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[–]postwhatever 49 points50 points ago

This is what I view when I need a break / laugh

[–]duckvaginas 10 points11 points ago

that is exactly how I feel every morning

[–]TheDude- 2 points3 points ago

Fuck it... It's my answer for everything

[–]LuridTeaParty 1 point2 points ago

And the worms, they enter his brain..

[–]Bodie1550 37 points38 points ago

For some reason I always thought there was something very zen about this too.

[–]Dustintico 12 points13 points ago

It took me far too long to realize what was happening there.

[–]Drawtaru 7 points8 points ago

I need one of those for my house. The actual machine, not the gif. And the pencils. Definitely all the pencils. PENCILS!

[–]Lampmonster1 8 points9 points ago

I like pencils too. I don't even know why.

[–]ZeroNihilist 5 points6 points ago

When I use a pen I'm just reminded of the lies about "pen licenses". Sometimes I don't even carry my license with me. The cops don't seem to care. I turn myself in for writing in pen without my license on me and they just laugh.

I'm starting to think they aren't even a real thing.

[–]Drawtaru 2 points3 points ago

I used to babysit for a guy who worked for Bic. He paid me with their corporate samplers. Glorious, glorious folders filled with pencils and pens!

[–]qbxk 20 points21 points ago

Paws and Relax

[–]Robert_Meowney_Jr 11 points12 points ago

[–]AloneIntheCorner 6 points7 points ago

I was expecting this.

[–]Robert_Meowney_Jr 3 points4 points ago

[–]morpheousmarty 2 points3 points ago

This one caught my attention the longest. Well played Robert Meowney Jr.

[–]Robert_Meowney_Jr 1 point2 points ago

Another triumph.

[–]win-win[S] 1 point2 points ago

"I HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH---awwwww!"

[–]snakes88 8 points9 points ago

[–]puffyarreolas 8 points9 points ago

I just tried doing the same thing with my hands; it feels surpisingly good.

[–]SillyHuman 7 points8 points ago

where do you work?

[–]win-win[S] 24 points25 points ago*

At a hospital. I'm known as that "cat" guy now, thanks to this beauty. Even though I actually don't own a cat.

EDIT: also, I'm allergic to some of them. Like "my-eye-doubled-in-size" allergic.

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[–]win-win[S] 1 point2 points ago

Such a relevent username.

[–]SillyHuman 3 points4 points ago

This is tragic. My best to you, sir.

[–]ruinercollector 1 point2 points ago

upvote for actual stressful job vs. "office where ppl bitch a lot and ask me too do stuff"

[–]Zomonada 12 points13 points ago

Have a break. Have a kit cat.

[–]YoutubedYourComment 1 point2 points ago

[–]starthirteen 16 points17 points ago

Fists with your toes...

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 12 points13 points ago

Damn you - just watched this for ten minutes in a semi-hypnotic state instead of finishing my work ...

[–]win-win[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm so sorry! :(

[–]forgotmy_username 5 points6 points ago

That is oddly hypnotic

[–]iamspeaker 8 points9 points ago

Wax on...wax off.

[–]BowlerNerd 7 points8 points ago

I hate when I'm asked to pick a hand and both end up being empty.

[–]starfishluvsyou 7 points8 points ago

Soft kitty, warm kitty

Little ball of fur

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty

Purr purr purr

[–]Teh_Warlus 5 points6 points ago

The level of cute here is causing a d'aww singularity to form in my brain. In about 2 minutes, I will browse /r/aww. In 5 minutes, I will move on to youtube cat videos. By 10 minutes, I will be beaten to a pulp by cynics within a twenty mile radius, who will be aggravated by my drooling, overly relaxed and happy state.

But that's OK, because my pulp will have this on the screen, and will be comforted.

[–]seabiscuit5 2 points3 points ago*

hoo hoo ha ha hoo hoo ha ha

[–]bumperlips 6 points7 points ago

haha I like how you had to edit it

[–]OpossumHades 2 points3 points ago

I think this is fucking scary

[–]MemeticOutlaw 2 points3 points ago

I agree. The more I look at it, the creepier it gets. I think it's because of the way it stares at you... and doesn't. ever. stop.

[–]Spants23 2 points3 points ago

Such soft paws...

[–]mayaknife 2 points3 points ago

Happy paws! Even though they sometimes hurt, who can deny them?

[–]Steffachu 2 points3 points ago

This is so cute it actually hurts.

[–]slyscribe401 2 points3 points ago

I could watch this all day.

[–]Idownvotecatshit 2 points3 points ago

Fuck man I think you just made me like cats....

[–]win-win[S] 1 point2 points ago

I was very much a dog person, until the internet came into my life.

[–]PardonMyTits 2 points3 points ago

I can practically hear him purring.

[–]omegaweapon 2 points3 points ago

this is the second cutest gif i've ever seen

[–]OatmealPowerSalad 5 points6 points ago

I have you saved as 'don't believe his lies' on RES, but I don't know why. I'd ask you, but...

