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NOPE, mate! Australian restroom horror. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]FionaTheHuman 77 points78 points ago

I'm sorry, but we're simply going to have to light your entire continent on fire. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you, but we cannot have giant fucking spiders hanging out in places that we put our delicates.

[–]sagewah 56 points57 points ago

If you wait a month or two it usually starts burning by itself.

[–]shadowbutcher 25 points26 points ago

It's funny coz it's true

[–]sagewah 6 points7 points ago

This one or this one?

[–]shadowbutcher 5 points6 points ago

first one

[–]Cannybelle 0 points1 point ago

I have a lot of leftover Kerosene, please take it all in hopes of succeeding in this plan.

Either by starting the fires yourself or waiting for them to happen naturally so you can help it along, I don't care which one :)

[–]frenchymm 0 points1 point ago

Only the strong ones will survive and produce offspring....

[–]verynayce 0 points1 point ago

BUT AWW!

[–]a_stray_bullet 0 points1 point ago

Most of the dangerous spiders here will survive fire so this should be ok

[–]omplatt 17 points18 points ago

those spiders are probably so fast that they could just scamper up your stream of pee if you were standing up.

[–]kstub 7 points8 points ago

holy hell, that's terrifying

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

I don't know enough about physics to dissprove this so... FUCK THAT!! NOPE!

[–]FacedJared 91 points92 points ago

45 comments, and not one on how fake this .gif obviously is.

not real.

[–]Cielys 19 points20 points ago*

Actually, it's real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN3uR0J-Jqk

Edit: Maybe not real after all. I don't know, I'm not a spider expert.

[–]ofNoImportance 3 points4 points ago

It is, fortunately, just computer graphics. Fairly well done, except it's simply not an accurate rendition of the way spiders move (and it hasn't been composited into the scene flawlessly).

Never the less, this can and does happen. It just probably won't jump straight onto your shoe.

[–]Tovora 19 points20 points ago

It still looks fake, huntsmans don't move like that. They can't float, they need to use their legs.

[–]Eueptis 2 points3 points ago

Huntsmans are very fast though?, It didn't look like it floated?

[–]al_fe2o3 7 points8 points ago

Exactly, they don't stick their abdomens up like that and the walk cycle looks terrible.

[–]BRsteve 11 points12 points ago

I for one am quite glad that I don't have enough experience with them to notice that.

[–]mogaly 10 points11 points ago

It doesn't change the fact that spiders do this in australia constantly, which is why you use your foot to move the seat. Claiming this isn't real is pointless... even if it isn't real, this still happens.

[–]MalHeartsNutmeg 4 points5 points ago

Actually you'll probably never find a huntsman on your toilet. They like to stay high up. Mostly you'll find them on your roof or in the corner where your wall and roof meet.

What you should REALLY be worried about are red backs which you wont notice by just kicking the seat.

[–]DerpusOfValues 9 points10 points ago

I live in England. We have no natural predators, no fault lines, no tornados, tsunamis or anything else to threaten us in our everyday lives. In my imagination, Australia is just a sea of insects with people struggling through it. Not to mention the actual sea, where things still want to kill you.

[–]ciny 1 point2 points ago

I live in Europe aswell and have the same feeling... why on earth would you live in a country where the spiders are big enough to have a conversation with you before they kill you :)

[–]downvotesmakemehard 5 points6 points ago

You fuckers SENT these people there!

KAAAAAAAHHHNNNN!!!!

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[–]DerpusOfValues 3 points4 points ago

"HAVE TWO OF ALL THESE FUCKING THINGS! JESUS, JESUS, JEE-SUS! GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY CRAWL BACK ON!"

[–]MalHeartsNutmeg 2 points3 points ago

As you drive to work, that crunching under your tires isn't gravel.

[–]GethLegion 2 points3 points ago

Fuck those things. The pregnant lady ones are scary as shit.

[–]mogaly 1 point2 points ago

Alright, maybe not a huntsman, but a spider of equal size and weight.

[–]IonicSquid 14 points15 points ago

Why the fucking fuck does anyone live in Australia? Jesus Christ.

[–]FMRYP 3 points4 points ago

So I'm from Canada, but I lived in Australia for a year. I MAJOR regret moving back home.

I lived in Queensland. AKA - The Sunshine State

Once was playing video games and I saw something moving in the hallway. Yeah, playing games and something big enough to catch my attention is moving in the hallway. Get up, wander over, big mammer jammer huntsman.

