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[–]NickMalatos 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Lazorbadger 4 points5 points ago

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YES. Thank you for saving me the trouble.

[–]JMV290 2 points3 points ago

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I was expecting this

[–]ArkAndSka 7 points8 points ago

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I just hope he never leave's her ;)

[–]Louiedabeast 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there

[–]FelixR1991 2 points3 points ago

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Is that bitch canadian?

[–]Ithewholethingtwice 4 points5 points ago

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Tree Star ?

[–]natostrike 1 point2 points ago

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Don't give a leaf to your GF for Valentines unless you want her to make like a tree.

[–]Verpah 0 points1 point ago

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I spent Valentine's day with my puppy... he brought me a stick. Twice. And he cocked his leg for the first time ever, instead of squatting! It was a good day :-D

[–]always_useful 0 points1 point ago

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Frenchies are awesome.

[–]Thardus 0 points1 point ago

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Fall coloured fallen leaf... in the middle of February.

Whaaaaaaattt.

[–]baker875 0 points1 point ago

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This was soooo last year

[–]YoDisK9Bitch 0 points1 point ago

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Yo Dat's My K9, Bitch

[–]DirtyJake 0 points1 point ago

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Cutest. Fucking. Thing. Ever. Can't lie

[–]Souske22597 0 points1 point ago

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Old, but still funny

[–]Hyperdrunk 2 points3 points ago

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Normally I don't upvote the ancient, but this is one of my all time favorites.

[–]PopperSweets -4 points-3 points ago

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I get it! It's funny because a bitch is a female dog, so in this case it is not being used as a derogatory name for women!

[–]anotherperson23 -2 points-1 points ago

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Nope.jpg

[–]GetHaggard -4 points-3 points ago

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Ahh, the "bitches love" meme.... i miss it... lets bring it back, reddit. What do you say?

[–]anotherperson23 2 points3 points ago

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I say no karma for you.

[–]GetHaggard 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah no kidding haha. I'll be going now

[–]anotherperson23 0 points1 point ago

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For having a positive attitude, I say karma for you.

[–]Tonooki -2 points-1 points ago

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That's still funny.

[–]Farisr9k -2 points-1 points ago

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Well that's the cutest fucking thing I've seen all day.