[–]cody1209 2 points3 points ago

It's actually the first cutest gif he's ever seen. DON'T BELIEVE HIM.

[–]bumperlips 2 points3 points ago

first?

[–]yusufmte 2 points3 points ago

you can't just say that without giving us your cutest one...

[–]omegaweapon 1 point2 points ago

sorry, i tried to pull a Guybrush Threepwood but failed miserably. this is indeed the cutest gif ever EVER!!

[–]mitis 5 points6 points ago

I like to poke the screen (redditing via phone) and make it look like its paws are reacting to me.

[–]Waffles81 1 point2 points ago

Cats do this (even if they're adult) because thats how they got milk from moms.

[–]LumpySpacePrincess14 1 point2 points ago

Oh man my cat does this too XD

[–]lLoveLamp 1 point2 points ago

I keep hearing Wolverine's claws sound

[–]TheRoboJew 1 point2 points ago

This gif makes me extremely anxious for some reason.

[–]sticktothecraithur 1 point2 points ago

Best .gif I've ever seen.

[–]fourthbrn 1 point2 points ago

It's the never ending game of "which hand."

[–]Raven776 1 point2 points ago

lol whore

[–]douchedar 1 point2 points ago

BOOPBOOPBOOPBOOP

[–]NicoleDiver 1 point2 points ago

Why is this so soothing??

[–]VAisforcreepers 1 point2 points ago

We call them starfish paws. It's always a triumph when we can say "Aww, Rufio's doing starfish paws!" as we're rubbing his tummy.

[–]electricscream 1 point2 points ago

It's so soothing...

[–]offtheblock 1 point2 points ago

Oh wow it was synced with the music I'm listening to

[–]Stillflying 1 point2 points ago

My boyfriends cat does this, only she likes to do it whilst lying on you when you're patting her, with her paws digging into your skin :( Damn cats a sadist.

[–]MagnificentBasterd 1 point2 points ago

When I worked at a call center for Netflix, I kept a picture of The Dude on the background. Did a good job of helping me withdraw from stupid, upset, and rambling customers.

[–]bradgillap 1 point2 points ago

My coworker used to keep this on his screen to help him.

knifewrench

http://mlkshk.com/p/88TQ

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 1 point2 points ago

Am i the only one who thought "Nothing in this hand and Nothing in this hand"

[–]TheBigL1 1 point2 points ago

My dad and stepmom have a Maine Coon who does this when you pet her, no matter how she's sitting. Just kneading the air molecules.

[–]sfwestbank 1 point2 points ago

Subways new 5 dollar footlong commercial

[–]mamsellgris 1 point2 points ago

I do this relaxation technique that involved alternately squeezing my hands tight and releasing them (I feel most of my anxiety in my hands) and now, I have something to synchronize it to :-D

[–]jon2kx 1 point2 points ago

Carmeldansen anyone?

[–]antisocial84 1 point2 points ago

Lucky fucking cat mocking us all with it's fluffy unemployed hand gestures without a care in the world.

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 1 point2 points ago

Cats do this as a reflex. They massage their mom's tit like that to squeeze out the milk.

[–]CaptainMogran 1 point2 points ago

Now I'll prejudge everyone at a stressful job with having similar coping strategies.

[–]Stregano 5 points6 points ago

I am not being negative or anything, but can somebody please explain this joke to me since I do not understand it. It is a sweet gif, but I do not understand the funny part of it

[–]omnidirectional 2 points3 points ago

The joke isn't the cat, but instead the idea of this stress-free cat chilling on the screen of a computer in a high stress environment.

Juxtaposition of the incongruous is funny, here's another example.

[–]tmikos 6 points7 points ago

I don't think there is a joke, just a cute cat - perhaps not the best sub for it, but so cute!

[–]Stregano 4 points5 points ago

Also, maybe I do not understand this either, but why do people downvote me when I ask what the joke is when I do not get it (and lately I am finding out that there is no joke). I guess I do not understand why

[–]tmikos 3 points4 points ago

Haters gonna hate - they probably think you are trolling to point out the post is in the wrong sub. Whatevs' - forget about it - just a silly website :)

[–]simplystunned 2 points3 points ago

Zenlike

[–]Rastamus 1 point2 points ago

Cats massage with their paws like that when they are very comfortable and happy(i think it origins to when they where kittens and got milk from their mother). So if you know cats, you will probably associate that with good none stressful times :)

As said above, no joke, just Aaaw!

[–]potently-potable 1 point2 points ago

The background on my laptop. Always helps during those stressful days.

[–]CrAzEd13 0 points1 point ago

later

[–]AwwYea 0 points1 point ago

You did not just post this again.

[–]win-win[S] 2 points3 points ago

Seems the r/aww ppl would enjoy this as well. I for one think they need another cat in their lives.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend sent me this and said, "I wanna do this to you." And I asked, "Where?" And she replied, "Your face!!" And the rest of my day instantly went downhill.