Simon from The Yogscast in 30 years!

[–]f0rcedinducti0n 0 points1 point ago

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Hilarious.