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[–]InsomniYak 17 points18 points ago

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German Shepherds are notorious for not giving a fuck. I live with one.

[–]Superdeduper82 13 points14 points ago

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german shepherds are also notorious for being cute as fuck

[–]neryam 2 points3 points ago

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Most dogs are also notorious for being cute as fuck

[–]anotherDocObVious 1 point2 points ago

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EXCEPT Pomeranians - mother of god fucking minority complex.

[–]Superdeduper82 0 points1 point ago

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very true

[–]bobbymcpresscot 5 points6 points ago

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You never own a German Shepherd, you just share a place with them.

[–]MacGuyverism 6 points7 points ago

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The only fuck they give is to the police.

[–]InsomniYak 6 points7 points ago

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Just asked mine, she said "fuck the police." Guess she's not a big sting fan.

[–]khrak 1 point2 points ago*

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My brother bought one of those ultra-sonic anti-barking devices for his German Sheppard. The challenge was accepted. He barked at the fucking thing non-stop every single time he was outside.

[–]GhostSongX4 1 point2 points ago

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They're smart enough to not give a fuck. A German Shepherd is the only dog I know of that sometimes you need to argue and compromise with. Also, you don't always win that argument.

[–]thankuoy 0 points1 point ago

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... except for the couch pillows and random guests' legs.

[–]InsomniYak 0 points1 point ago

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That would be a trait restricted to the males who have not been fixed.

[–]thankuoy 0 points1 point ago

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i have seen (and felt; damn i was traumatized in so many ways as a kid) several bitches doing this too.

[–]apriloneil 15 points16 points ago

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[–]ForgottenPhoenix[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Well, this is awkward. I tried searching on karmadecay but nothing showed up. I saw it posted on another site I was browsing.

Apologies.

[–]apriloneil 8 points9 points ago

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Haha, it's cool. I don't mind; I was just surprised to see my dog pop up on here again a year later. You didn't pretend he's yours or anything obnoxious like that. Upvoted for nepotism ;)

[–]Rock0rSomething 5 points6 points ago

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I grew up with GSDs and much of our house was chewed every time one was a puppy. All grown up now with a GSD hybrid and an Aussie (and human kids) of my own, and the only time we had chew problems is when I'm away for weeks/months at a time for work.

The reason they don't chew when I'm home? I run their furry little butts into the ground. I throw frisbees/lacrosse balls (with a long pole!) until they are winded, or they stay on my heel as I do my own training runs, up to 15 miles at a time. I look at their exercise like this: I can either have a happy partner that doesn't chew my stuff and is calm and friendly, or a neurotic captive who reminds me of their imprisonment if I fail to get them the physical/mental stimulation these breeds crave.

TL;DR: Chewing = lack of stimulation

[–]GhostSongX4 0 points1 point ago

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Also it helps to establish what is their toys and what are your toys.

But you definitely have to get up off your ass with a Shepherd and exercise. They are not passive animals.

[–]PissinChicken 0 points1 point ago

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Yo brah you wanna go over to the quad and toss around the lacross ball. Ya know those hot sororiety girls gonna be there. We can wear our mesh jerseys with no shirt and our worn out hats, gonna be epic.

[–]Fried_Freedom 4 points5 points ago

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As an owner of a German Shepard I can honestly say they love to chew shit.

[–]pilvy 1 point2 points ago

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I think you're doing it wrong.

[–]Desch86 0 points1 point ago

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The dog or the man?

[–]allthejiggies 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else immediately think of chewing tobacco?

[–]canna-crux 1 point2 points ago

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I have a puggle that loved to eat that....I mean, dogs eat their own shit...I don't imagine there is a whole lot they won't eat.

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 1 point2 points ago

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fucking beautiful dog

[–]thepiemister 0 points1 point ago

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Look out, we got a badass over here...

[–]bestcheater 0 points1 point ago

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lmao that would totally b my gsd. he is 10.5 mo old atm

[–]elanghe 0 points1 point ago

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Have you tried it yourself? That stuff would keep me from chewing anything that it had been sprayed on.

[–]Lil9 0 points1 point ago

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What is it? Does it taste really bad, or is it hot like pepper spray or something?

[–]elanghe 0 points1 point ago

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It's a horrible taste that you can't get rid of.

[–]whowantstoknow 0 points1 point ago

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Our puppy used to chew furniture when she was left alone, so we got some stop chewing spray. It kind of worked. She stopped chewing on the furniture and started licking it instead. Wore off the varnish on one chair.

[–]ugcbrian 0 points1 point ago

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I have two GSDs, to spite me they would chew everything I sprayed with that stuff and nothing else.

[–]GhostSongX4 0 points1 point ago

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You know, there is some logic in that. Dogs see that and they're like, "Well he sprayed a foul tasting liquid on this stuff that we were chewing on I suppose those are things he wants us to gnaw on."

[–]Onlyhereforthelaughs 0 points1 point ago

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[–]capt_slippy_fists -2 points-1 points ago

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Did this dog send me to jail? Cause if so, fuck that dog.