I yelled to my roomates (Aussies) and said "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET RID OF ONE OF THESE? CAN I KILL IT?" and they said "OI, JUST OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR. SHE'LL GET OUTTA HERE ON ER OWN WHEN SHE'S READY"

I still would move back in a heartbeat. Almost got killed by so many fucking animals over there but it wouldn't stop me from going back to sunshine and happiness every day.

[–]PureClass 5 points6 points ago

Because the people that say these things obviously haven't been to Australia, or live in the faaar outback where a small number of people live.

As an Australian, I take pride in the fact that I feel safe taking a dump. (Don't take out of context.)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Kangeroos.

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    [–]Tovora -5 points-4 points ago

    I don't understand your logic, just because something happens, doesn't mean that something fake becomes real.

    [–]mogaly 5 points6 points ago

    What is the point of calling this fake, when anybody in australia can pick up a camera and film basically the EXACT same thing. That alone makes me believe this isn't fake.

    [–]afsdjkll 12 points13 points ago

    The point of calling it fake is I want to believe it's fake with all my goddamned heart.

    [–]mogaly 0 points1 point ago

    ;)

    [–]afsdjkll 1 point2 points ago

    and PS you're doing nothing for the Australian tourism industry.

    [–]aanalogbrother 8 points9 points ago

    Oh, don't worry about that. Mandatory porno scanning at the airports took care of that already.

    [–]asleepycompany 2 points3 points ago

    Once I lifted the toilet seat and there was one of these beauties.

    [–]Tovora 0 points1 point ago*

    How can you tell me that you can do this anywhere in Australia, when you live in Canada, as you've stated below, while I do live in Australia.

    I have NEVER seen a huntsman under my toilet seat.

    [–]EricFartman 0 points1 point ago

    I was on vacation in Australia, not far from sidney. I saw alot of huntsman, I remember seeing 3 of them in the bathroom. One above the shower and the other two above the toilet.

    Sorry for my grammar

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      [–]FacedJared 0 points1 point ago

      okay then lets get someone actually doing it then, why the need to create a fake one if its such a common occurrence.

      [–]mogaly 1 point2 points ago

      didn't make it, don't care, not even sure if fake.

      [–]Tovora -1 points0 points ago

      I live in Brisbane. I can't go and film it, there isn't two huntsmans under my toilet seat.

      Believe whatever you want, the spider that jumps on his foot IS fake.

      [–]mogaly 2 points3 points ago

      I live in BC, Canada. No where near as many spiders as Australia. I've seen spiders almost, (if not, actually) that big hang out in toilets. Like I said, it doesn't matter if it is fake or not, it's a good video of what DOEs actually happen all over the place. Consider it a dramatization of real events.

      [–]TehMegaWiz 5 points6 points ago

      I live in rural Nsw. My toilet is inside the house. So when we get them they just chill on the wall.

      My mate has an outside toilet though. Scariest fucking experience ever.

      TBH, i see them so much i've lost fear of them. I can pick them up and take them outside on my hand.

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          [–]al_fe2o3 3 points4 points ago

          To anyone who spends time with spiders, that video just shows how fake this is. Even when this gets posted nearly all of reddit believes it to be real each time.

          [–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

          Well It may be fake in SOME countries, but fuck if I ever want to find out.

          Seriously though, that is not only fake, but funny as all hell.

          [–]TheseAreTheEndTimes 1 point2 points ago

          Still not convinced. That or my hope that it's fake is too powerful.

          [–]ahhdum 1 point2 points ago

          this is fake as fuck. clearly. just look at it. and if you're still convinced its real, from MmmBepBoos youtube profile (the user who uploaded the original youtube video):

          Now that my goal of being the #1 search for "toilet spider" on youtube has been achieved, it is now time to set my sights to the #1 search for toilet spider on-- google!

          so what, he went out looking for "toilet spiders" so that he could achieve his ultimate goal? give me a break.

          [–]TheseAreTheEndTimes 2 points3 points ago

          An honorable goal that many strive for.

          [–]lemons_r_pretty_good 2 points3 points ago

          fake or not . I still imagined sitting on the seat and that thing pouncing on my balls and than I cringed and started shaking.

          [–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

          Pounce balls, bite sac, lay eggs. I just made that scene THAT MUCH more horrific.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

          People huff their own shit gas out of balloons...

          [–]ClandestineGhost 2 points3 points ago

          Jenkum, damn near killed 'em!

