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[–]Lord_Hobbes 5 points6 points ago

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Oompa Loompa, Dupity Doop I left you, a big pile of Poop

[–]asmalldrinkofmilk 3 points4 points ago

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That plug in is up side down

[–]Steveyobs 1 point2 points ago

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That is the correct way now.

[–]CryingBeard 1 point2 points ago

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laughing way too hard at this shit.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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This is definitely from 4chan

[–]Egarim 1 point2 points ago

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I use that as the logo for my fantasy baseball/football/hockey teams; the Red Hot Oompa-Loompas.

[–]Flash_Fox 1 point2 points ago

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The dog does not look impressed XD

[–]TehORCA 2 points3 points ago

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I sang the second part, as well.

[–]RabidTurtle46 0 points1 point ago

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Were we not supposed to?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I lul'd hardcore at this. :)

[–]Themehmeh 3 points4 points ago

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I'm at work laughing and my coworker says I'm 6 but that is great.

[–]gegillam 1 point2 points ago

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cant read it without singing it in my head..

[–]Chet_Steadman 0 points1 point ago

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Oompa Loompa Dupity Dinternet. This picture is old as the internet.

[–]Radioheadless 0 points1 point ago

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Laughed way too hard at this

[–]ADM_Nelson 0 points1 point ago

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Oompa Loompa Doompity Dee, if you do not then you're a giant pussy.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Cibarius[S] 3 points4 points ago

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He so did not only make chocolate

[–]gfail 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah but Oompa Loompas have to tend that shit. One slip in the chocolate lake and he's doggie paddling to heaven.

[–]Cibarius[S] 0 points1 point ago

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not if he doesnt ingest it!

[–]ATownStomp -4 points-3 points ago

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This is neither funny nor creative. I am sad that this received upvotes.

[–]Cibarius[S] 1 point2 points ago

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i've heard this sob story before... good thing you're not everyone