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[–]MOS95B 2 points3 points ago

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Claims didn't read

Knows topics of posts

[–]TheClayroo 1 point2 points ago

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dingdingding....we have a winner.

[–]cannedmath 1 point2 points ago

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Or maybe he didn't read any covering such topic thus deducing he didn't read them!!

[–]B4_Data_Lore 2 points3 points ago

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This gif makes me hungry

[–]Thunder_Pwny 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it internet! Stop agreeing with my subconscious!

[–]Kevin_Nicolas 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote because I love this gif. Hell, I'll upvote any post with this gif.

[–]jonnylongshlong[S] 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Hat_Enthusiasts 7 points8 points ago

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[–]LucasJSmith 1 point2 points ago

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[–]zautner 3 points4 points ago

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[–]SpreadShot 0 points1 point ago

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same here, LOVE this gif.

[–]Cuerzo 1 point2 points ago

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damn chicken strip u so crazy

[–]MegaZambam 0 points1 point ago

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Why would anyone read any of those?

[–]nolanisbord 0 points1 point ago

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I think ill send that to a pissed off girl after she sends me a break up message.

[–]dabears554 0 points1 point ago

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Luol Deng doesn't need to read, only basketball.

[–]Thunder_Pwny 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because it's racist!

[–]Nick2020 0 points1 point ago

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I hate you. spacedicks is only good part of reddit you roody-poo

[–]catesping 0 points1 point ago

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yet you knew they were valentine's day-related... how?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was saving this .gif for the perfect moment, but someone used it a while ago and now I can't use it /r/firstworldproblems

[–]inchesNfalling 0 points1 point ago

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When I clicked this, the song I happened to be listening to, just made it all the more hilarious.

[–]thepunismightier 0 points1 point ago

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at least i have chicken