          [–]coconutsrecords 0 points1 point ago

          It's Australia ofcourse it's real.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

          I tried convincing myself the same thing...

          [–]Reichcommander 2 points3 points ago

          85 comments and not one on how fucking annoying it is to see a repost. not cool.

          [–]whostolemypurse 0 points1 point ago

          Regardless, it still gave me the chills...wasn't expecting to see that but I guess I should have, being on reddit and all...

          [–]a_stray_bullet 0 points1 point ago

          was thinking the exact same thing...

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            [–]zackIV 9 points10 points ago

            FUCK, I'm an Ausralian who was sitting on the toilet when I watched this gif as soon as that massive fucking spider came out I jumped of the toilet and shat on the floor.

            [–]mykchap 3 points4 points ago

            Am I the only Aussie that has seen a huntsman jump before? Maybe it wasn't a huntsman... I don't know. I was busy running away.

            [–]catheterXXcrazy69 3 points4 points ago

            man I can't wait until this gets posted /again/

            [–]Thunder_Pwny 21 points22 points ago

            Welp never using the toilet again. Thanks r/wtf.

            [–]GudomligaSven 2 points3 points ago

            Why is WTF always filled with reposts.

            [–]chanelleol 15 points16 points ago

            Never using a public bathroom again.

            [–]VDr4g0n 13 points14 points ago

            think about what would happen if he sat down to take a shit.

            [–]EriktheRed 21 points22 points ago

            His weight would have crushed the spiders. Right? RIGHT?

            [–]mrsobchak 28 points29 points ago

            His weight would have pissed the spiders off.

            [–]english888 6 points7 points ago

            Or the spiders would've been pissed on...

            [–]thedeuce53 0 points1 point ago

            It is my understanding that many spiders won't bite unless you step on them or crush them in another way.

            Fuck.

            [–]RebelTactics 4 points5 points ago

            Just think, that's where your balls could've been.

            [–]Tongue420 1 point2 points ago

            Balls to you, sir

            [–]Tongue420 1 point2 points ago

            Balls to you, sir

            [–]FoolsPower 6 points7 points ago

            This was a video by Sp00k aka theclockstickin. I'm on my iPod but you can find the video on his YouTube channel.

            [–]afsdjkll 7 points8 points ago

            You type really good with a clickwheel.

            [–]seabass341 0 points1 point ago

            How you rememberd..

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              [–]Mynci 4 points5 points ago

              Further proof that everything in Australia wants to kill you

              [–]Tovora 5 points6 points ago

              They can't really hurt you, they're just big. Last night I had one in my kitchen that was bigger than my hand. I tried to move it with a broom.. This one decided to just sit there, instantly bite the broom and go back to where it was. So I had to kill it.

              Once they get big enough, they stop being scared.

              [–]heimlich1017 4 points5 points ago

              Once they get big enough, they stop being scared.

              Fucking terrifying. Large spiders that aren't afraid of you? I believe I've heard of these; they're from my nightmares.

              [–]Itsthex 2 points3 points ago

              Wait, they bite but yet cant hurt you?

              [–]ThunderCuntAU 7 points8 points ago

              The most common spiders we have in our houses are hunstman. They're big, hairy and may provoke shrieks of horror from unAustralian Australians. They're also relatively harmless (even if they bite), compared to some of the other fuck-off spiders that are around, but scarce.

              [–]ThePhantomScribbler 1 point2 points ago

              Fucking hate them. I almost had a car accident once because one decided to run across the inside of the windscreen after I parked under a low hanging tree overnight.

              ekaguhabafamuhabubaha

              [–]wolfman1214 0 points1 point ago

              Tarantulas>venomous spiders.

              [–]first-letter-words 3 points4 points ago

              Once they get big enough, they stop being scared.

              Indeed. We have them in the back of our workshop (North Queensland). They raise their front legs and jump at the broom like a frog when you try to brush them out the door. They are also freakishly fast. There aren't too many of them up here, but the ones I see are huge. I used to live in Tasmania, where they seemed to be more common but slightly smaller.

              [–]NWCJ 1 point2 points ago

              I would have to buy brooms in bulk.. As to light the bristles on fire and then proceed to push the spiders. Just incase it wanted to run up the broom leaving me weaponless. Or worse yet land on me :(

              [–]ableskittle 1 point2 points ago

              when i was younger i had an eyewitness book about spiders. one page mentioned that in australia spiders often hide under toilet seats. to this day it is still one of my greatest fears even though i live in canada. i'm sure canada will get bashed for me saying this, but did anyone really want to go to australia anyway?

