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[–]farmer-mcshootypants 201 points202 points ago

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laughing my ass of so hard my sombrero fell off and i dropped my taco

[–]thesoppywanker 65 points66 points ago

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lmaoshmsfoaidmt

[–]Guest101010 6 points7 points ago

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I've seen this somewhere, but don't remember the source.

[–]Farisr9k 12 points13 points ago

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It's a thing where someone typed a random assortment of letters (after lmao of course) and invited everyone to figure out his 'acronym'. The parent response was the most popular solution.

[–]RedDaggerx 6 points7 points ago

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What, so like:

Laughed, Making An Ovular Sizable Hat + Mexican Style Food Originate An Indoors Dirty Mess. Typical.

[–]darklightcsi 15 points16 points ago

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Laughing my ass off so hard my shirt fell off and I displayed my tits.

[–]RedDaggerx 4 points5 points ago

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That has nothing to do with sombreros or tacos

...which is what I was aiming for.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Dropped my taco?

[–]senor_sombrero 10 points11 points ago

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it's just a big joke to you people, isn't it?

[–]Herborist 22 points23 points ago

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Laughing my ass so hard my turban fell off and I accidentally set off my bomb.

[–]ReflexMan 4 points5 points ago

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I love Psych, by the way.

[–]Niall8100 1 point2 points ago

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ROFLWST - rolling on the floor laughing while still typing

[–]wickidclown17 124 points125 points ago

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i always liked this one

[–]IwazFrozen2day 18 points19 points ago

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A++ would read again

[–]jzsk8s89 34 points35 points ago

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as soon as i saw the girls name was Stacy i knew haha

[–]TheMetalMilitia 6 points7 points ago

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i've read this before and it got me again...

[–]Captain_Fluffy 2 points3 points ago

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The expletive, "MOTHERFUCKER", was invented for the ultimate if not sole purpose of replying to that post

[–]gla3dr 0 points1 point ago

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This one never gets old.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I got this when I read "Stacy" and "pool." Very good, will read again, 10/10.

[–]zelda64 0 points1 point ago

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haha and on my birthday.. hurray!! [7]

[–]rebelway -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't know what the last part is about. Is it a song or something?

[–]tekoyaki 2 points3 points ago

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[–]rawbamatic 0 points1 point ago

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How old are you‽‽

[–]Werv 0 points1 point ago

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Either over 35 or under 14

[–]Keyserchief 156 points157 points ago

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This is best

[–]bdubaya 35 points36 points ago

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Worth it just for the reply on there.

[–]Aeleas 9 points10 points ago

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That's what I was expecting this one to be when I saw the frog.

[–]MestR 2 points3 points ago

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OP what the hell is wrong with you.

That being said on 4chan says something.

[–]Mantoinette 13 points14 points ago

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/facepalm

fooled again.

[–]CommissarGray 4 points5 points ago

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Dont worry, most of us were too.

[–]shadoworc01 0 points1 point ago

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Even Roger Daltry would get fooled again by that one.

[–]Rubitrons 11 points12 points ago

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These are my emotions you're toying with here!

[–]rbrthtty 14 points15 points ago

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[–]reddez 2 points3 points ago

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Long live the King, baby.

[–]MCJeeba 14 points15 points ago

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I was waiting for someone to open the door, and at which point everyone got onto the floor and walked the dinosaur. Spaghetti.

[–]peacockskeleton 9 points10 points ago

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10/10

[–]fuubox 34 points35 points ago*

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Annie? Bad Neighbourhood? Sounds like OP just watched season two of Community

edit: Going to a bar? this is episode 10 or 11...

[–]ThomagJeffersoth 13 points14 points ago

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Guys, what does a pregnancy test look like?

[–]AnalogZone 16 points17 points ago

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oh, then this is definitely a GUN!

[–]jprider63 2 points3 points ago

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Yea, I thought that was were this was going.

[–]jakersbossman 2 points3 points ago

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This single screencap is greater than any OC Reddit has ever come up with.

[–]toppswagg 2 points3 points ago

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Ahhhh you got me there

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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that pink chick's a slut. introduce us

[–]abeladi 2 points3 points ago

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FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]Jmonkeh 2 points3 points ago

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Well shit, now I have to watch Moonwalker again.

[–]Herborist 2 points3 points ago

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Story from 4chan?

Check the last line. ಠ_ಠ

[–]omacranger 4 points5 points ago

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God damn, I knew it was coming and I had to keep reading. Nicely done.

[–]corgonin 5 points6 points ago

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Goddammit, I'm in class and I just had to cover my mouth with my hand to keep a quiet straight face.

[–]one2-3 1 point2 points ago

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got me damn it!!!

