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[–]Atersed 28 points29 points ago

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The floating head makes a good point.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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OH MAN! LOUIS C.K.!!!

AM I RIGHT GUYS?!?! HAHA!!!

LOUIS C.K.!!!!

HOO BOY!

[–]RaunchyBulbasaur 12 points13 points ago

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WOMEN AM I RIGHT GUYS

[–]SBN_Deltrese 8 points9 points ago

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THE BRAVERY OF THIS POST MAKES THE KARMA TRAIN RUN FASTER

[–]stanfan114 3 points4 points ago

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The best philosophers are standup comedians. The ancient Greeks understood.

[–]yonyonjohn 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah man, have you heard Plato's stuff? HILARIOUS.

Socrates gets me laughing every time as well.

[–]Peregrine_x 0 points1 point ago

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i really want you to be serious, ancient greek comedians would be great.

[–]bigwangbowski 0 points1 point ago

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Diogenes was pretty funny, but then again I'm a follower of his cynical philosophy.

[–]stanfan114 0 points1 point ago

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Same here.

[–]HeadBoy 7 points8 points ago

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Lotsa hate in this thread

[–]Whalerider725 5 points6 points ago

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I love these posts of Louis C.K. with one of his quotes in big font. They're so original!!!!!!

[–]mocotazo 5 points6 points ago

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He doesn't even go into the context of the whole bit. This is the laziest form of karma whoring.

[–]PeptoDysmal 4 points5 points ago

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That's not funny.

[–]stopmotionporn 0 points1 point ago

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You're not funny.

[–]kihadat 3 points4 points ago

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On a link karma collecting spree, I see.

[–]swooper74 0 points1 point ago

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Philosopher reads: Boys fuck things up. Girls are fucked up. Therefore, girls are things.

QED

[–]FourteenHatch -1 points0 points ago

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Are we back to Louis C.K. imgur quotes again?

Okay then.

[–]GoGoGadge7 0 points1 point ago

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We've gone full circle.

[–]thrillhou5e -4 points-3 points ago

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LOL. Thats hilarious!!! We all definitely have NOT seen this standup special 1000 times already. HAHA! Youre funny OP!

[–]sleeptyping 0 points1 point ago

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General statements are always true.

[–]canadathejazzman -2 points-1 points ago

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I am dissapoint by the comments in this thread

[–]jcarules -5 points-4 points ago

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I'm a woman and I approve of this message.

[–]AnalBurns -3 points-2 points ago

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So true. One time I fucked things up. I'm a boy.

[–]aurahack -3 points-2 points ago

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Man, I remember that from that one special of his that I watched. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Mitz510 -1 points0 points ago

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Does he wear the same black shirt on all of his stand up specials?

[–]FriskyBandit -2 points-1 points ago

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Just earned respect and an upvote.