              [–]Tovora 5 points6 points ago

              Those books are just to make sure Americans don't come here. Canadians are welcome.

              [–]mitchmatch1 0 points1 point ago

              Dont they know some Canadians, such as ableskittle and myself, have tremendous fears of spiders?

              [–]Robotlolz 0 points1 point ago

              Beautiful climate, beautiful beaches, beautiful women, interesting culture. FUCK Australia!

              [–]MrMono1 0 points1 point ago

              Beautiful climate? This place is sooo freaking humid.

              [–]Robotlolz 0 points1 point ago

              Hmmm, never been, but I was under the impression it was mostly desert.

              [–]MrMono1 0 points1 point ago

              It is, but along the coastal areas it is very lush, and therefore extremely humid.

              Note the green on the east coast.

              [–]Robotlolz 0 points1 point ago

              Well, I do indeed like warmth. But I am not a fan of humidity. Fuck Australia!

              [–]GethLegion 0 points1 point ago

              Tassie has some of the most ancient rainforests in the world. Its pretty amazing.

              [–]xkorupt 1 point2 points ago

              This is one of the very few things i've browsed on r/wtf that actually made me say "fuck...". Fuck you spider.

              [–]Strug-ga-ling 1 point2 points ago

              Ah, the elusive arachnae penialbiteicus.

              [–]Gamernz 1 point2 points ago

              This has been posted to r/wtf at least 10 times already!

              http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/gZq18.gif

              [–]SaysItWithSpiders 1 point2 points ago

              Verified

              [–]link2man22 1 point2 points ago

              Gotta love it when you are looking at a .gif or picture relating to a spider and the cat decides its a good time to brush up against your leg.

              [–]KNessJM 0 points1 point ago

              This often results in the cat brooding for the next several hours over being randomly smacked out of nowhere.

              [–]philter451 1 point2 points ago

              Wow, cool CGI spiders...

              [–]commandakeen 2 points3 points ago

              Thats it! I will never visit your fine continent, bitches!

              [–]baleenteen 9 points10 points ago

              NO.

              [–]SpoutsLazyOpinions 3 points4 points ago

              that didn't look like a huntsman - but if it was a funnelweb it's a stupid huge one.

              [–]DrascaL 2 points3 points ago

              How do you poo in that country?!

              [–]ButtpissEsq 4 points5 points ago

              well, when you see spiders that like you don't really need to use the toilet anymore

              [–]greenw40 1 point2 points ago

              If I ever go to Australia looks like I'll just be peeing all over the seats.

              [–]nevermore90038 2 points3 points ago

              I would have screamed like a little girl...

              [–]HBZ415 2 points3 points ago

              Wasn't in Australia, I remember watching the video and he sounded like he was from the South, maybe Georgia

              [–]riotingonthewall 2 points3 points ago

              decoy spider... annnd.. ambush!

              [–]jambrose4 1 point2 points ago

              clever girl... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO5wryDdEI0

              [–]ChatGarou 9 points10 points ago*

              http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/gZq18.gif

              Seriously, this gets posted nearly every day. I'm tired of seeing it. It was interesting the first few hundred times.

              [–]TwinkiePinkie 15 points16 points ago

              First time I've seen it. Thanks for pointing out that I don't spend enough time on Reddit, jerk.

              [–]ahhdum 5 points6 points ago

              ...and this comment gets posted to every repost. ironic...

              [–]jugalator 1 point2 points ago*

              Karmadecay.com? A dedicated website to tell how things have been reposted? This is utterly... I don't know what to say... Why does it exist? Who designed it? What was the guy thinking while designing it? What's his food habits? This curiosity needs to be explored further. I can understand TinEye. It lets you find origins. This is just to... I don't know... Be here at service for post nazis?

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                [–]vertigo1083 2 points3 points ago

                Could you imagine if he was drunk and just plopped down?

                [–]Ironicallypredictabl 5 points6 points ago

                Those things WILL crawl up your ass and stay there.

                [–]vertigo1083 4 points5 points ago

                This made me squirm in my office chair.

                [–]Ironicallypredictabl 11 points12 points ago

                That is one of the symptoms of a spider in the ass.

                [–]mitchmatch1 0 points1 point ago

                I can just imagine having to go to the hospital because a spider crawled up your asshole and spun some webs and made a nice cozy nest in your rectum.

