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[–]CrackedPepper86 56 points57 points ago

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I love how he flinches at the confetti cannon.

[–]GeoM56 15 points16 points ago

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I like the crab shuffle he does to round the corner of the podium.

[–]OLawD 1 point2 points ago

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lol'd at crab shuffle harder than watching it the first time

[–]HeadbangsToMahler 0 points1 point ago

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Really ties the whole GIF together.

[–]superphuntyme 1 point2 points ago*

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Hijacking this comment. OP was pretty quick on stealing this.

Edit:I mean the gif

[–]chimmi -5 points-4 points ago

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I went into the comments to say the exact same thing.

[–]u8eR 19 points20 points ago

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Gif with sound!

Came from this post on Reddit today. Gif was made by this wonderful guy from the comments.

[–]MarbledNightmare 4 points5 points ago

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He totally needs to get with that girl. She was happy for him, basically said "O'well" and was arm tied with him before the announcement.

Hook it up kid, hook it up.

[–]jsmayne 0 points1 point ago

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i think if i had a million dollars i could set something like that up

[–]ihminen 2 points3 points ago

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hahah! He gets so overwhelmed that he takes a knee after the confetti cannon. Then he kind of knee-crawls down to the main floor to greet his celebrating family (still on his knees).

[–]Kevin_Nicolas 1 point2 points ago

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Take upvotes, you deserve them. I was going to do the same, but you already have.

[–]spuddeh[!] 14 points15 points ago

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Did Ed Helms just win the Price is Right?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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was gonna post the same thing lol looks just like him

[–]notalady 21 points22 points ago

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I do hope you're under 12.

[–]Dapwell 8 points9 points ago

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Or Forrest Gump.

[–]Serkoff 2 points3 points ago

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I'm only 24, but also react that way. Boobs are boobies.

[–]Crispyanity 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, boobs are boobies. That's why I don't react like that.

[–]SimplyBilly 1 point2 points ago

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My very first thought was "What are you like 12?" after seeing the gif

[–]romeromadero 3 points4 points ago

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[–]seaquest_amd[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Stoopid is what stoopid does.

[–]kweee 7 points8 points ago

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This is awesome. The next time I see boobs, I'm gonna have some confetti in my pocket so I can throw it in the air.

The next time I see boobs...

The next time...

http://i.imgur.com/Q9dgg.png

[–]BladeMN 9 points10 points ago

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Andy Bernard?

[–]Seventh7Son 7 points8 points ago

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Nard Dog.

[–]TheSpartin 1 point2 points ago

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they've already announced the hang over 3, don't give them ideas

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 2 points3 points ago

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People shoot confetti into the air when you see boobs?

[–]CrazyMcfobo 2 points3 points ago

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I swear that hasn't happened before

[–]Kevin_Nicolas 1 point2 points ago

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"A magician gave me a hand job..."

[–]j1mb0 2 points3 points ago

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What are you, 12?

[–]laststrawpro 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't matter; Saw Boobs.

[–]BeerLeague 1 point2 points ago

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I think you may need a broader sample size

[–]seanhus 1 point2 points ago

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i have no shame in feeling the exact same way you do, and im 21

[–]jimitonic 1 point2 points ago

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I like boobs too, but I refuse to clean up that much confetti every time I internet.

[–]SkeazyPotatoes 0 points1 point ago

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Use your tissues - the confetti will stick.

[–]nemyhlol 1 point2 points ago

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"You are NOT the father!"

[–]StoryGopher 1 point2 points ago

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Good thing you aren't a girl or you'd take forever to get dressed in the morning.

[–]DrKillJoyPHD 1 point2 points ago

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You can see them, but you cannot touch them. Such is the sad fate of Redditors.

[–]TenshiS 1 point2 points ago

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You get scared?

[–]Ish24 0 points1 point ago

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My face doesn't look like that, but I do imagine confetti flying through the air...

[–]Nate_the_Ace 0 points1 point ago

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Especially the confetti.

[–]Destructi0n 0 points1 point ago

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[–]endrid 0 points1 point ago

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Lol I saw this on youtube... it's price is right and he won a million bucks.

[–]Thunder-ten-tronckh 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite part is when reddit tries to act all cool by asking if OP is 12. You know you are the same way.

[–]ScratchBomb 0 points1 point ago

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Why is ed helms on the price is right?

[–]The_Caring_Banker 0 points1 point ago

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as someone that has been surprised before, i can confirm he is surprised.

[–]SarahVirginia 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha :D

[–]giantsmania 0 points1 point ago

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That reaction was priceless...

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[–]seaquest_amd[S] 0 points1 point ago

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wtf?

[–]Souske22597 -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh because you're 12 years old? I get it now