[–]PinguPingu 1 point2 points ago

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Damn it, I can't hold all these feels. ;_;

[–]he_cried_out_WTF 1 point2 points ago

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Saw it coming. Yet...couldn't look away...

[–]Achrist466 1 point2 points ago

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God Damnit, Anon. You got me again.

[–]devoting_my_time 1 point2 points ago

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That motherfucker...

[–]woopingfrog 1 point2 points ago

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Ah crap. I didn't see that coming.

[–]Sandmanifest 1 point2 points ago

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She was struck down, it was her doom

Hmmm

[–]quilofish 1 point2 points ago

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How come I never find anything funny like this on 4chan

[–]blu333 1 point2 points ago

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since when is this 4chan?

[–]DWanvig 1 point2 points ago

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well played sir. well played.

[–]darknite24 1 point2 points ago

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dude, these get me everytime...i think i just peed myself

[–]Wolfosaurus 4 points5 points ago

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What does tfw mean?

[–]mydarkesthour24 0 points1 point ago

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I read it as ftw... O_o

[–]OrangeAnonymous 0 points1 point ago

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That feel when

[–]xcile 1 point2 points ago

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oooh my god i lold

[–]beerwomenguns 3 points4 points ago

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i don't get it

[–]TheMetalMilitia 1 point2 points ago

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am i the only one who heard the actual music in my read whilst reading it?

[–]CW3MH6 0 points1 point ago

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I did as well, as soon as I read the line "She was struck down, it was her doom."

[–]DerpinNinjaa 1 point2 points ago

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Ooooohhhh Fucking shit, that sir was done by a A+ class storey teller/troll

Well done 4chan

[–]cooleyandy 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I see a reddit post about 4chan, I instinctively read the last few lines first.

[–]jimmy_three_shoes 3 points4 points ago

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Are you one of those people that reads the last page of a book first?

[–]davidlgj 0 points1 point ago

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What's the point? You're only spoiling it for yourself.

[–]cooleyandy 0 points1 point ago

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Saying the post is from 4chan is already a spoiler.

[–]warshipaway 0 points1 point ago

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I thought he was serious till the second to last line. Then I lol'd.

[–]akwabaa 0 points1 point ago

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Surprised Gets_MJ_Stuck_in Your_Head hasn't been here yet. Then again, this does it for him. Sha'mon!

[–]mark636199 0 points1 point ago

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10/10 Would read again.

[–]the_desert_fox 0 points1 point ago

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i never see this coming. ever.

[–]Corrik 0 points1 point ago

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Showed it's hand too early.

[–]Daelfas 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting either that, or a little orphan annie joke.

[–]balfarzarkar1 0 points1 point ago

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this is the reason i get up in the morning LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]bamaslammer 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking gold.

[–]mydarkesthour24 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck! Caught me off guard! It's like getting caught in the circle game!

Or the game....

[–]jjimjilbang 0 points1 point ago

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[–]shcotty -1 points0 points ago

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As soon as I read "Annie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Annie?" I knew what was about to hapen 8/10 still laughed

[–]CW3MH6 0 points1 point ago

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The song started playing in my head as soon as I reached the "doom" line.

[–]praisebetomoomon -2 points-1 points ago

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I wish this was funny.

[–]da_bbq 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even go on 4chan, but I know well enough by now to skip to the last line of a story formatted this way.

[–]JaggerA 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why downvotes, but I agree, it's always a song reference, spaghetti in pockets, or dinosaur.

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[deleted]

[–]Nighthavens 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah, that's not the original but ok.

[–]goblinbee 0 points1 point ago

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It's not the original, but it's is the version who's lyrics are quoted in the screenshot. Note that they are slightly different from the original Jackson lyrics.

[–]BrohemianRhapsody 6 points7 points ago

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[–]hakkzpets 0 points1 point ago

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Already 4 years since his death. Time flies.

[–]Antarmy1 0 points1 point ago

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4 years? It can't be, I thought it was 3 at the most?

[–]hakkzpets 0 points1 point ago

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That was what the Youtube comment said. When I think of it it's 3.5 years though.

[–]graffiti81 -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]RufiosBrotherKev 2 points3 points ago

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nice try, 2CELLOS

[–]graffiti81 0 points1 point ago

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I wish.

[–]jzsk8s89 3 points4 points ago

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I don't want to live in this world anymore

[–]Skynne 3 points4 points ago

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Oh wow.. that is some serious fail.

[–]NewW0rld -1 points0 points ago

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I really don't get this one for some reason. Could someone explain, please?

[–]Epicman -1 points0 points ago

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WEll that was disappointing.

[–]DooleyBoyDooleyBoy -1 points0 points ago

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this took too long to figure out than I'd like to admit...