                [–]Ironicallypredictabl 0 points1 point ago

                Funnel spiders don't make webs. It would borrow a small cavity (large in this case to accommodate those huge hairy legs) in the wall of your rectum and line it with silk.

                [–]keith_weaver 2 points3 points ago

                Mental note: before going to Australia, buy Depends Undergarments.

                [–]Sycosys 3 points4 points ago

                Why is this upvoted you gullible shits?

                [–]PedroDelCaso 9 points10 points ago

                Welcome to Reddit. Please leave your logic at the door. Would you like a kitten?

                [–]Sycosys 1 point2 points ago

                tell that to /r/athiesm and /r/askscience

                [–]Nightbynight 1 point2 points ago

                One of those subreddits is full of insightful, intelligent, posts backed up by actual science and full of well educated people with respectful opinions using solid logic. The other is /r/atheism.

                [–]PedroDelCaso 2 points3 points ago

                I'm far too frightened to delve into those dungeons.

                [–]Sycosys 3 points4 points ago

                Those are dangerous dungeons, take this

                Fun once you cut your chops..

                [–]Loggie 0 points1 point ago

                /r/askscience is great D:

                [–]brewhouse 0 points1 point ago

                You're lumping r/atheism and r/askscience together? Really? ಠ_ಠ

                [–]breeex 5 points6 points ago

                Never going to Australia now.

                [–]Starayo 3 points4 points ago

                Even if it's real, I highly doubt it's in Australia.

                American toilets are enormous bowls made to waste water. Australian toilets use much less water, helpful because we often have droughts, and are also usually dual flush.

                [–]Scarmasu 1 point2 points ago

                completely true most toilets buy law are some form of Dual flush toilets.

                [–]sicabushi 1 point2 points ago

                Doesn't prove or disprove the video. Since that can still be a dual flush toilet.

                Both American and Australian toilets flush 1.6 gallons of water, but only the Australian toilets have the option to flush .8 gallons for water wastes, leading to water savings.

                [–]rayofsunshine4 2 points3 points ago

                This is my nightmare!

                [–]emilytasticz0rz 3 points4 points ago

                Well. I just threw up, cried, started itching and died at the same time.

                [–]DarthContinent[S] 3 points4 points ago

                You type well for a corpse!

                [–]emilytasticz0rz 1 point2 points ago

                Zombie-ism. Or part cat.

                [–]Naillilb 1 point2 points ago

                I hate everything about this.

                [–]BasketOfKittens 2 points3 points ago

                FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOU

                [–]thetruth323 1 point2 points ago

                fuckity fuck fuck fuckity fuck that!

                [–]keith_weaver 0 points1 point ago

                I may never drop a D again.

                [–]jwastintime 1 point2 points ago

                Where's Steve when you need him?

                [–]essenceoferlenmeyer 0 points1 point ago

                At least it will be convenient for when you shit yourself.

                [–]wtfover 0 points1 point ago

                Did anybody notice the second smaller spider at the far end of the seat?

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                I wouldn't need to shit after seeing that.

                [–]Lord_Pimpington 0 points1 point ago

                You have just confirmed my worst fears.

                [–]SpoiledPuddin 0 points1 point ago

                My worse nightmare!!!

                [–]DHumefan 0 points1 point ago

                This was better than any horror movies I've ever seen.

                [–]Halveraptor 0 points1 point ago

                Fucking huntsman spiders. When I was a homestayer there six years ago, those things gave me nightmares.

                [–]blockey 0 points1 point ago

                And this is why Im not allowed to leave Britain... Thanks world.

                [–]Blaise6711 0 points1 point ago

                I was so scared I wanted to down vote it but I didn't. Upvote for you sir

                [–]magicalrum 0 points1 point ago

                First thing that came to my mind, why was he recording himself peeing?

                [–]Simmer_Down_Now 0 points1 point ago

                its called a dunny.

                [–]Volker_Metal 0 points1 point ago

                I'm going to be checking every toilet I sit on until I die now. Thanks.

                [–]fuzzyshorts 0 points1 point ago

                While I've seen this before I had a different reaction. My cursor was on the white part of the page and my finger unconsciously twitched, causing it to move just as the spiders revealed themselves. Momentarily disconcerting.

                [–]Robotlolz 0 points1 point ago

                Yeah... Who cares if it's fake (in this context)? It's an image meant to gross you out, not a documentary film about toilet spiders.

                [–]guavacakes 0 points1 point ago

                Fake or not it's terrifying...

                [–]chowder138 0 points1 point ago

                I got itchy before I even clicked the link.

                [–]xiomen 0 points1 point ago

                I don't want to go to Australia anymore

                [–]ToInfinityAndBeyonce 0 points1 point ago

                As for person who lives in Australia, I approve this spider trap

                [–]Babysmalls 0 points1 point ago

                Hopefully this is fake, as is most shit on here (the internet).I am not taking any chances. How about that it is a repost and I am tired of seeing it. It freaks me the fuck out and makes me paranoid to sit on the toilet.

                [–]ijfen 0 points1 point ago

                We need to have a new tag for these sorts of posts. I propose NSAS or NS;AS for not safe; Australian spiders. Or we could just tag it NOPE

                [–]Felicitatious 0 points1 point ago

                Welp, the boyfriend and I were thinking about moving to Australia in November. Now we are not.

                [–]Mitty002 0 points1 point ago

                Do not let things like this turn you away from Australia because this is just one of the few down points of Australia which is no where near the amout of beautiful things about this place, sure we have things that would tur you away but doesnt every country?

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                Australia, you say?

                [–]flyguysd 0 points1 point ago

                Whether you cynics think this is real or not, I'm not shitting right for a week after watching that!

                [–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

                So my leg hair just twitched and I beat the EVER LOVING SHIT out of my calf. Thanks.

                [–]RedLeader7 0 points1 point ago

                That does not look like Australian plumbing, I have seem big fuck off spiders like that here though.

                [–]TakeyoMedicine 0 points1 point ago

                On the bright side, he probably didn't have to shit anymore after that

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                And I just shat myself

                [–]mrmcl 0 points1 point ago

                I wonder what would have happened if he just didnt see it.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                Shelob fell on hard times once the LOTR series was finished filming

                [–]mloccery 0 points1 point ago

                In restroom while I clicked that. Upsetting.

                [–]CorpseFool 0 points1 point ago

                in b4 upsidedown fixx'd version.

                [–]Khorv 0 points1 point ago

                Oh no a foot!....Fuck it...I'm gonna jump on the foot!

                [–]Johnny82 0 points1 point ago

                Fuck every and anything about this.

                [–]Cannybelle 0 points1 point ago

                You know...when I was younger I always wanted to go to Australia, just to see the native wildlife up close and personal.

                WELL NOT ANYMORE! :D

                [–]Chasmosaur 0 points1 point ago

                inarticulate gagging sound of horror

                laptop crashing to the floor

                Goddamnit. Why do I read /WTF again?

                [–]bleunt 0 points1 point ago

                I am SO glad he managed to kick it off before the gif ended.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Start tagging spider posts with [SPIDER] , you almost gave me a fucking heart attack.

                [–]broALLOVAyaFACE 0 points1 point ago

                never taking a shit without checking the toilet again....

                [–]thisnameisnew 0 points1 point ago

                Thanks a lot, I have to shit with my ass 2 inches off the seat now.

                [–]coconutsrecords 0 points1 point ago

                Worst part about this GIF is I opened it while taking a poop. I felt something crawling on my weinus. Phantom spider syndrome.

                [–]masterbooner 0 points1 point ago

                I was watching and thinking, why is he lifting the..- HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Real - fake don't care it scared the shit out of me.

                [–]DarrellDeeznutz 0 points1 point ago

                I just shit all over my good work chair!!

                [–]DarthContinent[S] 3 points4 points ago

                Just contact HR, they'll give it to an intern and order you a new one.

                [–]bbbeeennn 0 points1 point ago

                I saw this while sitting on a public toilet in Australia. Oh... Oh dear...

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

                [–]Greatwhiteturtle 0 points1 point ago

                GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

                [–]benevolentsun801 0 points1 point ago

                REPOST WTF.

                [–]igavefoucaltaids 0 points1 point ago

                Pansexual Toilet Spider was my router name.

                [–][deleted] ago

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                [–]Mitty002 0 points1 point ago

                Cause we are REAL men.

                [–]KNessJM 0 points1 point ago

                I can see why England decided this would be a good place to send their criminals.

                [–]Patchworks 0 points1 point ago

                Restroom? Who the fuck calls a dunny a restroom in Australia? Nobody, thats who.

                [–]cancle -1 points0 points ago

                Fake and Old repost.

                [–]feeen -4 points-3 points ago

                Fixed that for you.

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